Chapter 50 SPECTACULAR!1

AN: WE DID IT! We finally made it to 50 chapters! That's almost as many as the amount of chapters in HTK! (although my chapters are much shorter and less well-written) Anyway, I can't believe that we've been doing this for over a year and with 50 chapters! I know some of you want some actual answers about things like the Fanfiction Goddesses, but don't worry! Answers are coming! I with Tim was coming to my house so that I could throw a book at him.

Chapter Fordynien Recap!: Lonk and navvy go to Alola, day meat Lollipop, day myt Haw, Celine Dion, y Nebby, Nebby kneads to get in da bag, link sleeeps, Navi and Glaceon and Nubby wank up, Lyly is evil, day run, and Overlie catches them!

Chaptre beggin!

But before we really begin, we need to do...THE ENTIRE STORY RECAP! That's right! We are going to recap the entire story so far! I'll leave out the information from filler chapters though. SO HERE IT IS!

CHAPTERS WUN THROO FORDYNEIN RECAP!: Tiongle ternd evel and killede Eponda and his pappa, link tok links sord and took the sworerd, Alitha is DEAD, Melon yelled lik darth Vader, Ebony's ther two. U suck Tim, Navi hats Link, fanficten ruens evrything, Link smushes with Old Man, Tingle eats bacon and steels Malon's kidneys, Navi hates her life, Tingle goes into fanfiction so he can scar the readers for life, Link sings Andaconda, Zelda is in luv with him, Malown is to, Enoby and Sarah ar there, link kils them, Arnold Sforzando came, they travel beck in tim, Arneld sended Link to kidnap Enoby and Sara, Link kidnrapped them, Edoby and Sarah declahr war in eachother, Ahnold is actualy Tengle, World War III has begun, Navi breks intwo Enobies goff Castle too stop the goffs, Link messes it up, Harry coms to help, Link messes it up, the goffs tryto kill them, they excape, Darth Vadar is Epona, Epoma and Linkara fite, Darth epona leeves, thay goh too C the Happy Druge Salsman, link, Jappy Drug Saslemen, and Waldo Whittie hav the secs, Tingle ans Zedd hav the secs 2, Link and Navi fite bugs, Navi gets confuced, they red books, Jenna comes, link findsout that Zelda cheeted on him withj Tingle, Link swears avengence, Snap and Loopin masticate, Ebony hats Sara, Ebone fites wif da otter goffs, she destos da Hogwerts shcool of prars and mirrorcoals, Snap, Looopin, Mr. Bonding, and Link hav a treesom, TaEbory, Dally, Twila, and Atlantiana figt over Edwerd, Day kill bella, Harry from 30Hs is ther, Link meets Dark Yajami, Dark isnt gay, Link steels the Deth Note, he kills Dank, he kills a bunch of other peoples, Tingle stels the note, link is meen two Navi, Happy Drug ASalesman and Walder Wight are DEAD, Link goghs after Tingle, he kills Navi and a buch of othe people, he blows him and Tingl up, and APRIL FOOLS it was just a dreem, Link gos 2 Hobnails Hangar Horse, Hagerman Lifer is there, Lonk and Hummable have six, Tingle and Hearable try to eat Link, Julio Sesser scars them away, link secses with him, Mitten gets trepid in her hose by the Hogwarts School of Prayeers and Mirricles, she starts goin cray cray, she fines My Inner Life, she goes even more cray cray, she wes in luv wit link and despided 2 krill Jenna, she excapeds when Ebony plows up the skull, she kills jenna and cia, the Hot Topic Krew is sad, Tingle steels the Evertything Note from Dark, a kitty cat spiels it from him, Link is imbed with Rude, bloop bloop, he givs Navi fishy stacks, Old Man wanes about Waldy, link kells a buncha peopl, Weldo discuses as Nave, Naavi kils him, he sisn't the rel Wordo, the bed guys meck evil planes, Tingle hires Ben, Link