Chapter 49: S&M Adventures!

AN: How, dat lest chapped was SO WEIRD am I like pulling a HTK? Acturally, I wont make the hole story overly Sirius. There may be some dank mementoes, but the store will still brew the Sámi Light hearted story u no and loathe! Con quienes y corro! For incest, dis shaft will bae very fuuun and its aboot Pokemons! Tim should be about BEING DEAD! Bi the way, I carrot wait 4 the Svitch to comb out! it will bii sew mucho gusto! Also, what do you think about the pairing Tingle/Linkle, AKA Tinkle? Isn't it the best pairing ever? Just so you know, this chapter contains some spoilers for Pokémon Sun and Moon, so if you haven't played it yet, you should probably skip this chapter. Stay tuna for some FUN1

Chaptre Fordyate Recap!: Tingle es Link's padre, WHAAAAAAAAAAT, Hague tvists, Navy is grossed out, Link and Linkle are really gross, AND NOW LINKLE IS TINGLE'S GIRL FRIEND EWWWWW, Navi goghs to kale Tangled, Tinges isent as dome as he seams, he caches a bowlett, TINGLE REVEASL THE TRUTH, Navy is sad.

Chaptre beggin!

"HAY Naviy!" Hank inked. "GYSS WATT!"

Navi woke up after being chloroformed and stuffed into a suitcase. "What the f*ck? Where am I?"

"Where in ALOLO! Like in Pokes mon Son and Muns!"

"...Why?"

"Becase I felted like it loser. Also i used yere muney 2 pai 4 da trip!"

"WHAT?!"

And so Link kidnapped Navi and then they walked and stuff, and then thy found this gurl with a big hat amd a bag named lillie.

"Hi, welcome to the Alola region!" said Loli. "I'm Professor Kukui's assistant, Lillie. I'm here to show you around the region!"

"Yah," zed Lnk, "dat sunds nice an stufdf BUT IS THERE SECS?!"

"Umm, I don't know. I mean, you could probably pay someone for it."

"YAY!"

"Now, I'll introduce you to our cast of KOOKY characters! Or should I say, KUKUI characters!"

"This is going to be a long day," said Navi.

Later:

"This is Hau!" said Lully. "He sucks at battling!"

"Hay hau HAU are you doing!" HET link.

Hau looked over to Link. "Do you have ANY IDEA how often I've heard that joke? DO YOU HAVE ANY F*CKING CLUE HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HEARD THAT ONE SH*TTY JOKE?!" Hau instantly started smiling like nothing ever happened, doing that pose thing he does when he loses. "I mean, I'm fine, how are you?"

"Hau has crippling depression, but he it behind that annoying smile," Lily wispered. "He really needs to go to therapy."

Suddenly, some chick with a completely blank expression on her face walked up.

"This is Selene," Billy explained. (AN: I think Selene is the proteegonists name but im nut really sure) "She is completely emotionless and never says anything. I think she might be a psychopath."

Slendy continued being still and emotionless, as an edgy teen edged up.

"This is my brother Edgelo- I mean Gladion. He's really edgy and is obsessed with Hot Topic.

"No one understands my pain," he edged, edgily taking a sip of Caprisun.

"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!1111111111" the background music sang because he's so edgy that song plays everywhere he goes.

"Our mom is this evil chick named Lusamine that runs the Aether Foundation," Lippie rebilled. "She has a fetish for ultra beasts and she has a Buzzwole body pillow and writes lemon about tentacle sex with Nihilego." Lusamine/Nihilego, best pairing ever. (bisisdes Tinkle)

"Hay i tingk i half dat seam boddy pilow!"

Right then, a wired cloud pokething jumped out. "Pew pew," it said.

"Oh, Nebby, could you please get back into the bag?" requested Lillo. "Silly, Nebby, always getting themself in trouble. They always keep jumping out of their bag, but it's dangerous to let people see Nebby."

"Pew pew."

"Okay, back into the bag, Nebby." She finally convinced Nebby to go back into the bag.

"Anyway, thank you for coming to Alola!" exclaimed Killy.

"Have fun, friend!" yelled How.

"*insert something edgy here*" said Blazion.

"..." explained Spleen.

"Pew pew," Nebby nebbied from in the bag.

"I wonderwall why Nova isnent staying anything." Lynch geed. "Meeh its purplely nut thing."

LAter:

So Link sleep sleeping in his bed and he was in his bed. When Navi runned in coffered in cutes and brushes!

"Dobby, wat da funk r u doin!?"

"Link, we've got to get out of here! Lillie-"

"No1 gavels a f*dge aboot yur problemas Magi!"

But then Glazed and Debby ran it! Gladiator was really freaked out, and if someone as edgy as him is scared, some scary stuff must be going on! "Guys, Lillie's a f*cking psychopath! She's been holding all of Alola hostage, and she framed our mom of being evil, but she's the true villain!"

"He's right!" exclaimed Favi. "That crazy bitch tried to stuff me in her bag, and I barely got away with my life!"

"That monster must be stopped! When she was distracted with Navi, I finally saw my chance, and I grabbed Nebby and ran! But that psycho will be here any moment to find us!"

Suddenly, a crashing noise was heard! "F*ck, she's here!" Gelation screamed quietly. "RUN!"

"Pew pew!" said Nebby which is actually them screaming in terror.

"Nebby, where are you?" asked Milli Vanilli. "You better get back into the bag, or you'll be in big trouble!"

Everyone else was running away in fear, until they realized they reached a dead end! Now they were coronered by Philly! "There you are, Nebby!" she said with an evil smile on her face. "Oh, and you brought some friends, too!" Lillie pulled a knife out of her dress. "I guess you're all going in the bag now!"

AN: Wow Lillie is like totes evil! I mean, she's really bagshit insane! Will Lillie kill Link, Navi, Gladion, and Nebby, or will her plan turn out bagly? In this case, I purseonally think she has the fight in the bag. I betchu gaoys cannut wade to c wat haplens! Well 2 bad case next chap is...THE CHAPTER 50 SPECTACULAR! That's right! One more chapter, and we'll be at 50! Stay tuna fish to see the 50 CHEATER SEXTANT! By the way Tim your knew haircut sucks.