Chapter 23

Yuri is cooking some mutton with a side of udon noodles by Transtar Kitchen that came from some satellite that Team CFVY got from the crash site while Toshimi is working on making pancakes for Nora. Team NDGO is over at a table with Dew and Gwen battling it out...in a game of gwent. Dew is using the Nilfgaardian deck with two Black Infantry Archers on the field with Morvan Voorhis in the siege section. She has two more cards in her hand. Gwen is using a Northern Realms deck with three catapaults and a trebuchet and Vernon Roche in the melee section. She holds her last card in her hand. Kohta is still passed out on the floor and snoring. Winter is looking for a place to do her...'business'.

It is now Dew's turn, "Alright, Gwen!" She says with a serious look and a smile. "I'll play Triss Merigold!" Dew reveals a card in her hand before playing it.

"Is that so?" Gwen says to Dew.

"That's all."

"Then I'll play my leader card: Foltest: The Siegemaster! Which doubles the attack of my siege! Then I'll add a ballista! With that, I'm done."

"Tricky." Dew smirks. "But I activate, Emhyr var Emeries: His Imperial Majesty! With it, I can use a torrential rain in my deck that washes away all the non-hero siege units on the field. Reducing their power to one. But since you used your leader ability, their points are two. Then I'll add Geralt of Rivia! I won!"

"Fuck!"

Nebula giggles at the two while Octavia tries to make her own deck, but having a hard time deciding what faction she should use.

"Weeee'rrrreeee back!" Nora proclaimed from the other side of the room.

Everyone looked, except for Kohta still sleeping, at Team JNPR with all of them carrying stacks of books with Nora carrying a huge stack herself.

Jaune says as he sets his small stack on the table, "There were so many books that we almost ran out of room in our inventory." The other three placed the books on the table as Jaune says, "And these are a good fine. They're spell tomes! Actual magic books!"

Winter just rolled her eyes, "There is no such thing as magic, Mr. Arc. Semblances and Dust is one thing, but magic is non-existent."

Nora looked at Winter with a smile. "You'd be surprise." She looks at Pyrrha, "Pyrrha? Do that totally awesome magic trick!"

Pyrrha's left hand starts to glow a bright light as she casts candlelight. Kohta got up as he yawns and rubs his eyes as everyone else is awestruck by what Pyrrha did.

Winter looks at Pyrrha with her eyes wide open after what she just witnessed. "Magic does exist." she says to herself.

"WHOA!" Kohta says as he sees the light over Pyrrha's head. He ran up to Pyrrha with sparkles in his eyes, "YOU CAN USE MAGIC! AWESOME!" Then looks at all the members of Team JNPR, "HOW DID YOU GUYS LEARN MAGIC!?"

Ren gave Kohta a purple book with a strange symbol on it.

"Hey." Kohta took the book yet immediately recognize the symbol. "I know this symbol. I saw it on some fantasy game called, 'The Elder Scrolls'. I've seen this online when the game developers of the series were introducing spell tomes for the new Elder Scrolls game, Skyrim while replacing spellmaking. The reason is some complications in the series' story about what happened in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Yet I only saw the trailers to Skyrim. That was...before..." Kohta starts to look down before after remembering what happened before showing up in this planet. He snaps out of it after sniffing something in the air. "Is something burning?"

Yuri gasps, "The mutton!" She quickly checks on the campfire to make sure that dinner isn't ruined. "Safe!"

Toshimi checks on the pancakes to make sure they aren't burning as well. "Pancakes are done!"

Nora jumps up in the air, "PANCAKES!" She rushes at Toshimi with her mouth watering, heavy breathing, and holding both a fork and knife in her hands.

Toshimi is a little freaked out.

Winter asks the other three members of Team JNPR, "Where did you find these...spell tomes?"

"They were in the basement where they were untouched." Ren explained.

"Yeah. And we found out that this library is connected to the museum down there." Jaune added.

"Dinner's ready!" Yuri says to the group.

"We'll explain more later." Pyrrha says to Winter.


AN: If those who are wondering, Highschool of the Dead came out in 2010. Elder Scrolls Skyrim came out in 2011, so Skyrim never came out during the zombie apocalypse.


Over at Blue Base, Tucker checks out Basebook on his own computer to see if any women are on for his...recreational time.

