Chapter 67: Merry Thanksgiving
AN: I wasn't originally going to do a Thanksgiving special, but Merch suggested a great idea for it in the comments. I with dat i cold sugest tin 2 jamp of a clif an he die cud that be funnny! I've been playing a lot of Super Mario Odyssey, as that game is so much fun! By the way, this chapter is actually now the longest in the story so far, so READ IT!
Chapter Sextysex Recap!: its helloweeb, stadium, Tumble pitto is they're and joined antifu, edgy Pittoo is there 2, Tumblr sucks, Pit2 also, edgelord runs away, he shoots asterisk, we can curse now, fuck, Sara conservatives in, knock oot Tumblr, she is shat by pit2, Tingle halloweeen party, Benny likes It and Pennyvize, pityo edge sees Linkle park, john stalvern is zombie, purl and maria are pissed, john freeman saves the day, flashbakc, sad freeman was friends with stalvern but now zomvie, Snas tries prank, gets beaten up by Tingles, now he's his spy, and Navi is in luv with fi.
Chaptre beggin!
Recentleu Link was arestes by da polish for one of his mini crimeas and so Nani had sum sextra time 4 plan. She even started working to find a cure to everyone's messedupness and looked for research on the fanficyion godnesses. Sadly, she didn't find out much. Davi did try to ask Fi on a date but the robosword didn't realize it because she's a robobot.
But Naviiis freedumb spoon cam 2 an ender. Lonk kiked open the door sxreeming "Nayi im hime form vacession!"
The floating blue ball sighed, knowing that her torment would never end. "Vacation? Weren't you in jail?"
"I was in jeil but den Melon broke me Ooy of prisen an we went 2 japan an stol al da weeb shit. ANIWAI todo is wanksgiving and we're gabing TANKSGIVING Dinero!"
Suddenly a punch of peeps walked in, including Malon, agatha, old man, shiik, impa, and even lonkle!
"Ima KEEL UB LINK!" Scromed linkle.
"Ya no u cannut Keillor me becaus I have to fist show u how mucj kuuler i m den u wif dis TYANKSFIBIG dunner."
"K"
Bit den Nylon saw kinkle and was anger becaus she slept with Link and also Linkel banged her becus molon thot she was lonk. "LUNNKEL FUUK UUUUUUUUUUU!"
"Donut kill herb todai," see jink, "if u kel sher shell never c mii beet her."
"Fine," sed Sam Malone. She wasn't as violent today because Link forgot to put bath salts in her water supply like he usually does.
"sooryy that Snap and Loopin couldn't make it but they're in jail again," said old man gulping down some taqueria.
"Sokay, now ivan got 2 go getting to te kooking!" did libk, who shuffleled navy to the kitcmen.
"Wait, where are we going?"
"Im gonna cock some nummy food fore wanksgiving haha wank!"
"Let me guess, medium-rare chicken strips?"
"Obuviousliiy! Butte I half abother meeal planed!" lonk evilly seadi.
Lonk garbed navi and throwed her into the oven.
"WHAT THE FUCK GET ME OUT!?"
"hahahahahahhahahhahahahhha I TRIKED U u were da meel al alung! Now, imm leefin while u cock, c u soon WHEN UR DED! Den il serve u to every1 AND U WILL BE DELISIOUS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111" Navi exclaimed with the fear as Link left her for DEAD, like how Iron man left Thor in a canyon without food or water at the end of Thor Rangacok.
Menwhile, lets check up on our supporting cast!
Tingle and his team were up to the evil plans of the evilest, and today Tingle decided to stop all of the badguys that aren't there team so that they'll be te ONLY BADGUYS IN THE WORD! Tingle and his evil team stormed every Isis base, killing all of the terrorists and even Osama Bin Laden. Lonkel wasnt theyr tho because shes eating stuff at lonks hous.
Eponym lightsabered, L detectived, Hannibal ate, Ben drowned them, Waldo was somewhere else, Blair banged them to death because she's a slut, Moe gave them moe problems like death, Octavio hentaied them, Nico started to Nico Nico murder them, karen used her cappy to possess them and make them jump off a cliff, and Nebby shooting stars.
Now that isis is dead Tympole and the Tiempling Snasation are having a happy Thanksgiving dinner, reinacting popular art photo the last supper by Jesus.
As everyone was munching away on they're foods like turkey and paella and salt, Hannibal sat typing some stuff on his lapton. "What are you typing?" asked Nebby.
