House Of Evolution
Author's note: Hey everyone! This is the 3rd chapter of one punch man an odd king of love. I hope you enjoy it!
After the gorilla cyborg told Saitama, Genos and tatsumaki about the house of evolution and about their creator, they took of right away to stop them because saitama was worried that his sale was going to run out.
"Impossible! Our elite force formed with the destruction of this human wiped out?!"
"According to the amored gorillas the three responsible for doing so are heading their way here now."
"If they make it to our lab, all our research everything that we have been working on could be destroyed, we are in serious trouble."
"Ugh! We are force to use our trump card."
Loud gasps could be heard from the clones.
"Begin preparation for the release of Carnage kabuto."
More louder gasps could be heard from the clones, as well as a lot of comotions.
"We'll start our forces from the first floor to the eighth floor, if we are lucky they can take care of the intuders."
"I am aware of what will happen to us shall we fail… Especially to me."
Meanwhile…
"huh.. looks like the House Of Evolution place."
"Can't you see the big ass sign there baldy?"
"oh.."
"Hmm.. Looks like it's eight floors hig-"
Genos incinerated the building in seconds.
"uhh… overkill much?"
"I thought that it would be efficient to burn the whole building before we get attacked."
"yeah it was efficient alright but I wanted to see what they had planned for us."
"yeah and… HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHILE I AM COUNTING!"
"Uhh.. Sorry Tatsumaki."
"*Sigh*"
"Hmph!"
"looks like there's a door here."
"Man this hallway is long, it's actually getting me all pumped up!"
Genos stopped all of a sudden as he felt something fast approaching.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE STRONG ONE?! THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, ON THE LEFT OR THE MIDDLE?!"
"The middle!"
"WELL THAN THAT MEANS WE DON'T NEED THESE TWO THEN!"
Right as Carnage kabuto was about to attack tatsumaki stopped him.
"Who do you think you are you ugly shit."
Suddenly the monster broke out of tatsumaki's powers and slammed genos to the wall and was about to slam tatsumaki into the wall when.
"Wait!"
"huh?"
"She is powerful as well you can take her on after you destroy that human."
"hehe. *Smiling like hell* There's a testing chamber where we test our strength, that's a good place to battle don't you think?"
"You squashed genos into junk… You're on!"
"HUGE ISIN'T IT?
Tatsumaki and saitama were in a giant white room with only them and carnage. Tatsumaki was near the entrance of the room watching them get ready to fight.
"So… Shall we begin?"
Suddenly there was a loud "BOOM" sound and there were flames shooting at carnage kabuto.
"Oh, You're still alive?"
"Cyborg, what on earth are you do-"
Genos shot himself at Carnage kabuto, he attacked him over and over again but carnage kabuto didn't had a scratch on him.
"Idiot. *Evil laugh*"
Genos launched himself at him again but got dismantled in one punch, his face was in pieces.
"Genos are you ok?"
"Yes ma-master."
"Dude your face is broken, just chill and let me handle-"
Genos launched another fire attack but it got countered by Carnage kabuto's breath.
"His breath?! That's impossible!" The flames cleared and genos was being protected by a green shield.
"Honestly cyborg, you should let the baldy do his thing."
"yea genos, listen to tats"
Genos went to the corner with tatsumaki while carnage kabuto was getting impatient.
"HEY ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT ME ALREADY?!"
"You put up a quite promising performance, don't you?"
"Just bring it already! Show me your true power!" Smiled and chuckled Carnage.
Tatsumaki was watching from the sidelines and for some reason she was starting to get worried about the baldy.
"What wrong with me?" Tatsumaki asked herself.
"This will be interesting, now I can witness the human that somehow destroyed my elite force."
"I know! I know! You're supposed to be strong aren't ya? "
"You better not disappoint me."
"Eh?"
"You're the most strongest one here right? Clearly you're not like the ones we fought this morning, look at you brimming with confidence."
"hehe"
Carnage chuckled and dashed away in astonishing speed.
Genos and Tatsumaki gasped. "He's fast!" "Let's hope egghead is faster." Said tatsumaki and genos.
Carnage appeared behind Saitama and was getting ready to punch him but suddenly, he flew of like a little girl to the other side of the room with fear as he shat himself.
"Carnage kabuto.. Retreating?!"
"huh? What are you doing?"
"If I had attacked him just now, he would have killed me right there and then! He's left himself opened, but yet my instincts are screaming!"
" BASTARD! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT STRONG?!" Said carnage kabuto panting and sweating.
"So.. you want to know too?"
"alright then."
Everyone was too shocked to even move besides for leaving their mouths opened besides for tatsumaki, she just had a confused expression.
"Is master really going to tell us his secret now? Infront of them?"
"Baldy.. you better not be joking."
"Yes saitama… Tell me your secret!"
Now saitama had a serious face, everyone was listening even tatsumaki.
"I would like to know as well."
"huh? Who are you.. nevermind."
"First, you must make sure you will stick to this strict training regime."
"Training? Not modifications or genetic enhancements.. just training?"
"What training?"
"Three years baldy? But that kind of training.."
Genos was too shocked to say anything.
…
"ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS, ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS AND A HUNDRED SQUATS!"
"What'd you say egghead?"
"THEN A TEN KILOMETER RUN! DO IT EVERYSINGLE DAY!"
