Chapter 45: The Adventure of Linkle

AN: HOI, anoter chip! I wish I could chip away at Tim's soul until all that remains is a hollow husk of his former self. Anywai, I hope you guys are watching SiIvaGunner (or is it SilvaGunner?) for the SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis! If you don't know who SiivaGunner is, you need to check out his videos NOW! I won't spoil it for you, but I know you won't regret it! This chapter will introduction a knew Chara cter with A VERY COMPLEX AND WELL-WRITTEN BACKSTORY! Also, it is almost the one year anniversary of this story's first chapter! The first chapter was posted on January 30, 2016. I can't believe it's been that long already! And I can't believe you're still reading this sh*t. You must have some serious problems. I've been really busy with school recently, so I probably won't have an birthday special, but I did have time to post this! Sorry it's been almost a month since the last chapter. Anyway, we finished one year of this story, so maybe we'll have another! Or maybe not, we'll just have to find out. But this story certainly won't be over without a real ending, so we'll just have to see how long I can keep reusing the same awful jokes!

Chapter Fordyfore Recap!: Its chrismis, lank hates it, he kills some peeps, ghost naiv scards him, she tells him exposition, its a Christmas carol now, Navy leafs, ghost Zelda coms, she trieds to make him better but it doesn't work and she leafs, ghost ruto comes (in more ways than one HAHAHAHAH GEDDIT!?), link is so terrable that she kills herself, Light Yagami is there too and he is an offensive gay stereotype for some reason, Link tries to make a bunch of jokes BUT HE FAILS, lite is annoyued, Link tries to get L and Light back to gether and it works, but then it turned out that that was his plan all along and he got Light killed just to make Les life miserables, Navi is so mad she blows up, and Sakurai and Fukura bring her back.

Chaptre beggin!

One time ther was this chick named Linkle an she was fram hyrool 2! She lerked like a gale fersion of lonk, but she didnt no lank so she didnent now that.

Her grand ma was ther an was like "Hey lonkle."

"Wat u ugle old woman?"

"I ting that u r da reeel hero of hyrool!"

"Yere rite!" zed Lonkle. "Im gonna be da hero of hyrole!" and she was tired of her gramdna always annoying her so she killed her and took her money and used it to buy a bunch of crossbows to shoot peeps with so she can become a true hero.

Later:

"I no eggzactly wat i knead to become a hereo! I need a dum sidekick 4 mii 2 always torture and annoy! That that dum egg!" she exclammed, pointing at a weird egg looking guy getting beat up by some peeps.

"Please don't hurt me, I didn't do anything!" yelled the Cadbury Cream Egg.

"2 bad, now dye!" yelled one of the peeps. He took out a Machinima gun and was aboot to shoot him, when lonkle stabbed him with a nifey nife and killed da bad peeps.

"You, you saved my life!" exclaimed eggy. "My name is Magolor! How can I ever repay you?"

"I half an idea! How aboot u be my slave!"

"Wait, what?!" Before Magolor could object, Lankle put a bag over his head and dragged him away.

Later:

"Grate, now dat I have a slave, juest need to find dat other guy who clams 2 bee da herro, an den ill KEEL HIM! Then she started trying to find Link, but she couldnent because she has a bad cents of detection. (AN: See she is in caracter!)

Later:

Linkel bot a car and tyed Mangler up in it and was going on a ROAD TRIP! "Gess wat Eggy, were goin on a ROAD TRIP!"

"Mph mmph," said Magpie since his faCE was stuffled with duck tap.

Then day went driving for ours and she played the Lorax soundtrack the hole time and she kept driving for the hole day until she ran oot of gas (AN: oot, GETTIT!?) and insted of filing up da gas, she killed a guy and stole his car and drove moor until she realised that she drove da rong way and so she stoped at a bar to ask for defections adn left da lorax music on 2 maek Marvolo miserble.

"Hoi, how dew u get 2 da hirule Castiel tell mii or u dieeee!" lunkle axed da burtender.

"Hay," said tghe burtender, "arent u dat evil chick that does a bunch of super evil stuff liek murdering children for fun and burning down hospitals and torturing puppies and making Undertale rule 34?"

"Yep now how do i gert to da cerserl."

"U need 2 go north 2 get dere."

"hat dos north meen?"

"U F*CKIN IDIEOT HERES A COMPAS!"

"Yo-Kai," sed Loxle. And dat was how she go t her copass. Den she lefted. Little did she no tat Epona was sitting on the chair next to her and spying on her.

"Hey Epona," said the bartender. "W-"

"Don't even think about it," Epona snapped. She took out her phone and made a call. "Master Tingle, the target's location has been acquired. My surveillance will continue."

"Good..." said Tingle evilly petting his pet cat but he didn't have a cat (besides Blair, that slut) so instead of a cat he was just petting L. "Very good. Everything is going according to plan."

AN: GASP WHAT IS TINGLES PLAN OH MY GOLLY GUYS I HAVE TO KNOW! Also, i lied tis chap introduced 2 new charters, Linkle and Magolor. Both wheel play an impotent roll BUT WHAT WILL IT BE OH MY GOSH GUYS! I wish i could introduce Tim to my penis I MEAN FIST that's what I meant to say I'm not sexually attracted to Tim. Also, you can check out my DeviantArt account as well! It has the same username as my fanfiction and AO3 userernames. But be bewarned, as most of what I have posted on it is gay Splatoon porn that I drew using MS Paint. By the way, I'm wondering who I should ship Navi with. Give me your suggestions in the reviews/comments, and tell me any new characters you want to be introduced to the story. Also, some characters from previous chapters might play some important roles! But what roles? YOU"LLL JUTS HAGVE TO FIND OUT! On the next chapter. Whenever that happens. Anyway, happy one year anniversary!