"Alright dads. Status update" Chrom, the leader said. Chrom had gathered all fathers and father figures together in a club he calls "The Dads of Smash ''. The only three members were Bowser, Snake, and Terry. "How were your weeks with your sons?"
"Well jr and I played some giant board game with Mario and we won. Although, he seemed kinda upset." Bowser said.
"I'm sure you and Jr will work something out" Chrom said.
"Snake, what about you?" Chrome asked.
Snake stayed silent.
"Snake?" Terry said. All eyes were on Snake.
"Huh?" Snake said. "Oh, me and Sonic did things. We're okay, really"
"That doesn't sound good," Chrom said. "We all agreed to do something fun with our kids. And then we talked about all the fun things we did. I took Lucina to the carnival and won her a teddy bear. She was embarrassed but I was just being a Good Dad" Chrom said.
"How did you make that trademark with your mouth?" Bowser asked.
"That's not important. Snake, is something going on between you and Sonic? You can tell us. We're all dads here" Chrom said. Snake just looked around.
"Sonic and I don't see eye to eye anymore" Snake said. The dads all gasped.
"It's a code blue!" Terry yelled.
"No Terry, code blue is when a dad leaves their son at the supermarket. This is code black: a father and son aren't getting along" Chrom said. "Is there anything we can do to help Snake?"
Snake sighed.
"I don't know. He and his boyfriend broke up and he's been avoiding me ever since" Snake said.
"I'm so sorry to hear that Snake" Chrom said. "I promise that we'll do whatever we can to help you two, right guys?"
"Right" Terry and Bowser said.
"Thanks guys. But how can you help out my son with his heartbreak?" Snake said.
"Leave it to me" Terry said. "I know a lot about heartbreaks…"
"You're just upset because you couldn't tell the two Byleths apart and asked out Palutena '' Bowser said.
"Shut!" Terry yelled. "Now here's what we need to do"
Terry huddled the dads together as he told them his plan to help Sonic with his heartbreak and help Snake in fixing the father son bond they have.
"That's a terrible idea!" Snake said.
"Just trust me!" Terry said.