Chapter 34: A Happy Event

AN: Poor Navi, she be dead. But will she soon be alivin? Yule c if u Reed Richards (AN: GETTAT!?) dis chapper! And speshel thanks 2 Zeni Riri 4 riding a story in-speared by mine! I neber thout that that that would happen, so tank u fairy much. (AN: Gedit! Becase Navi is a fairy and its zelda and navi is in zelda and fairy sounds like very!) Maybe ill becam sew populer that i can blow up tim and not get arrested by bribing the cops becaus ill be so rich from this story!

Chapter Therdythrey Recap!: Link dies, NOT, he olands on Plewdo, he goghs 2 a cantina on Play-doh, he meets abuncha SPACE peeple, lnk gos 2 Walerigis Tako stend, he sees Jorde, day get in a fite but it gets butter, John Stalvern comes and fites deamons with lonk, and then John was a zombie, link blows up ship, but did zombie john surveev, he was blasted 2 erth, he meets Sakera and kat, navi Jynxs it, link crushes in, and he kills Navi!

Chaptre beggin!

Zelda was sexing with her sexy lover, Tingle. It was so hawt, u guys, that I Kent even describe its hawtness. Any way, tingle and Zelma funished saxing hotly.

"Hey mi luv u wanna wach Bill an Tedz Xcelent Andventure wif mii?" Zeppo asked.

"Yah, i luv dat movee! Da only movie dat i like butter than that is Twiilight!"

"And 50 shades of gray!"

"Well, duh! That was so obvious that i dident even need to mention it!"

and then day both sexed while waching the sexy movie.

"Wate, tiggle, dont u need protraction? And S-support?"

"No, who cares!"

A care bear flew in to try to get Zelda and Tingle to care, so they killed it and had it stuffed so that they could secs on it.

Later:

"Tinder, i took a penancy test, and im preggers!" Zedd revealed.

"Wow, dats grate! Im gonna be a further!"

9 munths latter:

Zenda was elmost ready 2 have a babby! An she was furry happy!

Then her waiter broke! She was eating at a restaurant, when the waiter broke in half because Tingle did it so he could eat him because he's a canngable who licks branes and mussels. But then Zelda's water broke!

"oh no im aboot to have a baeby, bae!"

"Queek, ill get u 2 the herpital!"

He through Zexaco into the Tinglemobile, a van with tingles face on the front. He zoooooomed through traffic, takin out everywun in his way. Wunce he got 2 the horsepital, he got zesda inside and she had da babeez!

"Look, Fingle, I had twin bavies!"

"Dere soooooooooo cuuuuuute!" tinny tinned. "I could just eat them up!" Tingle took out a fork and nife and the nurse, Lafayette Alessandro Sigmund Ryszard Glockenspiel, had to hold him back.

After he temporarily got over his cannibalistic tendencies, the fact that he had kiddies finally sunk in!

"I HAVE A SON!1111111111111" he screamed like that tough guy from Brooklyn 99 on the Old Spice commercials. "And a daughter, too! Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!"

Tinfoil left to go kill some dudes, while Zeta sat with da babbeeez in the castle. "Wow," she said to herself. "I cant be leaf Im a moother! If only I could go 2 link and brag 2 him about it, but he got the electric chair for killing Navi. Now Ill never gonna be abel 2 make fun of him! If only i had a time machine soo i cod travel back 2 before they died adn tell him!"

Out of nowhere, a phone booth appeared! And in it was Bill and Ted!

"Whoa, dude!" Neo neoed. "Where are we?"

"I dunno, man, but it sure is excellent!" exclaimed Bill, and the duo did some air guitar.

Zelda had an idea. "Hay, cool dudes, can i borroe yere time mashine just fer a minute?"

"Wow, what a bodacious babe," whispered Ted to Bill.

"Sure thing, you can use it!" Bill yelled.

"Thanks," thanked Zelda. "And party on, dudes!"

Zelda began to travel through time with the babies as Bill and Ted did air guitar.

9 months earlier:

"Link, are you okay?"

"Know, im nut okay Nazi! I gut nothing acurplished on da SPACE trip, and SPACE travel hertz! I dident ghet ani SPACE pwers, I had 2 ifite a zombee, and i got terned down by the sexeh Sanus!"

"I'm sorry, Link!" Navi lied.

"I donut forgeev u Na'vi! Uv failed me 1 2 many times! Now dye!"

"WHAT!" Navi shouted.

Before Navi could be murdered, Zelda appeared in discount TARDIS!

"Hay link! Gess wat, tingel an I had da babies! U lozer dident get babbeese, and u well neber get 2 sax me again u loozer!"

"Evil Zettua, u cheeted on mii an den lefted mii 4 an evil dude! Now dye!"

"Noooooo! Don keel mii! I have kiddies!"

"2 bad! Now dee 2 deth!" Lenk from Montana roared like that new cute bug Pokemon that was just revealed today (Not the Minecraft one, but the bee fly one) smoking weed everyday. Then Link chopped Zelda in half, and gutts spattered all over Navi and he.

"Whoa, you just killed Zelda!" Navi yelled.

"U gotta problemo wit dat?" Lakn queeeestined, holding a granade launcher.

"Um, no?"

"Good! Now what was i about to do?"

"You..." Navi thought for a second. "You were going to get some shawarma!" she lied.

"Okay!"

"But what about the babies?"

"Oh, yah i forgutted aboot dat, eh!"

AN: So, what are they going to do with the babies? And who are the babies? FIND OUT in like a month, since im going on vacation, BYE GOYS!

Next time on Tingles Raveng: The Tingling:

"I think these babies really like fishsticks," Chrom said.

"KEEP THAT GARBAGE FOOD AWAY FROM MAH BABIES!" screamed ghost Zelda.