Chapter 2-My Name is Konohamaru!

****Ren's POV****

****Dream****

Everything around me is blurry as I exclaim "But I wanna play with Ku!" as I stare up at a man with short black hair and his face just a smudge of color. "Just this once." He says placing a hand on my head and ruffling my hair causing another but similar man's voice to say "You're soft on her brother." "You're the one that's soft." He responds looking in the direction of the voice as I run to the boy, a few years older than me, with long black hair, and his face just a smudge of color as well. "You know my dear wife would probably kill us both if we tried training her right now. Forget it if she found out who we really were." The second answers with a slight fearful tone as the boy ruffles my hair as he smiles down at me saying "Be more careful Ren." after catching me after I tripped over air. "I hate to admit it but you're probably right." The first says in the same tone before adding "Don't go too far and keep her in your sights." "Yes sir." The boy answers before taking my hand gently and saying "Let's go Ren." "Ku, why do you call Uncle sir?" I question so the boy says-

****End****

"Ren! How long do you plan on sleeping?! We have to go get our picture taken! I finally figured out how to do it so we have to hurry before I forget!" Naruto yells pulling me from my bed. "I don't want to." I grumble curling up with the blanket that ended up being pulled down with me causing him to yell "No!" and rip it away from me. "Who cares what the picture looks like?" I mutter as Naruto forces me to sit up. He sighs and pushes my usual attire into my hands along with a hair brush before leaving my room shouting "Either you change, fix your hair, and come willingly or I'm doing it and will force you to come!" "Stupid Naruto." I grumble standing and doing as I'm told, knowing he'll do it since he's done it a few times before when I decided to be stubborn. That dream was strange. Oh well. I'll think about it later since it makes my head hurt. Now…where did that headband go? I think looking for the ninja headband given to me by Iruka-Sensei.

****Time skip****

A few minutes after getting the pictures I'm sitting next to Naruto in a chair as the third Hokage was looking at a picture. Naruto leaned forward and says "At first I couldn't figure out exactly how to do it. It took me like three hours to work it out and stuff but finally I got it. Like an art project on my face, only cooler." "Take it again." The third Hokage orders causing Naruto to yell "No way!" I sigh, get up, look at the picture, and bust out laughing as the third Hokage says "We can't accept this photo." "Yeah, well I'm not doing it again!" Naruto yells so him and the third Hokage have a stare down. Suddenly Naruto makes a hand sign and yells "Transform!" and doing his sexy Jutsu, has her say "Pretty please lord Hokage." Causing the third Hokage to fall off his chair in shock and get a bloody nose. I sigh, hand the third Hokage a napkin, and help him back up so he could regain his composure. "That's the sexy Jutsu you say? Tricky, very tricky don't do it again." The third Hokage tells Naruto as I sit back in my seat thinking I wonder how Naruto learned it. You know what I don't think I want to know. "And where is your headband Naruto, Ren?" the third Hokage then asks before adding "You're supposed to be wearing it." "Oh, I'm not putting it on until the orientation I don't wanna mess it up. I also hid Ren's so her's couldn't be messed up." Naruto says as I say "Ask him." And point at Naruto thinking He's definitely the reason it wasn't sitting on the dresser this morning. Causing the third Hokage says "So you want your and Ren's headband nice, but your photo which is supposed to identify you makes you look like a clown. It's for ninja training and missions which is the key to your future. Look at this picture you can't even tell who it is." "Well fine! How am I supposed to know all of this complicated stuff anyway?" Naruto complains before the door slams open and a kid with a long scarf runs in holding a shuriken yelling "Old man! I challenge you! I'm going to defeat you and become the fifth Hokage!" But he doesn't even get three feet before he trips on his own scarf, rubs his face, and cries "Something tripped me!"