"Well..." replied Hannibal Lector, "I'm actually an avid fanfic author!"
"Really?"
"Yes, I even wrote a very popular crackfic titled The Hot Topic Krew under the name MerchantAnna!"
"That's very cool!" said the tiny cloud. "One time I wrote a fanfic about Jerry Seinfeld nuking the bag factory and saving the world."
Suddenly a pizza guy walked in through the doorway Norway doorway Norway yay. He was carrying a bag, but when Tingle shot him, the bag was launched and landed right on Nebby's food!
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ANYTHING BUT BAGS!" screamed Nebbrow Wilson, running the heck away, as whenever nebby gets close to a bag, he was flashbakcs to his time in Vietnam fighting against the evil bags.
As he ran away, he ran all the way away to the way of the Castle Town. In front of the castle TOWN was a protest going on, as a Frenchman was speaking.
"Citizens of Hyrule," said the mysterious Frenchy, "You have lived under ze tyranny of ze king for long enough! It is time for ze REVOLUTION against ze evil of monarchy! In a few days, we will launch an assault on ze Hyrule Castle and put an end to zis madness! And once we find zis evil, lazy, and neglectful king, we will send him to ze guillotine! No more tyranny! VIVA LA HYRULE!"
The crowd joined in with the chanting, as Nebby watched in awe. This french dude had great style and wore a sexy powdered wig. Clowdy clown cosplog knew that he was in luv at fist sight. As the crownd begin to disperce, he made sure to speak to him.
"Excuse me, but would you mind telling me your name? Pew pew!"
"Bonjour, mon ami. My name is Maximilien Robespierre, and I am a revolutionary! I hope to end all of zis bloodshed because of ze king doing nothing!"
"I just completely agree with what you are saying! Things around here definitely need to change. I have another question, what are your views on bags?"
"I see no use in pointless bags. I hope to burn all of zem once we take back Hyrule for ze people."
Nebby gasped, as he now knew that this man is perfect. "Will you...um...go on a date with me?"
"Oui, zat would be excellent! Here is my number!"
And that is how Nebby met his true love, Maximilien Robespierre.
MEANWHILE IN JAPAN:
Sakurai and his cat sat in their house while using their computers, trolling all of the haters (mostly Sara).
"Is this appearance really important?" asked Sakurai. "What are we doing in this chapter?"
"Meow, I have no idea."
IN THE DRUG STORE BACK IN HYYYYRULE:
The Happy Drug Salesman and Walter White were having a huge dank drug party for Thanksgiving. Things were crazy, as Walter played his MLG airhorn remixes of tv theme songs while 360 noscoping cops and narcs. Hundreds of people showed up to get the drugs, including a weed-filled turkey of kushest dank of 420 or whatever. The party even had a piñata filled with heroin candies that they had left over from giving to kids on Halloween.
Bill and Ted showed up in their time machine, finding the best dank they could. "Dude," weeded Bill. "This dank is EXCELLENT!"
"I know, right dude? This is like totally the dankest kush I've smoked when smoking weed everyday. 420 blaze it!" They got super high on the green, grinding up against Green de la Bean. Sherlock and Yoshi even showed up, buying some weed to put in cannons and make their enemiies high.
"OH MAH SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS!" screamed Komasan as he ate the LSD ice cream.
OKAY BACK WITH LONK NOW:
And so everything was calm at links house except for the fact that navi was screaming in terror. "SOMEONE HELP ME, I CAN'T DIE A VIRGIN! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
"WHy is navi screeming in terror?" axed Melon.
"I dunno its prurbably notting," sed launch.
"Can u hurry up wif da food my bugs are getting hungry!" agitha buzzed Like a beeee.
Old man was super drunk and on cocaine and heroin and meth and cough drops. "And I neeeeeeeeeeed more beeeeeeeeer." Before long he passed out on the table off the table over the table under the table and in the table.
"hay link fuuuk u," sed linkle.
"O ya fukk u 2" seayd llink. "Now ive got2 go get all da foud reddy!"
lonk waked bach into da kitychen, preparing a speciul appizitor. "how dair she idsult me like dat ILL SHOW HER!" linkdl put battery acid and rat poison and meth and other posonous shoot and was ready 2 kiiil linhle ones and 4 ball. How much longer can I keep writing this shit?
