When Hazel woke up, she was comfortable and warm apart from her back hurting a bit. She felt Teddy tug on her hair and guessed it must be time to wake up and feed Teddy his breakfast. She opened her eyes and found a face infront of her.' Hmmm... Did I put a new poster on my wall. Not to my taste, looks like a comic-con. Oh wait , it's a person infront of me. She Looked down to her lap and saw Teddy bundled up between her and the masked man. And her bra straps were loose, part of her dress was torn and hanging loose. Her mind screeched to a halt. She looked back up his face and it took her a couple of seconds to form a coherent thought about taking action. She cried out wandlessly "Depulso" and the man went flying towards the opposite wall. Kakashi leapt up and pointed a kunai to her throat and demanded,
"What's your identity?... State your intention and allegiance. And what's a Hyoton user doing so far out of Kirigakure? If you even are of Yuki kekke genkai ."
She grabbed Teddy, dropped the cloth around her hands and scrambled back to the edge. Hazel then pulled out her wand from its holster and pointed it to the man's heart. She didn't understand a thing the man was saying, but she did understand his demanding tone. It would be bad if she delayed answering. That knife he's pointing at her looks awfully sharp. Well, time to see if he knows English or not. She started with some basics,
" Do you understand me? Are you associated with the Darklord, going by that mask? If you are, I won't hesitate to end you here."
Seeing no comprehension in his eyes, only confused surprise, she started raking her brain for the spell Hermione created for translation. In the meantime, he lowered his odd diamond shaped knife from her neck. 'Aha, got it.' she gave herself a mental pat for remembering that little spell. She pointed the wand to her throat and said, "Trafero Lingua"pointed the wand to his head and said"Vertos"while doing a downward U motion in reverse. And while he was looking skeptically at the tip of her wand like he thought she was crazy, the moment the light hit his head, his knife came out fast and at her throat again with enough pressure to draw blood. Even still she remained calm and did the same with his throat and her temple before he can freak out anymore. Then she moved her wand away and asked
" Can you understand me now?"
"Ofcourse I understand you, why wouldn't I?"
"Because you couldn't before." 'Yay, spell successful. Now if only he'd stop pointing the damn knife at me'
Then she started her questions again...
"What is that mask associated with? Show me your left forearm."
"I'm the one asking questions here lady. It will be good for you to answer me fast and truthfully. What's your name? And what was that light for?"
"I'm not the one who tore up someone's clothing and molested them in their sleep. So no, I'm not telling you anything, you pervert."'But if he doesn't know my name, then he's obviously not a death eater. Come to think of it, I don't sense any magical signature either. Damn. I'll have to obliviate him. I ain't good with that. Where's Hermione when you need her? More importantly where am I?'
Kakashi's ear tips turned red at that and he fumed.
"Is that how you show gratitude for saving your life, for entertaining your brat, and for treating your wound, frostbite and hypothermia?"
"Frostbite? Wounds?"
''So that's why my fingers are numb and my back hurts. How did I get hurt again? Oh, right, ambushed by Avery and Mulciber. 3 curses hit me. A cutting hex on my back, a 'Flagrante' curse on my right sleeve, and a 'Glacius Maxima' charm on my right hand. A 'Bombarda' hit Teddy and got deflected. Holy Morgana Teddy! Is my baby alright!' As she was thinking all these things, the pervert tore her wand out of her hands. Hazel started panicking,' Oh no, he disarmed me against my will! What if the elder wand changes its allegiance to him? What if my phoenix feather wand changes its allegiance to him? Calm down Potter, calm down. Think logically. He's a muggle, right? So a wand can't be his. And even if it can be, all you have to do is cast a wandless 'Expeliarmus' and win your wands back. Right now Teddy is the priority.' With that she turned to fuss over her godson.
As she heard the word wound, her grip on her wand slackened. Kakashi watched her face race through so many expressions so fast, it was fascinating.'Well, she's definitely not a kunoichi with that kind of expressive face.'