Everyone was shocked and had gasps escaping their mouths.
"Of course make sure you eat three meals daily, just a banana in the morning is fine but never ever on the air-conditioner in the summer or heat in the winter so you can strengthen the mind. In the beginning you wish you were dead, you might start thinking what's the harm of taking a day off? But for me in order to be a strong hero even if I were spitting blood I never stopped! I tucked it out and indured the pain, I did squats even when my legs felt like that they couldn't move, even when my arms started making weird clicking noise I kept doing push-ups! A year and a half later I started to notice a difference, I became bald! And I had become stronger! In other words you have to train like hell to the point where your hair falls out, that's the only way to become truly strong! You guys fooling around with this new human race and evolution junk, they're never gonna make it this far, humans beings are strong because we can change ourselves!
"What did he say?!"
"Is this guy for real?"
"You bullshitting these guys or you trying to make me angry egghead?"
"Master.. you are so…"
"FULL OF CRAP!"
"huh?" Saitama changed back to his eggface immediately.
"That is nothing more that standard strength training!"
"uhh"
"And it is really not that intense! It is just a normal level!
"Yeah egghead, you trying to bullshit the bad guys? Well it ain't working."
Saitama was confused about how he became as strong as he was now but didn't expect his friends or even enemies to not believe him.
"I HAVE TO GET STRONGER UNDERSTAND ME?! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD DO THIS! I DID NOT ASK TO STUDY UNDER YOU TO HEAR CRAP!"
"Master saitama, please your power.. it's something more that a normal person could achieve with just training!"
"Yes.. I want to know your-"
"YOUR TRUE SECRET! PLEASE REVEAL IT!"
"look genos.. you may not believe me but that's really all I did."
"Oh yeah…"
"No.. DON'T DO IT YOU MUSN'T!"
"IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL US YOUR SECRET.. SO BE IT! I BET YOU AREN'T STONGER THAN ME! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
"Oh no.. He's going on another rampage!"
The whole came into lock down as the white flooring turned to red.
"BUT.. SINCE YOU SERIOUSLY PISSED ME OFF! I AM GOING TO ANIHALATE YOU!"
'CARNAGE MODE!"
"WHEN I GET LIKE THIS, I LOSE CONTROL FOR A WHOLE WEEK! AND MY LUST FOR DEATH CANNOT BE QUILED! AFTER I KILL YOU, I'LL HEAD INTO TOWN ONCE I'M THERE I'LL BLOW INTO A BLOODY KILLING RAMPAGE UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY!"
Saitama had a normal serious face (for him) but when he heard him say the last sentence.. he was shocked. Tatsumaki, who was all the way at the now blocked entrance of the room started to question what she should do next as she saw Saitama's shocked face.
"Huh? Should I step in now?"
"IF YOU REALLY ARE A STRONG HERO, THAN TRY AND STOP ME!"
Carnage made battle cry sound or something and punched saitama in the face and it made him flew to the wall smashing it. Saitama didn't make even make a sound or an attack. Genos watched shocked as he saw his master getting flung all over the room, Genus had an evil smile while tatsumaki was still considering whether she should step in.
"m-master?!"
"It's all over.. nobody in the world could destroy my beautiful creation."
"Should I step in? Well It doesn't look like he's injured.. actually he does not even have a scratch on him!"
While saitama and carnage was battling, saitama had a very angry face (I don't really know how to describe it) but his thought were much more distracted from the battle.
"No way.. it can't be! I may have involuntarily made a horrible mistake.. this guy is in carnage mode.. and his set on a rampage mode until next week?! Until.. next Saturday.. in other words.. his saying today his Saturday too.. that means..
"THE SALE WAS 4 HOURS AGO!"
Saitama one punched carnage kabuto into blood. Genus mouth hanged open until it should have touched the ground, genos was shocked as ever while tatsumaki was smiling for once.
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!"
Saitama landed on the ground on his knees and grabbed his head with his hands and cried.
"I FUCKED UP!"
"what is he talking about?"
As if he spoke aloud, genos walked up the genus with a promotion sale in hand.
"I believe my master is upset because of this."
Genus examined the paper and it said there was a 50% off sale at a supermarket, it happened to be on Friday which was technically yesterday by 4 hours as it is just barely over 12:00.
"Master there maybe another sale at a different city, perhaps we could find one."
"Oh, you're right! Other city's must have sales!"
"Hey egghead! Didn't you know that S-class heroes have a card that gives us a 62% off form everything?" Tatsumaki said showing a card with her powers.
"Oh really?! THANKS TATS YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!"
The enthusiastic hero hugged her so tight that she literally felt her lungs getting crushed.
"L-lungs crushing!"
"Oh sorry tats" Saitama said as he scratched the back of his neck.
"Sensei we should hurry to get there before the store opens and there is a long queue."
"Alright lets go tats! Genos write down the list that I am about to give you!"
"I think I finished.. daddling with evolution.. it appears that I am the one that need changing."
Smiled the doctor as he sniffled
Saitama punched a huge whole through the room and they ran through it, while tatsumaki was gasping for air, she had somethings to keep in check for later.
Author's note: phew.. that one took a lot outta me tired af. Well I hope you enjoyed it and feel free to write a review!
Inspiration for this chapter: One punch man a tad different