Disclaimer: I do not own any of the material appearing in this story.
To those who are requesting CFVY's Bad Fur Day... while it does seem like an interesting idea, i'm going to have to axe the idea. From what i've seen, it just will not work. An opera singing Great Mighty Poo, all the adult, raunchy humor the game has, all of the movie references and parodies and the final boss is a Xenomorph. Yeah, no. I'm not going through with the idea. Sorry.
BGM: Dr. Light's Theme (Mega Man X)
"I've heard a great deal about you, Penny." Dr. Light said, as they were in his lab. "Mega Man told me everything about you."
Penny smiled. "Mega Man is a good friend."
"Indeed. Do you mind if I tweak you up a bit?"
"Um, I'm not sure if that's a good-"
"Don't worry, I'm actually good friends with your father in Atlas. I actually asked him if I could upgrade you a bit and he gave me the green light."
"Oh! Well, in that case, work away!"
"I'm going to put you to sleep. Just a precaution in case if I accidentally screw something up while you are online."
"Understood!" Penny nodded as Light turned her off and laid her on the table.
"Okay, let's see now…" Dr. Light stroked his beard as he looked into her, pulling up some holographic screens out of thin air. "Let's see, ah… not exactly waterproof. Looking in these memory banks, she went to Delfino… that will not do." He said and then went right to work.
"Hey Dr. Light, what do we do with her weapons?" Roll asked, pointing to her blades.
"Hmm…" Dr. Light rolled Penny to the side and opened up her back to reveal her blades attached to strings. "Oh, this is a major hazard." He said grimly. "One false move and she'll cut herself in half with these. Might even severely damage her arm…" He mused. "Not to mention she might be in a battle where her opponent will use her blades against her. This will not do at all. Auto, get me the scissors, I have an idea!"
"Right!"
End BGM
Back at Angry Aztec…
BGM: Snide's HQ (Donkey Kong 64)
"Alright, perfect!" Snide chuckled. "I need more blueprints before I can begin my preparations."
This dude is actually a weasel. You gotta be kidding me. Sky thought to herself.
"Just several more blueprints and we'll be good to go."
"So, quick question. How do you have a second base in DK Isle?" Blake asked.
"Ha! I get around, but I'm not revealing my secrets."
"Do you have a teleporter?" Ruby asked.
"What! Of course not. Teleporters don't exist!"
"Then, what's that over there?" Ruby pointed toward a wall with several machines embedded in walls with signs above them that said "Teleporter to Jungle Japes", "Teleporter to Frantic Factory", and so on.
"Bah! That's for decoration!"
Kazooie rolled her eyes. "Riiiiiight…"
"So, do you happen to know if any of our friends are located in this desert?" Blake asked.
"Come to think of it… I'm not sure." Snide mused. "You could always try the pyramid. Maybe you'll find one of your friends in there."
"Excellent! Then that's where we'll go!" Ruby grinned. "See ya, Snide!"
"See ya!" Snide waved as they walked out the doors, then he turned to his teleporters and breathed a sigh of relief. "That was a close one."
End BGM
BGM: Angry Aztec (Donkey Kong 64)
"We should stop by Cranky's place." Tiny suggested. "And possibly stop by Funky's too."
"Oh! And stop by Candy's place too!" Lanky added, with Donkey Kong nodding in agreement.
"Yeah, I don't think Cranky and Funky Kong are here. I think we need to go to Jungle Japes." Blake pointed out.
"Nonsense, Blake! I think I saw the lab nearby." Ruby said, as Diddy and Donkey Kong "ooked" in agreement and then they headed on over to Cranky Kong's location in the area and found it, causing Blake to sweatdrop.
"You gotta be kidding me." Blake muttered as they walked inside the lab.
Pause BGM
BGM: Professor E. Gadd (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)
"Well well well, if it isn't Tiny and Lanky! I got just the potions for ya." Cranky said and giving them the potions, where the two drank it up. To everyone's surprise, Tiny shrunk down to the size of an ant, and Lanky suddenly inflated like a balloon.
"What the heck?!" Ruby and Blake yelled.
"So he has no style and no grace, yet he inflates himself just like a balloon?" Kazooie asked. "Good heavens, how is that supposed to make sense?"
"I don't think anything is supposed to make sense." Sky sweatdropped.