and Saria bang, Sakuri gets made at Lenk, Fucara is awesom, the treble into Zedda, link is an arse anist, Sacurai and fucharashi rap for a long itime, thay fall in luv with eat other, Lonk likes cat-on-asian action, Sara an Evony fite, Link deosnt listern 2 navi, he goes to hotopic, its really preppy, LuPittoo r mien too him, he goes to ebonky, everyone chaces him and Navi away, Robbin trays to kale Mango, he descent have his toms, Maggot trays 2 keels him but cant, nooene can dye, link treys 2 fine out wye, thye werk wiht tindfe 2 finde out, link klills evreome, the Very Hungray Catapeleer did it, link releses it, he lills Navi, Dart hvader is Agitha, Agita trays to power up cattypiler, she has buggy sax, Link treps her, she escapes, catpilder trens into catcoon, Alibi brinks Nabi back, shay and Link BATLE, coperpiller becums butterfli, Ahura swatches sides, Fukira ets batterfly, thay wach buggy sax vydeo, everyne is spekin Spernish, Navi is confursed, Jorge the Mexican chef is speaking Englsh, Sakuree is spekin Franch, Tingle is lins brothel, its jest ssakrais dreem, Whorehey is still speckling Eglish is some Gemmen, Sakurai eats some tacos, Dark steels the note, he gets kirlled, link gets noted, link becoms kira, L is tingles deterctive, L and Light run atfer lonk, gambit pileup, what the hell is happening, im really confuses, they fine the rale note, lite dyes, saria dyes, and L jones tings teem, Lonk starts hary poter role play, a bunch of otter people play 2, the game starts, vlodemort attercks harry, enoby kils him, she has sax, new story, hare an jenny meke out, he meaks out hith Snape, Dumblydore has a danse partay, he starts rapping, Hedwig does 2, Sara jons chat, 30hs hary ends the stray, Ben gist raveng on lanky, theirs no punkuation, navi is madd, auther maeks it werse, it gets even worser, it terns intwo wired romea an Julio, evrethin turs bach 2 nornal, link as still noying, ad Navi iss mad, Nabi has a dreem, Link despides 2 goh TO SPACE, he gets speese ship, Neeve warns him, he doesent lisen, he flyes off, day sing Space Odity, thee ship milfunctions, he's lost IN SPACE!1111111, Lonk has a wheat dream, Sandwich saevs him, he tingks Seamus is hottie, he wants some luv luv, Status beats him Up, whe shoots him awai, he dies OR DOES HE?!1111111, Link dies, NOT, he olands on Plewdo, he goghs 2 a cantina on Play-doh, he meets abuncha SPACE peeple, lnk gos 2 Walerigis Tako stend, he sees Jorde, day get in a fite but it gets butter, John Stalvern comes and fites deamons with lonk, and then John was a zombie, link blows up ship, but did zombie john surveev, he was blasted 2 erth, he meets Sakera and kat, navi Jynxs it, link crushes in, he kills Navi, Toing and Zefa sax, day watch Billandted, zekda geths preggers, she has da babbies, she meats Bill &T&ED, se burrows the Tim machine 2 make furn of link, lenk krills her, navi servives, now day have da babbeez, Lank and Navy tank aboot da baboes, navi wants 2 but da baobys up 4 adopted, lonk wants 2 keep dem, malen gets mad but feelz butter when she ghets 2 mutilate Zelda's body, that green guy tries 2 but the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabys in da micowave, navi trees 2 stpop him, she nocks him oot and saevs da bebbs, Beel and Teed tak da bobbies bach in tim, loink fines fish sticks, Malon does corpse art, chrum steels da fishick, Lank an Navi gohg in Slutoon, da squeed sisers annoince da Spletfeast, loonk geets halp form da MLG Watler Wite, he sings da song an annois navi, moe an his boi Friend make an eviil paln, MOe is mien, Octavimoe attack da