A/N: Hello. I just finished the next two chapters. Now, this is where Swackhammer and the Nerdlucks Pound, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, and Blanko are introduced and it's pretty much the same, but with one difference. The next chapter after that would be the exact same thing, so not mich square footage there. Anywho, enjoy. :)
Space Jam
Chapter 2: Moron Mountain
Just past the moon and into space, there was a sign which says "Amusement Park." Here resides a planet called Moron Mountain: an alien theme park where the aliens go to for amusement as it had a lot of rides, especially an alien head as an entrance. Just inside the park, there was a robot alien zapping ships around it. It continued zapping until it got on target and zapped it, causing the ship to fly and then land on the parking lot. The two aliens may be unharmed, but needless to say, the kid was not happy with his dad.
"Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. Don't bring me here anymore, all right?", the kid suggested to his father.
Meanwhile, the alien kid is being monitored from within the office by a short, obese green alien with a magenta business suit and a pink shirt named Mr. Swackhammer, the owner of Moron Mountain and his minions, which are small insectoid aliens who wear bow ties called Nerdlucks named Pound, Bang, Bupkis, Blanko, and Nawt.
"Are you listening? Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I told you if I told you once, I've told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times: We need new attractions!", Mr. Swackhammer lectured.
"Right!", the nerdlucks agreed.
"New ones!", Mr. Swackhammer added.
"Uh-huh.", Nawt nodded.
"Get it?", Mr. Swackhammer asked.
"Big shiny new things. Yeah.", Nawt agreed while filing Swackhammer's finger nails.
"Absolutely, sir.", Bang agreed as he was cleaning Swackhammer's sandals while Bupkus licked his sandals.
"Look at me. Look at me and listen! The customer is always right!", Mr. Swackhammer spoke as he lit his lighter and burned Pound's butt with his lighter, causing him to scream in pain and then jump off the desk.
"The customer is always right!", Swackhamer repeated.
"Right!", the Nerdlucks agreed.
"The customer is always right.", the boss repeated before lighting his cigar and smoking.
"Yeah! exactly!", the underlings nodded in agreement as their boss smiled and puffed out the smoke, inadvertently drooling.
"Always.", the boss spoke before his green drool landed on Blanko.
"Eww!", the disgusted Nerdluck exclaimed.
"Right!", the Nerdlucks agreed before Mr. Swackhammer got up from his chair.
"Okay, we need something.", the boss spoke as he hit Nawt and Bupkus.
"Oh, my bad!", Bupkus spoke.
"We need something... Nutty!", Mr. Swackhammer added as he hit Pound and Blanko next, causing them to yelp.
"Nutty?", Nawt puzzled before Mr. Swackhammer sat on the remote and turned the TV screens back on.
"Something wacky.", Mr. Swackhammer spoke as this occurred.
"Hmm, wacky.", Nawt repeated.
"We need something, something, something, we need something...", Mr. Swackhammer spoke, nearly at a loss for words.
"Looney? Oops!", Bupkus spoke as he covered his mouth from the very idea before Nawt pointed to the TVs.
"Looney, thank you.", Nawt spoke.
"Looney?", Mr. Swackhammer asked in surprise just before he turned around and noticed the TV screens on while seeing both the Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry on the TV screens with one even showing Tom looking after Little Ducky in "That's My Mommy" while another showed Daffy shouting to Elmer.
"I'm an Elk! Shoot me!", Daffy shouted before then showing Jerry, beefed up by what should've been poison, smashing Tom against the floor in "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse" before then showing Bugs rubbing his hands and feet all over Elmer's head, which gave him the idea.
"Yes, Looney! Yes! Now you're talking! Looney, Looney, that's it, that's the word I was looking for! Looney, get the Looney Tunes!", Mr. Swackhammer smiled excitedly as Bupkus looked up at him, smiling and giggling excitedly.
"Looney Tunes!", Bupkus shouted as he hopped joyfully.
"Bring them here!", Mr. Swackhammer ordered before Blanko had to ask him something
"Sir, just noticing, sir. They're from Earth, what if they can't come?", Blanko asked before Mr. Swackhammer glared.
"What did you say? What if they can't come?", Mr. Swackhammer glared before he grabbed Blanko by the neck, choking him, and smiled evilly.
"Make 'em.", Mr. Swackhammer responded.
"Cool.", Blanko spoke in a strained voice.
"Make 'em! Looney!", Mr. Swackhammer laughed evilly.
"We're gonna get them. Yeah, all right!", Butkus cheered.