After all the privacy barriers were set up, Kakashi straightened up and dropped the bomb,

"She's from a different dimension. Accidentally traveled here and doesn't know our language."

Hiruzen calmly removed his pipe and said, "Would you please repeat yourself my boy?"

Kakashi-"I said, she's from another dimension. She accidentally traveled here. They speak a different language, that is why she cannot speak our language. Whatever she'll say only I will be able to understand it here "

Ibiki-"That's very hard to believe."

Anko-"Yeah. Like parallel dimension even exists."

Inoichi-"What makes you think that Kakashi?"

Kakashi-"Well, there's a lot of evidence pointing towards it."

Inoichi-"Are you gonna share those evidences any time soon?"

Kakashi-"For starters, she doesn't use chakra. She has chakra capacity of a civilian but still she can use jutsus. Which has never been seen before. All the jutsu she used takes a different kind of energy than chakra. I can't detect it. She doesn't speak our language and she kept asking about countries I've never even heard of. Then, there's this."

With that he took out a storage scroll and unsealed a rabbit and some reptilian creature.'So that's where those went' Hazel thought. The two animals immediately set out to explore the room.

Inoichi-"How come the animals are still alive even after being in a storage scroll? That's absolutely impossible. They'll need oxygen to survive."

Hazel-"They are not exactly alive. They won't eat, sleep or breath. They are essentially just animated dolls or something."

Kakashi-"They are not exactly alive. They won't eat, sleep or breath. They are essentially just animated dolls or something. That's what she said. She made the dragon from my clothes and the rabbit from her shoe. It's a jutsu of some kind of theirs."

Shikaku-"Did you check the possibility of the translation jutsu she used on you being a genjutsu?"

Hazel-"Ooohh he's smart."

Kakashi-"Ofcourse he is. He is a Nara. And Shikaku san, I had my sharingan active when she did it this morning. I regularly checked for any illusion last two days."

Hazel-"Wow pervert. I'm feeling the love deeply."

Kakashi-"Will you stop calling me that. And you are a possible threat, ofcourse I'll check thoroughly."

Hazel stuck her tongue out to him and he just dialled the eye-smile up a notch. Anko was pleasantly surprised to see that. 'He hasn't bantered like that with anybody since Obito. Gai doesn't count. Maybe, some good will come out of it for the emotionally constipated asshole. I still have a 10% doubt the kid is his.' The hokage just let out a chuckle and nodded to Shikaku.

Shikaku-"Well the interrogation is going nowhere if you're the only one who can understand her. How about she perform the jutsu on us too."

Ibiki-"Let her do the jutsu on all except hokage sama and Shikaku san, since he's our commander, keep a recording of the exchange to be heard later. If there's any genjutsu then the hearing of the recording at later point of time will eliminate that."

Hiruzen-"If what Kakashi said is true then I'll need to be the one to conduct the interrogation. None of you have the clearance for it. And we'll need Shikaku's analysis on things too."

Ibiki-"But hokage sama ! The risks involved! And he is our capture expert."

Hiruzen-"Enough. She's in a strange land being interrogated by strangers. If she can put her trust in one of our fellow shinobi, surely we can extend the same curtsey to her as well."

Ibiki-"Hai . Hokage sama."

Hazel-"The house of Potter is in your debt for placing unregulated trust in us. As the lady of the house, I deem you worthy of our alliance. So mote it be."

A soft cyan glow surrounded the hokage after this. Immediately Anko, Inoichi stood infront of him and Shikaku captured her with kagemane. Ibiki was with a knife infront of her. Kakashi being the only one to understand what she said, asked,

"What is it that you just did? What kind of alliance?"

Hazel-"What I just did was establish an alliance between my family's and that of your leaders. If at any point of time he or his descendants require my assistance, I'll be honour bound to help him. Not magically bound mind you, but honour bound. I've essentially considered him an ally of house Potter. Call it an incentive. I'll be helping him as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. In case of me refusing, I'll lose a bit of my wealth to the bank of our place. The same goes for him as well. He'll be honour bound to help me as well. As he doesn't have any money in our bank, he won't lose anything from refusing to help me, but the more help I get from him, the more I'll be bound to help him. It's a give and take relation."