"Let's see." he says to himself. "Where can I find any nude chicks on this site?" He checks and gets a screen that says: 'ALL NUDE PICS ARE BANNED!' "Fuck! Is there any pornsites on this damn thing?!"

Then there was a knock in his door. Or rather the sound of something metal banging on his metal door.

Tucker looked at the door, "The sock is there for a reason!" He looks back at the computer with a surprise guest behind him.

"Hello!"

"JESUS!" Tucker jumped from his seat. "Caboose?! What the fu- How did you get in?!"

"I was knocking on the door with my helmet."

"That's not what I-...Why?"

"That leaves out when and where."

Tucker just looks at Caboose with complete silence as he is trying to wrap his head around what the fuck Caboose is talking about. He sighs, "What do you want?"

"Yeah, uh, I need your help with my pet T-Rex. He need feeding."

"Your- Wait, what?!"

They made their way to one of the flag temples where Caboose shows off his new T-Rex as Tucker just stands in complete shock while looking up at the things head.

Caboose introduces, "This is Roaring Kitten Jacob Jingleheimer Andersmither."

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS?!" Tucker shouts.

Alpha shows up, floating around, "Hey guys." He stops at the two before looking at the T-Rex, "What are you guys- WHOA!"

The T-Rex gently growls at Alpha.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Alpha looks at Caboose, "WHEN THE HELL DID YOU TAMED A T-REX?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAME A T-REX?!"

The T-Rex lets loose a big dump on the moss covered bricks with a large fart sound.

Lopez comes in as he notices. "Joder esto! ¡No estoy limpiando después de esto!"
Translation: "Fuck this! I'm not cleaning-up after this thing!"

Then walks away.

Alpha looks at Caboose, "Care to explain on HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET A T-REX!"

Caboose explains...the best that he can, "Oh, I was busy with my hunting party before the storm came and saw the T-Rex sleeping as I shove narcotics into its butt and gave it some meat that I got from some dodos that I try to help but Albert blew them up. So I gave the roasted meat to the T-Rex, he loved it, and we became best friends."

Both Tucker and Alpha are flabbergasted by what Caboose just said.

"What the fuck, Caboose." Alpha said as he just stares at Caboose.

Tucker tries to recap, "Sooooo, you just shoved drugs into a 5 ton man-eating monster anally, fed it, and it became your new pet."

"If you wanna put it that way, yeah." Caboose says.

Tex then showed up, "What the fuck is that smell?" She then noticed the over 5 ton monster in the room. "THE FUCK!?" She aimed her battle rifle at it.

"DON'T!" Caboose shout out. "He's a friend!"

Tex lowered her gun, "Then put that thing outside when it has to go!" Tex speaks in an angered tone. "As a matter of fact, MAKE SURE IT STAYS OUTSIDE!"

"But there's a storm outside!" Caboose argued, "He might get blown away!"

Alpha looks at Caboose, "I doubt that a 5 ton monster would easily get swept away by a simple storm."

A blue zealot then enters the room, "Huh, guys? One of the elephants got tipped over and we need help."

Alpha looks at the blue zealot, "How the fuck did a 205 ton machinery get blown away? *sighs* Alright, I'll help."

"I'll clean up." Caboose says as he pulls out a gravity hammer.

"Not with a hammer, Caboose."

"I'm leaving." Tucker says as he notices the dinosaur looking at him. "I'm pretty sure it wants to eat me."

Roaring Kitten starts to lick his lips at Tucker as if he sees Tucker as a snack.

"Okay, I'm gone!" Tucker runs as fast as he can to get out while Caboose picks up the giant poop.


Over in the desert, Sarge's squad have set up a yurt on one side to prevent sand from burying the warthog while a tent is behind it.

"I can't take it anymore!" Sarge says from his tent. "It is time for me to declare war on the desert and its sandstorms!"

"You can't declare war on nature, Sarge." Rick says through the radio.

"Why not!? Mankind has always declare war on nature by making non-environmentally friendly machinery such as diesel, factories, monster trucks, and BBQ grills that require charcoal! We even made many dangerous animals extinct so mankind can survive and to prove that we are superior to every being on Earth! Even killing off the dinosaurs so we can use their unleaded fossil fuels!"

