Chapter 60: L vs. Sherlock

AN: L-lo! GETTID BECAEDE THIS CHIP IS ABOOT L! Tim is about being a little idiot. Have you guys seen the new ARMS Nintendo Direct? I wasn't sure whether or not to get the game previously, but now I'm definitely sure that I want it. And I'm also really looking forward to the new Splatoon! I would have posted this chapter earlier, but I've been really playing Breath of the Wild for the whole time. In fact, I might even be playing it too much, but it's just so much fun! Anyway, here we go!

Chapter Fifteynien Recap!: Spanny spanish, es el nutshak, lonk wants takos, he foams team to find tacos, Takumi, Judd, Yuri Katsuki, Judy Hopps, y Tito Dick "Dickman," baby (he raised Phil and loves the ladies) join the team, TACO THEIF, WALUIGIS SATAND IS BEAN ROBED, Jorje is ded, Walugi joins the teem y es la leader, EL TACO TEAM, VAMOS, y it was all just a dream (again).

Chaptre beggin!

Wank day the Tingling sensation was at they're supa sectre base in a sucret hidout. it was vert cool man stuff. But it wesent L fun and games (AN: GETTIT L instead of all!)

THey all rally hated lunkle who recnttly joined da Kinking Sansation.

"Tingle, we F*CKING HATE THAT BITCH LINKLE!" screamed Hannibal. He was so mad that he could eat someone, which he did, going to the mall to find some victims.

And Moe was even madder than Hannibal. "THAT F*CKING BITCH LINKLE CAN SUCK MY F*CKING FISHSTICK THAT LITTLE C*NT F*CKER F*CK (D88*D&(*&897(*$&#$(*&^*(#&$(&*#&$HkehriuoaperhoiYA&#*($&(#&(*#%&(*#A%&(*&#$^&*&(%(#$!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111" What the fish said was so inappropriate that it isn't allowed even in this story.

"I hate her even more than I hate bags, Pew Pew!" exclaimed Nebby, which was a lie, he hates bags more than anything and has Vietnam flashbacks every time that he thinks aboot them.

Linkle was a huge dick to everyone on the team. She calls everyone the n word, invites hookers into their clubhouse, makes tons of Holocaust jokes, and has tried to kill each of the team members at least once.

"ITS TIME TO STOP!" said Hannibal like that one dude. "That bitch has caused us nothing but pain and suffering and sadness. EVEN I THINK SHE'S EVIL AND I'M A F*CKING CANNIBAL!"

"I agree," said L all detectivy because he's always so serious and he eats abunches of candy.

"I want to sea her BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" hammed Octavio.

The other team members said stuff too but I don't feel like writing it.

"So Tingle, why is she even on this team?" questioned Hanalei Lecturer with his arms crossed like someone angry asking a question while having crossed arms who is a cannibal and also smart but not as smart as L because L is the world's greatest detective OR IS HE?

"Don't worry, everyone," Tingle said. "I have Linkle on my team for a reason. And it is all part of my master plan!"

"Seriously, is everything part of your plan?" questioned Hannibal. "Now I'm pretty sure that's just your excuse to do whatever you want."

"Yesterday you made us get you some Subway because it was 'vital to your plan,'" complained Ben.

"Well it was! How do you expect for me to work on an empty stomach?" said tingklejf "And anyway, I know Linkle is a bit of a handful. And by that I mean that she and Link are the two worst people to ever exist and they make me, a murderous cannibal, look like a saint. I've only killed a few hundred people, but together, they've probably killed thousands. If only Navi knew how many people he really killed!"

"And this proves your point how?" axededed Octavio.

"I kinda lost my argument there, she really is an asshole, but just deal with her a little longer until my plan can come into place."

"F*CK!" screamed Moe, throwing down a table.

"Where is that bitch anyway?" asked L all candily and stuff.

"She's looking for that Cadbury Cream Egg to keep as her slave again."