"Tell me about it! We spent ten years doin' nothing and the first thing we do is go-kart racing which turned out to be a disaster!" Kazooie exclaimed.
"This is why Microsoft should be better off workin' on computers and not on gaming consoles! They ruin everything they touch!" Cranky complained. "They worked on the Kinect and looked at how well THAT did them! Now they're being lazy and they decided to put an X in front of Xbox One! Lousy lazy developers! They should call the next console the Xbox One F since we have an S and an X, then they should call the next one the Xbox One SFX where they only care about sound effects and nothin' else!"
"What's he ranting about?" Ruby whispered to Blake while Donkey Kong and Diddy were attempting to pull Lanky down from the ceiling.
"Something about a box…" Blake shrugged. "Not sure what this "Connect" thing would do…"
"Should we tell them?" Kazooie asked.
"Best if we let it be for now." Banjo advised.
"Don't get me started on this Red Ring of Death!"
Tiny Kong emerged back to normal size. "Wahoo! I feel great!" She said as Lanky deflated himself and landed on top of DK and Diddy.
"I feel great as well!" Lanky grinned and then they all walked out while Cranky was busy ranting about Microsoft, then they headed on over to Funky's Armory.
End BGM
BGM: Funky's Armory (Donkey Kong 64)
"Lanky dude! Tiny! I have just the thing for you!" Funky exclaimed and pulled out two weapons. "Ta-dah!" He handed them their weapons and ammo. Lanky's weapon was a bamboo shoot and Tiny's weapon was a crossbow. "These right here are called the Grape Shooter and the Feather Shooter!"
"Wait wait wait… grapes and feathers? WHAT?!" Blake yelled in surprise. "How does that work?!"
"Blake, Diddy fires peanuts out of his popguns. I'm sure these will work fine." Ruby pointed out.
"Yeah, and I can have Kazooie fire eggs from her mouth!" Banjo said.
"…And she's okay with that?"
"Woman, I'm okay with a lot of things." Kazooie told her.
"If you say so…" Blake shrugged it off. "Alright, so I guess we have feathers and grapes as ammo, not to mention coconuts and peanuts. I suppose it can't get too crazy after this."
"Alright, to Candy's!" Tiny exclaimed.
End BGM
BGM: Candy's Music Store (Donkey Kong 64)
"Oh, hello! Back for more?" Candy asked and then looked at Tiny. "I know just the thing for you." She said and then handed Tiny a saxophone.
"Oh, cool!" Tiny grinned and happily played it while Candy walked in the back and handed Lanky a trombone.
"Here you are, big boy!" Candy winked at Lanky who took it and happily played a tune.
"Thanks, Candy!" Lanky smiled.
"Anytime." She let out a giggle as they all walked out.
End BGM
Resume Angry Aztec BGM
"That honestly wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be the second time." Blake said once they were out.
"What was bad the second time?" Ruby asked.
"Did you not hear the innuendos the first time we met her?"
"Uh… no?" Ruby tilted her head.
"I didn't hear it either." Banjo said.
"Nope! Not a peep." Kazooie chimed in.
Blake turned to Donkey Kong and Diddy. "You two probably heard it, right?" She asked, but the Kongs shook their head. "Oh come on!"
"I think someone's obsessed with innuendos." Sky whispered to Ruby.
"I believe you're right."
"Gah! Let's just go…" Blake grumbled as they walked off toward the pyramid, where Donkey Kong opened up the door by forcefully opening it.
End BGM
BGM: Angry Aztec - Temple (Donkey Kong 64)
"I've got a bad feeling about this place." Sky said.
"Yeah, we best be on our guard." Banjo nodded as they walked around where Ruby stepped on a floor tile that sunk into the floor and then arrows shot out in front of them.
"Ack!" Ruby yelped.
"I see a switch over on the other side!" Tiny exclaimed.
"We'll handle this!" Banjo grinned. "Kazooie! Let's roll!"
"Right!" Kazooie exclaimed, as she covered Banjo's face with her wings and used Wonder Wing to get across the trap, then they made it to the other side unharmed and hit the switch to deactivate the arrow trap.
"How are you both not dead?" Blake asked.
"Honestly? We're not sure how we don't get hurt when we use that move." Banjo shrugged.
"We're just lucky!"
"I'm not sure that'd be considered luck." Sky said as they crossed the trap while Blake elbowed Ruby.
