The Battle Rags Rage Is On!
"Remy," bellows Rogue! "Get your damn mindless Cajon ass in here, right now‼"
Coming as quickly as he could! He soon wished he hadn't! That infuriated look, told him, that he was in very deep swamp mud! She was in her green housecoat, which she hardly ever used unless she had changed out of her uniform and she was going to take a shower or a bath, as she wore pajamas, to bed, for obvious reasons. Well, for whatever reason despite why Rogue was wearing her housecoat, she was looking very enraged at him. Fear coursed throughout his system. "Oui, chère?"
"Don't ya dare, oui chère, me!" Rogue knew it was him, it was always him! So she got right to the point, not having the patience for this, especially with a full bladder, that needed attending to, and bad cramps to go with it! "Did ya leave the toilet seat up?! Again?!" Pointing to the offending object of her wrath! A toilet, she uses, left, in the upright, position! The men, they all knew it, the rule, of not leaving the toilet seat up, in a bathroom, after using it, as a courtesy, for the next user, especially if it is a female one, but some, men, never seemed to get it! Barring the odd accident of forgetting that, and that should be a rare once in a blue moon occurrence. So, there should be no excuses, at all for that; it was the rule, and plain rudeness, and laziness, to not put it down.
Putting the seat and or lid down with it, that should be something their mothers and or father's taught them how to do, at the potty training stage, or at the very least, something they quickly picked up and or learned to do, out of respect. It seems someone did not get that, yet, and therefore he was plainly being very disrespectful of her and the privilege she let him have, and yes, it was just that, a privilege. The way their rooms were set up, there were bathrooms set for every 3 to 4 rooms, and Remy's room, kind of fell closer to the bathroom further down the hallway. So Rogue let him have use of that one because it was closer than the one he probably should be using way down the hallway, provided he kept the bathroom rule. But he should be using the one way down the hallway, instead of using the bathroom she uses near her bedroom. It was all because Rogue considered Remy more than a friend; they, being an unofficial couple. So she because of that let him use the bathroom she always uses by her room.
But now, this was it, the last time she ever wanted to see it from him, unless it was purely by accident, and it wasn't, because this happened, usually 4 or more times a month, at least. But also, it wasn't just she, who had come across this disrespectful rule-breaking, no, far worse, a few of the other ladies, nearly had, close calls. She had even got wind from Jean that an undisclosed man, at night yet, he nearly, or did, fall in, or at least sat on the rim, to know that it wasn't any sort of accident! It turns out, aside from one, the bathroom rule was being followed, by all the X-Men, so it seems. It wasn't ever asked of them to do so, but as it seemed, some men did chose to sit pee or were just doing it at night at least, for whatever the reason. None of her business, why, - she had her guesses, both to the victim as well as why they did sit to pee - had also fallen victim a time or two, as well. To the potty perpetrator, rule-breaker‼
Just 3 days ago, it happened, and Jean too had nearly fallen victim to it too! So in her just anger tracked down the perpetrator to all of the leaving the seat up crimes! Letting her know that was always Gambit, and he was not just forgetful, but in that, he didn't care or see the point. How hard was it for her or any lady to see the seat up and put it down? After all, he had to put it up to pee, so why couldn't she or they put it down when they needed to pee? So he was being very disrespectful and very stupid, and egotistical to her, and all the other ladies at the Xavier School, and the others who sit to pee, or at least do that at night‼ Rogue because of this, rule-breaking, especially since it was the bathroom she uses most of all, was more than happy to deal with Remy, very harshly, she told Jean, the very next time it does happen, and she knew it would soon happen again, it always happens‼ So, despite all the pain, she was in, of a full bladder, and far worse, the menstrual cramps, oddly, made her very happy to get to deal with it, with an extra bit of just furry! This unluckily for Remy had happened to be today! She could full-on have it out with him today, on her rags, and fully get away with it, all the anger, and any extra bit of pain, she would undoubtedly get to cause him!
No excuses for this at all, since it had been a long time, now, since that rule was put into place, and as such, most new men to the team got that rule very quickly and put not only the seat down but the lid as well! But guess what, Remy knew that rule, and had been on the team for how many years now, hmmm? So he had absolutely no excuses, at all, whatsoever, for this blatant disrespectful rule-breaking at all; and today was the day that ended all that, leaving the seat up business! Rogue was in a very bad mood as it is, hence also why she was in her housecoat. Namely, because her PJ's were bloodstained, and she because of that, needed a bath. Because of her quite unexpected period, having to wake up to it, to an unexpected early menstrual cycle, by way of discovery of her bloodstained sheets and PJ's. As such, adding the PMS, and cramps, and Gambit was going to learn the hard way to never leave the seat up but to always put it and or the lid down‼! Never, ever, leave the seat up, in the bathroom, ever!