MENEWHILE:
Snas the skerlatin was happily halking around. "today is gonna be perfect! i was only hit by a bus once today! and just look at the scenery, it's a beautiful day outside!" (AN: GEDDIT LIKE IN THE GAME?!) "the only thing that could make this better is if i met bill nye the science guy." Snas loves bill guy the science nye almost as he loves ketchup. He really wants Bill's sex junk and then have a rhreesom with Mama Bear from the Bernstoin Bears.
snas knocked on the door to a house, and the door was answered by Dry Bowser. "heya dad, happy thanksgiving."
"Why, hello there, son!" answered Dry Bowser, his father, working on his official duties as the US ambassador to New Mexico and writing calligraphy in Basque.
"GREETINGS, SNAS!" exclaimed Papaya, cooking in the kitchen. "I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO MAKE IT."
"heya, bro, and i'm glad i could make here with my family. and look, ghost dad is here too! how've ya been, ghost dad?"
Ghost Dad put down the book he was reading and waved to snas. He couldn't talk because hes a ghost or some shit idunno.
snas picked up a photo of himself as a child. "i really was a cute kid, wasnt i?" In the photo, snas was wearing his signature outfit, made up of a blue and yellow striped shirt, a red and blue cap, a backpack, and a baseball bat.
The undertail family, made up of Dry Bowser, Ghost Dad, Snas, and Papyrusk, was having a thanksgiving dinner. They originally invited some of their other family members and friends, such as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Oscar Wilde, Chef Boyardee, Harvey the invisible rabbit, Super Why, Villager, Iron Man, and Captain Picard, but sadly, none of them could make it. Oscar Wilde is Snas and Papirus's cousin, who they brought back from the dead with the power of SCIENCE!
"bro," asked snas, "make sure you don't put any gluten in my meal. i want everything sans gluten!"
Paella glared at snas. "PLEASE LEAVE."
"okay," he answered, walking out the door, before tripping, rolling down a mountain, landing in a box at a factory, and being shipped to Detroit.
MEANWHILE IN HOMOPHOBE LAND:
Sara was eating a traditional, conservativ christen tanksgiving meal with her coworkers Cloud angle and Dally Darkblood.
"Can we get out of here this food is SHIT!" exclaimed Dally.
"Dalas u need to becum a reel cristen and change ur sinful wasy!" sed Sara.
"Fuck no I'm leafing. You suck Sara im only part of this team to stop the pedos and you suck." Dalek left the dinner, leaving Clod and Sara alone.
"I relly hat dat librul but i cant maek her mov ot of my hose becus im 2 scarred of her."
"Im sure evything will turn out fine becaus yuor not gay and nether am i."
"Crowd, i half 2 axk u somrfing. My otter bofriend Zora form kindim harts died a few minuets ago an i need a new 1! will u be my strate beyfrond?"
"Of corse since were both strate and this wont be gay becase being gay is gros."
And so Clued and Sara started datening.
As they were discussing how strate they were, the doorbell rang. It was...Pastor Westborroww!"
"Pasta westoro im so glad that u could make it!"
"I am too, my child of God. I must pray to the father, son, and the holy spirit for protecting me against the evil gays on the way over to this safe haven. We must pray for our Heavenly Father to burn the evil fa-" Pastor Blestbloro was suddenly struck by lightning as Sara and cloud screamed.
"Ono! this must b the work of satin and Osaka curse u dimins! Anywai lets eet!"
"Okay," sed the personalitiless, vile creature of nothingness.
But as cloud left the table a few minutes later, he saw a strange letter placed in his room. It was written in BLOOD and FIRE and also ORANGE JUUCE!
Hey cloud or whatever the f-ck your name is you ripof.
Dont think I didn't notice the similaritys between us because I noticed because Im the smartest dude in america who is also kira but i can't tell you that cos its a secret.
Anywy you are such a bad dude to rip me of and I f-cking hate bad dudes that rip me off. The only salution is for me to kill you and your death will be SO SCARRY!
First ill punch you more times then Ive banged hot chicks with huge chests so 985387572874443453355123454676557865432213142467533676425777421111111111111111116969696969691901742!
Second I'll use my everything note to make your hair pink and turn all you're cloths into pankakes and you'l look silly lol.
Fifth ill let my bro kick you and it wont hurt much cos hes weak and itll just make him happy.
Ninth ill kick you into space and your man thing will shrink from the gravty but mine will stick be big and you will he hit by trillions of meters and astroids and aliens and death stars and then you will be lunched into earth where ill do my final step.
FINAL STEP I'll take my star sword which is made out of the blood of satin and I covered it in poison acid and nuclear wast and gros garbage smell and lemons and i will stab you so hard your instestins will launch all the way to new z land and blow it up. whats left of you will be put into a blender and shot by my canon into mars and will be eaten by SPACE ROBOTS!