"At least she's not here," said Karen. "She also told me that the Xbox 360 is better than the Switch because the Switch doesn't have Call of Duty. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOESN'T LIKE THE SWITCH!1111111111 THAT XBOX DOESN'T HAVE BREATH OF THE WILD ON IT, DOES IT YOU F*CK!11111111"

"I get it, Linkle sucks," TIngle sedd. "Anyway, we've got a meeting to go through."

Memewhile:

Sherlok homes an his "friend" John Watson here wanking around outside (AN: GETTIT WANKING CUS THERE BRITISH!) , win day spotted lonk.

Lonk was outside of his home his house his humble abode beating Navi on the head with a stuffed giraffe for some reason. Isn't abuse just hilarious?

Link was wearing a Tito Dick costume, a hat that said "No means yes," and a shirt that said "Hitler did nothing wrong." Link is really evul and he and Linkle are also the leading causes of death in Hyrule, followed by suicide and lynchings. Hyrule is one messed up place.

"Who's she," said Jun waston cuz lunk loox like a chick.

"da f*k DID U JUST ASUME MY GENDER TRIGGEREDEROJODIUFDJSLJ! It's funy becase FEMINISM SUX! Hay navi wanna here a funny joke?"

"No, not at all."

"2 bad! Wood u rather have a child that is feminist or has cancer?"

"Well, if I did have a child, I would definitely raise them to be feminist, just as any respectable person should be."

"RONG ANSER da rite anser is WATS THE DIFFERENCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" lonk laughed as navi, sherluk and jon watched in discuss. What a dick.

Beanwhile:

"Hey L, guess what!" exclaimed Hannibal after the evul meeting. "I have great news!"

"Does it involve candy? Because if not, I'm likely not going to find it very great."

"This news is even greater than candy! SHERLOCK IS IN HYRULE!1111111111111" Hannibal Lecter discovered Tumblr not too long back, and he is now obsessed with shows like Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dr. Who. He is also what people like Sara would call a "sjw," as he doesn't discriminate based on who he eats; he is an equal-opportunity cannibal.

"Seriously, that's your great news? What's so great about that Sherlock show anyway?"

"I have a great idea! I'll explain the entire show to you! Okay so there's this British guy named Sherlock Holmes and he's the world's greatest detective and his boyfriend is named John Watson and-"

"Wait, did you just say that he's the world's greatest detective?"

"Well, duh! Everyone knows that!"

"WHAT THE F*CK, I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE! The nerve on this guy, trying to STEAL MY TITLE!"

"You do realize that Sherlock Holmes stories have existed for almost a century and a half longer than Death Note, right?"

"Stfu, I now know that I have someone new to defeat! Watari, where are you!" L yelled into the hallway.

"ELLO GUVNA, MY PERSON IS RIGHT SODDING HERE MY GOOD CHAP!" britished Watari (AN: look how creative my verbs are! I'm, like, the first person to use british as a verb!).

"Watari, I need some assistance in defeating a new foe! His name is Sherlock Holmes, and he's this British dude that claims to be the world's greatest detective! I know that you are the best person to help me defeat him, due to the fact that you are both Brits!"

"YES, MY BLOODY PAL, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! I WILL HELP SODDING GOBSMACK THAT WANKER'S ARSE!"

"Good! Now the first thing that I need to know is, where would you go on a time like this on a regular day?"

"ON A BLOODY AFTERNOON LIKE THIS, I WOULD BE SIPPING A SODDING GOOD CUP OF TEA!"

"Of course!" said L. "We need to find everywhere in Hyrule that serves tea, and we'll definitely be able to find him! And then...I'll prove to him that I am the world's greatest detective!"

Letter:

Shamrock and Jonh ver in the nearest tea shop, sipping some sodding good cups of tea. But John wasent vurry happy.

"Why the bloody hell does everyone think that we're a couple! It doesn't make any sense!"