"Next time, be more careful." Blake lightly scolded.
"How'd you know it was me?"
"Remember when we had that discussion with Sun and Neptune asking who would most likely be the first one to spring a trap? Everyone said it was you."
"I thought we all said it was Jaune…"
"Well, technically, it was a tie between you and Jaune."
"Strange, I thought it was unanimously Jaune…"
Blake rubbed her chin in thought. "Or, maybe it was Jaune and we said your name for something else? I will admit, it's been a while."
"I think It was "Who could eat a hundred cookies in a minute."
"Yeah, that was probably it." Blake chuckled. "Sorry."
"Ah, don't sweat it!" Ruby giggled, giving Blake a side hug as they kept walking. They noticed the path split up on two sides as they went to the left, and then Blake accidentally stepped on a switch that caused axes to swing from side to side in front of them.
"Whoops…" Blake sweatdropped.
"What was that about being more careful?" Ruby teased.
"Me and my big mouth." Blake chuckled a bit as Tiny made herself get smaller and ran across the trap unscathed and then hit a button to deactivate the trap. They then walked into a room and saw that it was empty.
"Well, this is a dud." Kazooie said.
"Wait, I see something on the other side of this room!" Ruby said and ran over to it while the others walked behind her, but Blake turned her head to notice a colorful yellow and blue coffin indented in a wall, not to mention there was a snake-like rune next to it.
"Hmm…" Blake eyed the two suspiciously.
"Oh wow! Look at this! A button that opens up the door on the right side!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Well, it's a good thing we came here!" Sky grinned as Ruby pressed the button, as they heard a slam nearby.
"Let's go!"
"…Is It me or these two suspicious looking?" Blake asked.
"Eh, I think you're over-thinking it." Ruby told her.
"You sure? I haven't seen these two in the pyramid before."
"Maybe this is where they keep all the coffins?"
"I doubt it."
"Eh, let's not worry about it." Ruby said as they walked off with Blake following them, taking one last look at the objects before closing the door. They walked to the other side and noticed that the trap in front of them was a small pathway with both sides filled with water and crocodiles were swimming. "You gotta be kidding me." Ruby sweatdropped.
"Well, I guess we'll just have to be careful." Sky said, but Donkey Kong had other ideas as he jumped in and beat the crap out of the crocodile as it tried to snap its jaws on his arm, but he snapped it shut and threw it toward the other side and beat the crap out of both of them before hopping out and pounded his chest while stars circled around the KO'd crocodiles. "…Or let him beat the snot out of the crocodiles, that works too." She said as they all sweatdropped.
End BGM
When they got into the other room, they saw a massive dragon snoozing away. "What the heck is that thing?" Sky asked.
"Oh, it's Dogadon." Lanky said.
Tiny sweatdropped. "Dogadon… he doesn't like it when intruders are in his home." She said and then Donkey Kong let out a few grunts in confusion. "Hey, so did I!"
"What'd he say?" Ruby asked.
"He thought Dogadon lived in a cave. I guess he decided to live here instead." Tiny shrugged and then Dogadon woke up, yawning. "Uh oh."
Dogadon got up and saw the gang in front of him. He then let out a roar and launched fire at the gang.
BGM: Jungle Joust (Mario and Rabbids: Kingdom Battle - Donkey Kong Adventure)
They quickly avoided the massive fireball. "Alright, I guess we're doing this!" Ruby said, pulling out her boomerang and throwing it at Dogadon, but he flew back to avoid it and then dove at Blake, who activated her semblance as soon as he touched her, and then she was near Sky, where Dogadon slammed into a wall and fell over where she used her Shadow Whip to smack int in the back and then Sky had Wrench tackle it and claw it, then Tiny and Lanky fired their weapons. Dogadon recovered at the right time to get some grapes splattered on his face as he wiped it off with a scowl.
"Seriously, how would grapes even work?!" Blake wondered while Dogadon flew up as Diddy brought out his Jetpack and aimed his Popguns at him as Dogadon breathed fire at him, but he flew out of the way and fired peanuts at him. Dogadon retaliated by flying over and swiping Diddy, but he maneuvered out of the way as Dogadon turned around and roared… when suddenly, a dark ball of energy slammed into Dogadon, making him yelp and turn around as did the others, where they saw the same coffin and snake-like rune from before.
End BGM
"Cofa!"
"Rune!"