"What's a dinosaur?" Alex asked.

"Just big scary reptiles that went extinct due to comets, climate change, and lack of food due to their size which they later evolved into birds." Theos explained. "Many of them were stubborn, dumb, and mean."

"...Kind of like Sarge."

Everyone started to laugh over the radio with Sarge getting upset.

"TREASON! MUTINY!" Sarge shouts as he loads his shotgun. "Prepare for my shotgun court-marshal!" Sarge tries to get out of the tent but ended-up getting blasted by the wind of sand so he closes the tent. "Okay." he says more calmly. "I'll wait."


Back at the library, everyone enjoys their dinner with mutton mix with udon. Nora ate pancakes and is stuffed as she just lays down on the floor.

Winter shakes her head, "Such unrefinement and a disgrace."

Toshimi claps her hands, "So." Which got everyone's attention. "Shall we see the books you guys brought back?"

"Yeah." Kohta agrees. "Maybe I can learn about enchantments so I can give my weapons an edge." He pulled out his modified 10mm pistol with a powerful receiver, long light ported barrel, sharpshooter's grip, a quick eject magazine, reflex sight, and compensator. He does his infamous crazed smile, "I like to add some more...modifications!" Kohta does a scary chuckle when he finishes his sentence. He looks back at everyone who are giving freaked out looks at him. "...What?"

"I think you need to learn to relax a little." Ren suggested.

Jaune says, "Ruby is also a gun fanatic, but you-" he points at Kohta, "-you're just scary when it comes to weaons."

"Yeah." Toshimi admits that Kohta is a little scary. "You're acting like a creep."

"Well said, Yuri." Jaune agrees with Toshimi.

"I'm Toshimi."

"Sorry, you both sound alike."

Yuri giggles a little. "Anyway, do you have any other books from the basements for everyone to read?"

"Speaking of everyone." Ren points out, "Should we set up the teleporter?"

"Oh yeah!" Octavia realizes. "I almost forgot!"

Octavia pulled out the teleporter from her inventory and set it up. She turned on the machine but the green light flickers constantly. The light isn't like the the ones from the other teleporters before closing back-up.

"That was...interesting." Octavia says before seeing what is going on with it.

"Something's wrong." Gwen states the obvious. "Teleporters aren't supposed to do that."

"I agree." Octavia says as she examines the teleporter. "Do you think it has something to do with the storm?"

"Probably?" Jaune shrugs.

"Could be." Pyrrha says. "Lightning storms do cause electromagnetic pulses depending on the amount of energy they release and stored-up."

"Guess we have to wait until the storm passes." Dew says as she looks out the windows. But, she noticed something glowing outside. It was some sort of gloomy light blue light that appeared for eight second then disappears. It wasn't a flash of lightning. Lightning flashes only stay for a second or two. And it only shine on the ground floor, not the top floor like lightning does.

Nebula looks at Dew, "Something wrong?"

"Probably nothing." Dew responds. "Just thought I saw something."

Nebula looks at the ground floor windows to see what Dew is looking at, yet sees nothing. "Well, lets get a few spells just in case."

Dew looks at her team leader while smiling, "Yeah. Although I wonder if they made any wind spells. That's something I would like."

"You always love feeling the dry winds back home, do you?"

"Yeah." Dew looks down. "I'm starting to miss our home."

Nebula places her right hand on Dew's shoulder, "I know. I miss Vacuo as well. But I don't miss the desert winds. They ruin my skin."

Dew smiles while gently punching Nebula's shoulder, "You ass."

Both of them started laughing.

"Come on." Nebula says while walking to the table, "Let's see what new magic tricks we can do."


Back in the vault, Ruby tries to play Zeta Invaders on a terminal in a common area that acts as an arcade with all those pip-boy games such as Red Menace, Pipfall, Atomic Command, and Grognak & the Ruby Ruins. That is until Yang comes in.

"Hey, Rubes?"

"Hold on!" she says as she tries to concentrate. "Almost finished with this level. I'm on my last-" She got shot by one of the invaders and lost her last life. "Dang it!" Ruby sighs before looking at Yang. "What's up?"

"Something's wrong with the teleporters. They started shorting out."