Slutfest, Judd Dredd attecks dem, Navi saevs da day, Octavimoe were blasted into the Sky like take rochet, link starts to scream OH SH*T, You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a kid! You're a squid! You're a, Poplio is sad, hesees eggzeguter, day becoom frands, agitha attecks cootiefly, she kidneps chargabug insted, Oricorrooooo was bein meen 2 pipleo, he attooks X egg you tor, Pongpio murders da berd, he becames evel and starts krillin, he combiines wit Tingel, day will get knew powhers, day do evil stuffs, Sole and Mecca wake around, blare sluts in, day get mad, day chopper up and sender away, Cleef Cleevin deleevers her 2 hyrele, its thron away, tinglers eeevil teem is dere, day r bored, day fined Blur, she a hot cat, she jons da teem, octavimoe join da tame 2, they are named THE TINGLING SENSATION!11111111 (Best name ever), Tingly party, lonk fites with stealths, waldo keetches dem, Navi has 2 watc dum moovys, leak and blear have sax, tingle is mad, FLASHBACK tingle sexes with lank, nave is grossed, END FLASHBACK day dew evil stuffs, link hangs with his Friends, inkay inkay, everyone is totes jelly, Mello finds aout aboon da sexing, she desids 2 keel Bear, cat fite, bunches of kitty cats, Navi is still sad, Beatles, actually Snow halation, HTK party, Walter loves Viridi, goddess of dank, people dye, Sakurai stops it with tim travel, shiek is there, ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED, Lonk doesnt beleive her, TODEKETE, Sherlock and John are there, Haloreen partake, been wants scurry Hollower, tries 2 make a scary on, kidnaps navy, BUT HIS PLAN FAILS MISERABLY AND NOTHING IS SCARY, hes like totes sad, tingley sensation wast to cheers him up, they hier Villager to killer him, he is happy, he dies but not really, navy is still kidnoped, its chrismis, lank hates it, he kills some peeps, ghost naiv scards him, she tells him exposition, its a Christmas carol now, Navy leafs, ghost Zelda coms, she trieds to make him better but it doesn't work and she leafs, ghost ruto comes (in more ways than one HAHAHAHAH GEDDIT!?), link is so terrable that she kills herself, Light Yagami is there too and he is an offensive gay stereotype for some reason, Link tries to make a bunch of jokes BUT HE FAILS, lite is annoyued, Link tries to get L and Light back to gether and it works, but then it turned out that that was his plan all along and he got Light killed just to make Les life miserables, Navi is so mad she blows up, Sakurai and Fukura bring her back, dooor nocks, its KAREN!, she joneeids the team, its all goin accordion to plan, Linkle is hunting doen lonk, and its also going accordingly to plan, Linker huntress down Lynx, day get made at eachother, day get magical anime uniforms, theay sexx, navis they're, BIG FITE, Mellon comes, she gets like totally pissed off, and then she tries to blow up the entire world, I mean, what a bitch, a misterious finger stomps her, ITS TINGLE, LINK AND LINKLE ARE SIBLINGS WHAT, Navi is grassweed oat, and then...TINGLE IS LINK AND LINKLES FATHER OMG WHAT THE HUGEST TWITS AVER WOW!111111111, Tingle es Link's padre, WHAAAAAAAAAAT, Hague tvists, Navy is grossed out, Link and Linkle are really gross, AND NOW LINKLE IS TINGLE'S GIRL FRIEND EWWWWW, Navi goghs to kale Tangled, Tinges isent as dome as he seams, he caches a bowlett, TINGLE REVEASL THE TRUTH, Navy is sad, Lonk and navvy go to Alola, day meat Lollipop, day myt Haw, Celine Dion, y Nebby, Nebby kneads to get in da bag, link sleeeps, Navi and Umbreon and Nubby wank up, Lyly is evil, day run, and Overlie catches them!

