Chapter 63: Too Many Pittoo

AN: I'm baaaaack~! i no iv BEN gon 4 a wheel know butte im bach 4 form vatation! FOr sum furry grate noose, Tingles Raveng now has a Character page on TV Tropes! Both that page and the original TV Tropes page are really coming along, so thank you for the support, everyone! Do any of my readers support me in my hate for Tim?

Chapter Sextytoo Recap!: Sen and Paya eet at crumbs flushy fetishsticks, evry1 hats dem, lonk hats dem 2 an so dos Delaware Umpire, gay fill in lube at fist sight, umbridge is a milf, I am extremely disappointed in myself for writing that sentence, savi is nad, gudfater Melania is mad at bumbitch, Lionk an yumbride do bud stuff, Melanesia cums an kills umbidge, hoo dies a slow an pan full deth (yay!), yuomk mastgicaltues, Nico joins ta jingling sansation, Haybull luvs her, Nico Nico Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~, and Hanny is hungry for Niko.

Chaptre beggin!

1 day Dark Pit was edging around aoutside a Sheik fella, wicth is da nam of dis really homophonic resistant Chang. it serves food liek chiiken or cuckolds as there galled in highrule. Dank Pit was teemed up wif da rest area the hot tonic croo, who ewok goonies destruct all da chunk file.

"Our assault against Chick-fil-A will now begin," stated Robin over the walking takis. they were black and edgy because of the slipnot stickers pitooo pit on it.

"Lets f*ck this homophobic place up," Pittoo sed wheelst smiling. Suddenly, someone else walked up next to him, also looking at the strontium.

"now i ken blo up this evil strate place and kil da strates insid!"

Drak Pot looxed over 2 the speaker, only to realize that he looked exactly like him!

"What the f*ck?! Why do you look like me?"

"F*k mebbe yere a strate impasta STAY AWAY EVUL CONSERVATIV!"

Meanwhile, another Dark Pit doppelganger wanked up! He was really evle an Callied a nuclear!

"r u hear 2 kil da conservativs 2?" acxed the tumblr dude.

"no Im juts hear 2 kil peeps cuz dats fun!"

The Pittoo wasnt a normel Peeta but Pit2 form tat 1 shity fafic aboot kid icarly upraised 2.

"wat the f*k yere holdin a nuclear BUT NUCLERS ARE USED BY CONSERVATIVS 2 TAKE OVER LIBRUL CUNTRIS! THAT MEMES YOUR CONSERBATIVE!"

"What the f*ck is anyone here talking about? And does anyone know why we all are the same person?"

"Shoot up so i can f-cking kil u al an use ur soles 2 tank over da word!" Pit2, sometimes gnome as shit2, is rely evul an is da enemy of an somehow even moar anoyin Chara cter, Clod angle. He ates the Seoul of chillins and is also a repubican. "u shits relly blow!" he sed with the nuke (GEDDIT?!).

"shutup strate or ill strate up murder u!" hahha a pun fiting 4 this. sjw pittew tanked out a blad an shoveled it up pit2s as!

"F-K! MY AS!"

"I'll just sneak out and hope they don't notice me," said edgy Pittoo. Suddenly a randem arroz form 1 of his doplegonders shot a capri sun he was holding! "You F*CKING C*NTS! RESPECT THE F*CKING POUCH, BITCH!" Pittoooooo pulled out an AK47 and started shooting at sjw pittoo and psychopath pitoo, also destroying chick fillay in da process. (LUCKILY!)

MEMEWHILE:

A tandem tv show riter was running from lunkle and her army of evul cucks, when he came across this weird fite. "Omygolly! Dis is just wat I need on my new show!

LATER:

"Three angles are being forced to share an apartment together! One's a mall goth, one's a social justice warrior, and one is a psychopath! And strangest of all, they're all the same person? Stay tuned for a new CBS series, Pittoo Times Three!"

"Wat da f*k is dis prepy shit," sed enoby waching her tv while eating som court chocula cereals filed wit blud.

"DRAKEO WHER WANT TO WACH A MOVIE!"

"hear i am Envoy! ANd i have a perfect move 4 us to wach! Its yere fav movi, Sharknato!"

"WHAT THE F*CK DRAKO!1 My fav movei isnt sharknato ITS SHARK ATTACK 3! U F*KEN POSER GET THE F*C OUT OF MI LIFE!"

"But enoby i love u!"

"If u relly floved me YOU WOOD HvED REMEBERED MY FAVRITE MOVE!1"

Drako started cring and run away. Even tho enoby luved sensativ bi guys, she woodnt take drake back 4 bean sensativ an by.

She was so sad that she crid tears of blood in2 her cereal and then drank it atfer cuting herself sexily.

"I NEED A NEW BOI FRIEND! CUM KILO REN, MY NEW BOYFIEND!"

kylo ran wanked in 2 be enovis new luver. "Sup, Im Spyro Rin. I realy f*kin hate my shity dad so i kileed him. Now Im gona take over the universe in my sensitive bi rage."

"oh my satin thats so sexy lets bang rigt here rihgt now!1"

OTHER RANDOM FANFIC CHARACTERS:

Sara was riting into her diary with her bedroom door locked. Dally was yelling something about "pedos" in the other room and Cloud was somewhere else because he has no personality, I really don't know how to write him.

Deer dairy,

Im relly scarred rite now. This 1 gurl named Daly dankblud came in my hose and wont leav! Shes rely goff and my dad toad me tat goffs are all lesbans! and the wurst kind of lesban are 1s that pertend 2 be strate! Now Im afeared that Dales wil rap me in my slep! I wood tel her 2 leve but shes 2 scurry! Cod, pls bive me the strenth 2 kik Mali oot of my house.

Luv sara Osborne.

PS im still strate god i havent masticated to any gurl pics at al no mater how strong da temtashon is!

AN: Ok dats anough torture 4 today. I probs wont be able to post a chapter next week, due to it being band camp, but I will maybe next weekend. Good thing tim isnt in band. Also, I'm thinking about starting a new story, so stay tuned! And also check this out on TV Tropes to see the new character page! I also started playing Slutoon 2, so I think I'll have Craymond be Moe's equivalent on the Anti-Tingling Sensation side. Next chapter will possibly include the new team, depending on if I can figure out roles for every character. Anyway, I'll see you guys soon!