Ruby gets off her seat. "That's not good. That means Winter, Jaune, Pyrrha, and the others can't get back!" Ruby starts to worry that she may not see them again.

"Probably just the storm." Yang hypothesized. "Just the ones outside of the vault. Ciel did a test on two teleporters inside the vault and they work fine. It's just that the ones outside isn't working."

"Well it could be the lightning." Ruby suggests. "Sun tried a gun during that he got from one of those drops during a lighting storm on our third day here, and it won't fire."

"Oh yeah." Yang remembers. "Think the teleporters are the same technology?"

"I don't think so." Ruby looks at her crafting menus to see if she can craft a teleporter. "I'm not seeing anything that involves crafting a teleporter. Plus that thing is more alien tech than human."

"Alright, but I'm just letting you know. Okay?"

Ruby looks at her sister, "Sure. By the way-" She starts to smile playfully.

"Yeah." Yang smiles.

Ruby pulls out a UNSC laptop, "Wanna play a game?"

Yang cracks her knuckles, "You're on!"

"The loser gets to clean the toilets!"


Over at the Scorched Earth area, at the Legion Camp, a scout approaches Legate Judicator in his tent. Unaware that the scout is secretly a synth for the scientists for observation.

"Hail, Caesar!" he saluted to Legate Judicator.

"Hail, Caesar." he nodded from his chair.

"I have a report about lands beyond the sands!" He speaks in military fashion when addressing the higher ranking commander.

"What is it?"

"We found a fertile land with large mountains that're acting as a shield! There are people there among some form of ruin while wearing some strange armor!"

"An advanced tribe, maybe?" This got Legate Judicator curious.

"Unknown! Sandworms started to attack us and the place is forticated! I'm all that is left, my lord!"

Legate Judicator started to stand from his chair as he makes an order. "Prepare the troops! We will find this new land and conquer it once the storm has passed! And for your bravery, dedication, and your survival, you are promoted to prime legionary!"

The newly promoted scour saluted, "Thank you, my lord!"

On the otherside of Scorched Earth, at the Exiles Camp, a Hyrkanian archer thrall, who is also a synth, came to Nonan's little fortress to give a similar report.

Nonan rises from his chair, "Then we must prepare for war!" he shouted. "Once the storm passes, get my priests ready to summon the avatar of our gods! Prepare the dogs, the camels, and the elephants for a siege! Gather the sorcerers to overthrow our enemies!"

Back at the Legion Camp, a messenger on his velociraptor was sent back to the Mojave to bring word to Caesar about the newly discovered land. Same is happening over at the Exiles Camp with a messenger being sent to the Exile Lands to inform the Overlord. The Legion soldiers prep their guns, blacksmiths forge bullets and swords for the troops, Beast Masters getting their beasts ready for battle, and troops practice in their yurts for combat against a new foe. The Exiles prepare their beasts of war by feeding them human meat, the priests in act rituals to prepare to summon avatars at their respective altars, alchemists prepare orbs for the soldiers, and they even have a few sorcerers ready with a special power. (Just so you know, there isn't any actual sorcery in Conan Exiles so I have to borrow something from another Conan game. Unless they put up a DLC that involves actual magic.) Both sides are ready and willing to fight and die for their beliefs, conquest, treasure, and who knows what else they desire.


Back at Sarge's tent, he felt something in the air again. He radios his squad.

"Guys. I'm getting that feeling again."

Rick responds, "Old man diarrhea?"

"No!"

Theos then says, "Gonorrhea?"

"No! Actually, I did feel something wrong down there, but that's not the feeling I'm getting."

John asks, "Are you sensing a battle happening now?"

"Close. But it's more like it is gonna happen soon. And I have a feeling we should head back."

"Finally!" Rick says with joy. "I knew coming out here is a bad idea."

That is when Alex says something, "Actually, I have a similar feeling. Something I haven't felt since my invasion of Persia. Like, our base is about to be attacked."

"Then we head back to base to prepare for battle! CHHAAARRRGGEE!" Sarge opens his tent only to be blasted by a gust of sand again before closing. "...when the storm passes."

Everyone in the yurt started laughing at Sarge's repeated mistake.


AN: Hey guys! I'm back after July 4th Week with a new chapter. And the polls are over. As for the winner; here's a little trailer.


