Little mean riding Hood.
A re-do of the original play by ruby with Blaidd the wolf Faunus as the main antagonist
Red riding hood was on her way to grand mother's house when suddenly a Russell came from the bushes. "Ah! Who's there?" Ruby said hamming it up. Then Blaidd walked not looking at the team juniper and team aviator audience, "nn- hey how are you." Blaidd said nervously at first but is growing more confident. "Ahhh! It's a big bad wolf!" Ruby said acting terrified. "Wow that's mean, you don't even know me that well you little mean hood." Said Blaidd turning his head away and storming off the stage.
The Aviator audience heckled, " yeah you bully you don't walk up to strangers and say that. How do you even sleep at night?" Odin said getting cheers of agreement from his teammates. "Silence in the audience!" Ruby exclaimed moving onto the next scene.
In the next scene, Blaidd is at the grandmother's house confronting the old lady (Yang) "Um- is anyone here?" Blaidd asked, Looking around his eyes went wide seeing yang in a nightgown. "Hello, Mr. Big Bad Wolf." Said Yang from the doorway eye fluttering. "I've heard you come by to eat me, well here I am, big wolf." Just before she could make another advancement a long cane came out from backstage grabbed her neck and pulled her back out of the scene.
Next, the bed came out knocking Blaidd off his feet and onto the bed while sheets came down and covered him up to his chin with a yellow bonnet landing on his head. Ruby came in eyelids closed and slightly twitching. "Hey grandma, dad told me to bring you food!" She said with a big twitchy smile. 'The big bad wolf needs to bring her closer.' Blaidd sighed in distress but decided to bite the bullet and play along.
"Could you be a dear and come here." He asked in a high pitched raspy voice. "Aww, ok grandma." ruby exclaimed. "Oh Grandma, what big eyes you have." said ruby, "Probably because I'm younger than you think," said Blaidd. "Grandma what big ears you have," Ruby said ignoring the last remark. "Wow! you kiss your gran- I mean me with that mouth," Blaidd said reeling on the remark. "And grandma what big fangs you have- Nyah nyah nyah." She said with an added sound effect. "I joined this to help you not to be ridiculed by you," Blaidd said with a soft angry voice, and added, "I'm outta here." Then he stormed off the stage.
"Hey! Get back here and eat me ou- I mean to eat me!" Ruby yelled as the aviator crowd booed while team juniper looked away from the embarrassment. "None of you understand my vision," Ruby said pulling her hair and storming off ending her red riding hood X Big bad Wolf fanfic play.
