Chapter 56: Le Grenada Funell-ey?!

AN: HERE IT IS GUYES! DA ENDING! DA FINUL CHEEPTER! I'm tired of riting dis shit and im tired of you little shits reading it. I SHOULD BE GETTING MORE FAVS KUDOS'S REVIEWS FOLLOWS AND EVERYTHING ELSE AND IST ALL YORE FAULTS FOR NOT MAKIN MII MOAR POPULAR. So F*CK THE FANS F*CK YOU ALL! Now here is the last chapter, you herpes-infected c*nts. Tim also sucks. F*CK YOU TIM!

Chapter Fifteyfiev Recap!: PREVIOSUFY, flush an Otis get murrayed, Jerry misses his daddy, zay play ze catch, Jillion Albeit is Draco, he sex wif Enoby, Kate turns evul, Salvia has evul plan, fresh catches Sitar, he is J, Beary is sad, also everYONE IS JEY, den Bari realizes dat scents evryione is jay dat meens dat he is his daddy, den Baritone is hapi an Jiy is sadness.

Chaptre beggin!

One day lonk was at his home in his house because that whas wear he lived. Navi also lived in the house but in a cage where she lived that was in Link's house that Link also lived in and she was sad. Link was really kind of a jerk and he does evil stuff in and out of his house like not giving waiters tips and murdering children and writing bad fanfiction and taking part in genocide and telling racist jokes. He was in his house, sitting on the couch that he sat on sometimes when he was at his house. Navi wasn't in the couch and was off the couch and in the cage that was owned by link but Navi was forced to live in it by Link. She was sad inside of the house and even when she wasn't inside of the house because Link was evil and she was trapped in a cage right now inside of Link's house and Link was there too, being an evil anti-Semite and homophobe and a racist and a sexist and just kind of a jerk in general. So they were in Link's house and Navi was sad in the cage at the floor which was at the very bottom of Link's house, so she wasn't sitting on Link's couch at all, being on the floor. Link was sitting on the couch which is above the floor of Link's house and therefore he was at a higher elevation than Navi inside of Link's house and in the world in general. Generally, Link is either inside of his house or outside of his house, but whenever he leaves Link's house, there is a split second in which Link is both inside and outside of his house, so there aren't just two options in situations involving Link's house like how there are more than two flavours of ice cream in the world. Link is male because and he's also evil but that's just a coincidence. Link's house is where Link does evil stuff inside of his house like hiding dead bodies and making homophobic stamps on DeviantArt and eating medium-rare chicken strips. He eats the chicken strips in his house, out of Link's house, and partially both inside and outside Link's house, being somewhat in between.

