Chapter 73: Bon Voyage, Le Finale

AN: Well, guys? I think we had a good run with this story, but it feels like it's time for it to finally end. I'm sorry that this has to be the last chapter. Thank all of you so much for staying with this story for his whole time. I wish I didn't have to be around TIM this whole time.

Chapter Seaventytoo Recap!: Tito kitno dickman culb, Lonk presiedent and Salami and ready basbear and sheeeek and navi r there 2, reading dickman poems, there horrible, alliteration attack, iZombie apokélypse, gary comes play and stops the szombs becas its sad, SALAMI HUNG HERSELF, investigation, navi thinks its link, link tinks its navi, Freedy gets stabbed, secutity camaras, NAVI REALLY DID KILL THEM, She fites dem, Vatti saves the day once again, it isn't really navi is the ILLUHNIFNAITIUTI SHEIK WAS RITE ALL ALUNG, Navi dead, agent comments suicine, Shlmoerlock invutes Yoshi for some meme lunch, members of a team arrivu, and they r da antitinglingsensation!?

Chaptre beggin!

It was the having of the time once again.

It was a beautiful day. The birds sing, flowers bloom, your children should burn in hell.

But Link and Navi are few and all the other character people that exist in this literature know that the end is now but the end is here.

Meanwhile, Tingle's lover's man sat down in the dark and crimson stronghold of his death in his next deadly plan, but it was so very bad that he invented everything he faced. Innocent succulent, the weird blue man is sitting on his throne. The throne is extremely detailed, covered in blood and corpses when Tingle is mad. He wants this world burned up including you. Yes, Tingle wants you to die. This dark night is strange and wonderful, the most frightening night of terror that this world has ever seen. All types of footwear are made of leather and hang on the roof of the castle, representing the hatred in the hearts of both men and women.

"Who goes there!" exceomulated Tingle, wanting the to be good and the hungry day. Man watching him and the Tingle must have know why be watch.

"Well well Well is it isn't Tingle the mèrdik vajen."

"Haw dare thy speak the name of Tingle in vain!"

"Ah, you don't recognize me in this disgueesie! And you never will because YOU WILL NOW PERISH INSTANTLY TO YOUR DEATH! So long, lul!"

Tingle was strickened to seath and dead instant.

Who is this misteriapus evul villian? Find out in a few moments in this eventful finale!

Bloodshed was through OoT GEDDIT hyrule as almost everyone was dead in the attack. Enoby, Sara, Epona, Malon, Agitha, Linkle, they are all dead to dead. And this bad guy killed them all.

He even punched Canada so hard that is incinerated, killing everyone even Pit Pittoo and Trudeau in the best selling novel Pit saves Canadia.

"O No EVR1 IS DED NOW WHO WILL I KILL!" screamedlink.

Then the bad guy alpeatrd. "Bonjam, who r u bad guy?!"

"i am...snas undertale, ya fuck!"

"HGAASP it's Stan Thundersnail!"

"that's right bitches i am sons blunderfail and i was the true villain all along!" He shat a ghost ghost laser and blew up Lonk's bouse, killing the fairy know to us as Navi.

"YUR GONONW HAVE A MALO TIEMPO MOTHAGUCKER!" Sas made it nesquik and ahooted libk in his head now every one is dead.

THE END

Hey, everyone! Today I decided to do something new, as I am going to review all 50 US state flags! I hope you enjoy it!

Alabama: This flag is a bit plain, but isn't bad. I feel that a better flag could have been made, but it definitely isn't badly designed, and it's way better than most of the state flags.

Alaska: Now, this is a good flag! It's very simple, with the Big Dipper and Polaris on it, but I like it!

Arizona: This flag is also very good, one of the better US state flags. Excellent!

Arkansas: Now we're getting to one of the shitty ones. One of my biggest pet peeves for flags is when the name of the country/state/city/etc. is on the flag. If you took out where this flag says Arkansas, it wouldn't be a bad flag. But the name made it shit.

California: This flag is very iconic, mostly because of the clothes brand. Overall it's a good flag, but I still don't like the words on the flag. I suggest improving it by removing "California Republic" text, and it would be much more visually appealing.

Colorado: A very good flag, with a rather creative design based on the letter C.

Connecticut: What the fuck is this abomination? It is so painful to look at.