Kakashi-"She just established an alliance between her family's and that of hokage sama. If at any point of time he or his descendants require her assistance, she'll be honour bound to help him. She considered him an ally of the Toko house. Call it an incentive. She'll be helping him as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. In case of her refusing, she'll lose money. Hokage sama won't lose anything from refusing to help her, but the more help she gets, the more she'll be bound to help him. It's a give and take relation. That's what she said."

Hiruzen-"Very well. You may apply your translation jutsu on Shikaku, Inoichi and I. You know your job I suppose, Ibiki kun?"

Anko-"Hokage sama! Don't leave me hanging. I wanna hear too."

Hiruzen-"Ofcourse my child. And Anko too."

Hazel then got her wand out from her holster, pointed to her throat and, "Trafero Lingua", pointed to Anko's head and,"vertos". She repeated the same process for all except Kakashi and Ibiki. Ibiki got out a recording device and set it up.

Hiruzen-" Well then. What is your name miss? And how did you end up here? What evidence can you provide us of you being from a different dimension?"

Hazel-"My name is Hazel Potter. "

Kakashi-"I thought your name was Mansaku, not Hashibami toko."

Hazel-"Something must have gotten lost in translation. Yes i am a witch and my name is Hazel, but I don't go around calling myself witch-hazel. Anyway, I was ambushed by some enemies while out with friends and they did something, I don't know what, that transported me, Teddy and this Bowtruckle here. I am from a country called England which is on the continent of Europe. I checked the position of stars, planets and the moon. I haven't moved to a different planet, that's for sure. Even though the moon here's almost twice as big as mine. When i asked Kakashi to show me a map of your world, I realised that it covers the entire earth, and I've never seen those borders before in my life. I tried a locating spell but couldn't find any of my friends or known places. Another thing is I've never even heard of this chakra thingy you guys keep talking about. I mean sure, we have concepts of it in India, but it is purely metaphysical. Then there's the fact that I sense a tremendous lack of magical energy around us. By the way, I am a witch. I can perform spells, brew potions, fly on a broomstick, etc etc. Any more you want to ask?"

Hiruzen-" We'll require a blood test from you to see if there's any discrepancy between your blood and ours Hashibami san. How did you think of coming to konoha?"

Hazel-" Nothing to say on the witch matter! Not a peep!"

Hiruzen-" I am reserving my judgement on that for now. "

Hazel-" And please don't ask me to give my blood unless I can be present for the analysis of it and to destroy it later. There was an incident in the war where my blood was used to resurrect my parent's murderer, after that I've become wary of anybody asking to take blood. And I came to your village only because Kakashi asked me to and said you'll be able to help me."

Hiruzen-"You've been in a war? What was your role in it? Who were the two sides?"

'Schist. I didn't want to reveal about the war. Especially my role in it. They are a military organization, now they'll be even more wary of me. Do I tell them the truth, or lie . Hmmm. I do need all the help I can get while Teddy's with me. Lie by omissions it is then.'

Hazel-"There was a war among my people, the cause of it is utter stupidity. It was pure bloods vs everything else. A certain snake loving immortality obsessed asshole had delusions of grandeur and wanted world domination and..."

Anko-"You had contact with orochimaru?"

Hazel-"Who is this orochimaru? Kakashi mentioned him, but didn't elaborate."

Anko-" Our snake loving immortality obsessed asshole."

Hazel-" Oh. You have one too ! Well not him. He called himself Voldemort. His name was Tom Riddle."

Kakashi-"He gave himself a moniker! That's pretty dumb."

Hazel-"Will you guys stop interrupting me all the time. Yes, he gave himself a moniker, but nobody thought it dumb. everybody was terrified of even uttering his name. That's how much people feared him. When he was at the height of his power, he targeted my parents one day while they were in hiding, you see, my parents were part of a secret organisation created by our old headmaster to oppose Voldemort. When he arrived, he killed my father first, then went for me. My mother sacrificed her life in exchange for mine, which invoked an ancient powerful protection magic. So when he turned his wand on me, his curse backfired and destroyed his own body instead. That is how I ended the war as a fifteen month old baby."

