Chapter 77: Termina Cancer

AN: I'm finally back! I'm so sorry for waiting so long to write a second chapter, since I literally haven't written on the story since last summer! I lost the motivation to write for a while, but I think it's back now! I'll try to continue writing without leaving such long gaps between chapters. I'm in my second semester of college now! My life has changed a lot since last year, but I hope I can still write this story and make all of you laugh! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Chapter Seavendysex Recap!: lonk is evil, lonk ask Linkel 4 help, he play baldy basic, Navi and link die, tingle hears aboot attac by antitingkingsensation from snas, yoshy and antitinglainfssentation show up, snas dies, evry1 say there names, they decide to place baskeball, welcome to the jam, they get ready, Kirby is in a fite, happy mac salesman trades Kirby maglor for leaks and codes and shit, hapy salesman is in disguise, sport time, kotaku and kuomeme are the announce, crazy basketgame start and it is crazy, super cool wow exiting, it close game, coaches join te game, they get abzamddiosion points and it super close, Tingle use siperspeed and win point, stadium explode, tingle win and Yosh sad.

Chaptre beggin!

HOSPITAL TIME:

In the hospital it was a sad day because people were dying.

One person that was dyijng was Ankle, Tonge's brother. Tingle was visiting him at l'hopital because Ankel had a whoreible acident and was aboot to due.

"Cough cough tingle i dont feel so good" said Ankle like that one spider dude.

"What's wrong, Ankle?"

"Im dyying tingle cough coigh"

"You don't seem too happy, Ankle," said Tingle.

"That's because I'm literally dying."

"I know how to cheer you up! With a story!"

"Oh boy," said Ankle sarcastically as he coughed up blood.

"This is a true story about a great superhero in the world of Termina!"

STOREY BEGGIN!

ONE DAY IN HYRULE it was not a day in hyrule it was termina wicht is a alternative dimension that exists in game.

Termini was created by the to be other worold and almost evry1 their looks like hyrool person.

MEMEWHILE:

In the lando of terminal 7, a skull kid named skull kid was. He was once taken by a majora pain in the mask haha lol

But the he turned good after link came to termiboo and killed the mask with the pwer of the first dainty mask.

But those days were long gone. Skull Kid was tired of being a troublemaker. He was tired of causing problems for everyone. He was tired of being weak. So he traveled the world searching for the meaning of life.

He eventually found it: the act of helping people made his life worth it.

One day, he saved a man from being robbed at gunpoint. The feeling of saving someone was exhilarating. Skull Kid realized that his purpose was to help people, and Termina was the best place for this.

Clock Town was filled with crime and violence, and he couldn't just stand by and let it happen! Now, Skull Kid was more than a kid. He was a hero. He was...Skull Man!

Alongside his sidekick Kafei, known by the hero name Pika, he would fight to make Clock Town a better place!

*the logo for a show comes on and says the title, Skull Man*

IN THE SKULL CAVE:

Kafei was once a regular boy that grew up into a regular man but turned back into a regular boy again from some Majora's Mask shit. His wife Anju was also arrested for being married to a child.

Skull Kid found Kafei on the streets and adopted him, training him to be his sidekick, Pika.

Right now Café was watching a Utube vidyo online!

"Whattup homies its ya boi, Link da hero of time! Last time an my vlog i pissed on a dead squirrel like a boss! Todai im gonna do some shit so kool your dicks will explode lol rofl."

Link was on the screen, wearing a forkknife shirt and neon sunglasses.

"Be sure to dab on that like button and subscribe or youll get yeeted thanos style boiiiiiii!"

Link suddenly started doing the Gangnam Style dance but called Thanos Style.

"Now, i just got this cool shit, even cooler than when i troll feminist sjws with a gun lmao! I just boght these glasses that will let mii me see color 4 da first time, yeet! Im colorblind an i never see colors befor, what even is a color? Only 1 way 2 find out yolo!" Link put on the glasses after dabbing.

"Oh oh my god w-what? What is this? I-i-is this what c-colors look like? I...oh my god this is so bueourtiful i cant even..." Link spilled some water on his face to look like tears and started "sobbing."

"The trees...the sky...its perfect! This is the greatest moment of my life!" Then Link pulled out a water bottle and flipped it and did the Fort Night dance. Then he kicked the water bottle away as it hit a random kid in the face.

"Trolololol this kid got trolled ebic style like a feminazi, dicks out 4 harambe! Problem? I do not always troll feminists, but when i do, I do it EBIC like Chuck norris! The only thang that could make dis shit better is if i...DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!"

The Harlem Shake came on and Link started twerking.

"Alright you mofos i hope you liked dis thanos video thanos video! Stay tuned 4 next vid where I go to a cemetery with this shovel! I hope I don't find a dead body, wink wink! Don't worry, I'll bring some condoms for if i do, lol! Remember 2 subscribe and eat your tide pods bois, yeet!"

The video ended with the song Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape as the credits showed, made in Windows Movie Maker and looking like something out of a 2008 lyric video.

