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Monday.
The cruelest and most unwanted day of the week. The day people dread the most due to the overwhelming exhaustion of being another week could make anyone hate the obnoxious day.
No one dread it more than Aizawa though. The man had almost a full beard of stress when the class 1-A entered the dorm room. He also had a coffee cup with cats on it and...a bottle of whiskey on his desk?
"Now before we begin today I'll explain the whiskey. That's for me whew were done with todays lesson." He stated scratching his beard lightly.
"What is today's lesson?" Ochako questioned nervously almost as Aizawa took a big swig from his coffee cup.
"The death of me." He deadpan by grabbing a marker and writing something on the bored.
The words "Sex-ED" written on the board.
"Now im unlike most lessons I'm gonna tell you the reasoning why I need to teach you topic. In fact I could name 3 reasom. Mineta, Tokoyami and Midoriya." He deadpanned as the class gapped at the 3 nervous students.
"The other reason is cause I can see who leaves and enters the dorms. We have cameras for a reason." Aizawa stated while mostly glaring down at a certain purple themed hero. Mineta sweat dropped at the glare trying to sink lower into his desk.
Ochako on the other stard almost stared at Izuk comically with her jaw dropped and her eyes wide a dinner plates.
"Wait Midori-kun has a girlfriend!!" One Tooru broke the silence of the class for a brief moment before Aizawa glared at his student's Interruptions.
"You can grill them after the lesson." He unscrewed the cap of the whiskey bottle pouring some into his coffee mug.
"Now let's start with the basics..."
Today was not the best day for Reiko at all.
First the morning had been of her waking up late and rushing to to homeroom almost 30 minutes late.
Secondly her uniform was unkempt and messy having forgotten to straighten out the uniform the prior night,but getting distracted by her lovable nerd.
The finally nail in the coffin was walking into class with Vlad-sensi and a few other giving her amused looks.
"What?" She questioned meekly before noticing the smirking face of Monoma.
"Well you looked like you've been busy this morning." He boasted rather cryptically while looking over her disheveled state.
Kinoko sent her a look that said "Don't say anything." which was also mirrored by pony who had a rather serious look on her face
"Now that all my perpetrators are here we can begin the lesson." Vlad stated as She finally noticed the writing in big bold letters on the board.
SEX-ED
"Great...can today get any worse?"
she thought sarcastically as Vlad began the lesson.
1 hour.
60 minutes worth of exploitations of sexual education that even made Mineta flinch in distress had class 1-A more than uncomfortable.
The whiskey bottle now empty as Aizawa sat as his desk looking both physically and mentally tired.
"Now...I would ask of any of you had questions, but seeing as I covered every ground possible there will be no questions. If you'll excuse me..." Aizawa stated before passing out onto his desk. Light snores being the only sound admitting from the tired cat lover as the class stared at him for a good portion of 10 minutes.
"What just happened?" Shoto questioned rather confused at the series of events.
What happened indeed.
Toga was having a field day.
Not only did she have a great weeknd of torturing. She had gotten plenty of blood from a few other victims near by and it was only the after noon.
With a bright blush on her face she gave a twisted pleasurable sigh.
"I love mondays~"
A/n
It's not monday, but the dread of upcoming monday alway sets in on friday. Only pyschopaths love Monday.
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