"It's a Cofagrigus!" Ruby exclaimed. "…But what's that other thing?"
"I… think it's a haunted slab of rock that so happens to be a Pokemon." Blake said. "…At least, I think it's a Pokemon."
Ruby brought out her scroll and took a picture of it. "I'll just take a photo of it juuuust in case." She said.
"Now's not the time for photography!" Sky yelled as Dogadon glared at the two Pokemon and charged at them, grabbing a hold of Runerigus's shadowy arms… which was a terrible mistake to do. Dogadon's eyes widened in terror and let out a scream before flying away in terror, making a Dogadon-sized shape hole in the wall.
"Uh… what just happened?" Tiny asked.
"Big baby!" Kazooie taunted.
The two Pokemon then looked at the gang, sporting nasty grins at them. "I think we'll have to fight them!" Banjo said.
"Bring it on!" Ruby smirked.
BGM: Battle! Trainer - Sun and Moon (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
Cofagrigus jumped in the air and unleashed Dark Pulse on Blake, where she made a clone of herself at the last second and then ran over to Cofagrigus with summoning her Belladonna Claws and slashed at Cofagrigus a few times, where it retaliated by delivering an uppercut to knock Blake in the air and then Cofagrigus unleashed a Shadow Ball that hit Blake in the back. "Argh!" Blake retaliated by firing a Charged Shot at Cofagrigus, but it jumped back.
"Grig Grig Grig!" Cofagrigus taunted.
Runerigus quickly fired a few Shadow Balls at Sky and Ruby, but they quickly dodged them while Donkey Kong delivered a hearty DK Punch to Runerigus' body, but it did nothing as it laughed and slapped DK with its slab-like hands with a Brutal Swing. Runerigus proceeded to fire Shadow Balls at Banjo but he jumped in the air and then landed in front of it, where Banjo grabbed Kazooie and slammed her into it to knock it back.
"Kazooie! Are you okay?!" Ruby yelled in horror.
"You kiddin'? That doesn't even faze me!" Kazooie laughed and then they used Wonderwing to slam into Runerigus, knocking it further. Runerigus jumped in the air and slammed into the ground, using Earthquake to knock them all to the ground, though Cofagrigus jumped in the air in time.
"Rig Rig Rig!" Runerigus cackled and then aimed directly at Ruby. "Ruuuuune…RIGUS!" it yelled, launching Curse directly at Ruby. Ruby gasped and dodged the incoming skull-like fireball and quickly threw her boomerang at it, hitting Runerigus and knocked it back a foot. It retaliated by throwing a Shadow Ball at her, but she jumped out of the way while Tiny aimed her crossbow at it and fired a few feathers, which Runerigus backhanded them to send the feathers to the ground.
Sky brought out her scimitar and ran toward Cofagrigus while it was clashing with Blake using Shadow Claw. She quickly slashed Cofagrigus to knock it back. It responded by using a point-blank Hex on her, making her yell in pain as Wrench came flying over and clawed it with his talons, then flew up to avoid it swiping at him. Blake saw her chance and quickly slashed at Cofagrigus with her Claws, making it yell in pain and then she fired a charged shot that knocked Cofagrigus down, but it got back up and grabbed Blake. With a nasty grin, he turned to Runerigus. "Cofa! Cofa!"
"Rune!" Runerigus smirked and charged up a Curse attack as Blake's eyes widened, then Donkey Kong ran over and headbutted Cofagrigus, burying him in the ground for a while and freed Blake, then the two jumped away from the Curse attack. "Rune?!" Runerigus cried in surprise as Diddy Kong threw his jetpack at the Grudge Pokemon and it exploded, causing Runerigus to slam into Cofagrigus who just got out of its spot and knocked the two down. The two Ghost Types got up and glared at the two, only to get blown away by Ruby's Charged Attack from her Rose Palm, then Blake ran toward the two Ghost Types and slashed through them with her Belladonna Claws.
"C-Cofa…" Cofagrigus groaned, weakly getting up as did Runerigus.
"Does anyone have any Pokeballs?" Ruby asked.
"Nope." Blake shook her head while the others shook their heads as well. "Aww…"
"We'll finish this!" Banjo exclaimed and then he and Kazooie both used Wonderwing to slam into the two exhausted Ghost types to finish them off, as they cried out and fell to the ground in defeat.
