Chapter 3: Back at the Facility

"Weird right? So there we were just floating around in space" Wheatly was telling Chell the full story of how he landed back on earth "So then this giant satellite bloody crashes into me and sends me towards earths surface!" Wheatly sparks "Also it left the other core in outer space. I wounder how he's doing"

Meanwhile..

"SPACE! SPACE! SPAAACE! I'M IN SPACE! SPACE! SPACE!" Yelled the space core. "I'm going to sing the space song now: SPACE! SPACE SPACE! SPAAAAAAA-"

Back to Wheatly and Chell

"Eh not my problem" Wheatly says as he looks at Chell "You know I still feel we have a one-sided relationship. You don't talk" Wheatly pointed out

"Well forgive me for not wanting to talk right now" Chell snapped. Wheatly just looked at her then looks ahead

"Ah ha! look! that must be the entrance to the facility!" Wheatly says seeing the old shack. "Ah perfect! So just let me do my stuff" Wheatly clears his (Non-exsistent) throat. "Hello? can you open the door? We-I! I would like to come in please! I am totally legit!" A robotic voice responds

"LIFE FORM NOT RECOGNIZED. ACCESS DENIED"

"Oh well that didn't work"

"I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE PASSWORD!" Chell yells

"Well I did, but it appears that SHE locked me out of the system and changed the bloody password!" Wheatly yelled "Okay...new plan...new plan. Oh i know! I'll just hack it"

"This wont end well..." Chell sighs

"Okay um lets see..AAAAA...A!" a buzzer sounds, signaling he was wrong "Nope okay um...AAAAA...C!" Another buzzer sounds "Wait did i do B? you got a pen on you? start writing these down" Wheatly tells Chell.

"I don't have a pen!"

"Okay lets just skip ahead...um...ABDFC...Z!" Then a ding sounds and the door opens 'Well would you look at that! My plan worked" Wheatly and Chell looks down the elevator shaft

"How long of a fall is it?" Chell asked

"I would say...couple 100 feet" Wheatly says

"And I left my long fall boots at home..." Chell sighs "And the elevator is busted so..."

"Your not going to do what I think your doing are you?" Wheatly asked as Chell walks closer to the pit "Your doing it aren't you...just give me a chance to prepare myse-" To late, Chell had jumped "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"


"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Wheatly continues sceaming as the duo lands in mud "Mud?" Wheatly asked, as he saw all the dirt and mud around them "I thought this place was made of pure iron"

"something must have happened!" Chell exclaims as she picks up Wheatly and runs forward

"You know, for being alone for a while, you sure are fit!" Wheatly exclaims

"Thanks, i exercise but kicking annoying metal balls who wont stop talking" Chell responds

"Got it. I'll shut up now" The duo arrive in a black room. No one is there to speak to them. No GLaDOS, no random voice, just the air whirling through the room. "wow this place is empty! ECHO!" Wheatly yells, having his echo ring across the room. Suddenly the both hear a voice. A voice that sounds smooth and clam, but still sounds very scared and familer

"I told you...don't come back"


Hope you all are enjoying this so far! I know i am! and hopfully i am matching Wheatly's personality to a T. Well see you all later!