Chapter 74: Dear Theodosia
AN: Hey, everyone! Why do I keep waiting so long to update my story? It's probably TIM's fault! Anyway, I have a short but VERY CRUCIAL chapter that will change how you see the world! It's gonna be legend...wait for it...
Chapter Seavendythrii Recap!: Te emd is hear, Tingle in the House, some one comes, in, stranger kills Tonga, peoplearedyingeverywhere, people, are, dying, everywhere, even pit and the gang are DEAD, the baddie is SOUNS UNDER, he kills lonk and navitoblerone, the ned, review of all 50 state flags, most of them really suck, Number 15 Rey de Hamburguesa foot letus haha funni meem, Stands wakes up with conain, and APRIL FOODS IT ISTN REALLY THE ENDOR!
Chaptre beggin!
"Good, my fanfric that I wrote is, like totally done!" said Zelda. Isn't she dead? Maybe this is one of the other Zelda's.
West Bank
An Palesrael fanfic.
Summary: Israel and Palestine have always hated each other, but one drunk night happens to forever change their views.
Ships: Israel/Palestine, Saudi Arabia/Portugal, Jordan/Alaska, Yemen/Fiji, Bolivia/Bangladesh, South Sudan/Slovenia, United Arab Emirates/A washing machine, Quebec/The Eiffel Tower, Japan/Ryuko Matoi, America/Guy Fieri...
"Ha, this fanfic is like totally gonna be the like totes best fanfic in the world, like omg I can't even! LOL!"
But suddenly Link walked bi! "Ono it's dat bitch Zoldo die!"
Link stabbed Zelda as blood and death splattered everywhere and Zelda could feel being stabbed.
"Wait no im not evil Zelda I'm just a random Zoldo!"
"Whoopsies!" YelleD Lkiknl.
"L-Link," said Zelda as she was dying, "Before I die, please post my sexy Palestine/Israel fanfic so that the world can see what I've worked so hard on."
"Haha hard on," said Link, pulling out a gun and shooting Zelda's laptop. "Whoopsydaisys!"
And Zelda deid sad knowing her only legacy was destroyed.
It's sad, so sad, so sad. IT'S A SAD, SAD SITUATION!
Anyway, Lonk went back home to work on his important mission of jacking the government to reveal its coruption! He will avennge poor Zelda who's death the gov was responsible for.
Later:
Hey Lucas sweetie," said Pittoo. "Hm? What's that you're drawing?"
"I'm making a map!" declared Lucas.
"A map? But that looks like..." Pittoo looked closer only to see a message on the map that said, You need to let me go. The accident wasn't your fault.
Pittoo looked up and Lucas was gone.
THE END!11
Credits:
Directed by Link
Produced by Link
Edited by Link
Music Director: Link
Lighting: None
Hair and Makeup: None
Catering: Link
Locations: Link
Everyone applause for the movie but only because link had bombs strapped to them.
"How did u leek it Navi?" asked Link hokding the detonator.
"It was so amazing that I'm at a loss for words," lied Navi.
"Haha loss!"
By the way, Pit Saves Canada is now complete! If you haven't already read it, you should check it out!
Meanshile,
El Tingling Sensation could sans that el anti-Tingling Sensation was going dos attack muy pronto.
"Yo, listen up, bitches!" yelled Nico Yakuza. "Nico, the number one idol in the universe, has a new song to sing while we kill the Anti-Tingling Sensation!"
"No one gives a shit," said Ben the fucking edgelord, AKA Mewtwo 2.
Speaking of Mewtwo, he and Enoby are teamworking together to stop the preps. But their friends Akko and Edgysnas are both dead, as Ack had a cocaine ovewdose and edge Snooze ovedossed on multivitamins.
But let's get back to them later! What is Nico going to sing? It's a brand new song called "Fuck you, I'm Nico Nico Nii!"
Song Stwrt!
"Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm Nico Nico Nii!
I'll kill any fucker that tries to mess with me!
Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm Nico Nico Nii!
I am gonna kill you, bitch! Don't you mess with me!
Ima fucking chop you down like a Nico Nico tree!
Bitch, you gonna feel my sting! Nico Nico bee!
I will jump on you and bite you! Nico Nico flea!
Stab you 2.718 times! Nico Nico e!
Make you watch shitty tv shows! Nico Nico Glee!
I'll win in any Nintendo game! Nico Nico Wii!
Make you pay me lots of money! Nico Nico fee!
Bury you under some mattresses! Nico Nico pea!
You will beg for mercy! Nico Nico plea!
Throw you into the ocean! Nico Nico sea!
All this violence is gonna make me Nico Nico pre!
You'll surrender during our battle! Nico Nico Lee!
Push you down a snowy mountain! Nico Nico ski!
Bitch, you are never ever gonna be Nico Nico free!
Throw you into the harbor! Nico Nico tea!
If beating you's the lock I've got the Nico Nico key!
I've got something great for you, suck my Nico Nico D!"
This kept going for a very, very long time. Luckily, it's the best song ever and you would love to listen to it for so long, right?
MWETOW AND NEBOY NOW:
Newkriwo and Endivoy were tipically esging aroomd as usuual, when someuno cocked on the door! Mr Kitten Pants aka mew2 used the force dos abrir el puerta rico, but behind it was someone whom looked very much like mr kitten pants!
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Im u but stronger!"
"Wtf," said Enoby, "theirs 2 off u? One shitty furry bich is enouf, I dont need a fucking other 1!1"
"I don't know who this piece of shit even is and why he looks like me!"
"How dare you call me that i am Mewthree the superior being!"
"fuk off prep!" shat enoby
"Shut up or I EXPLODE YOUR HEAD"
And so the all fight and it is a touh fite. Mewthree used psicock and mewtwo used hippo beem and enoby used nife.
"You have best me now but i will be back and win later" said Mewthree
Meanwhile, Zelda (another one) was writing something on her computadora portatíl. "Like, this essay is totes the bestest essay in like the whole world! It's like so totes cray cray!"
Anime and manga are very popular and often high quality forms of entertainment that can give the viewer some insight into their lives. Despite their importance and quality, a common complaint about the genre is its lack of progressiveness. However, one anime and manga series may change this forever: Pop Team Epic. This series contains deep feminist symbolism, combating the norms in such a male-dominated society. The protagonists, Popuko and Pipimi, are two women with unspeakable power, hinted at being more than human. Their abilities represent the often ignored importance of women to the rest of the world, and their conflicts with usually male antagonists symbolize the struggles women face. Popuko and Pipimi always face the incoming threats bravely and fiercely, obtaining victory without breaking a sweat. The creator of Pop Team Epic hopes that this work can combat societal standards upon females and make the world a better place.
To begin with...
"Hay its Zelsa again die!" sed Link shouting klzedlja to dead.
AN: dary! I told you this chapter was going to be muy importante! There has been a lot of space between chapters recently, but next chapter will be out rather soon, and it will be the 3o Cinco de Mayo Especial! (I'm pretty sure the correct way to put it is 3o Especial de Cinco de Mayo, but whatever) Maybe someday will be the special for my favorite holiday, Tim's death day! And as I said, check oot (Geddit like Canada?!) le finale au Pit Saves Canada! Arigato! (That's spanish for goodbye)