So juts no that your death is near but not like that near becos I killed him for selling me a bad game called sanic o6. DARK TIMES are ahead which is a funny joke but you dont get it cos you dont know my name and im not telling you.
Aniway F-CK YOU YOU PIE OF SHIT!
From a secret cool dude.
Cloud was so scared that he reacted to it but he doesn't have a personality so he wasn't sure how to react.
OKAY LETS SEE WHAT THAT BITCCH ENOBY IS DOING RIGHT NOW!
Enoby was crying tears of blood (again) because Kylo Rin dumped her for Cedric Dickery.
"I cant beleve dat asshole Kyle Ron dumped me for celtic HES SUCH A FUKING PREP and he probly has aides anywai!1 EHY CANT ANY1 APRECUATE HOW PRETTY I AM!1"
Tara sexily cryd until her tears rhe cold no moar. "At lest i have u jennifer o coltimore or shold i cal u DarkkBlack Wing!"
"Pieprzyć moje życie," said Jennifer O'coltimore.
"Do you need another fucking friend because I'll gladly be the one to eat the pancreases of your worst enemies," said a mysterious voice in the background.
"Who da fuk sed dat?!"
The man walked out of the shaddows to reveal that he is actually...Harry from HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "I am here to murder the fuck out of my enemies with only a crossbar and a bag of frog dicks while ROCKING THE FUCK OUT with my heavy metal symphony that will cause anyone's eardrums to combust and eat them inside out."
"Not u agen! Gtfo of my hous u preppy freek!1"
"I will obey your command, but just know that I will return wearing the skins of the elder gods to wreak havoc among this savage world and the genital-filled peoples it contains." As Harry left, Emory put in her earbuds and started listening to the bullavard of brokened dreams.
"Isnt that music a litle old?" asked zeldas ghost.
"Fuk off!" she yellowed, goffikly sucking Zoldo in through her nostrils and absorbing her.
"Poważnie, co jest nie tak z tym miejscem?" said Jennifer.
LINK LINK LINK'S HOUSE:
Shiej was in the middle of a lung discussion of why thanksgiving is the illuminatti.
"U see, Thanksgiving has turkey, turkey like ottoman, chairs, chairman, council, counci, counc, coun, count, Count Dracula, vampire, twilight, light, sun, fire, Charizard, Pokémon, animals, plants, trees, Arbor Day, Valentine's Day, hearts, organs, pianos, music, disco, Platinum Disco, weeb, web, spider web, bugs, Agitha, umbrella, rain, storm, thunder, thunder cats, cats, Sakurai's Cat, Smash Bros, Smash Ball, Ball, Basketball, B-"
"CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH?!" screamed Linkly and agatha and ma11on.
"Fine. And chambered nautiluses have tentacles, octopi have 8 tentacles, 8, ate, I'm hungry, its 3 o'clock where's my food, 3, triangle illuminaiyotkitiu cunformed?!"
"You are so fucking annoying," said Mallard. "Mention the ullununatti one more time and i stab my knife into your vagina, capisce?"
Shiitake gulped, nodding her head, as agitha let some bugs crawl into her mouth and explore her insides (AN: EWWWWWWWWWWW!)
Old Man was still passed out and Impa couldn't say anything but if she could it would probably be about the Loch Ness Monster BECAUSE SHE'S SCOTTISH!
In the other romo, lonk was trying to Force Nave back into the oven, as she broke out while Link was poisoning lonkjkjkld.
"U puusy get back in2 da oven!" Lïnk hungried.
"Fuck no, why are you even trying to eat me, I'M LITERALLY JUST A TINY BALL?!"
"Chicken, Navi, you're just a little chicken. CHEEP-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheeeeEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeauaa."
"Why are you talking like Tommy Wiseau?" The real reason why Link was talking like him was that he traveled back in time to the making of The Room and then banged Tommy Wiseau.
"GETT BECK IN2 da Oven ALREADY!" With a hit from a medium rare chcikeb strip, Naval was launched into the oven, and linj covered it in duct tape 2 mank sure she doesent escapey.
"Well, shit."
"Okk im of 2 poison Kinkle SE UR DED BODY AND THEN SERVE YOU TO ALL MY FRENDS!1"
And so links started serving the apitasor which was nutshack but jinkies had poison in it. As she ate it she passed out because it was poisoned!1111
"Holy shat why did you keeel her?" asked salon as everyone ran in circles in the fear.