Take your pick, what would you rather accidentally sit down on? Would you rather sit-down on the closed lid of the toilet seat, sit on the nasty rim of the toilet seat, or far worse, into the cold and dirty, possibly used as in peed in and left unflushed water? But that was a whole other firestorm there. So it just so happened, this time, unfortunately for Remy, what he did or rather neglected to do, had fallen on the wrong time of the month‼! So Rogue rightly let him have it in full just rags rage‼
The big thing is, out of the kindness and love in her heart for her Cajon man, she, let him, use that bathroom, to make it easier on him, to get back to sleep, and yes, it was an actual bathroom. That was the big issue here, the rule sated 'bathrooms', as in having a toilet, a bathtub, and or shower, or a shower tub combo, inside them, had to have the toilet seat and or lid put down after you have finished using them. That is the rule, and it was an all-inclusive rule as it didn't matter your gender that was the rule, for all of them. So by all technicality, being the impolite cretin he is, if he didn't want to put the seat back down, and or he was just plain forgetful, or neglectful, then, he should always be trekking off to go use one of the restrooms, in this case, the men's restroom at the very end of the sleeping quarters (think your normal school with urinals and toilet stalls in the restrooms) way down the hallway near the stairs and elevator. That rule did not apply there, as that was an actual men's restroom, with 3 urinals and 3 toilet stalls in them, the ladies had an 8 toilet stall restroom to use. The common area bathrooms, and sleeping quarters ones, however, any and everyone uses; were the issue here, as that rule strictly applied to the; bathrooms, as in, the room that you actually bathe in, not just relieved yourself in. As this became the issue, for the ladies, and the males who sit to pee or who do it in secret or just do that at night. As it was at the time that the Professor although he could sit from his hover wheelchair and pee right into the toilet, still found it much easier on him, and frankly, fewer chances of accidents, to just sit down on the toilet, you know, given his wheelchair-bound lifestyle. So, the new toilet seat rule; was put down! Even Henry, aka Beast, or Hank, wanted the lid, and not just the seat put down, after each use, to reduce the spread of harmful bacteria after each flush, just loved this new rule. Scott was gun-ho, for the rule too, for the polite respectfulness, that they should all be showing for their fellow female teammates, or rather the lack of it.
It was an issue; men should be respectful of women if they wanted respect in return. Ladies had it harder in the bathrooms as it is, longer lines, taking longer as they could not pee as efficiently as men could, so men should not make it harder on them. The new rule was firmly in place, because of that. It also leveled the playing field; if it was insisted on that, the lid to the toilet also goes down, along with the seat, after use. That way, no hard feelings, as the ladies too had to still deal with the toilet seat but in a different way. This was more acceptable to have to lift the lid up rather than having to put the seat part down. So, that was the deal. So as long as the lid or at the very least the seat was down, he could use it. Rogue because of this, let Remy have that privilege, to use that bathroom, which was about to be revoked if he didn't smarten up! This was his last chance to make it up and make it right! Thee last time, unless she knew it was an accident!
"Uh…" How many times had he been warned, and threatened, to never leave the toilet seat up, ever! Guilty as charged, it was him; it flooded back to him in an instant. He was so tired this morning, or rather, the middle of the night when he got up and used it. He had plumb forgotten to put it down. Hell, half, make that more than half the time he did it he didn't care, and that became the real issue as he should care, a whole lot! God forbid if Rogue had fallen in! Thankfully, Rogue only walked in and she saw it, in the up position, which had saved him, but just scarcely, because if Rogue had fallen in, Gambit knew, he would be toast this morning, not just hearing another loud earful! But that look she was sporting, told him, he was very close to being burnt, as if she had fallen in! He gulped that lump of fear down and tried to put on his most charming apologetic face. Maybe he could blame Scott, or better yet Logan, yeah, Logan, yes Logan. After all, Scott would never dare do that, that was an obvious lie, but Logan could have done it, and best of all, he could take on Rogue, and whatever she was about to dish out to him, he rightly deserved! But before he could try to lie his way out of this, disaster, he was picked up. He was so startled by Rogue's ferocity, that Gambit felt, to his horror, a small squirt of pee come out, and said squirt, was enough to cause warm drips to go right down both legs of his boxers as Rogue brought him right up to her eye level! Correction, he was not only burnt, but also, charred, and then ground, make that pulverized, right into a finely powdered state‼
"Ah know it, what ya are thinking, so don't ya dare try ta lie ta me and try ta pin the blame on someone else, or else‼ Ah, know, it was you‼ It's always you‼ How many times do Ah have ta tell your stupid emptyheaded swamp brain, ta put the damn toilet seat back, and for that matter, the lid with it, down, after ya are done using it?!" Rogue had been shaking Remy, up to this point, and had only stopped now, when she continued to yell at him more, telling him, in a harsh warning, she had meant it, she would do this to him! "Ah mean it this time‼ If ya dare leave it up one more time, Ah will see to it, ya never have to worry about ever forgetting that rule‼ Ever again‼ Ah, will, personally, see to it," making a fist, in a slow crushing gesture, as Rogue closed it, and moved it closer, to his crotch, and then a very sudden tearing back motion right after! Remy knew, and she said it too, that she had really meant it this time, as Remy's eyes followed Rogue's every movement that she had made, and he felt it happening again, more dampening warm urine trickle falling inside of his drawers! "That ya will never ever use it standing up, ever again‼ Do Ah make mahself perfectly clear?!"