Delaware: WHY? How hard is it to make a good flag? You see, most US state flags are these disgusting flags that are literally just bedsheets with a seal.

Florida: My home state! But the flag still isn't very good, as it's just Alabama's flag with the state seal in the middle. There are worse flags in the country, but it still isn't good. PLEASE FIND FLORIDA A NEW FLAG I'M TIRED OF THIS ONE!

Georgia: This one isn't bad, and I kind of like it. But I would suggest removing the seal in the top right corner, and it would look much better. At least it's still better than Georgia's old flag, that one was fucking horrible.

Hawaii: This flag is very visually appealing. Fun fact, it is the only state flag that contains the Union Jack! I just like this flag.

Idaho: Fuck this flag.

Illinois: MY EYES THEY BURN! SOMEONE DESTROY THIS FLAG IMMEDIATELY!

Indiana: This flag was so close to being good. It has a nice design, but the creators JUST HAD TO put Indiana's name on the flag. Why? If a flag is good enough, you should be able to recognize it without having its name.

Iowa: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Kansas: Fucking disgusting.

Kentucky: No.

Louisiana: The birds are cute, but the flag sucks.

Maine: Stop.

Maryland: Prepare yourself for the best flag in the country. That's right, it's the ever so perfect flag of Maryland! I love it soooooo much! This is a flag that most people either love or hate, but I'm definitely in the love category. It's the only good thing about Maryland, AMIRITE?!

Massachusetts: We just saw the best flag, now here's a shit flag! Seriously, why?

Michigan: More shit.

Minnesota: Also bad.

Mississippi: This flag contains the Confederate battle flag, so no matter what the flag looks like, I can't promote it.

Missouri: Meh. It's not the worst, but it's not good either.

Montana: IT'S TIME TO STOP!

Nebraska: Why? It's literally just the state seal!

Nevada: Nooooooooooooooo.

New Hampshire: I'm running out of ways to insult these awful flags.

New Jersey: A horrible flag, fitting for New Jersey, AMIRITE!?

New Mexico: ¡Es muy bueno, me encanta! One of the best!

New York: Shit again.

North Carolina: Bad.

North Dakota: Worse, FITTING FOR NORTH DAKOTA HAHA Why would you ever go to North Dakota? South Dakota has so many things to see, but North Dakota really has nothing.

Ohio: GREAT! This is the only US state flag to not be rectangular! A very creative and visually appealing flag.

Oklahoma: Shit again.

Oregon: I wish this flag was Oregone GEDDIT?! I hate it.

Pennsylvania: Yet another bad one. Pennsylvania, more like Penisvagina haha (remember in Mishohn From God?)

Rhode Island: There are definitely worse flags, but I feel like it could be a lot better with a few changes. In fact, an older version of Rhode Island's flag was vastly superior to this, I think they should go back to it.

South Carolina: A simple but good flag! It has a nice design.

South Dakota: Shit horrible bad.

Tennessee: A very good flag!

Texas: A very recognizable flag. One of the best U.S. state flags due to its simplicity and recognizability (is that a word?).

Utah: No.

Vermont: Please burn it.

Virginia: Why does this exist?

Washington: It's literally just George Washington's face. Who thought this was a good idea?

West Virginia: Death.

Wisconsin: Deeeeeeaaaaaaath.

Wyoming: This flag is almost good, and I like the bison. But it would be much better if the seal was removed from the buffalo.

BONUS:

District of Columbia: One of the best flags in the country, I love it!

Puerto Rico: Ah, the 51st state. Although its flag is just Cuba's flag with the blue and red switched around, it's still a great flag!

Did I skip a state? Probably, but whatever. Thank you for reading my flag reviews! I hope you enjoyed it!

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce (laughtrack)

Haha funny meme do you like it guys?

Snas Undertale woke up in a pile of cocaine.

"what the fuck how high am i?"

AN: APRIL FOOLS I TRICKED YOU BITCH! You probably thought that this was really the finale BUT YOU WERE WRONG HAHA! How do you keep falling for this, I do it every year. Anyway, I hope someone plays a trick on Tim where they put a landmine(craft hahaha geddit?!) into his house. This story isn't really ending, so enjoy what is to come later in the future ages of later days. LAYUTER GULYS!