Chapter 71: Crusade Against Lillie

AN: WoW, a nu chaptar already! You SHOULD THANK ME FOR BEINK SUCH A KIND OVERLORD like how every1 wood thank me if I fikun kicked Tim in his tiny bals. Happy Valentines Day, everyone! I LOVE ALL OF YOU! This chapter is inspired by a true story.

Chapter SeavenD Recap!: link is in Japon, he inteoduc animay idea, navi buybody pilliow, she wonders where Lonk and ljnklekleas kiddies are, IN THE FUUTUURE, hurule is flooded and is Austria, Gryll is kadnapped by birb, Lonk must sv her, Texas and boat will help, ADVENTURURE, they go to drago roost Iceland, Tetris beets up medly the birb, Lonk helps Mallory excape but tetro shoots her, linky kills her in anger, he sad, flesbback, They Gogh 2 deh shidney oprao hoose, he fires animals an lpoks 4 gundamdorf, teytra is da reel vollain, she is xelda and boat is king, they rasist and try 2 Kill te kidds, lInk fighhtbts back and kills them, he saves the kids, they go on boat BUT IT SINKS AN EVRY1 DIES, twoon link survivs tho and he becomes Tingle, and navi is grossed oot.

Chaptre beggin!

"Hay evry1 walcom 2 da 2018 wanker olympics In Plongchain South korea and this is turneint our to be a gret open ceremony" said the NBC host.

The opening ceremony featured a bunch of fire and stuff blowing up.

"This show serves as a dark reminder of what is likely soon to come. ANYWAY the events are going to start soon!"

"We better stop talking every moment and give the fans a chance to enjoy the events!" said the cohost.

There was silence for a second before the hosts started laughing hysterically.

"Now to a commercial break!"

Tingle and his friends made sure to fly to Pyongyang to see Hannibal who was competing in the iceskatigg.

Tingle also crossed the border into his puppet state North Korea.

A bunch of crazy stuff happened, as Ben was banned from the olympics for smuggling in clcaine and lobster and Nico Nico niiiiii kidnapped mike Penske before selling him to the highest bidder, Plessie from Super malleo 4d world.

Aniway the events were ocer for the day an Moe and karen were in the hotel room.

"HEY SLUT TELL ME A SCARY STORY OR I'LL FUCKING THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!" screamed Moe. Moe is a cute little fish, so you could say that Moe is moe! (AN: GEDDIT LIKE JAPAN!)

"Okay, I'll tell you about a scary story," replied Karen. "This story is truly horrific."

STORY START!

This story takes place one day ago in Hyule and is a TRU story.

In the Zara's domaine:

Ruto was recently bringed back from the dead by her fathwr using alien technoloy and they are now the only 2 survivin Zoruas (Lonk kooked the rest into dishsticks).

"I'm glad ur not ded my dotter," said king Ora.

"Yah watever im not thankful or anything," replled Ruta lik te tsunderplane she is.

Meanwhileb it was vakuntines day and luv was in the heir.

Couples like bowser and Ridley, Fox and Quilfish, Catalonia and Quebec, Mr krabs and Fiora, Lana and naruto, Sectonia and Nikki, Ash ketchum and Richie Rich, Robert EO speedwagon and M bison, Daisy and Chika Takami, Glass Joe and parappa the rapper, and George Constanza and Victor Emanuelle II.

But pittoooo and Lucas were there and decided to make every1s lives les miserables becus there asshols. They tried to throw Molotov cocktails into the mall but they were arrested by the polish force, led by byte and barq and Inspectorb gadget.

Navi was there and tried to ask pout Fi again but it didn't work because fi is a rucking robot.

A man named Benedril Cumberbatxh was sitting in the tea shop because hes British as that one dude dr Watson came up.

John Watson is a famous psycolpgost who performed famous experiments such as the little Albert experiment that discovered how phobias can be learned.

"Hey sherlok-sempai I have something 4 u!"

"Wat is it my elementary Watson? Did you get me a valentines day present?"

"N-no!" blush wason, holding oot a box of chocorates. "I dident get this 4 u or anything i just found it and I'm not hungry so i gess u can have it."

"Are you asking me out?"

"NO I mean...maybe?"

"Sorry but the only person I love is myself," said Schlock as Johnny boy ran away crying.

Snas Oonderteel was also there with his newfound bill Nye body pillow. "making my way downtown, walking fast and i'm homebound. staring blankly ahead, just making my way, making a way through the crowd," he sang. Someday he would meet the real Bill nye and they would get married. But suddenly Snas saw his sights on a sexy man with a cup for a head. He was red hot, and love was surely brewing when their eyes met.

Back at the Zura's Domain:

Anyway Rudolph got out her 3ds and decided to play pokeman son and moan.

"This is a fun game!" said she.

But eventually, she saw a character named Lillie.

"Wait a minute, that bitch just left my character and that cloud to die on the bridge THAT COWARD! Maybe she purposely tried to kill them! SHES A MANIPULATIVE BICH MURFERER!"

When playing the game, Rito spent the whole time obsessing over everything that Lillie did and interpreting her every action as evil.

"LOOK AT HER SCOWL ON HER FACR WHAT A PICE PF SHOT SHE IS SUCH A PISSY BICTCH!"

AFter finishing the game:

"That's it Lillie is the worst character IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE SHE IS SO EVIL WHAT A MONSTER!"

She was so furious that she decided to look at some artwork of Lillie.

She pulled up an image of Lillie.

"Look at that piece of shit. Look at that smug smile on her face. She thinks she's so great, doesn't she? Well Lillie is nothing. And everyone needs to know that. They live their lives not knowing how atrotious of a person she is, and I need to change that."

