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Percy the Hunter:

So once upon a time Percy was betrayed by Annabeth (see chapter 1)

This was terrible it was so sad. He ran into the forest and was crying his lungs out. It really sucked for him for he was in such a bad way.

As he was running he ran into a trap. It made him go flying into the air only to be dangled from his leg by a string. Suddenly, all the hunters surrounded him, bows ready to fire.

"HALT!" Called Artemis, as if she had to prevent her Hunters from straight up murdering the saviour of Olympus. "DO NOT KILL HIM!"

She ran up to Percy and said: "Perseus… what has happened to you?"

Percy cried and so Artemis looked into his eyes and from that, she looked into his soul. And what she saw…

"OH MY GOD!" Artemis burst out crying, sinking to her knees. "OH MY GOD ITS SO SAD. IT IS SO SAD. I FEEL SO TERRIBLE FOR PERCY. IT IS SO BAD AND SAD. I FEEL SO SAD FOR YOU!"

Then all the hunters looked warily at him. Thalia, who was there, was like: "Artemis, what are we going to do with him? Should we kill him or let him go?"

Artemis was like: "What the fuck Thalia what kind of best friend are you of course we're not going to kill him you complete fucktard he literally saved Olympus."

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Nah I'm just kidding Artemis didn't say that. She was like: "Bring him into the camp… I will decide what to do from there…"

So Artemis had Percy in her tent. She was all like: "Percy Jackson, you have experienced great sorrow unknown to any other person, and have demonstrated immense bravery… for a man."

And Percy was like: "Dude. I had PTSD and then my girlfriend cheated on me. Sure that's bad, but other people have probably had it worse. I don't even have to fear death, or not ever getting back together with some other chick, because the writer would never let that happen. I'll probably get together with you at the end of this story."

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Nah I'm just kidding Percy didn't say that. He was like: "I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE!"

And Artemis was like: "Percy, you are an honourable man. You are one of only 2 men I have ever met who I think deserve a place in the hunt."

Percy looked at her meaningfully and passionately and said: "I don't know if I want to…"

And Artemis gave him a look as if something was stirring in her and said: "Percy what the fuck are you on of course you're going to say yes it's literally the entire plot of the fanfiction. Stop dragging this out."

And Percy sighed, looked at her, and then spoke just six words:

"Alright. I'll move the plot forward."

Artemis lead Percy out to the hunters, who were conversing.

There were tents and fires and hunting stuff, and bows and shit. Thalia was talking to a group of hunters about some of her adventures… "…and then I went even MORE out of character and killed them for choosing to be a man over a woman!"

The hunters she was talking to were like: "Woooooaaah…"

"Hunters, hunters!" Yelled Artemis. "I have an announcement."

Thalia and all the hunters looked at Percy like he was a scab they really wanted to pick. But they treated Artemis with respect, as she was their leader.

"What is the announcement?" Asked Thalia.

"Percy here." Said Artemis. "Is now a hunter AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!" Thalia shouted. Everyone started complaining loudly until it filled the entire camp.

"PERCY SUCKS!"

"I HATE MEN!"

"LESBIANS FOR LIFE!"

Artemis smiled at all the chaos and turned to Percy. "Percy, you might be thinking that I'm going to help you out and make sure these women do not ostracize you simply because of the gender you were born. Well, if that's what you're thinking, then you're fucking stupid." Then she walked away.

Timeskip 3 months

Turns out Percy was really good with a bow. I mean, this isn't a surprise considering all other canon related to the hunting goddess has been thrown out the window, so sure, why not, Percy is actually really good at doing what the books established he can't do.

Anyway, Percy was living in a tent away from the main camp because the girls wouldn't allow him into their camp. He was pretty mopey about this because he didn't have any friends.

One day Thalia came up hauling a hundred giant animals. "Skin these all in ten minutes." She said.

Percy was annoyed because they always gave him impossible tasks that he couldn't do without magic (of which he had none). He looked at Thalia. "Is this because I'm a man."

Thalia looked at him. "Yes."

And she just walked away.

Timeskip 9 months

Artemis and Percy were chilling in Artemis' main tent.

"Oh Percy, it's so romantic that you won over all the girls and now they've opened their mind about men."

"I know right, Artemis-boo."

"You're so hot and amazing Percy. I'm falling for you."

"I know right, Artemis-boo."

Then they kissed.

And that was the story of how Artemis, a literal goddess of not falling in love and the patron saint of women, allowed some random guy into her all girls club because she felt bad for him and then fell in love with him despite the fact that she had met plenty of people just like him before who she had not fallen in love with.

So really, it's the story of how when the plot, the audience, and the writer compel it, it happens.

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welp its done and written and all the cool stuff. This chapter was written due to popular demand, next chapter will come out whenever and will 100% be a rant, although I'm not sure what on.