End BGM
"That takes care of them." Ruby said. "Shame that we don't have any Pokeballs. Would've been cool to have them with us."
"Maybe some other time." Blake told her as they walked toward the door that Dogadon was originally guarding and saw the bananas that were in the room, plus a key for K. Lumsy, where the Kongs cheered while Donkey Kong pounded his chest, then they picked up the Golden Bananas and walked off.
Sometime later…
Squawks flew around the island. "I can't find any bananas around here… where are they?" He wondered. He suddenly heard a yell of gratitude and the whole island shook, though luckily for him, he was in the air. "What in the world is going on down there?" He asked as he noticed something opening up underneath the Blast-O-Matic underwater. "Oh? What's this?" He wondered and then saw the group walk out of K. Lumsy's prison, so he flew over to greet them. "Squawk! I saw something open up underneath the Blast-O-Matic!" He called out.
"Really?" Ruby asked with intrigue.
"Then I guess that's where we're going next!" Sky grinned as Squawks guided them to the spot where they dove underneath the water to see what had opened up.
Meanwhile…
"Rathalos! Rathalooooooos! Where are you?" Jaune asked after they had entered a dark cave.
"You sure Rathalos would be in a place like this?" Ren asked.
"Argh, I thought so! Rathalos hangs out in caves, right?" Jaune asked.
"Hey! I see a light up ahead!" Nora exclaimed. "Maybe we'll find Rathalos in here!"
"Yeah!" Jaune nodded as they ran ahead, only to find out that the lights were coming from a village… and they were now running in snow.
"It's a… town?" Pyrrha wondered.
"Why is there snow on the ground?" Nora wondered.
"I'm sure we'll ask around where Rathalos is at." Ren asked. "Let's try that restaurant over there." He said and then they walked over to the building.
"Grillby's? Interesting name." Nora mused as they walked inside and saw a bunch of monsters inside going about their day. They spotted JNPR but they didn't really seem to mind and shrugged it off.
"Lots of monsters…" Jaune sweatdropped. "I wasn't expecting this."
"Hmm… hey, why don't we ask that Dry Bones over there? He might know something." Pyrrha suggested as they walked over to a table where they saw a skeleton drinking some ketchup from the bottle.
"Hmm? You four look color coded. What's the occasion?" The skeleton asked.
"Hey uh, we're looking for someone named Rathalos. Have you seen him?" Jaune asked.
"Rathalos, huh? Never met the guy." He shrugged and then offered a hand. "Name's Sans. Nice to meet ya."
BGM: sans. (Undertale)
"Nice to meet you too." Jaune nodded.
"What are your names?"
"I'm Jaune Arc, and this is Pyrrha, Ren and Nora."
"Hello!"
"Hi there."
"Hiya!"
"Nice to meet ya. So, you're looking for this Rathalos guy, huh? What's the problem… you have a bone to pick with him?"
"Well no, we're looking for him to have him be an Assist Trophy for the Smash Ultimate Tournament." Ren explained.
"Smash Ultimate? Sounds ultimately smashing." Sans chuckled.
"Oh! I have an idea!" Nora grinned and placed her hands on Sans. "Sans, right? How would you like to join Smash Bros? Master Hand said the doors are always open for everyone! You'd fit right in!"
"Me? Fight?" Sans laughed a bit. "Nah, I'm good. I don't feel like smashing anyone."
"Aww, why not?"
"Doesn't sound like my cup of tea." Sans shrugged it off. "I gotta hand it to you though, I appreciate the offer."
"Not your cup of tea?" Jaune asked in surprise.
"Translation: He's really lazy!" A monster called out.
"Ooooh."
"Eh, it's all good." Sans shrugged and finished his ketchup bottle. "If you're looking for this Rathalos fella, he's not here. Try somewhere else." He said and got up. "If you're willing to give him a bad time, give him a wallop for me." He said and walked out of Grillby's.
End BGM
"Did that Dry Bones seem weird to you?" Ren asked.
"Well, obviously! He was drinking out of a ketchup bottle! Everyone knows the best condiment to drink out of is maple syrup!" Nora declared.
"I don't think that's what he meant." Pyrrha sweatdropped.
"Then what did he mean?!"
"Let's go." Jaune said as they walked out. "Shoot, I thought for sure Rathalos would've been here. Where could he be?"
"I'm sure we'll find him." Pyrrha smiled.