"Maybe they just sense the sexual tension between us," deduced Sherlock.

"Yeah, mayb- wait, what?"

"Nothing," said Shlock.

"Whatever, I don't like you or anything," he said while blushing. "Baka!"

"I don't know why you keep denying that we are a couple," said Shylock. "We did have sex that one time."

"What the bloody hell are you talking about?!"

"Oh, wait. That was just a dream. Never mind!"

Then they sat in awkward silence for about a minute until L jumped in through the window!

"Well well well," he said evully. "You've really been a dick, Cumberbatch!"

"How long did it take for you to come up with that one?" asked John.

"I would estimate that it took at least an hour," deducidated Smock.

"SHUTTUP, THIEF! I am known as L, and I'm here to take back my rightfully deserved title!"

"Your title?" questioned Cumberbitch.

"That's right. THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE! I am the true world's greatest detective, yet somehow, you claim you are! BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

"Fat chance, as I am the world's greatest detective no matter what you say!" Sherlonk bragged.

"There is only one way to solve this argument once and for all."

"DEDUCTION BATTLE!111111" they yoollled simuiltiniously.

Smerlock started first. "You last masticated five minutes ago in a public loo!"

"Oh yeah, well you spend thirty minutes a day getting your hair to be perfect!"

"Oh yeah, you haven't washed that t-shirt in exactly five months and thirteen days!"

"Oh yeah, you actually found that coat of yours in a thrift store!"

"You found your clothes in a dumpster behind a McDonalds!"

"For breakfast, you ate a burnt slice of toast covered in Nutella!"

"You have athlete's foot!"

"You're gay for JOHN!"

"Well, duh! Everyone knows that! And stating the obvious means that YOU LOSE!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111111111111" screeched L. "It can't be! IT CAN'T BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1111111111111111111111111111111111111"

"Well, it can be! Now f*ck off!"

L ran away like a weirdo which is how he usually runs. "What was that about?" axed Jonny boy.

"I don't know, but I have a feeling that I should watch out for him."

Just in case, Sherlock followed L to make sure where he was going, and he discovered that the young detective was part of a "club" called the Tingling Sensation. The group seemed harmless enough, led by a middle-aged man in tights, but after doing enough research, Sherlock realized the evul acts that they had committed. "I have to do something to stop them. But how..."

LATER:

Yoshi (AKA DA TEMINATOR) was in his favorite place...Home Depot! Just kidding, he was in the bathroom. Suddenly, Sherlock kicked down the door and pranced into the room.

Sherlock entered like a cool action hero, saying, "Name: Sherlock Holmes. Occupation: Detective. Motive: To stop the Tingling Sensation."

"So, you hate the Tingling Sensation, too," said Yo shi minh. "That fool Tingle and his fanclub have become huge competition for me. So how do you think you can stop it?"

"To defeat Tingle, we'll have to start our own group: THE ANTI-TINGLING SENSATION!1"

AN: GASP! A new team is approaching us! All of the members of the Anti-Tingling Sensation will be parallels to the original team members. I do need some ideas of who should join the team, but here's what I've come up with so far:

Tingle: Yoshi

Epona: Some horse character (Little Sebastian?)

Hannibal: Some villain or cannibal or some evul bad guy I dunno

BEN: Sanic .exe

Waldo: Carmen Sandiego

L: Sherlock

Blair: Some annoying anime character

Moe: Some fish with anger issues

DJ Octavio: Some tentacle hentai

Karen: Some Nintendo meme

Nebby: Some Pokémon meme (I'm thinking Alolan Exeggutor)

Linkle: Link

So, for the characters that I'm not sure about, please give me some ideas in the comments for the remaining members! Just so you guys know, school will be over before long. In early June, I'm going on vacation, and I'll be gone for a while. I may or may not have a chance to post another chapter before my vacation, but there is a possibility of another being posted before I leave. I wish Tim would leave on vacation and die. Anyway, see you later, my fans!