"Are you okay honorable grandson? And by the way there's nothing for you to trip on its pretty flat." A ninja with sunglasses says running into the room as a small "pfft." Escapes as I try not to laugh before looking at Naruto and I with a half glare half smirk. I frown as the kid then points at Naruto and accuses "All right, you're the one who tripped me aren't you?!" Naruto then grabs the kid by his collar and yells "You tripped on your own feet dork!" causing sunglasses to yell "Hey you take your hands off of him right now! He's the honorable grandson of the honorable third Hokage!" Naruto stops asking "Huh?" as I look between the somewhat annoyed third Hokage and the now smirking kid. "What's the matter huh?! I thought you were gonna hit me huh tough guy! Afraid cause the third Hokage is my grandfather?! Or is it because you don't wanna hit me because your girlfriend is watching you?!" The kid exclaims then causing me to be surprised that he noticed me and the fact that I was a girl while Naruto got angry. "I don't care if he's your grandmother!" Naruto exclaims as I say "I'm no one's girlfriend." Naruto then yells "So believe it!" and hits the kid in the head causing sunglasses to panic as the kid halls to the floor. That done, I shake my head and leave the room with Naruto. "So Ren you wanna do something?" Naruto asks so I say "Go back to sleep." "No." Naruto says so I grumble "Why not?" This causes Naruto to say "Because this is the last day before we start our advanced ninja studies. We have to have fun." I groan causing him to get happy and exclaim "Let's go!"

We're walking for a few minutes before we realize we're being followed and look at each other with a "Huh?" before looking behind us to see a tan blob with feet. Looking at each other again I nod shrugging while Naruto puts his finger on his forehead humming "Uh huh." We then start walking again hearing the cloth flutter behind us followed by footsteps. We walk a few more minutes before Naruto gets annoyed and turns, pointing, and yelling "I know that you're following us! So just give it up!" When he stiffens I look back to see that the kid had the fence cloth sidewise and that the top of his head and hands were sticking out. I feel the look of 'is this kid serious?' flood my face as Naruto says "That's so obvious it's pathetic." This causes the kid to laugh and lower the cloth saying "Saw through my disguise huh? The rumors about you are true. You're good." I smirk, realizing that Naruto was distracted with the kid, and take the opportunity to just start walking away as the kid says "I'll be your apprentice and you'll be my trainer." "Eh?" Naruto questions just before I turn the corner but I pause when I then hear the kid yell "And afterword you've got to show me how to do that "Sexy Jutsu" thing you did on Grandpa Hokage!" "This is some kind of joke isn't it?" Naruto questions causing the kid to say "No! I need a new trainer. Please boss?" "Huh? Boss?" Naruto questions causing me to sigh knowing that got him as the kid exclaims "Yeah! You're the boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!" "Well okay. How can I refuse? Right Ren..." Naruto says trailing off, realizing I left, before yelling "Where did you go Ren?!" I stifle my laugh with my hand and head to the hot springs since the first place he'll look for me is at home.

****Time Skip****

I was just about asleep in the warm water when I hear Sakura scream "Naruto! You again! Stay out of the girl's locker room!" I sigh, get out, and get dressed while Naruto gets beat up by the other girls. A few minutes later I was standing to the side of a beat up Naruto looking at the kid while Naruto questions "Why do they only whack me?" I smack the back of Naruto's head saying "Naruto I've told you not to do that anymore." Before smacking the back of the kid's head adding "And you. Don't do that again. You hear me?" "But you left Ren!" Naruto exclaims so I yell "I'm not here for that!" and smack him again.

"Sorry. It's because I'm the grandson of a Hokage." The kid says then causing Naruto to look away from me and at the kid saying "Hey, don't worry about it." "Huh?" the kid questions so Naruto says "I prepared you so now you're ready to learn the Sexy Jutsu. Believe it! You're just going to need to practice." "Practice! Alright boss!" the kid yells so Naruto says "Now the trick is to get all the curves in the right places. So not Ren. You ready?" "I'm ready boss! Transform!" the kid yells then as I smack Naruto again for his comment yelling "Stop using me as a reference!" The kid then does failed transformation after transformation with Naruto yelling at him how to fix it.