Jesse and Petra. Heroes that went through a lot in their time. They reunite the Order of the Stone to defeat the Witherstorm, found new world with their own problems that need solving, met the tyrannical Old Builders; and defeated the mad Admin, Romeo. When these adventures are over, they went off on another adventure to parts unknown.

Jesse and Petra maybe heroes of their world and others, but there is another on a different world that their destinies will intertwine soon. Under the heat of a square-shaped sun in a desolated wasteland. A teenage boy wearing a green t-shirt, blue pants, black shoes, brown hair, white skin, and brown eyes is over-looking at some sort of camp while on his belly. He is using a pair of binoculars to spy at a camp. A raider camp. Raiders wearing mix-match armor such as leather, exo-suit, iron, hazmat, and other pieces of armor that has been collected. They look like they were celebrating with pints of ale and bottles of beer as they laugh, cackle, and giggle.

A Kahjiit, all dressed in Arab clothing that make him look like a tan & white desert bandit, crawled-up beside the teenage boy, "Is our target in the camp, Asland?"

"I'm not seeing him." he replies, "Must be in that hut over there." He pointed at the hut made of iron blocks with a spruce door on it. "I'll get from behind and signal. Got it, Rahad?"

"Rahad understands."

Asland manages to get to the back of the camp with a flintlock revolver in hand. When an unarmored raider in his boxers drinks his bottle of beer, Asland shot him in the head. The raiders stopped what they were doing as they look at the person responsible for the shot.

"HEY!" one of the raiders shouted, "HE KILLED TIM!"

"Wait a minute!" one of the raiders say as he recognize the boy, "That guy is Asland Draco! One of the resistance leaders!"

"For real?"

"Hey! If we can take this guy out, Lord Simon might pardon us and give us A-class citizenship at Simon City!"

One of the raiders pulled out an iron sword, "Now that's something worth while!"

Asland pulled out his Mandalorian green lightsaber and activate it. Then a sniper shot was fired at one of the raiders that killed him in one shot. Then shots of Halo battle rifles were fired at the camp that caught the raiders off guard as barrage of bullets were fired at them. Some of the raiders use laser rifles, 10mm SMGs, and bows & arrows at the hill where Rahad and many resistance members are shooting at. Asland ran up to one of the raiders in iron armor and sliced the raiders down. He spin between three raiders with his lightsaber that killed them, yet they didn't disappear like what you expect from Minecraft. Then a raider wearing amethyst chestplate, leggings, and boots while having a blue mohawk comes out of the hut.

"What the heck is going on?!" he says as he heard the noises from his iron hut.

Asland sees his target as he runs up to him, jump, and knocked him out by a simple kick to the head. Two resistance fighters tied up the raider leader with a lead as Asland goes inside the hut. He and Rahad heard something inside. Almost like crying. Asland kicked down the door to reveal a little girl running up and crying to Rahad and Asland. Rahad tries to comfort the girl as Asland looks at the horror in the hut. Inside of the hut, there are headless bodies all over the place along with the heads mounted on the walls as trophies of many men, women and children. Enraged, he stormed out of the hut as he pulls out his lightsaber again.

The raider leader woke up as Asland marched his way towards the leader with the look of fury in his eyes. He grabbed the head of the raider leader by the mohawk.

"What're you doin'?" the raider leader asked while being scared as Asland activates his lightsaber.

He speaks in a low-tone, deep, angry voice, "Killing monsters." SLASH!

Minecraft: Story Mode
Season 3

Coming Soon to Fanfiction

Everyone got on the horses with the little girl riding with Rahad. Asland looks at the girl before looking forward, feeling guilty. As they left the disassembled camp behind, there is the head of the raider leader on a fence post as a warning sign to all raiders with the look of horror on his face. An ironic, cruel, yet deserving fate.


AN: That's right! I'm gonna work on Minecraft: Story Mode Season 3. But since I'm gonna work on both stories, I'm gonna upload one chapter every two weeks rather than once a week. One week for this series then another week for the other story then the week after this story.

Forgot to mention that I may need help with the mods. Truth is, I don't have the Minecraft game because my laptop sucks so I need help with all the crafting recipes of the many different mods. I do go on Youtube and look for wiki sites, but they don't provide much information. So I do need help with the mods. Any information would be helpful.