"BECAUSE SHE MAED FUN OF MII!"
"But i thought you wanted 2 keep her alive to show her how much cooler u are than her."
Link gasped. "OMG I FORGOT!111111111" Link gasped. "Wii knead 2 taek her to el doctor!"
"I no 1 we can take he 2"r Eggatha send. "2 he help saves the life of my Vivvilon!"
"LetZ get da Funk oOt of hear!" say Link, getting into his Nutshack-mobile as everyone else ran in and Linkle was taped onto the roof.
OKAY ENOUGH OF LINK FOR NOW HERES TUMBLR BOY:
Tumblr Pittoo was hanging around his safe space while not celebrating this CRISTEN holiday. "How can any1 celibate a holyday liek Wanksgiving when it started when Kristoff Colorado sailed te Mayflowey 2 amerigo and nuked da librul natives! Its so PROBLEMETRIC!"
Because he is part iof the librul organization antifa, he hates fashists like Hotler and vandalises churches. "Tahnksgiving is even worse then TIM TEBONE!" He was so mad at this evil holiday that he thew a rock outside that landed on Magolor.
OKAY TUMBLR PIYYO ISNT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW SO HERES THE HOT TOPIC KEEW:
The Hot Topic Krew was at the mall, eating Caprisun at hot topic.
"Where the fuck is Dark Pit, he was supposed to be here by now?" questioned the sexy Lucas at least he would be if he was an adult because Philadelphia is bad.
"I have no clue, but we should start without him," said Cia. "We need to finish our very important plan to terrorize innocent people for being different than us!"
"This is the third time he's been late to our edgy meeting," stated Lucina. "What is he doing anyways?"
Wolf was ignoring everyone else and focusing on a dog toy, as those toys are intended for dogs which are canines and Wolf is a dog and a canine so he focuses on dog toys and ignores everyone else to play with the dog toy.
"The world may never know," Shadow philosophized as everyone cheered on his edge.
"Beep beep," said Mr. Game & Watch, complaining about his lack of characterization.
MEANWHILE AT PITTOOOS HOUSE:
"Just let me leave!" yelled Dark Pit. "I can't take anymore of your Canadian shit!"
"But Pittoo, Lady Palutena said that you have to spend time with me today!"
"I already have plans with the Krew, we were going to kill some preps! How can I live without making others miserable so I can feel better about myself?! Anyway, why aren't you celebrating Thanksgiving today?"
"What are you talking aboot? Thanksgiving was last month!" The angle got out a DVD. "But today is going to be MOVIE DAY! Movies are a great way for brothers to bond! This movie is a classic buddy-cop film, titled Undertail!"
"Fuck no, I don't fucking want any of that fucking furry fucking lightsaber-cock shit."
"Come on, Pittoo, it'll be tons of fun! I'll just read the summary on the back: Snas and Pypyrus were two brothers, Snas being a disgruntled and snarky veteran cop and Pupyrus being a young, idealistic rookie. But the two brothers must team up to stahp an evil drug cartel, led by drug lord Flowey da Fukboi. Starring: Snas as Snas, Piperis as Purplyrus, Nicolas Cage as Flowey da Fukboi, and Liam Neeson as the police captain. Doesn't this sound like a good movie?"
"No."
"Too bad, we're watching it whether you like it or not."
Pit started the movie, as the movie started to begin.
LATER IN THE MOVIE:
"i can't believe flowey da fukboi hired nazis to come for us," said snas. He and Papyrus were tied up by Germany in a ketchup factory.
"I'M SURE THIS IS JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING! OR MAYBE THEY'RE THROWING US A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY!"
"but it's not our birthday."
Germany walked into the room carrying a gun. "Vell vell vell, it looks like you dummkopfs haven't gotten out of here like you said you vere," he Nazied.
"are you a volkswagen? because you're really bugging me!"
"SNAS, DON'T MAKE JOKES WHEN SOMEONES TRYING THROW US A PARTY!"
"Quiet or I'll shove herr stick up your ass! You know vhat, I am going to kill you right now!"
"heil no!" said snas.
"Oh, you think that you can escape? Vhat are you going to do?"
Snas laughed. "i like my nazis the same way i like my coffee: drowned in ketchup!" He ripped of his ropes, and shot a nearby ketchup machine as the ketchup exploded out, drowning Germany.
"Scheiße!" yelled Germany as he died.
"looks like he did nazi that one coming."