Meanwhile… at the Smash Mansion…
"Why is there a Rathalos terrorizing the grounds of the Smash Mansion?!" Master Hand demanded, watching Rathalos breathe fire everywhere.
"Uh... eheheh... that would've been my fault." Kamek sheepishly said. "I was trying to fire magic at Mario and it opened up this portal and out came... THIS thing! It started terrorizing Toad Town before flying over here! I've been trying to get rid of it, but it won't listen." He said, watching Ken, Ryu, Terry, Red and Gloria fight it, with the Links, Zelda, Sheik, Marth, Roy, Ike, Robin and Kamui on standby.
"Well, get rid of it then!" Master Hand ordered.
"R-right away!" Kamek nodded and launched magic at the Rathalos, where the wyvern saw this and jumped away, nearly landing on Robin but he quickly jumped back in time, as the magic hit the ground as another portal appeared, but suddenly, the portal rose from the ground and was suspended in the air. "Eh? This has NEVER happened before!"
"I'll get rid of this bloody thing!" Gloria yelled. "Cinderace! Kick its arse with Pyro Ball!"
"Cinder… RACE!" Cinderace kicked up a rock and kicked it toward the Wyvern, with it catching ablaze and slammed into the dragon.
"Nice shot!" Ken gave her a thumbs up.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the portal…
A group consisting of 8 people wearing masks. Three of them boys, four of them girls, and one of them looked like a black cat with white accents. They were standing on top of a building, looking at a god in front of them with the sounds of everyone cheering from the streets. These eight, were none other than the Phantom Thieves, with their aliases being Joker, Skull, Panther, Mona, Fox, Queen, Oracle, and Noir. Their real names being Akira Kurusu, Ryuji Sakamoto, Ann Takamaki, Morgana, Yusuke Kitigawa, Makoto Nijima, Futaba Sakura and Haru Okumura, if you were curious... although Futaba was above her team, being the support of the group after all.
The god in front of them, Yaldaboath, was standing in front of them while Joker got up and broke the chains of Arsene, to which Arsene glowed and roared loudly before exploding into light, to which some of them looked on in awe, but Yaldaboath didn't even seem to care, to which he lightly chuckled.
"So you have failed to harness the power. Now matter how many prayers of those foolish masses come together..." A loud thunderclap interrupted him. "...Hmm?!"
A large Persona creature descended from the skies above, and landed behind the Phantom Thieves. This... was Sataneal. The crowd below being in awe and screaming with cheers was considered a huge understatement at the moment.
BGM: Our Beginning (Persona 5)
"That's..." Fox breathed.
"Man, it's huge!" Skull exclaimed.
"What an immense power...!" Morgana exclaimed. "No way... Is it a Persona...?" He wondered while the crowd below was going crazy while the Phantom Thieves were fully healed from Yaldaboath's wrath.
"Fools..." Yaldaboath said. "This is why man is doomed." He said and unleashed Rays of Control, a powerful explosion attack, but to his surprise... none of them were hurt. "Impossible!" He exclaimed, while the crowd below went ballistic about the Phantom Thieves' amazing power.
Morgana smirked. "I see... if a god plays naughty, then it's a demon lord's duty to punish him! What better way is there for a finale as a trickster! Joker, we're entrusting our strength and the people's hopes to you! Put an end to this!"
"Right." Joker nodded and then raised his fist in the air, clenching it as his hand glowed before he was ready to deal the final blow. "Pillage him, Satanael!" He ordered as he pulled out his pistol and aimed it at Yaldaboath. "Begone." He said, while Satanael aimed his gun at the massive god as well.
"Preposterous... you dare rob the people's wishes?!" Yaldaboath asked, before Joker pulled the trigger where Satanael did the same, where the bullet went through his head, leaving a gigantic bullet hole in the process, where Yaldaboath nearly fell over while a massive earthquake shook Japan.
End BGM
"What power..." Yaldaboath quietly exclaimed. "It surpasses mine own... a god born from the wish of the masses..." He said and looked to Joker. "So this... is the true Trickster... damn that Igor... it seems he wasn't spouting nonsense..." He said before disappearing for good.
As a few seconds went by, Panther noticed something. "Look!" She exclaimed as they saw a golden chalice floating down.
"Ain't that a Treasure?" Skull wondered. "Right, Mona?"
