Summary: Zim and Dib's new life.

Notes: lot of out of character about the whole Irken species. cause why not.

Somewhere in space

The Irken armada was on their way to their planet Irken. Its been a heck of years conquering planets and destroying them.

Tallest Red and Purple we're in the bridge, sitting and eating snacks.

They are so happy with their impending doom III

yes, they already have done impending doom II long ago.

Then started impending doom III In little later when every Irken had their rest mode

As such successful, something was missing.

Someone.

Those who conquered their planet. They report and went back to their home.
Red and Purple we're just about to get up when...

"My tallest! There's a call from an invader ship"

"Hu? ...an invader ..but all invaders did their assignment... There's no more invader" Red said

Purple nodding until he felt something in his spooch.
"WAIT! ...I think we know who that can be " Purple look at red with a scarred face.

Red getting the hit "OH IRK! NO! I-It c-cant be.. Is been long ago.. I don't think he still ali-"
Before finishing that sentence that the call is accepted and right in the front of the screen is...

Zim

Red and Purple spit their snacks and hoove to the screen, Seeing the Irken who had ruin so much.
Ruin their home planet, ruin impending doom I, kill two tallest and almost killing them in that stupid Florpus hole!

"ZIM! " both scream and shock with Zim's new change..

He... He

"YOU TALL! " Purple exclaims while Red just smiled at them... In a gentle way.

So creepy

"Hello, my tallest! Is been so long ago that I hadn't contact you...
And yes I'm tall! As you can see, it was thanked for that planet urth. "

Red and purple surprise face hadn't said any word. No one In the massive had said anything.
Zim looking at their stupid faces he chuckles "Alright, my tallest. I know this is kind of shocking and impossible. But the only logic is cause urth atmosphere... Something like that, I hadn't been myself for so long. I gave up conquering the planet and lived like a normal person with those hoomans, and then I started growing along with... My mate" last sentence got everyone out of their shock.

Red mumbles " wait wait wait... Did...you say mate? Y-you have a mate from another planet! "

"T-that can't be! Z-Zim.. You-you can't get a different species to mate! That's... "

Zim cuts them off "HA! What! Now you guys are considered me your species! Y-you sent me away to die! And I found a planet... And ever since I was still in mind that is an important mission! A mission to conquer a planet by myself and show you that I'm a perfect Irken! And... And what... What you all been doing...

IS LAUGHING AT ME. LAUGHING HOW PATHETIC DEFECTIVE IRKEN I AM"
Zim shouts, getting everyone's attention.

Red and Purple were a bit surprised that Zim knew the truth.
"a-alright, Zim w-we get it, s-so is been long..what you want now?"

Zim smile "I want to go home! I..i meant..if you guys would let me and my mate be on our home planet..we have done what is done with his planet and... w-we want to have peace... of course, with the tallest permission. " Zim bows his head. Red and purple minds are screw..they don't want Zim back to their home and worst bringing a different species! But it looks that Zim had changed, he is not so explosive with glory and doesn't have that look of admiration...

Well, thank Irk that the control brains are shut down. We are own now

Red look at Purple and nods him shrugging 'yah why not let him have in peace'

Red looks back at Zim "alright, Zim we going to let you come back home with your mate..but" Zim looks up with a shock expression. "b-but?"

"if you still have that stupid robot, you better take care of it and don't destroy our home, or you be kicked out! You got it?"

"y-yes! Of course! I..I appreciate, thank you my tallest"

"WAIT! Before you go..lets see your mate first
Purple signal with his claw

"ah, of course, my tallest..give me a second" Zim disappear then was pulling someone, there's a discussion on the background

"w-wait Zim..do-don't pull me yet! I'm fucking na-"
And right there in the front of the screen was a boy..and a very pale body..

What is that again?

His skin looks smooth, Dib horrified cover his groin, he sides glare at Zim, looking at every Irken on the screen. Dib started to blush "ah-...hello! I'm Dib!"

"OH LOOK is that big head boy we saw many years ago!"

"Oh yeaaa! He still has that big head... wow Zim..you kept that big head boy?"
Dib getting annoying with their comments "YES~ I am that big head boy... I meant NO! My head is not big!... I- I was Zim's enemy during that time"

"Ahhh, and... You accept to be his mate or he did something to your brain" red ask him.

"no no , I did accept. We have been together for 6 years already... I do love him"

"OH RED! H-he said that word!" Purple shook Red's shoulders.

Red look at the boy and Zim, Zim had a look that wasn't normal for any Irken. He nods both of them and gives his last word

"welcome to our planet Irken, Dib... Zim's mate"

5 months later: planet Irken

Dib and Zim's life have been pretty good by now, they are living in Zim's home planet.
An alien planet! Dib still wasn't so sure of everything was real or just a bad dream and what they had done was just a hallucination to his head. But no

Zim had been telling him and show him proves that everything is real. They are living in peace, they not in that horrible urth planet anymore, even if it wasn't for them to destroy, the earth was doom anyway for the same species destroying themselves. It was just good mercy to be destroyed by a human and an alien.

Everything was perfect.

The tallest gave them a house. Since all Irken all in rest mode, they would be only ones to be awake and do anything as long to don't disturb anyone. GIR has changed too. He is kind crazy but has been laying down as long to watch tv. And damn was hard to get some entertainment. Who knew that aliens have tv shows?

While GIR is somewhere watching tv or even bothering their insolent computer.

Zim and Dib were in their bed, holding each other, kissing softly, they don't need to have sex just to show their love, holding and take care of each other is enough love for them.

Just a pleasant life.

"Hey hey hey... remember their face when they watch the home video?" Zim said, with his head under Dib's chin, Dib chuckle "you meant that home video during the destructive to the planet or after and show our sex tape?"

"ha ha ha yaahh! That one! I never have seen the tallest face to become so purple and everyone just covers their eyes! T-that was so damn funny!"
Both laugh with that memory and sure it was so funny.

They show their video of how they destroy the earth, even parts of the killing in school. Purple and Red were glee to see such killing and destruction to a planet.
what dib and Zim said.

They deserve it.

Just when everything was over there was a video that neither Zim and dib hadn't seen it coming.
It had shown that they were on the ship and their bed ..but the scene was...

Zim and Dib naked, Zim riding Dib and making such noises that every Irken in that massive scream and cover their eyes.

The tallest just watch it horrified and their face becomes so purple. That even tallest Purple fainted. Zim and dib scream to try to turn off the video.

Zim moaning could be heard anywhere...

No one would look at Zim and Dib.

The tallest forgive them, as long as to not show their faces till they get a call.
Zim and Dib hit GIR's head and grounds him.

Notes: END!...?