AND HERE WE ARE!

I bet you have a perfect understanding of the entire story now after reading that recap! I have such a way with words.

Anwyay, this seems like a great time to introduction you to our cast of kooky characters!

Featuring...

Link: "Hero of Time," really evil, loves to kill people, no redeeming qualities, like really evil, is mean to Navi, has a bunch of sex, mass murderer, ooc.

Navi: Depressed, likes original Link, hates the new Link, Butt Monkey, Only Sane Man, true hero of the story.

Tingle: Evil, Like really evil, the Chessmaster, pretends to be stupid but is actually a genius, likes fairies, cannibal, Link and Linkle's dad, ooc.

Malon: Obsessed with Link, lives on a farm, Agitha is her evil clone for some reason, kills anyone else that likes Link, Yandere, makes statues out of dead bodies, randomly has superpowers, evil, ooc.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: Psycho goff chick, wizard, vampire, hates preps, Mary Sue, looks like Amy Lee, describes her clothing in too much detail, has a lot of sex, cuts herself, weeaboo, hates steak, listens to a lot of goff bands from the early 2000's, wishes she was related to Gerard Way, declared war on Sara for being a prep, sadistic, evil.

Sara Osborne: Conservative Christian, extremely homophobic, Mary Sue, can't spell, doesn't understand anything about how the world works, has superpowers but forgets she has them, is on a Mishonh From God, snobby rich chick, is actually lesbian but denies it, plays a lot of Nintendo games, hates Ebony, thinks all liberals are gay rapists.

Linkle: Basically just a girl version of Link, evil, Link's sister and Tingle's daughter, has no sense of direction, hates Link, wants to be the hero of Hyrule, part of Tingle's team, Tingle's girlfriend, ooc.

Masahiro Sakurai: Our lord and savior, created SSB, Kirby, and Kid Icarus Uprising, basically a god, has nearly infinite power, Asian, immortal, troll, hates Link, hates me, helps Navi, married to his cat, the Big Good of the story.

Fukura: Sakurai's cat, eldritch abomination, you cannot grasp his true form, infinite power, immortal, hates Link, hates me, helps Navi, is a cat, cute, says meow, married to Sakurai, the other Big Good of the story.

Zelda: Princess of Hyrule, becomes Link's girlfriend, also is actually his mom, cheats on him with Tingle, has two children who turn out to be Link and Linkle, killed by Link, evil, ooc.

Epona: Horse, Darth Vader, the Dragon to Tingle, faked her death, evil, uses the force, part of Tingle's team, hates Link, ooc.

Hannibal Lecter: Cannibal, evil, Carthaginian, hates Romans, part of Tingle's team, smart, owns a cannibal restaurant, psychiatrist, ooc.

Waldo: Master of disguise, evil, can't find him, full name Ralph Waldo Emerson, essayist, part of Tinge's team, ooc.

Ben: Creepypasta, drowned, evil, has glitching powers, likes scary things, loves Halloween, plays pranks on everyone, part of Tingle's team, ooc.

L: World's greatest detective, obsessed with candy, hates Death Notes, virgin, kind of evil, weird, no social skills, part of Tingle's team, ooc.

Blair: Slutty, looks like a witch but is actually just a cat that looks like a witch, has a bunch of sex, magic powers, kind of evil, whorish, Butt Monkey, Team Pet, part of Tingle's team, actually kind of in character.

Moe: Clownfish, has anger issues, likes to scream everything, has a bunch of tentacle sex with Octavio, an asshole, evil, part of Tingle's evil team, slightly in character.

DJ Octavio: Octopus, tentacle hentai, evil, DJ, Large Ham, makes a lot of ocean puns, has a bunch of tentacle sex with Moe, part of Tingle's evil team, slightly in character.

Karen: Meme, came from the trailer for the Nintendo Switch, obsessed with the Switch, forces all of her friends to play it, part of Tingle's team, what's she even doing in the story?

Popplio: Sea lion, evil, lives in Tingle's head, turned evil after being bullied a lot, serial killer, ooc.

Agitha: Loves bugs, Malon's evil clone for some reason, obsessed with bugs, has a bug fetish, Darth Vader, uses a Lightsaber parasail, has a lot of buggy sex, makes bug puns, ooc.

Old Man: Creepy old dude, has sex with Link, eats rats from dumpsters, rips Link off, ooc.

Happy Drug Salesman: Drug dealer, Walter White's boyfriend, has sex with Link, rips Link off, evil, ooc.

Walter White: MLG, drug dealer, loves dank, obsessed with Viridi, the Happy Drug Salesman's boyfriend, afraid of the Illuminati, has sex with Link, ooc.

Snap and Loopin (and eventually Mr. Bonding): Three creepy dudes, have sex with Link, like to masticate, ooc, except for Mr. Bonding, he's pretty much in character.