Anyway, the video (luckily) ended. If only I could say the same for this chapter haha.

BUT THE. AN ALERM WENT OF IN THE SKULL CAVE!

"Pika, come out here!" yelled Skull Kid in his deep and edgy Skull Man voice. "There's an emergency!"

"IM BUSY WATCHING LONKS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!"

"PIKA THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PEOPLE ARE DYING AND WE NEED TO HELP THEM NOW COME OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!"

"WHATEVER YOU ARENT EVEN MY REAL DAD!" Kafie came anyway and they got into the SkullMobile to stop crime.

MEANWHILE IN THE STEVE MINECRAFT CAFE:

Shaquille O'Neil and Cappy were drinking some tea at the Minecraft café.

"Hey, look!" Cappy yelled to Shaq. "There's that world famous pecan I was telling you about earlier!"

A large pecan was inside a glass case with a gold plate reading "World's Largest Pecan!"

"What did you say? It's too loud in here for me to hear what you said!" exclaimed Shaquille O'Neil.

"Yeah, it is bloody loud in this place. I was trying to tell you about that humongous nut over there!"

He turned around to see what was behind him. "I don't see anything strange behind me."

"You don't see the nut? It's right there!"

"I still can't hear you. What am I looking for?"

"Bollocks! You're looking for the nut!"

"The what?"

"The nut! The one I told you about earlier today!"

"What?"

"The nut! It's the nut, Shaq!"

I'm sorry.

Suddenly, the cafe explode and everyone die. It was an emergence! Luckily, Skull Man and Pika were here!

"Look its Snas undeetal" said someone who was stick under some rumble.

"I am not snas indrrtakls, I'm Skull Man!"

"watever snas just save me!" And so he save.

"What seems to be the problem," said skull kid edgily.

"A bomb blew up and killed us" said a dead dude that the bomb killed and turned into aghast.

"What kind of monster would've done this?" edged Skull kid.

"I dont fuckin know," said Kafie. He wasnt paying attention to Skullman and was instead playing a lot of hentai games like Huniepop and Fire Emblem.

"You fools, it was me that blew the building up!"

"Who said that!" edgily yelled Skull Man!

It was...

You're never gonna guess who did it!

It was...a huge twist!

It was...SONICHU?!

"That's right, fuckers!"

This is insane, Sonichu would never do this because he is a hero!

But this wasn't regular Sonichu, because he was taken over by the Venim simbiote!

Previousry, Venum attacked CWCville and killed everyone except 4 sonichu who he possessed and turned evil.

Now Venoom Sonichu and Skull Man and Kaffoi must fight!

First sonichu shooted lightning but Skull man uses his skull shield to block it. Them Skull man throw a bonerang at sonichu and it hit him and Pika (who is Kafka if you remember form earlier in da chaptar) hit him with A pole.

Then he punch him a lot and win! The Vinom simbiot disappear and Sonichu was back to normal!

"I'm back to normal!" Yelled sonichu.

But then Kafai SHOT SONICHU TO DEATH WITH A GUN! Now Sonichu will never zap to the extreme again because he is dead.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" edgily screamed Skill Kid with anger.

"I killed him becos hes criminal scum and deserves to die! I'm tired of your strickt pussy rules on not killing people when killing is way more fun and cooler!"

"I thought I raised you to be a better sidekick than this, Pika!" Skull kid cried with edgy tears.

"Well I'm not yor sidekick now! I have evolved past being Pika! I will now be known as...Raichu! I will now kill all criminal scum!"

"Hey guys it's me Saria I'm back from the dead!" said Saria.

"DIE YOU LOLICON PIECE OF SHIT!" screamed Kafei, roundhouse kicking Saria in the back and shattering her spinal cord to death.

"WHY DID YOU KILL THAT LITTLE GIRL?!" yelled Skull kid in horror.

"Because she is a criminal! I can tell becos she is a loli and lolis are evul!"

And so Kafei went on a killing spree and Skull kid is sad.

THE END!

"So, how did you like the story?" asked Tingle.

Ankles eyes were closed.

"Aww, he fell asleep! How cute! Actually, never mind, he's dead." Tingle wasn't sad though because he was the one who poisoned him!

But he wasn't poisoned him with regular poison! It was skin burning poisin that will burn iff your skin!

Ankles skin burned off and only his skeleton was left! And that skeleton was...SNASPDJDO UNDERTALFJIDLWFKEKS! That's right! Ankle is Sans!

Not only that, but remember Tingle's other brother Knuckle? Well...he is actually PAPYRUS!11111

That's right! Ankle is Sans and Knuckle is Papyrus and Tingle is their brother!

WHAT A TWIST! THIS IS SOME REAL DARK YAGAMI SHIT RIGHT HERE!

Meanwhile in Scotland

Actually I don't feel like adding another scene THE END!

AN: And that's it for today's chapter! I hope you've been enjoying my stories! And I would like to thank all of you for staying with this story for all of this time! Stay tuned for next chapter! Unles ur Tim den dye!