Later:
"i've gotcha right where i want you, flowey da fukboi."
"Oh really? Gosh, you are such an idiot, Snas."
"wait, what are you talking about?" Looking to his left, he realized that Poporos was tied up by Flowey da fukboi's vines, his mouth also being gagged. "let my bro go!"
"I'll let him go...if you give me the money."
"i don't negotiate with terrorists."
"Then your precious brother dies!"
Papyri spits the vine out of his mouth. "SNAS, YOU CANNOT GIVE HIM THE MONEY! WHO KNOWS WHO HE WILL HURT WITH IT!"
Snas thought for a second. "okay, i'll give you the money. i have it in the bag right behind me."
Flowey da fukboi laughed. "I told you things always go my way." Flowey grabbed the bad and opened it...as it exploded, blasting Flowey da fukboi into the wall and saving Ppapyrus.
Snas walked up to Flowey da fukboi with a metal pipe. "lets put the petal to the metal!"
"S-Snas...Before I die, I have to tell you something."
Suddenly, Flowey da fukboi transformed into his true self.
Snas and Paprika gasped. "Captain Liam Neeson?!"
"COUGH COUGH I'm sorry for everything I've done. The real reason why I disguised as Flowey da fukboi and started a drug cartel was to raise enough money to buy a cure for my sick child, Frosk."
"PLEASE DON'T DIE LIAM NEESON! I CONSIDER YOU ONE OF MY VERY BEST FRIENDS!"
"and liam, i-i...i love you liam neeson and i'm so sorry for what i've done to you. this is all my fault."
"Don't be sorry, this isn't your fault. And just know, I love you too, Snas. Please take care of Frosk for me."
Pit and Pittoo started crying because of how sad the movie is, sadder than the Notebook and the Fault in Our Stars and Up and Inside Out combined.
Luckily, Liam Neeson was brought back with the power of love and the film ended with a dance party and a sex scene between Snas and Liam Neeson.
Pittoo gasped after the movie finished. "That was the..."
"BEST MOVIE EVER!" the angle twins yelled simultaneously.
OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS NAVI IS STILL IN THE OVEN:
"HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME, I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN AN OVEN BY A SOCIOPATH!"
"Did you call for help?" asked a mysterious figure, freeing Navi. It was...Vatti! His purple hair was as always and he was wearing a hood like Batman and a cape like FDR.
"Thank you so much for saving me! I would be dead if it wasn't for you!"
"It's no problem!" said Vatti happily. "I always strive to help anyone in need!"
"I still cannot thank you enough! Is there anything that you need me to help you with?"
Vatti smiled heroically. "You don't need to do anything but stay safe and always believe in yourself! Anyway, I'm off, and may we meet again!"
"Thank you, kind stranger!" said Navi. And so Vatti left to feed children in need and stop terrorists. "What a great person."
LINK NOW:
Link and reveyone maid it it to their destination. He kicked Linkle to the door and knocked on it with her face. Dry Bowser opened the door, with Ghost Dad floating around in the background.
"Can I help you?"
"R u dry Booser?"
"Yes."
"Dis botch is dying an kneads halp! Ur a dictor rite?"
"Yes I am, and I will help her immediately. Is there a nurse around here that could assist me?"
"I'm a nurse!" exclaimed Lafayette Alessandro Sigmund Ryszard Glockenspiel.
And so they began the surgery. Since Dry Bowser is the greatest doctor in the history of the world, he instantly knew the exact pressure points to poke and cause the poison to be vomated out, as Lafayette treated any other damages.
As Linkle woke up, first she slapped Link and he made another plan to kill her because hes really dum.
Then Linkle spotted a nearby Cucco and decided to have sex with it, grabbing the cock and having a close encounter of the bird kind.
How is this story rated T?
And so everyone had a happy Thanksgiving except for everyone that didn't, as a lot of the characters had a pretty shitty Thanksgiving. But anyway, some people had a good Thanksgiving so that's nice I guess. THE END
AN: Tagts all 4 today! As I stated, this chapter is the longest I've written by far! I wish Tim's death would be long and also kill him. Since the HTK has so much longer chaptars than mine, I can only imagine how difficult writing them must be (and plus, they have to actually make sense). Thank you to all of my loyal fans! I'm not sure how much longer this story will be, but it definitely will continue into next year, at least to the two year anniversary. I know I haven't been posting chapters as often this year, but I've been rather busy with my senior year. Stay tuned for the next chapter, followed by the second Christmas special!