Space Jam
Chapter 3: Michael's First Baseball Game/Invasion of the Nerdlucks
Back on Earth, the camera zooms in on a baseball field, where Michael was having his first baseball game on the field. He swung the bat, but misses the ball.
"Strike!", the umpire shouted before the crowd cheered for Michael while the Baron's players watched Michael.
"Looks good in that uniform.", the 1st Baron's player commented.
"Looks great. Can't teach that.", the 2nd player added.
"Can't teach it.", the 1st repeated.
On the field, the catcher from the Star's team talked to Michael.
"Hey, thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.", the catcher thanked.
"No problem. Happy to do it man.", Michael assured before the catcher smiled and nodded his head.
"Let's go!", the umpire shouted before Michael got ready to swing the bat again.
"Curve ball. Don't swing. Don't swing.", the catcher warned and nodded his head.
Michael looked at him, confused, but he took the advice as the pitcher threw the ball before Michael, as instructed, didn't swing.
"Ball!", the umpire shouted before both the crowd and the players cheered.
"Fastball, outside corner. Swing.", the catcher warned before the pitcher threw the ball again, prompting Michael to swing the bat, but he missed.
"Strike!", the umpire shouted.
"That was your pitch.", the catcher spoke.
"I know I missed it.", Michael responded.
"Don't worry I'll get you another one.", the catcher assured.
Meanwhile, on the stands, the baseball manager was watching the game and grew concerned about Michael before he had an idea.
"Podolak! Podolak, come here.", the manager of the Baron's shouted before a man named Stan Podolak got up from his seat and walked up to the manager.
"Sorry, didn't mean to...", Stan began before the manager interrupted him and urged him toward a mission of sorts.
"Come here!", the manager spoke.
"Yes, sir?", Stan asked.
"I want you to make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.", the manager requested.
"The happiest.", Stan agreed.
Back on the field, the catcher saw the pitcher.
"Slider, don't swing.", the catcher warned before the pitcher threw the ball and Michael swung the bat anyway, only to miss again.
"Strike three!", the umpire shouted.
"I told you not to swing.", the catcher jeered a bit.
"I couldn't help it.", Michael responded.
"I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya.", the catcher spoke in response.
Then, Michael walked to the dugout as the crowd and his teammates cheered for him despite the strikeouts.
"We're not worried. We're not worried.", the 1st player assured as Michael sat down as they continued talking to him.
"Good job, Mike.", the 1st player assured.
"Don't worry. Good try. Good hustle.", the 2nd agreed.
"Good cut, Michael. Good cut.", the 3rd concurred.
"That was a strikeout, Mike. That was a good looking strikeout. Real good.", the 4th stated.
"I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. At least you did good man. Good looking.", the 5th commented before Stan got on his stomach and leaned down to Michael.
"Hi, Hi, Mr Jordan. Mr Jordan I'm Stan Podolak.", Stan spoke admiringly he smiled and waved only to lean in too far, fall down into the dugout, and land on his back, hurting himself.
The players looked at him as he got up, groaning in pain and he then sat next to Michael.
"You all right? That was a nasty fall.", Michael asked.
"Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr Jordan. I'm the Baron's new publicist. I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, I will do it. I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you.", Stan assured as he looked at Mike and shook his hand.
Suddenly, however, a spaceship flew by and the crowd gasped in shock before it disappeared. All the people get confused.
"What was that?", Michael puzzled.
Meanwhile, the people at the market screamed and ran out of the way before the spaceship crashed into the ground and went underground. Inside the ship are the Nerdlucks and Pound, who was driving the ship as they flew through a tunnel.
"Hang on!", Pound urged.
"Hanging on!", Bang assured.
"Hoo-hah!", Bupkus whooped a bit excitedly.
"Hanging on!", Nawt assured.
"Are we there yet?", Blanko asked.
They continued flying through the tunnel before the ship eventually shook and the Nerdlucks screamed before they saw the Warner with the Looney Tunes theme song playing as they flew toward it.
"Bombastic.", Pound grinned.
"Cool.", Nawt grinned before the Nerdlucks flew through the logo and entered Looney Tune land.
Meanwhile, on the ground, gunshots rang out with Bugs Bunny running from the source of them, known as Elmer Fudd, carrying a hunting rifle.
"All wight, you iwascible bunny! Come back here, you scwewy rodent!", Elmer shouted before Bugs broke the fourth wall and spoke.
"I'll, uh, be with you in a sec, folks, after I finish with nature boy here.", Bugs spoke before he got pointed at by Elmer's rifle with Bugs looking at him.
"All right, you pesky wabbit. I've got you now!", Elmer spoke as he was about to shoot Bugs only for a metal ramp to come down on him and crush him.
"Ouch!", Elmer exclaimed in pain before Bugs looked at the spaceship.
"Hmm.", Bugs puzzled as the spaceship door opened with the Nerdlucks coming out.
"One small step for Moi!", Pound announced.
"Moi!", the other four added before Bang pulled out a flag.
"One giant leap for Moron Mountain!", Bang shouted before he hit Pound in the foot with his flag, causing him to scream in pain.
Then, Bugs looked at Elmer and saw that Elmer was seeing stars and groaning in pain.
"And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.", Bugs joked before he saw the Nerdlucks coming down from the ramp and then looking up at Bugs.
"Diminutive, ain't they?", Bugs asked.
"We seek the one they called Bugs Bunny.", Pound announced.
"Yeah, Bugs Bunny.", Nawt nodded.
"Have you seen him?", Bang asked.
"Where is this guy?", Pound asked.
"Is he around?", Blanko asked before Bugs eventually decided to trick the Nerdlucks.
"Hmm... Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny, say does he have, uh great big long ears... Like these?", Bugs asked as he showed them his ears.
"Yeah! Uh-huh.", the Nerdlucks nodded in agreement.
"And does he hop around like this?", Bugs asked before he hopped around the forest.
"Yeah.", the Nerdlucks grinned.
"And does he say 'What's up,doc?' Like this?", Bugs asked before he put his hand on Pound's head and chomped his carrot.
"Eh... What's up, doc?", Bugs spoke.
"Yeah! Whoo!", the Nerdlucks shouted excitedly.
"Nope. Never heard of him.", Bugs responded as he walked away.
"Aww.", the Nerdlucks groaned in disappointment.
"You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all.", Bugs whispered before humming.
Then, suddenly a laser zap hit him before the trees and grass around him get badly singed, the sky turned red, and the road around him turned it into a hole.
"Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.", Bang spoke as Bugs turned around, feeling shocked as he gulped nervously before his ears went down.
"Hey, what do you think we are, stupid?", Bupkus asked as the Nerdlucks held their laser guns and pointed them at Bugs.
"Don't move a muscle.", Nawt warned before he and the others moved their guns back.
"Okay, Bunny, gather up your tune pals. We're taking you for a ride.", Pound grinned while smiling before chuckling evilly.
"Move it, mister.", Nawt added before Pound noticed Blanko acting dumb.
"Totally. All right. So, like, where we going?", Blanko chuckled a bit before Pound felt annoyed and slapped Blanko in the face, making him dizzy.
"Are we there yet?", Blanko spoke before he groaned and fell down.
A/N: I know it's a bit disappointing that it wasn't any different, at least not this chapter, but the next chapter will be different, as would most of the movie, I assure you. :)