Peace, And, Pleasure!

"Well, I gotta hand it to Morph; he knew how to better handle the situation than I could ever do. I was going to take off to Canada for the week and take Morph with me."

Remy laughed, nodding knowingly. He, too, was ready to take the hell off and get the hell away from here, as far away as possible also! "How's Stormy doing? It looks nice out there now."

"In paradise, in a hot bath with Epsom salts, while eating chocolate and sipping on tea, while the Midol kicks in. Should have seen her, Cajon, all curled up in a ball, groaning in pain. No wonder why it was so miserable out, she could hardly move, that was how bad it was. I had no idea cramps could do that, cripple a lady like that with that much pain. So after I got the tub filled up and ready, I carried her to the tub and helped her in. I think I got myself a mate out of the deal. I got one hell of a sweet kiss out of it. There was some definite electricity in the air from that kiss, and it wasn't from her powers neither."

"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, way to go, mon ami, Gambit happy to hear Stormy isn't suffering anymore. Rogue has pardoned me, and she is also relaxing in the bath as well. She wants me to rub her down, though, when she gets out, so Rogue can get some rest, and I clean up a bit; she's too tired to clean. Gambit needs to learn how to be a bit more domestic, for his woman, if he wants to try to keep in her good graces."

"Should have learned that one a long time again, but growing up in the streets isn't exactly affording many domestic lessons in manhood."

"Oui. I will clean up da bathroom, da whole thing, good, and proper, to make it all up to her, while she naps. Maybe spray it with some lavender oil after to help her relax when she goes in there to pipi next time."

"Sounds like you're getting a few good ideas of your own, how to please your mate."

"Oui, but Gambit has to wonder if what Morph says is true. Do you sit to do da pipi in da night, or just remember ta put da seat down?"

"I'll tell you the truth, a little bit of nightly indignity, and it hasn't been that way for a long time, is a very small price to pay, to keep the peace. Learned it from one of my previous ladies, I was in a relationship in."

"If you can do dat, den Gambit can too."

"Hey, if you love Rogue, you will do it out of love, me, as much as I still love and care for Jean, I also do it out of respect. For the others, for some real men, it's done out of habit, or simple common courtesy. Morph told me he was trained at a young age, to sit to pee at night, from his mother."

"Speaking of Morph, I wonder how he did with da petite; Scotty is taking care of Jean, I know. So I assume he is busy taking care of Jubes." Suddenly they were stopped as they headed off to find that out, namely to the bedroom chambers as they headed down the hallway. They heard a sharp slap. Followed by another! But it wasn't accompanied by screams of pain or begging to stop, in fact, just the opposite was heard.

"Ohh, Scott, hit it again, that felt so good, but be gentle now, but don't stop; I have been a very naughty dirty girl after all."

"What's dat all about?"

"Looks like Morph was right about Jean, it is all about her butt. Well, some girls are turned on by spankings. Let's see how the silly shapeshifter is fairing with the little sparkler he's looking after." But they were both in for a rude shock surprise as Logan opens the door. He could only look at the 2 of them in utter shock and disbelief before finally shouting in amazement at what he was now witnessing, hardly able to believe what he was even seeing! Especially considering he had never thought the two of them of all mutants would actually have a thing for each other! "What the hell?! What are you two doing?!" Though it was rhetorical, as it was kind of obvious. There they were, moaning, in delight. Morph was apparently getting his mouth inspected while rubbing Jubilee's head, as they made out on the floor! Jubilee, he was so shocked to see, was not resisting it, nor saying no, to sensibility, as she was instigating it, all, in fact, it was quite clearly so, of that fact, as evince, of being on top of Morph, and sucking face, big time! It also proved further evidence of that with all those red lipstick marks on his face, concealed only slightly by Morph's blush when they realized they had been walked in on! It looked like whatever it was they were up to, it was getting hot and heavy!

"Oh, mon Dieu!" He couldn't believe his eyes as he looked at the two of them going at it on the floor, snugly wrapped up in that blanket. "Da shapeshifter and da petite, dey is un béguin liaison?!"

"Looks like it, Cajon," understanding the two French terms, well enough, for them, having a crush and a secret love affair, or at least were secret boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Do you mind, I had closed the door behind me when I came in here."

"Yeah, it was closed for a reason," she angrily snarls and paffs at the both of them! The first ones she let off were in warning, just missing them. But when they failed to take off, as she wanted them to, the warning paffs were no longer a warning. This time, she meant it as she lets them fly! "You didn't even knock, rude much!"

"Get out of here," Morph tells them in something that sounded like a cross between a New York and an Italian accent together.

He had heard it before, but only when Morph was truly ticked off enough, did his Italian accent or accents with living in New York long enough, come out. Logan could only shake his head, wishing he did not have to see that. Being sure to firmly shut the door behind them after he had pushed Gambit out of the way of Jubilee's powers blasting, being able to take it! Sure, they were only making out and were moaning, but there was that blanket on them both, and they were both pretty sweaty. It looked like a lot more than just kissing was going on in there. He knew Jubilee had been given; the talk, as well as he was sure, his friend, of course. But he really wished they wouldn't go and do anything stupid as it seemed like those two were doing, or were about to do if they had not been interrupted. "Well, it looks like we will have the pleasure of some new mutants around here soon enough."

"Oui, Jean, and Scotty, de been at it lately, trying to make da babies." He had seen them in an intense make-out session, but he knew well enough from experience that for those 2 who they had just interrupted, it wasn't much more than that, well, at least not yet. It would probably not go much further than that, with the two of them, especially right now, or for at least the rest of the week.

"Huh, not the way those two kids are going away at it. You know how teenagers are."

Gambit, of course, knew Jubilee was still one, but it came as a complete shock to hear that the shapeshifter was still one himself! "Morph is an adolescent?"

"Yeah, didn't you notice him in his original reverted form? Jean, the Professor, Hank, and I, and it looks like now, Jubilee, were the only ones who knew of his secret about his real age. What Morph normally looks like is what he will look like in maybe 30 or 40 years from now, or more. Hank says he ages slowly like Mystique because of his powers. But he's 18 or 19 and fakes his age. Morph finds he has to look the age he usually does, all because everyone mistook him for a very young child. When he came here, he had to resort to doing that, using his powers to approximate what his older self would look like. It was to try to get a bit of respect, by pretending that he's an adult, and to also get to go out on missions. Otherwise, like Jubilee, he too would be left out and not get to go out on most of the missions as well. Which might, or might not, be a good idea, depending on how you look at it. Huh, and speaking of Jubilee, I bet, 10 to 1 it is Jubilee who falls pregnant before Jean does."

"Gambit takes dat bet. Dat is if he can get past the disgusting menstrual blood to care to lose his innocence with her."

"Something tells me that isn't going to be a problem with Morph, or he will find some other creative way to bring her to pleasure."

Knowingly, "Like making out, sometimes dat's enough."

"You think?"

"Trust me, mon ami, Gambit knows, it don't take much for some, to have one."