(pleasant instrumental music)
BERYL: Opening my own crepe shop was my dream, but being in charge is hard work! You have to balance different people's schedules, make sure everyone stays on task, and consider everybody's strengths and weaknesses!
ZOISITE: Sometimes you have to work with people who don't have any strengths. Such as Nephrite.
NEPHRITE: Don't you have a job you should be doing?
ZOISITE: Kunzite, Nephrite is bullying me!
KUNZITE: Ignore him. He is irrelevant.
BERYL: Quiet, all of you! I'm providing nationally mandated educational content! (sigh) All of us know someone who has to be in charge of others, whether it's our parents, our teachers, or other adults in our lives.
JADEITE: I have a great idea. Nowadays, the people of Japan are very interested in positions of authority—
BERYL: (coldly) Your idea can wait ten more seconds. (cheerfully) Sometimes it may seem like the people in charge are mean and just want to boss others around, but it's important to remember that they're real people with feelings! The next time you want to talk back to your parents or teachers, think about how hard they work, and try to say something nice instead. Right, everyone?
JADEITE: This is correct. Even the queen of the great Dark Kingdom is just a frail, foolish woman on the inside, given to feeble women's emotions.
BERYL: That's it, I'm putting you in Eternal Sleep.
(long pause, distant screaming)
BERYL: Queen Beryl Says! (giggle)