Ruto decided that she must leave a comment on this artwork, revealing the truth about Lillie.

Comment by Bluefishfishfish420:

Hi this is a sweet drawing and no offense but Lillie is the worst thing in the history of the universe and deserves to die a slow and painful death and here's why: Lillie is a coward. She left Nebby to die with the player. She is a sociopath. She happily watched as the bridge collapsed and almost sent the player to their death. Lillie is abusive. She treats her poor mother like shit for no reason. She stuffs poor little innocent Nebby into a bag, depriving it of happiness and food and a good life. And when Nebby can't fit in the bag anymore, she throws it in the trash. Lillie is homophobic. She bullies her brother Gladion for being gay. Lillie is a rapist. She drugged Hau and date raped him. Lillie is a whiny pussy. She constantly whines about her mother, is she fucking on her period or something? Calm the fuck down Lillie, you biatch. Lillie's outfit change represents the change in government for Germany to Nazism. She is literally Hitler. In concludion, Lillie fucking sucks and deserves to be abused.

Meanwhile:

Navi was at home on her phone, when she got a notification.

"Cool, my picture got a comment on DeviantArt! Let's see...what the fuck?"

She read a strange comment left on her picture. "This person can't be serious."

She decided to reply anyway.

Reply by HeyListen16: Is this a joke? Why are you getting so upset over a fucking video game character. Don't harass artists just because they like a character you don't.

But evilly crazy Ruuto didn't care.

"I must spread the truth aboot Lillie even more! I will comment on EVERY. SINGLE. PICTURE OF THAT THOT ON THE ENTIRE IMTETNET SO EVERY IGNORENT FOOL WILL KNOW!

And so, Ruto searches the web for every picture she could find and commented on each of them.

Comment: Yeah this image is good but Lillie is on it and she is a psycotic murderer cereal killer that needs to be tortured to death.

Comment: No offence to your drawing cause its cute but Lillie is a Satan-worshipping slut. She is unapologetic and never is thankful to Kukui for taking her in, instead making his life miserable. She is insane and has schizophrenia and tries to take her disorder out on everyone.

Comment: Hello this drawing is well drawn but it has Lillie who is a whiny biotchy asshole who needs to be beaten to death.

Comment: This image is nice but Lillie is a cunt that wants to overthrow alolas government and turn it into a communist dictatership. She is a bitc to everyone and is resposible for the deaths of millions.

Comment: This may be a nice picture, but it contans lillie Who is a pure evil abursive crybaby madman who tortures Nebby everyday by exploiding his clausetrofobia and sexually abusiving him.

Comment: Lillie is an unlikeable whale with a heart of coal. She literally tried to MURDER the player! What a bith, what kind of monster is she?

Comment: Cool pic but you might be forgetting how Lillie is a sosiopathic freak that conpletely ruined pokemon forever. She is the worst character ever and deserves to be hanged for her crimes.

WEEKS LATER:

King Zora just got back from a work job trip to Omaha. He was originaly gonna watch the newest episode of his facoite anime Sakurai's Nintendo Fanfiction, but he decided to check up on his tsunderplane daughter instead.

"Ruto r u in there?" said King Zora nocking on the door. "Are u there? Anyway im coming in."

King Zura opened up the door, only to be greeted by a horrific sight. It was so scary that the song Sayo-nara from ddlc started playing scarily with scare.

Ruto's room was a mess filled with Lillie merchandise that has been destroyed. There were plushes ripping into pieces, posters shredded, figures smashed with hammers, Ruto was hoarding hundreds of broken items with Lillie on them.

"Lillie Lillie Lillie I hate Lillie fuck Lillie Die Lillie," whispered Ruto like the madman she is.

"R-Ruto, what's going on?"

"Must comment on every post, everyone must know the truth."

Ruto looked pale, restless, and malnourished. She hadn't slept or eaten in weeks, as she spent this entire time commenting on pictures of Lillie and destroying merch of her.

"Seriously, Ruto? Why are you acting like this?"

The fishy finally noticed her father and turned her head.

"Don't you realize it, Dad? I've been enlittened! I now know that everything wrong with this world is because of Lillie."

"Who the fuck is Lillie?"

"You naive, ignorant thing. Lillie came from Pokemon Sun and Moon, but she is more than just a character. She is Hitler. She is Satan. Lillie is my white whale. I will not stop until everyone knows the truth about her."

"GOD DAMMIT RUTO WHY ARE YOU OBSESSING OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!"

"I am acting like this because I am the only person in this world with any sense! It is my most sacred duty to enknowledge all of the lesser beings of this dark truth before it is too late."

King Zora stormed out of the room in anger.

A few hours later:

Ruto has commented on millions of pictures already, but she has passed out from exhaustion. "L-Lillie...must die..." she murmured in her sleep.

Her father walks into The Room.

"This is all my fault. When I brought Ruto back from the dead, the alien technology must have messed with her brain. I have to fix this, and there is only one way."

He pulled out a pillow. "I am so sorry, Ruto," he said as he suffocated her.

And so Ruto died THE END

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't leave mean comments or you will die.

AN: This chapter really is inspired by a real asshole that has an extreme hatred for Zelda from Skyward Sword and leaves comments just like Ruto's on artworks. Please never do anything like this, if you ever do YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE TIM DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT?!111 Have you guys been watching the Winter Olympics? I always love to watch the Olympics, and my favorite winter sport to watch is figure skating. If you also like watching it, please tell me in the comments your favorite winter sport. A reservoir! (it's french for goodbye)