A/N: Now, in this chapter, it's pretty much the same, but with a much more interesting formula at play near the ending. You'll just have to see what it us at the ending, though. :)
Space Jam
Chapter 13: Don't Ever Call Her Doll
Back in Looney Tune Land, the Tunes are practicing in the gym, but they're messing and fooling around as Michael, Tom, Jerry, and Robyn watched before Sam shot the ball in the air and it flew before it hit Daffy in the butt and he fell to the ground while Wile E picked up the ball with the road runner coming and taking it from him. After that, the road runner crashed through the wall as Wile E saw this and went after him only to hit the hole and slide up like a blind. Michael, Tom, Jerry, and Robyn shook their heads.
"Has anyone ever played basketball?", Michael asked.
That was when a female rabbit named Lola Bunny came in as the Tunes turned around and saw her.
"Um, I have. I'd like to try out for the team.", Lola greeted before Bugs became lovestruck from seeing her.
"Hey?", Bugs spoke in lovestruck surprise.
"Hi, my name is Lola Bunny.", Lola greeted.
"Lola?", Bugs greeted, shaking her hand.
"Yes?", Lola giggled before Bugs puffed his chest up.
"Hello. Eh, my name is...Bugs!", Bugs greeted with an inadvertent belch before Lola giggled as Bugs cleared his throat.
"You wanna play a little one on one, doll?", Bugs asked, inadvertently offending Lola as she literally had fire in her eyes.
"Doll?", Lola asked in offense.
"Uh-huh.", Bugs nodded with hearts literally in his eyes.
"On the court... Bugs.", Lola replied.
"Sure.", Bugs responded.
"Ooh, she's hot.", Tweety commented as he touched his rear with steam appearing with a hissing sound as Michael smiled at him before the tunes watched as Bugs and Lola play together.
"Ready?", Lola asked, dribbling the ball.
"Yes.", Bugs responded as he tried to block her.
"I got it! I got it!", Bugs shouted.
But before he could get the ball, Lola spun him around and wound him up in a knot before she dribbled the ball and slam dunked it. The Tunes were impressed with her skills.
"The girl's got some skills.", Michael commented, impressed before Tweety nodded in agreement.
"Yes?", Bugs puzzled as he saw Lola walking up to him before she pulled him to her face.
"Don't ever call me...doll.", Lola responded before she blew the ears out of her face.
"Check.", Bugs agreed before he stiffened like a board up until he was completely flat on the floor as Lola headed for the door.
"Hey, nice playing with you.", Lola spoke as the tunes smiled at her while she left.
"Oh. We know how to play, too.", Robyn assured.
"No. Really?", Michael asked in surprise.
"Yeah. We might not look it, but we actually practice from time to time.", Tom responded.
"That's right and we're getting really good at it.", Jerry added.
"Very smooth.", Michael commented.
"Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.", Bugs commented.
"Obviously.", Michael responded.
"Mais oui.", Pepe Le Pew spoke, holding the ball.
"OK, where's the ball?", Michael asked before Pepe passed the ball to him.
"Let's do some drills.", Michael stated before the tunes murmured in agreement.
"Uh, Michael, I don't think you should...", Robyn spoke, trying to warn him.
However, Michael's foot suddenly got stuck to the floor, prompting him to pull hard before he fell to the ground and sat up.
"Do that. Because you were wearing golf gear, not basketball gear.", Robyn finished.
"Anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?", Michael asked.
"Uh, sneakers?", Bugs puzzled before the tunes
all looked down on their feet and they were all bare footed, except for Yosemite Sam and Robyn.
"Sowwy.", Tweety apologized, wiggling his foot.
"Someone's gonna have to go my house and pick up my basketball gear.", Michael spoke.
"To your house? In 3-D land?", Daffy spoke in disbelief.
"Yeah. And whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.", Michael added.
"Your shorts? From college?", Daffy puzzled.
"I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.", Michael responded, disgusting the Looney Tunes.
"Eww!", the tunes exclaimed.
"Hey. I washed them after every game.", Michael assured.
"Yeah.", Daffy scoffed.
"Sure!", Sylvester added sarcastically.
"I did.", Michael repeated.
"Gross.", Porky spoke in disgust.
"Don't worry, Michael. We believe you wash the shorts.", Tom assured.
"Yeah, we do.", Jerry agreed.
"Thanks, guys.", Michael thanked.
"And don't worry about your shoes and shorts. We'll get them.", Robyn assured.
A/N: And there you have it. Tom, Jerry, and Robyn are coming with Bugs and Daffy to pick up Michael's basketball gear. Looks like there are some preparations to come before the Ultimate Game. :)