He had really wished he had gotten up before her times two, this morning. One, to see he had left it up and remedy the problem, to save himself from this disaster. The second was obvious, so he had an empty bladder. But then again, even then, he was sure his bowels would be the ones betraying him then, not his bladder! As another bigger spurt came out, soaking his undershorts, as more urine trickled on down and soaked up inside his black pants, as he gulped hard! He could easily deal with Magneto, and even Apocalypse, without even breaking a sweat. But there was just something about Rogue, on her monthlies that well, sent him into a big quivering ball of jelly! He did not know how to deal with a woman, namely his, with PMS! They were completely unreasonable and unaffected by his charms. Or at least Rogue was! There was only one thing to do, to try to agree with whatever she said, or wanted, "Oui chère!"
"Then get in there and do something about it, right now‼ Or else‼" Throwing him headfirst and partly sideways into the toilet! Any other time she probably would not have been that harsh with him to the point of sustaining a harsh injury, but he had this coming to him, for a long time, PMS or no PMS! Her PMS meaning she could and would get away with it! After all, a woman got off scot-free of the murder charge she had, or at least it was reduced to manslayer charge, being on her period with her PMS raging! This was nothing compared to that!
He nearly cracked his skull open as he hit his head and back up against it. "Oui, oui, chère," Gambit quickly agreed, and apologized, "Gambit très sorry," he told her, as he scrambled around to get up! Ignoring the throbbing pain, and blood he smelled, in the air, his, not just hers, to put the toilet seat back down. But apparently, that was not good enough to satisfy her unquenchable rage right now!
"That's not good enough," she told him furiously! Why would it be, he had used it, at night, so that clearly had meant, one thing to her! "Clean it up, ya used it, at night, so ya made ah huge mess! Ah, will not sit my dainty derrière down on it, until it has fully been cleaned up, and is all sanitized and spotless! So do it now‼ Ah, have ta go pee!"
Gambit's hands raced with precise speed to quickly squirt some toilet bowl cleaner all around inside the bowl and grabbing the toilet brush, he starts to scrub the porcelain bowl all clean, inside, and out. He made sure to do the job right, the first time. He took the container out of the cupboard after he finished the inside, and starts to swab down the whole outside of the toilet bowl with Lysol wipes to be sure that it was fully sanitized from all of his dirty man juices. Even going so far as to wipe down the walls and the floor especially all around the toilet bowl, to make sure any urine residue was cleaned off and sanitized! As much as he hated it, cleaning, especially toilets, he made sure to do the best job he could, or else. It was his just punishment, it was only just, it was only right, Rogue made him do this, he kept telling himself, over and over, again, that he deserved this, dirty job, for his dirty disgusting mistake! He did it as fast as he could, all to Rogue's satisfaction, to try to quell his beloved's just rage. Both quickly and efficiently, as his beloved's barefoot tapped impatiently, telling him, to make it quick, that she was not in the mood, nor wanted to wait much longer. No doubt, she had not relieved herself, since last night, as his hands sped up to clean up the whole toilet bowl before he caused Rogue more uncomfortableness than she was already feeling, to not sit down, and empty her bulging bladder. As soon as he was finished, he stood up fully, and looked down, to inspect the toilet bowl; that's when he really felt it, the damage he had done, with the coldness of his wet pants, and undershorts hitting his sensory of his skin. Gambit cringed momentarily, had he not been wearing, black pants, the wet spots, would surely be showing! Not that that would cause his dear beloved to show him much or any sort of compassion or mercy right now. If anything, she would say something like, good, it serves your right, or, you had that coming to you for what you did to me. He bit his lip, and silently said a prayer, that it was now clean enough, and that she would also not notice the damp spots on his pants! "Is dis clean enough pour tu mon amour?"
Angrily growling she goes over and inspects it, pushing him out of the way as she does so. The toilet was clean to her eyes, but not to her nose, despite the cleaner. She could smell it was not clean, as she smelled the urine that made it smell like a urinal. But the problem was not any wet spots on the floor, or on the walls from shaking it dry, it was in Gambit's pants, especially as he let out another big spurt. "It looks clean," she says with a nod and clearly with just barely contained anger in her voice.
It was good enough of an answer, to send the scrambling Cajon out of the room, and straight to Beast's Medical Lab, to have his head inspected and probably stitched and bandaged! Regardless if it was an approving yes, that he done well, or not. Because the longer he stayed there, the worse it would get, and none of his charms would do him any good when she was in this kind of mood, he knew! He didn't even stay there long enough to flush the bowl of toilet water with cleaner and Lysol wipes down before he was out of there!
"But it doesn't… Remy," she warned! "Get back in here! Right now‼ It doesn't smell clean! And ya didn't flush….
But he was already gone, running as fast as his long legs would take him! Not daring to look back, just kept on running! "Oh mon Dieu, aide-moi!" Forget it you fool, you did this; it's your fault, she's pissed off, no one to blame, but yourself, for this disaster! Or at least that's what he imagined the Almighty would have or did, say to him!
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