"Thanks for everything, gang." Mona said.
"Mona...?" Noir whispered as Mona skipped over to the chalice.
"Mona?" Oracle wondered, but before Mona could reach the chalice, a portal opened up underneath him and he fell in.
"WAH!" Mona yelled.
"MONA!" Oracle and Noir yelled.
"What the eff just happened?!" Skull wondered as he went over to it and examined it. "What the hell is this?"
"Careful, Skull." Joker warned.
"Hello!" Skull leaned into the portal. "Hello! Mona, can you hear-" He lost his balance. "Whoa! WHOA!"
"Ryuji!" Panther exclaimed as she tried to hold on to him, but the portal was sucking him in. "Gah! It's sucking me in too!"
"Hang on!" Queen yelled as she tried to grab her, which Noir did the same, then Oracle, then Fox, and then finally Joker as they tried to pull Skull up, but the portal was persistent and pulled in Skull, and then everyone else with everyone screaming, and then the portal closed.
Back at the Smash Mansion...
"Nnngh!" Gloria was on her knees, blood coming down her forehead as Rathalos roared while Cinderace was KO'd, Ken and Ryu were on both knees, Red was knocked on the ground with his Pokemon, though Charizard was still kicking, and Terry rolled his shoulders.
"Hey! Come on, come on!" Terry smirked as the Links and Zeldas joined them.
"We'll take it from here." Zelda said.
"Heh…" Gloria got up, wiping blood from her mouth. "I'm just gettin' started." Gloria smirked, pulling out her lead pipe. "This is the power of a wyvern, eh? This excites me to no end… heh… YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SCOT, LAD! I'M GONNA FOKIN' MESS YOU UP!"
Rathalos roared and they heard screaming as they looked up to see Morgana, in his cat form, landing on Rathalos... followed by Ryuji, then Ann, and last in line was Akari to which they were all on top of the Wyvern, pinning the wyvern down, and then the portal closed.
"What in the…?" Gloria wondered.
"Well, that's new…" Sheik mused.
"Eh?! More?!" Kamek exclaimed.
"Meooow..." Morgana groaned.
"Mmmph! Can someone please get off of me!"
"Where are we?" Makoto asked.
"Well... that's unexpected." Master Hand said.
"Wait... I know these people!" Crazy Hand exclaimed as they all got off of Rathalos, as it got up and roared… and then Crazy Hand punched it into the ground. "Ahhh, shaddup!"
"Ow..." Futaba groaned, rubbing her head and becoming aware of her surroundings, then noticing the others who were staring back at them. "Wait a second... Zelda characters?" She wondered and looked around. "Fire Emblem?! Pokemon?! Monster Hunter! And an old hag!"
"HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HAG?!" Kamek yelled.
Futaba then looked at the hands. "Master Hand and Crazy Hand?! Wait a second... what kind of mansion is this?!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot she was a video game addict." Crazy Hand mused.
"Welcome to the Smash Mansion... home of the-" Master Hand cleared his non-existent throat. "SUPER! SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! BROOOOOTHERS!"
"Smash Bros...?" Ryuji quietly asked as he rubbed his head before it hit him. "SMASH BROS?! IS THIS FOR REAL?!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?!" Ann yelled.
"Brother, what are you babbling about?" Master Hand asked.
"These guys are from Persona 5!"
"Oh... right, you were on a Persona 5 craze when it came out." Master Hand mused. "I wasn't really into it. Tell me what it's about." He said as Crazy Hand whispered it into his non-existent ear of the whole dang story. Luckily, Crazy Hand is a fast talker. "Really... really! Hmmm! Interesting... uh-huh... mhm! I see!" Master Hand mused. "…Still, I dunno about this…"
"Before we begin... I have to ask, what mission were you on?" Crazy Hand asked.
"We were on our final mission and saved the world." Akira replied, having to translate because Morgana was meowing through it all.
"I see! And Morgana was about to leave you all..." He mused. "NOT ON MY WATCH!" He yelled and snapping his fingers, to which they were suddenly in their Persona appearances again.
"What the... why are we back in our Phantom Thieves attire?!" Morgana asked. "And why are our Personas back?!"
"...Did that cat just talk?" Roy asked.
"Really? Fox and Falco don't faze you, but a talking cat does?" Marth asked.