So Link was in his home which is another word for his house. He calls it the Nutshack after his favorite show. Navi was also in the house where she was forced to live. She doesn't like link's house because he masticates all of the time and he is just really annoying in general inside and outside and partially inside and outside his house. He can also be climbing out the window, in which he'll also be partially in and out of Link's house in the house and not completely in Link's house. Link's house was in Hyrule, which is the country in which the Legend of Zelda series takes place and it is where Link lives. Navi also lives there inside of the cage inside of Link's house inside of Hyrule. Hyrule also contains multiple chickens called Cuccos or however you spell it but they aren't relevant to this chapter, although Link does sometimes oftenly eat medium rare chicken strips in and out and partially not in and partially in his house but those medium rare chicken strips do not contain any Cucco because they are vicious Hyrulean creatures that are unable to be eaten due to their viciousness and they also aren't real because they are from a video game series called the Legend of Zelda. Link eats chicken sometimes and especially medium rare chicken strips in that are in the form of medium rare and in strip form and are eaten by Link in chicken. They are also gross but Link likes them anyway and Link lives in his house, eating them much to Navi's dismay. Navi does live in Link's house, but she doesn't eat medium rare chicken strips neither in nor out nor partway in and partway out of Link's house which she also lives in and Link's house is where she doesn't like to be because it is gross and covered in semen stains and Link lives there and she hates Link. Link sometimes is in the house, as he currently is at this point in the chapter although this story is in past tense so I guess he isn't currently in it, so where is he now? I guess that will just have to be discovered eventually in the story by the end of this grand finale chapter. But Link's location in the beginning of this chapter is inside of his house. Inside of Link's house is Link's couch, in which link was situated on top of. A lamp was also in Link's house, which is irrelevant to this chapter but I just thought that it would be good to know. Link named the lamp Adolf like Hitler because Hitler is his role model. Link also had a chair that wasn't his couch, and he had another chair besides that one and besides the couch. Navi wasn't allowed to sit in Link's chair because she had to sit in the cage because Link made her because Link is evil and bad and being evil is bad, but he is anyway because evil people don't care about not being bad. Now Link was still inside Link's house, with Navi near Link but in the cage on the floor next to Link. The floor was below Link and the ceiling was above Link. In between was the rest of the room, in which Link and Navi were, although Navi was lower than Link was at this point because she was on a cage of the floor of Link's house that Link was in right now in the story. Link also stole all of Navi's body pillows because he's evil. That is one Link that you should not cross, Link. Shame on you. Link was being evil inside of his house, and since he's evil in his house, you might expect for him to be the opposite outside of his house, as inside is the opposite of outside and good is the opposite of evil. But that is not true. Link is just as evil outside of his house as he is inside of Link's house. Also, he is not half-good half-evil when he is half in half out of his house, as you might also have expected, defying all of your expectations. Link was on Link's couch, like how he was on his bed in chapter one, except with less horse decapitation and more doing nothing. Link also has a bed, by the way, and it is also in Link's house. Link's house contains a pillow, that is on top of Link's bed. A blanket is also on top of the bed. Link has a lot of sex on his bed, and it is probably infested with STDs, like your brain probably is after reading this story. A pillow and a blanket are two things that Navi's possessions are not in the containing of, as Navi is not in the possession of a pillow and does not be involved into the containtion of a blanket. She also doesn't have shoes due to being a glowing ball with wings. Link hates Navi because she tries to help him, and he never listens to her advice. Link is also a fan of 21 Pilots, which is a band. There is nothing wrong with the band, and there is nothing wrong with Link liking it. There is something wrong with Link liking murder because murder is not good and it is bad and it is not not bad and it is not not not good. It is also a very mean spirited action to take, and you should never kill anyone to be evil unless they really deserve it, like Tim. If you killed tim I would be happy. Tim doesn't live in Hyrule because he's a real person and Hyrule isn't a real place, but Link and Navi do live in Hyrule because they are fictional characters and therefore can live in a fictional place. They could also live in a real place, such as say, New York City, but they don't. They also wouldn't really live in it, as they aren't real, as it has been previously stated in this epic finale chapter.

"NAVI DA NOOTSHAK IS COMBING ON!11" Link screamed, as his favorite show was the Nutshack. This episode is guest starring Commodore Matthew Perry of the hit 1989 Korean anime Friends that was eventually made into a stage play of the same name called Lazy Town.

"Seriously, do we really have to watch this shit again?" Navi complained. "This show is f*cking awful."

"WHAT DID U SAI?!" Lonk screamed evully. "DID U JEST MAEK FUN OFF MY FAV SHOW EVAR?!"

"No, I was complimenting it on how great of a masterpiece it is!" Navi lied nervously.

"LYE DAT WASENT WAT U SED!"

Link was now really pissed. No one makes fun of his precious Nutshack and gets away with it. Navi would now pay for making him miserable for these many years by giving him helpful advice.

"PREPPER 2 DIESESE 4 REAL NOW NAVI CUZ DIS IS DA LAST CHAPTER AN U CAN REALY DIE!111111"

"Please don't kill me!" begged Navi.

"2 Baghdad!" Link pulled out a medium-rare chikken strip and beat Navi to death with it. Navi died a slow and painful death, dying instantly.

Now Link was going to go after Tingle and make him pay for what he had done like sending him mean emails. Link went on a train ride which was too slow so he put a nuclear in the train and it blew up and killed everyone inside and he was happy so he ran and took the bus to get to Tingles evul casterl.

Before going to Tingle's evul Castiel, he did some evul stuff for the evuls like killing Icarus and Bean. Link is truly evil and must be stopped.

"Well well well well well well well well well well well," said Tingle. "Well well welly well well well what do we have here?"

"Im hear 2 keeeeeeeel u! You must...DIE!111" he screamed with the furiousity of Tito Dick "Dickman" baby, he raised Phil and loves the ladies.

