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Chapter 3 (Interlude): Horror Timeline
The Legend of Zelda (Animated Series)
Ultimate blazer was writing hard while drinking coffee. On both sides of his chair were two young hylians with expressions of hope and emotion contained in their faces. Ultimate blazer stopped writing and looked annoyed at the two hylians.
"Can you leave me alone for a while?" He asked irritated the young hylians. "I still have to write Twilight princess and Four Swords Adventures to finish the Child timeline."
"Well, finish it," Link replied calmly.
"With you two all the time on top of me is impossible," he replied angrily.
"Eeeeeeeexcuse me, Mr. Author!" Link exclaimed indignantly. Zelda rolled her eyes and had to suppress her desire to hit him when she heard him say that phrase.
"Sorry, but we have been waiting hours for information of the utmost importance," said Zelda in a more conciliatory tone.
"I know, but you forget that I also have my own life, I can't always be fulfilling the wishes of others," Ultimate blazer replied.
"At least tell us if you have decided or not with what we ask," Link suggested.
"Okay," said Ultimate Blazer. He rubbed his forehead and set his coffee cup on the table. "I've been thinking about it a lot, but I think there are stories from The Legend of Zelda that I'd rather not have to write about. For example, yours. Does that answer your doubts and questions?
"H-h-h-how?!" Link said very indignantly. "But why?! If I'm the best Link ever created! It's not fair that you don't write about me and my epic romance with Zelda."
"What romance?" Zelda asked with a frown.
"Zelda, stop pretending," Link advised using a condescending tone. "We all know you're crazy about me."
"Keep dreaming, handsome," she snapped.
"Do you think I'm handsome?" Link asked hopefully. "I knew it!"
"Don't get your hopes up, it was just a way of speaking!" Zelda exclaimed without being able to hide her blush.
"Yes, yes, of course, whatever you say," Link said with a mischievous smile on his face.
Zelda coughed and looked away quickly.
"Let's focus on the issue that concerns us," Zelda said very seriously. "Mr. Ultimate blazer, why don't you want to write anything about us?"
"I don't like the animated series, it's very bad," complained the author. "Besides that Link doesn't do much honour to his other incarnations."
"Eeeeeeeexcuse me, Mr. Author! I didn't know you were also a professional critic," Link said, losing his temper.
"No need to be critic, to know that this series is a shame for everything that represents The Legend of Zelda," replied the author annoyed.
He and Link looked at each other in anger. Both seemed more than willing to throw at each other. Luckily Zelda, the only intelligent of those present, thought of something to calm the tense situation.
"Is our series worse than the Zelda saga for CD-i?" Zelda asked, as she held Link to prevent her from attacking the author.
"... Ok, there you got me," Ultimate blazer acknowledged regretfully. "Why did you have to mention that abomination?! That thing doesn't exist for the true fans of The Legend of Zelda. Also, thanks to the Goddesses it isn't canon, just like your series."
"And like Hyrule Warriors, and you're still thinking about including it in your story," Zelda said in an accusing tone.
"Is that true?" Link asked, getting even angrier.
"Well ... The Legend of Zelda has many multiverses and timelines," the author clarified in an attempt to justify himself. "There may well be, without any problem, an unknown timeline in which the events of Hyrule Warriors happen. Therefore I find myself in the moral obligation to include it in my story."
"That same logic can also be applied with our animated series," said Zelda without giving up.
"Well said, my little butterfly!" Link exclaimed.
"You shut up and let the adults talk," Zelda scolded. Then she directed his fierce gaze against the author. "Well?"
"OK... The reason I am not going to write about you is because I don't want to and that's it" he reluctantly admitted.
"Tch, well, I don't know why," said Zelda in a sad voice. "My series wasn't so bad. I knew how to defend myself and take care of myself! Unlike others Zelda..."
"Surely, you were the only good thing that series had," Ultimate blazer said.
"Ju, ju, ju, Indeed," Link said, smiling like a pervert.
"Ugh ... I don't know how I can be in love with someone like you," said Zelda sighing.
"W-wait, what?!" Link asked very surprised with that revelation.
"I didn't say anything!" Zelda exclaimed very embarrassed.
"Yeah, suuuuuure" Link said as he winked.
"..."
"Kiss me princess!" Exclaimed the Hero of Hyrule in a passionate outburst.
"W-what? No! We are not alone, do you have no shame?
"Eeeeeexc-!"
Zelda quickly put a hand on his mouth preventing him from continuing to speak.
"Finish that sentence and I swear I will not speak to you again in the rest of my life."
"..."
"Good boy."
Ultimate blazer decided to intervene after taking a long breath.
"Don't be sad, even if I don't write a story about your relationship, at least you get something in this fic, unlike the Link and Zelda of CD-i."
"In those games I am the one who rescues Link and my father. Is a shame that those games are so bad," said Zelda very disappointed. "I was a badass."
"Don't worry so much. In Hyrule Warriors and in Breath of the Wild you are a badass too, although in different ways," the Ultimate blazer encouraged. "Hopefully in the next game or anime you will still be."
"Thank you. I hope so too," Zelda said with a smile.
"Well princess, are you going to kiss me or not?" Link asked again.
"Aaaargh!"
Link: The Faces of Evil/Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon/Zelda's Adventure
"I have the feeling that someone has been talking badly about us," Link said thoughtfully.
"There is always someone talking badly about us, Link," said Zelda.
"Bah! Forget those ignorant haters. They wouldn't know how to recognize something of great quality even if they had it," King Harkinian said. "Link, let's go on adventures!"
"Hell yeah!" Link exclaimed very cheerfully.
"And leave the kingdom without his king and his hero?" The old Impa asked.
"It wouldn't be the first time," Link and the king replied.
"True, but at least take the Triforce with you," Impa suggested.
"Are we really going to leave the kingdom without its king, its hero and the Triforce?" Zelda asked very worried.
"It wouldn't be the first time," Link, the king and Impa replied.
"It's fine, but I think I'll go with you because otherwise I have to go rescue you."
"After this adventure I will ask the king for your hand, princess," Link said suddenly.
"S-seriously?" Zelda asked, blushing.
"Of course!"
"And you aren't going to go through the courtship phase before?" Impa asked curiously.
"Why waste our time?" Link said with a shrug.
"My daughter, married to my favourite warrior?" Said the king thoughtfully. "Wonderful!"
"But we have to see how our marriage affects Hyrule," Zelda said worriedly. "Link is a hero of plebeian descent, the other nobles will not be very happy. In addition to the political, social, economic implications"
"Zelda, my daughter, don't be such a spoiler," her father said. "None of that matters! You will marry Link and my word is law!"
"Yeaiiiih!" Link exclaimed very happy.