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Sakura spread out all of her weapons on her dining room table for their monthly cleaning. It usually took her the whole night to sharpen, clean and repack all of them. However, that was fine with her—sometimes, she liked the meticulous and monotonous work. Even if she rarely got sent out on missions these days. The hospital had kept her too busy to take many missions, which was why she was anticipating her upcoming outing so much. She was looking forward to getting out of Konoha for a week with Hinata, Kiba and Shino. It wasn't often that she got to work with that group.

Which was why she was making sure that absolutely everything was ready. She had a large pile of kunai, shuriken and senbon left to do while she had already honed and cleaned her tanto and kusarigama.

When the patio door slid open quietly, she already knew that it was Kakashi slipping into her home. He had moved silently coming to stand beside her.

"Are you preparing for some sort of massive incursion that I didn't know about?" he teased her.

Sakura laughed quietly as she continued to make passes along the whetstone with a kunai. "If you don't know, then I'm not sure if I should tell you. You know, it's more of a 'if I told you, I'd have to kill you' type thing. And I don't want to do that," she jested back.

He leaned down so that his mouth was next to her ear. "You could try, but I think I've got a trick or two up my sleeve that would give you a little friendly competition." He snaked an arm around her stomach and slipped a few fingers underneath her shirt and played with the bare skin there.

"Oh, I'm sure you would be a good workout for me, if you think you're not too old to keep up, that is," she said nonchalantly, as she continued to grind the kunai's edge. She loved teasing him about his age, since it was the one thing that would get under his skin.

Kakashi reacted exactly how Sakura knew he would—his grip tightened on her side and he let out a puff of air against her ear.

"So you think my age would stop me from doing a good job?"

"Not for a second. With age comes experience—in all things," she explained.

Kakashi smirked and straightened up behind her. "Yes, I remember how much you've enjoyed that experience," he whispered as he pulled his hand off of her side. He placed both hands on her shoulders and slowly shifted them to the underside of her neck.

Sakura did her best to ignore him and continue sharpening the kunai, however she was always easily distracted by him—especially when he was teasing her. Even more so when his hands were on her.

He placed two fingers under her chin and tipped her head back slowly. It forced her eyes to leave the kunai and whetstone in her hands and travel up to his face.

"You're distracting me, you know."

"Yes, I know. That's the point." He continued to tip her head as far back as it comfortably went.

She looked up and saw that he had lowered his mask already and was grinning down at her. That same sexy smirk that sent a thrill down to her toes and often made her breath catch in her throat.

He leaned forward slowly and captured her lips, gently at first, enjoying the new feeling of kissing her upside down. But after a moment, he deepened the kiss while still holding her in place. His talented tongue stroked hers in such a way that he had her nearly moaning in pleasure. And when his hand left her chin and landed on her thigh, she moaned in pleasure. She had missed his touch so severely that after only a second she was barely able to sit still in her chair since she wanted more.

She was so caught up in kissing him and wanting him to touch her, that her hand relaxed and the tools slipped from them. When they clattered to the ground, she feared that the kunai would have hurt him.

Sakura gasped in worry and tried to pull away to check on him, but he moved his other hand to her neck and held her fast. He didn't allow her to end the kiss, at least not until he was ready for it to end. He continued to tease her mouth while his hand remained hot on her inner thigh.

After several minutes passed, he pulled away. She sighed loudly when he removed his hands from her.

"You're so easy to distract, Sakura. I'm glad I had my wits about me to dodge the kunai. You might have gotten into a lot of trouble if you had injured the Hokage, you know," he said as he brushed a hand across her cheek.

Sakura smiled at him as she straightened up. Her neck had grown a small kink in it while bent at an awkward angle. However, before she reached back and massaged her own neck, his talented fingers beat her to it.

"Maybe getting distracted by you is exactly what I needed," she said as she shifted her head side to side as he worked out the stiffness.

"Yes, well, you're dangerous with your weapons, and I don't want to give you any reason to poke me with the hoard of sharp objects you have here. So I'll leave you to it! Bye!" he said as he poofed away.

Sakura sighed once more at the strangeness of her boyfriend. She looked down to see where the kunai and whetstone had fallen and noticed a large gouge in the floor where the sharp edge stuck into the floor. Sakura moaned as she realized she would not be getting her deposit for the apartment back.

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