"There we go. Now you are able to go into your persona aliases however you like. This world is different than yours and we, as the Gods of Creation and Destruction, can pull a few strings… or in this case, a lot of them!" He laughed. "Oh, by the way, you're in Remnant."
"Remnant?" Panther asked before they went back to normal. "Huh!"
"Long story." Crazy Hand said. "But… I HAVE AN IDEA!" He exclaimed. "How about you joining the Smash Family!"
"Brother, I'm not sure about this…"
"Hmm... I wanted to go back to where I was because I have my memories back and my mission is complete. On the other hand, I can hang out with you more often." Morgana mused.
"Oh, and now he talks in his cat form." Roy said.
"And Meowth doesn't bother you..." Robin sweatdropped.
"Brother, what'chu talking about?" Crazy Hand asked.
"As tempting as it may be, I dunno if I want to add in the Phantom Thieves to the roster."
"Okay, then how about just Joker?"
"Doubt it."
"Hey, you said anyone could join at this point! You have the doors open for anyone, ya know! Why the sudden change of heart?"
"I don't know! I don't think they sound like good additions!"
"That's what you said about Crash and Spyro!"
Master Hand pulled out an invitation. "I'm aware of that… however, I think I have a better idea. I think it's high time to throw Waluigi a bone. He deserves it." He said and tossed the invitation in the air, sending it to Waluigi's location. "Good day, Phantom Thieves." He said and then flew off.
"Well… there goes that huge opportunity…" Ryuji sighed.
"Throw Waluigi a bone? Make him a fighter?" Crazy Hand shook his body. "Oh brother, brother, brother… you have made a big mistake." He turned to the Phantom Thieves. "I have a test for all of you! You, as a group, steal the invitation away from Waluigi! If you can do this before he walks in these doors, then all of you will be in the roster!"
Akira chuckled. "Alright then."
"What does Waluigi look like?" Ann asked as Crazy Hand gave them a picture of Waluigi.
"This is what he looks like!"
"Gotcha." Akira nodded and turned to his team. "Let's go." He said as they took off running.
"…What the bloody hell just happened?" Gloria asked as everyone else shrugged.
Master Hand returned with an Assist Trophy stand and threw it at Rathalos, getting Rathalos' data before letting it out and then designed an area for Rathalos to be in and sent him there. "There we go, he'll be happier there." He said and then turned to Crazy Hand. "Ah, I see you sent them off. Good job, brother. I knew I made the right choice!" He said and then flew off.
Crazy Hand chuckled sinisterly. "Oh no, brother… this time, I made the right choice."
That moment when you watch a Pokemon clip of someone playing Sword and Shield and they had Runerigus on their team, so you have the idea "Hey, what if Runerigus was the boss fight of Angry Aztec instead of Dogadon? Oh, and bring in Cofagrigus too for a double battle!" It did NOT help that I decided to put Dogadon in a pyramid, so of course, I was fighting it constantly until I was like "Oh, screw it! Runerigus and Cofagrigus it is!" I think it worked out well.
There, I threw y'all a bone by throwing in Sans for those who wanted me to put him in. (Thanks a LOT, Sakurai. I was envisioning a lot of people demanding I put Sans in the story because he's now in Smash.) BUT! This will be Sans' only appearance in the series... considering he's a Mii Costume. So soak it all in because this is his only appearance.
However! All is not lost. While the RWBY series may have Sans appear only once and nothing more... that doesn't necessarily mean I won't write him anymore. So, from this moment forward, Sans will be a Super RWBY Chibi exclusive character... but why stop there? It'd be a disservice if I didn't bring in the rest of the Undertale cast, wouldn't it? ;)
So, like I said, Undertale will strictly be Super RWBY Chibi exclusive. They'll stay only in that area. So don't go asking me about bringing those boneheads (*ba dum tshh*) in my Touhou/Mario series.
...Now before I leave, how about that KH3 Re:Mind trailer? That was so awesome and they're FINALLY giving Kairi justice! A playable Kairi and she's kicking the old man's butt! Oh, that was awesome! Oh, and they're also bringing the Final Fantasy characters back. They need to bring back Cloud and Tifa... oh, and Sephiroth. But why stop at two super bosses? We have a stupid Heartless, we have Sephiroth... let's make it three? Disney owns Star Wars... so what if we had Vader be a third super boss? Yes? No? Maybe?
Anyway, take care, y'all!