Chapter 9: The part where he kills you

"My...my mom...?" Chell stutters. "You're...you're lying!" Cave smirks

"What would I have to gain from lying about that?" He laughs.

"Shut up! She..." Chell clenched her fists "Why should I trust you, anyway!? You tried to kill us!"

"Believe whatever you wish" Cave laughs.

"Well...I believe this is the part where he kills us..." GLaDOS said. The trio were suddenly surrounded by turrets

"This is the part where I kill you!" Cave cackles. Chell looks around, as all the turrets aim their guns. Chell stood still, not wanting to make any sudden moves.

"W..what do we do...?" She gulped

"Just don't move...we will find a way out..." GLaDOS said. Suddenly, they heard their british ally speak

"Ow! That bloody hurt!" He wined "H...hang on! I'm just going to roll over-"

"No! If you move the turrets will shoot!" Chell yelled

"Turrets eh? Oh...not good. Not good at all..." Wheatly said "Okay um...lets think of a plan. That's all we need, a plan. A bulletproof plan..." He hears the turrets cock their guns "In this case, literally."

"Now is not the time for your jokes-as clever as they may be!" GLaDOS yelled.

"Right! Right! Lets see...um" Wheatly thought out loud "We could...um...no that wouldn't work. Oh! How about we...no..."

"Don't strain yourself" Cave said "There's no way of getting out. So just stop overworking yourself, moron" This caused Wheatly to growl

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BLOKES!?" He yelled "I! AM! NOT! A!" Wheatly activates his flashlight "MORON!" The light blinded all the turrets, causing them to temporarily shut down

"Chell! Now!" GLaDOS yelled. Chell ran forward, grabbed Wheatly and ran into a random door.

"No! Stop them!" Cave yelled. He watched at the turrets turned back on, but still did not move "What are you waiting for!? GET THEM!"

"...We have no legs..." One of them spoke

"Oh...right..." Cave mentally face palmed 'Dammit...no matter! They can't hide forever!'

The trio panted, looking at each other "Wheatly...you saved us!" Chell yelled, revealed

"I...I did?" The core looked confused.

"Yes. It was honestly quite impressive" GLaDOS said. Wheaty could tell she wasn't joking

"You...you gave me an honest complement! You weren't being sarcastic for once!" The core cheered. Chell giggled at his excitement

"For now, what are we going to do about Johnson?" GLaDOS asked

"Well, if he was anything like me or you, he MUST have his secret lair hidden somewhere in this facility" Wheatly said

"Somewhere nearly impossible to get to..." Chell added

"The only two places I can think of are the very top of the labs or..." Wheatly begain

"The very bottom" GLaDOS finished. The team then nodded in agreement (Figuratively of course) as they plotted their next move

Surprise! And you all thought I forgot about this series! I don't blame you. After all, the last time I updated was...September 3rd...2016...ehehe...sorry. But! Here! It it! And I PROMISE this will be updated more regularly. Oh! And while I have your attention, I wanna give a HUGE shout out to XxPeacegirl02xX! She has given me great tips and feedback on these chapters, and I figured she deserved a shout out! Thank you all for reading and tolerating my laziness. I am The Ender Defender! See you all later...GOOD-BYE!