Kakashi saw his chance and plucked the wand out of her fingers. That jolted her out of her thoughts and she looked so panicked that he realised , this measly little stick was important to her. 'it must be, if it can do something special.' Then she totally went calm and turned around to check on her son who didn't like being ignored and was pulling on the hem of her dress. That made her entire back visible to him and with the boy tugging at her dress, the entirety of her shoulders as well. He wanted to look away but he had to stay vigilant in case she tries something else.
After Hazel made sure that Teddy was alright, she noticed that his hair was the same as the pervert. ' Ugh... one more reason to obliviate him.' She turned around and found the guy watching her like a guard dog.
"Now I know for sure you're really a pervert. Would you stop looking?"
"I'm not letting you of my sight till you give me the answers I'm looking for. What is your name and state your business in this place."
"Okay fine you grumpy old pervert."
"I'm only 19, thank you very much."
"Hah! So you do admit you're a pervert?"
"No. Answers. Now."
Sigh... "My name , I will tell you after I decide whether I can trust you or not. As for what my business here is, well, I was ambushed by some bad guys while I was having a picnic with my friends. They did something that transported me and Teddy here.I had no intention of being here, especially not in front of an avalanche."
"What was that light you shot at me? Was it suppose to blind me?"
"Oh that? No no, not to blind you. But to translate my language directly from my throat to your brain in your native language and vice versa. Right now I'm speaking English and you're speaking your language."
"That's a lie. A technique like that doesn't exist. Not even the Yamanaka can do that."
"That's because my best friend is the one who developed it."
"She must be talented."
"Yep, smartest of us all."
"And what exactly are you?"
"Excuse me?"
"You don't use chakra, yet you are capable of doing things like shinobi. What are you?"
"I'm sorry, the translation is probably malfunctioning, coz for a second I thought you said ninja."
"No, you heard right. I am a shinobi. So what are you if you can do shinobi like things without chakra?"
"Ninja are real? And what's chakra?"
"What kind of rock have you been living under? Everybody knows what is a shinobi, and chakra."
"A big colourful one. So you guys use chakra thingy to do what?"
"Walking on walls, breathing fire, swimming underground, etc. Among other things. Now answer me, what is it that you did with the snow? Does it have anything to do with this stick?"
' Do I tell him or not? I don't know where am I or my friends are. I have Teddy to think about. And I'm probably in a whole different continent going by the language where apparently ninjas exist. Its not like I have a choice. And he does seem like a good guy. He saved my life and kept my baby from freezing after all. Okay I'll trust him. If it doesn't work out,I can always obliviate him and run like hell with Teddy.'
" Do you believe in magic?"
"No. What? Are you a witch or something?"
"..."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"No. I am a witch. And Teddy here is a wizard."
"Yeah... And I'm a dolphin."
"If you don't believe me... Well then... Expelliarmus."
"How did you do that?"
"Magic."
"I still don't believe you. You could have used a chakra string. Wait, I did not sense any chakra. Show me something else." With that he uncovered his sharingan which startled Hazel at first,but she relaxed seeing the tomoes. Then she thought that she could transfigure something. She found the cloth that was tied around her hands and tapped then with her wand, "Draconifors" and a miniature Norberta sparng up with a cute roar amidst fiery orange glow. She tapped her left shoe and said " Lapifors" and a bunny from a mint green light hopped onto Kakashi's lap. She pointed upwards with"Avis" and a flock of kingfishers appeared with a blue light.' Overkill? I know. Bit I just want the asshole speechless in awe. Aaaaannnd it worked.'
Kakashi slowly looked back down at her and quietly exhaled "Well I'll be damned."
Authors note;
Bold-English
Italics-thoughts
Bold+italics- elemental nation language
Reviews:-
Val'Hor- thanks. But I'm googling the facts and then using them. All the spells, translation, maps and timeline are cannon compliant except Harry Potter's gender. I'll try to keep it as interesting as possible by me.
917brat-thank you. But if Tobi would try to molest anyone, it would be Deidara.
Bluepeony0- thank you.
Paola - gracias