A few minutes later they were taking a break and Naruto asks "So what's up with this obsession you have with your grandfather?" The kid sighs and explains "My grandfather named me Konohamaru. After the ancient name of the village so it should be easy to remember. But no one calls me that name, not one person in the whole village. That's 'cause when they look at me they don't really see me. All they see is the honorable grandson of the Lord Hokage. No one knows who I am. I can't stand it anymore it's like I'm invisible. Like I don't exist, I hate that. That's the reason…I've got to become Hokage now so people know who I am!" causing Naruto to say "Get real. You think people are going to accept a squirt like you?" so I add "A kid can't just turn into a Hokage after a day or two." Konohamaru gets mad and jumps up yelling/asking "What?!" "It's not that simple. You keep saying Hokage, Hokage. To really be a Hokage you know what you'll have to do?" Naruto says so Konohamaru asks "What? What is it?" Naruto grins at him and says "You're going to have to defeat me in battle."

Then Konohamaru's teacher says "I've found you!" from behind us. The three of us gasp and look at him to discover that he's giving Naruto a cold look, the one that everyone looks at him with, and I feel the anger building as he jumps from the tree and says "So Honorable Grandson, time to go home." "No way! I'm learning how to beat my Grandfather so I can get the title, Hokage! Now don't get in my way!" Konohamaru yells at him causing him to walk forward saying "A Hokage is more than just a fighter. He must know virtue, honor, wisdom, and he must be skilled in thousands of Justus. You don't even know one jutsu." Konohamaru then yells "Transform!" and does a successful Sexy Jutsu making Teacher man gasp as Konohamaru says "Hi there. Like my jutsu?" I stifle a laugh at Teacher who's frozen as Konohamaru says "Hey…He's not defeated." "W-Wh-What kind of scandalous technique is that?! Such tasteless vulgarity could never influence me! I am far above it! Honorable Grandson stop this right now! Naruto's turning you into a delinquent! Only my special training can put you on the fast track to becoming a Hokage!" Teacher man yells struggling to get Konohamaru to go with him as Konohamaru yells "Just leave me alone!" That's when Naruto yells "Shadow clone jutsu!" making multiple clones causing Konohamaru to yell "Wow! This is…Unreal." Teacher guy steps forward and says "Hump. I'm not impressed. I'm a Jounin an elite ninja warrior. I'm not some lightweight like Mizuki. Watch how a real ninja defeats an upstart." "Transform!" Naruto yells and all his clones do the sexy jutsu as well and crowd around him causing him to get a massive nose bleed and faint. "Got ya'! With my Harem Jutsu!" Naruto laughs then as I bust out laughing "That's hilarious!"

****Konohamaru's POV****

"Oh man! I couldn't even beat that snobby trainer of mine! I wanna be Hokage so bad but I keep messing up! Why can't I do it?!" I yell causing Ren to stop laughing and Naruto to say "You really think its that easy?" so I look at him and he continues "To be a Hokage you have to be the greatest of all ninja. You have to prove yourself so everyone believes in you. Look at me, I've been through a lot already. I've been ignored, pushed away, and treated like I had the plague or something. And after all that I found two people who believe in me. To find them I had to get knocked down a lot. So you better make sure you're ready." "For what?" I ask causing Naruto to turn his back to me and say "For a lot of sweat and tears…while you're learning to be a ninja." He then looks back at me chuckling before adding "By the way there's no easy way to becoming Hokage. Believe it." I turn away and say "Ha! Who do you think you are anyway, giving me a big lecture like that? That's it I'm not going to be your apprentice anymore." I look at him and add "From now on…we're rivals." I then smile at him and he smiles back before saying "We'll I can't be your trainer anyway, because tomorrow Ren and I start our advanced ninja studies. But I accept your challenge and someday we'll fight for the title of Lord Hokage. So let's both look forward to that day, Konohamaru." He then turns, starts walking away, and raises a hand up in goodbye so I salute him before I feel a hand on my head. Looking I see Ren who's smiling as she says "Good luck, Konohamaru. I look forward to your guys' match." And ruffles my hair causing me to blush. "Ren?! Not again!" Naruto yells in the distance then so she says "See you later." With a laugh before walking away calling "I'm coming you moron!"