A/N: Greetings. The 5th chapter has just arrived. Now, in this chapter, and also the 3rd and 4th, Billy West voices both Bugs and Elmer while Dee Bradley Baker voices both Barnyard Dawg and Daffy Duck, Daran Norris voices Tom, Debi Derryberry voices Jerry, Tara Strong voices Robyn, Bob Bergen voices Porky Pig and Tweety, Maurice LaMarche voices Yosemite Sam, Rick Zieff voices Spike, Joe Alaskey voices Sylvester, and Greg Burson voices Foghorn Leghorn. Oh, and if anyone asks, I added the "That's My Mommy" part for the 2nd chapter if it helps. I suggest looking through it again after reading this chapter. Other than that, enjoy. :)
Space Jam
Chapter 5: Tune Land Meeting
Back in Looney Tune Land, all of the Looney Tunes went to the theater for a meeting as Tom, Jerry, and even Robyn went inside just as Wile E flew down from the sky, crashing through the roof, and landed on the floor.
"Well, this should be good.", Tom sighed a bit.
"Wonder what the meeting is about.", Jerry puzzled.
"Whatever it is, it can't be good.", Robyn responded just before Daffy came in with towels, holding a scrub brush, stepped on Wile E.'s nose, and shoved Foghorn.
"Stop the music. Top duck coming through!", Daffy spoke while pushing Foghorn.
"Hey!", Foghorn exclaimed.
"Geez! Its getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here. So, what's the big emergency?", Daffy asked to Bugs, who is currently tied up in chains with the Nerdlucks standing by him as he explained.
"Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement. Here you go, shorty.", Bugs spoke while holding the microphone over for Pound.
"Go.", the Nerdlucks ushered as Bang pushed Pound.
"All right, All right.", Pound spoke while going to the microphone before clearing his throat to the tunes.
"You, all of you, are now our prisoners!", Pound announced while grinning evilly.
However, there was a moment of silence before the tunes started laughing.
"Ooh, we're in big trouble now.", Sylvester spoke sarcastically.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? A bunch of little aliens trying to take over for their folks. Ain't that cute?", Spike grinned, leaving Pound embarrassed as they laughed at him while he looked around and didn't know what to say, so Nawt took the microphone to continue the announcement.
"We are taking you to our theme park in outer space.", Nawt began.
"No fooling.", Blanko spoke as he stepped in.
"Where you'll be our slaves and placed on display to the amusement of our paying customers.", Nawt stayed while the tunes just rolled their eyes what Nawt said.
"Oh, fear clutches to my breast.", Daffy spike sarcastically before laughing with the tunes just as Yosemite Sam jumped on stage.
"We ain't a-going nowheres!", Sam responded while shooting his guns before then aiming them at Pound, who quickly retaliated by pulling out his laser gun and zapping Sam, causing Sam's clothes, hat, and guns to turn to dust, leaving him in his underwear and charred, prompting Daffy and all of the other tunes to put their hands up as The Nerdlucks point their lasers at them.
"Eh, not so fast, doc. You can't just turn us into slaves that would be bad. You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves.", Bugs spoke while taking the chains off him and pulling the chains off his ears.
"Oh yeah? Who says?", Pound asked, threatening to fire at Bugs.
"Says who?", Nawt added.
"What?", Bupkus puzzled before Bugs began writing a note.
"Just a sec.", Bugs spoke before he finished and showed them a book that says, "How to Capture Cartoon Characters".
"There. Read 'em and weep, boys.", Bugs spoke before Pound took the book and they see a note that says "Give them a chance to defend themselves."
"What's this?", Blanko puzzled.
"Huh?", the rest of the Nerdlucks puzzled.
"Give them a chance to defend themselves.", Nawt spoke while reading it.
"Aw. Do we have to?", Bang groaned.
"It's in the rule book.", Nawt responded.
"It is.", Bupkus agreed.
"Okay, it is in the rule book.", Blanko concurred.
"Uno momento. We have to confer.", Bugs spoke as he opened and then closed the door.
Inside the room, Bugs was standing in front of the American flag, wearing a military uniform.
"All right, troops. It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us...", Bugs began before Porky raised his hand and interrupted.
"Oh, I-I g-got it.", Porky spoke.
"Yes, Private Porkster?", Bugs asked.
"How about we challenge them to a-a-a-a spelling bee?", Porky stammered in suggestion.
"Say, we could have a bowling tournament.", Elmer suggested before chuckling.
"Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? I say we get a ladder, wait 'til the old lady's out of the room, and then grab the little bird.",
Sylvester suggested as he imagined his plan and pretended he has Tweety and wheezed, catching Robyn's attention.
"Hey, Sylvester! Focus on the aliens first, then tweety, alright?", Robyn responded.
"Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Robyn.", Sylvester spoke as he calmed down, panted, and nodded his head.
"Anyway, back to the aliens. What do we know about them?", Robyn asked.
"We got a small race of invading aliens.", Bugs began.
"Small arms, short legs.", Daffy stayed as he pretended to be a Nerdluck.
"Not vewy fast.", Elmer added.
"Tiny little guys.", Sylvester added.
"Can't jump high.", Porky spoke before he and the other tunes realized something,
"Uh-Huh.", the tunes grinned before pulling up the chart and going outside to the Nerdlucks as Bugs had a basketball with him as he looked at them.
"We challenge you to a basketball game.", Bug's challenged as he spun the ball around with his finger.
"All right, basketball it is!", Pound grinned.
"Basketball!", Bang shouted excitedly,
"Basketball!", Nate spoke while Jumping and clapping happily.
"Oh boy, Oh boy.", Blanko spoke while wagging his tail happily.
"All right! What is basketball?", Blanko puzzled.
"What's that?", Blanko shrugged puzzlingly.
"Beats me.", Nawt responded.
"We didn't have that in school.", Bang responded.
"I have no idea.", Pound responded.
"What?", Bupkus puzzled.
"Lights!", Bugs shouted before suddenly, the lights turn off as the movie started with Foghorn trying to find the seat as he's in the way of everyone's view.
"Pardon me. Sorry.", Foghorn apologized.
"Hey! Down in front!", Barnyard Dawg shouted as he threw his popcorn at Foghorn before it hit him in the head, making him fall down as the movie started and showed Basketball history.
"An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball. Unlike football and baseball, only five men can play on a team. It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game that requires wits and even faster reflexes. Here's how it's done in the professional ranks, the national basketball association, featuring the best players in the world.", the narrator spoke as the Nerdlucks were watching and listening to the movie before they all smiled, beginning to understand what basketball is, and had an idea.
"The best players in the world.", Nawt grinned.
"The best!", Bupkus added as Pound smiled at the idea.
A/N: Uh-oh. It looks like they have a plan. I trust that those of you who saw the movie know what it is, right? I'm guessing you do. Either way, it isn't good.