Shikaku-"Why would he target you specifically? If he were only after your parents , he would have taken you to be turned into a soldier for him."

Hazel-"You really are very smart. There was a prophecy about a baby born at end of july being his downfall born to parents who have thrice defied him, and he thought I was that baby. Anyway fast forward to my 4th year at school, his subordinate kidnaps me from school and uses my blood to resurrect his master, so that my mother's protection will be invalid. The war has officially restarted. But our headmaster Dumbledore is the one he feared the most, so he couldn't openly take over anything while he was alive. He tried getting the full prophecy, but I thwarted his plans with my friends, by sheer luck and stubbornness. He managed to arrange Dumbledore's death, or that's what he thought, but he was already dying. Anyway , with him dead, the ministry and Hogwarts were taken over by his followers. Non-magicals were being killed for fun, anybody opposing his reign was tortured. Me and my two best friends went on the run. You see, he had divided his soul into 7 pieces and this turned him near immortal. We were tasked with destroying those pieces. When we eventually did, he turned mortal, and I finally finished him off in a duel. Mind you it was more luck and help from headmaster than skill, but I did it in the final battle at the school."

Hiruzen-"Why were you tasked with finishing him off, and why were you the one to stop him from getting this prophecy when you were only a student? Surely there must have been others capable of it."

Hazel-"You are forgetting the fact that I was the chosen one to destroy him and even if I weren't, I still was a symbol of his vulnerability. I had managed to survive where none had ever done so before when he decided to target them, and I continued to be thorn in his side ever since I turned 11. A megalomaniac like that won't tolerate it, so he continued to target me almost every year in order to finish the job so to speak."

At this point Teddy had enough of the adults boring talk. He squirmed out of his mother's hold and ran after the rabbit. All the ninja present chuckled seeing this, even Ibiki cracked a rare smile. As he was chasing after his prize, abruptly he came to a halt infront of Ibiki and said "Ups". When he didn't respond, Teddy turned back to his mom and asked " Eye?"

"Oh love, that's not mad-eye."

"Dada"

"That's not daddy either sweety. I am sorry. He has only seen pictures of his dad and a friend mad-eye Moody with heavy scars like that, so he's asking me if you're one of them or not."

"Not bee"

"No. He's not Bill either."

Anko-" Ohh now the brat thinks you're his father Ibiki, or some mad-eye guy coz of the scars. hehe . Mad-eye suits you, you are always angry enough that your eyes are permanently red. What do you say, huh? Can I call you mad-eye?"

Ibiki-"No"

Anko-"Oh come on Pretty please."

Shikaku-"Mendoukuse. Be quiet Anko."

After getting his answers Teddy calmly sat down to play with his newly acquired toy rabbit, once again ignoring the adults.

Hiruzen-" Alright. Let's get to how Konoha will benefit from hosting you. Am I correct in assuming that you will be requiring our resources in looking for a way back home? Then tell us why should we host you. You don't plan to stay here, so we can't expect an workforce from you. Even though I'd like to have a kekkei genkai like yours in the village, there's nothing I can do about it. So tell me Hashibami san, why should I let you and your son in my village, even though you have potential to be a huge danger to it?"

Hazel-" I can mass produce your weapons without needing any raw materials, and those will last atleast 2 decades before vanishing. I can make a map of the village where it shows everybody by name in current time. This I can only do if There's a magical lay line for me to tap into inside the village, but I did sense an immense magical power while traveling to this place. All I'll need is the consent of the lay line and put some runes along the boundary you want me to trace . That is my highest offer, take it or leave it."

Hiruzen-" Well , that is a very convincing offer. However , Kakashi tells me you can make a special medicine and repair stuff."

Hazel-"Damn you Kakashi. Only Pepper-up ,which boosts stamina, and Dreamless sleep, which is very addictive. I can't repair anything without all the parts. Isn't it enough that I gave you my best offer? The map is a very complicated and draining piece of magic you know!"

Hiruzen- Chuckles " I wish for you to start on the map and dreamless sleep ASAP, weapons production and pepper-up can take a backseat till you have more time. Welcome to Konoha. I hope you enjoy your stay here."

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