"Not if I beat you to it!" exclaimed Tingle and then he took out a giant Tingle nuclear which is a nuclear with Tingle powers on it and it was so big that it killed every single character in the story.

THE END

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Then Navi woke up. "Wait, where am I?" she asked. Looking around, she could tell that she was in a hospital.

Link and some of his friends were sitting down opposite of Navi. "Navi," said Link. "You've been in a coma for weeks! I was so worried about you!"

"It's okay, Link," Navi stated. "I had the strangest dream! You were there," she pointed to Link, "And you were there," she pointed to Tingle, "And you were there," she pointed to Malon, "And you were there," she pointed to CD-i Link. "Wait, what?"

"Gee, it sure is BORING around here!"

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Navi woke up screaming. "Oh, my goddesses, not that dream again."

She looked over to see Link sitting on a nearby chair. "Hey, Link. I had that one nightmare again. The one where Tingle is evil."

"HIIIIIII-YAH!"

"Wow, Link. You sure have a way with words. I think I feel better already! And I'm glad that you're finally in character again!"

"SSSSSKKKKYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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Navi woke up in her cage. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did it have to be a dream? Why can't I just be free?"

Suddenly a voice could be heard, and a glowing figure appeared in the middle of the room.

"Sakurai? Is that you?"

"Navi," said the glowy Sakurai-senpai. "I'm sending you a dream message."

"So I'm still dreaming?"

"Well, this is a dream, but it isn't your dream."

"I'm confused. So I'm not the one dreaming? This doesn't make any sense."

"Neither does anything else in this shitty story! Anyway, I have a message! Fukura and I are having an anniversary party this week, and you're invited!"

"Um, okay! I'll be there!"

"Thanks! And remember, Navi. You'll have your freedom from the evil ooc Link soon enough."

"But how?"

"You'll just have to wait and see! I wish I could do something to help, but I have something stopping me. A horrible, terrible force of pure evil. Anyway, see you around!"

Glowy dream Sakurai floated away all floatily and Sakurai-y as Navi thought about how much she hates this story.

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Green de la Bean woke up on the floor of Icarus's house, and all of the HTK members and their affiliates were passed out drunk. (except for anyone who was underage, since they just drank Caprisun and stuff and were sleeping edgily on the floor not drunk because underage drinking is illegal and bad and don't drink or do drugs, kiddies.)

"Man," said Bean. "I sure got super wasted last night." Icarus was there, too, but he was also passed out on the floor and he and Bean had cute little beany cuddles. Dawwwwwwwwww. Really guys this is like the best ship ever I call it Beanicus it's so cute you guys. Its kind of like my ship Sakurai/Fukura but its not because both ships are beautiful in their own way.

"Oh, and one more thing," Bean said, turning to the reader. "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!"

AN: Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED! That's right! APRIL FOOLS! (This chap was postened on Abril 1stith) This isn't really the final chapter, and I was lying about hating you guys. I really love all of my fans. I do hate Tim though. I wish he would eat a poison-coated vagina and then have his dead body hung on the Great Wall of China which is where that STINKIN COMMIE should go back to. Also, isn't this the bestest ship ever? I wish someone would make Bean x Icarus porn, because that would be the hottest thing ever. It is a much better ship than that LuPittoo shit and even Tinkle! The only superior ship is Fukurai AKA Sakura (I'm still not sure on the name.) which is my OTP and superior to all others, somehow even Beanicus which must be a huge accomplishment because it is already perfect. Also, sometime I'll introduce some beautiful new ships, like Link/Umbridge! Next chapter will also introduce some new characters and bring back some old ones and it will be CRAZYYYY! Stay tuna fish tuna fish I wish I had a tuna fish. Tuna fish tuna fish. Yummy yummy tuna fish. Fishy fishy fish! Tuna tuna tun! Tuna fish tuna fish! Tuna tuna tun! I am a little fish! My name is tuna tu! Tuna tuna fish! The tuna fish is blue! Tuna fish eats some eggs! Tuna fish eats a bean. Just kidding, no one eats my precious ship, that would be very mean. Tuna tuna tuna fish, they are oh so cute. Tuna tuna tuna fish, they can't play the flute. Tuna cute cute tuna fish, flying over space. Tuna tuna tuna fish, they will win the race. Jazz hands.