The Hot Topic Krew: Made up of Dark Pit, Lucas, Shadow, Cia, Wolf, Lucina, Luigi, Robin, Mr. Game & Watch, Viridi, and Greninja, edgy, gothic, love Caprisun, obsessed with Hot Topic, out to kill Yoshi, want to bring the original Hot Topic back, assholes, at least they go through character development, each character is ooc.

Tim: Evil, the worst person ever, Asian, an asshole, he really sucks, no redeeming qualities, pure evil, no one likes him, Satin, evil, loser.

The Fanfiction Goddesses: ? ? ?

Inkay: Inkay.

Okay, I guess that's enough characters. I know that's not every character in the story, but it's most of them.

Now...on to the death toll!

DEATH TOLL:

The English language, Guide AKA Tingle's dad, Epona (faked), Agitha (returns), Navi (died multiple times, but returned), Ebony (returns), Sara (returns), Saria (returns, then dies again), Agitha's bugs, Bella Swan, Dark Yagami (died multiple times, but returned), Ganondorf, Everyone in Chapter 10 but it was just a dream, Harry Potter, almost everyone from the Hogwarts School of Prayers and Miracles, Jenna Silverblade, Cia (returns), Ruto, a bunch of innocent bystanders, random guy pretending to be Waldo, random guy in a creepypasta, Hitler, everyone in Kokiri Forest, Bill Trinen (faked), Robin (returns), everyone in Hyrule (returns), the Very Hungry Caterpillar, Nicholas Cage, a bunch of criminals, Near (returns, then dies again), Light Yagami (returns, then dies again), punctuation (returns, luckily), Jar Jar Binks, some demons, John Stalvern (becomes a zombie), Link (returns), Zelda, Oricorio, everyone in the world (returns), Ben (returns), Linkle's grandma, some peeps, some random guys, and everyone in Delaware.

Okay, I think that's about everyone who died. I might have missed someone, though.

Anyway, this CHAPTER 50 SPECTACULAR can't go on for too long, but I do want to show you a little of what's coming up!

Things that will probably happen later in the story!:

More stuff with Ebony, more stuff with Sara, Sakurai does some stuff, Dally Darkblood and Sara team up, Cloud Angle appears, THE FANFICTION GODDESSES, Link kills some more people, Icarus finds his true love, Dampe THE UNDERTAKER, more people join the Tingling Sensation, Link forms his own team, Ebony ORIGINS, Navi finds THE TRUTH, HUGE TWISTS, Chrom vs. Link, Hannibal origins, Epona origins, Flash vs. Savitar, Walter origins, Tim is still an asshole, Bill steals donuts from Reggie, Illuminati really is confirmed, Sherlock vs. L, Sans is Ness, an EPIC FINAL BATTLE...AND MORE!

That's just some of what is still in store for the story. Don't worry, I'm not ending it any time soon.

And now...a special thanks to all of my readers! Thank you so much to all of you who have read my story this far! And a huge thank you to everyone who has reviewed, commented on, favorited, or left Kudos on my story! I'll list everyone right here! Thank you to...Guests, Elin Master Race, ReluctantHero, templeofsouls, firm wang, Garsson, sholk, Titan Flavoured Birthday Cake, Rhaylt Zheirt, The Prophet of Oversight, MerchantAnna, GeneralDarkPit, a man, Zeni Riri, DJ Twitch, An Hero, whuddafuq, KittyCatCat, MitchMyester, Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby, Not Alex (whoever left that review must be very handsome), HeroineLinkle, jeremy1555, Non-Alex Guest (also sounds sexy), SoraAlcard, sexyshulk, Ignitious, Wendigo_Prince, axiomaticArtisan, Aliverofallthings, Anonnn, ReFrostE, and everyone else!

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Anyway, I'm glad we were able to make it all the way to 50! Thank you everyone for the support! We even have our own TV Tropes page now! I can't believe so many people like this story! Let's see how far we can keep going! But anyway, thank you guys so much! Don't thank Tim, that guy's a f*cking dick.