Red vs Blue: The Myotismon Crisis

by LordDeadwing

Everything has gone wrong. The digidestined have lost, they and their partners are seperated and imprisoned, Myotismon has the crests and digivices, and the only chance the digidestined have left is a group of idiots from the future who stand around and talk all the time. (AU RvB Season 15 and Digimon Adventure)

7. PSA 1: Caboose

PSA 1: Caboose's Guide to Time Travel

Hello, my name is Caboose and today I want to talk to you about time travel. You see, 'timeline' is wrong. Time isn't made of lines, it is made of circles and that is why clocks are round. You might be thinking, what is time travel? Well, time travel is like a road trip, but through time. If you plan to travel time, you need to make sure you have three things. First, you need sandwiches, as many as you can pack. Food is very important for time travel as you might go to a time where food didn't exist and people lived by eating the air, also with time travel, your food (you're taking sandwiches right? Sandwiches are neat) will never go bad, and you can eat anytime. Second, you need a time machine. Sad to say but time travel is impossible without a time machine. Once you have your time machine, you can go anywhere and any time. Last, you will need your friends, because time travel wouldn't be fun without your friends. Now that you have what you need, you're probably wondering "Where am I going?" well that's up to you. I personally prefer to hit the time machine's shuffle button and go whenever, it gets really interesting that way. If you go to the past, you have to try their salt water taffy, it is great. If you're going to the present, go to this Home Depot restaurant (what a funny name, maybe it's Italian) and eat the cotton candy there. If you go to the future, try whatever they have as food (laser beams maybe, that would have to be a cool plate or bowl for them to be held on/in). Now that you've successfully time traveled and gotten lunch, you need to figure out what to do. Maybe you could: save someone's life, or start a fixed-interest savings account, or claim an idea for something that was invented by someone else while they were still too poor to patent it (you can learn more about patents on my Basebook page by linking up with the Simmons'-net), or you could help some heroes get free from an evil computer robot churro thingy dressed as a vampire and help them and their adorable partners win a fight, or you could just give yourself more time for family and friends. Because in the end, aren't they the most important thing there is?"

PSA 1 is done, there will be at least two more PSA's in this fanfic I hope you enjoyed this one. Next time, we return to the story as the Reds, Blues, Reporters, and Digimon prepare to return to the past, however, before they go, someone is still looking for Tucker. Next time: Chapter 6: Chorus 1, Tucker 0.