"Hey all you cool Smashers!"
It was the next day and Terry set up a stage in the back of Smash mansion. He was on the mic, Snake was on guitar and Chrom was on the drums.
"Are you ready to ROCK?" Terry yelled through the mic. All the fighters were silent.
"How is this rock concert gonna help?" Snake said.
"You said Sonic liked rock" Terry said away from the mic.
"Pop! I said he liked Pop! J-Pop" Snake said.
"Well we can't get that all girl band Twice into smash. They're not video game characters" Terry said.
"That's K-Pop" Snake said.
"Oh. Right. Oh well" Terry said. He turned to the mic again.
"This one goes out to the fighters who have had their heart broken. A 1 2 3 4" Terry said. Chrom began to play the drums. Snake played a tune on the guitar and Terry began to scream in death metal.
"MY HEART IS BROOKEEEN" Death metal Terry yelled. "BUT THAT'S OKAYYY"
The fighters covered their ears. The kids started to cry. Sonic ran out of the crowd. The death metal and off beat instruments caught the attention of Master Hand.
"SILENCE!" The hand's voice boomed through the mansion. The music stopped. Everyone made space for the giant hand. He pointed at the stage.
"What's the meaning of this?" Master Hand boomed.
"We were holding a rock concert," Terry said.
"Well you all suck at instrument playing. Crazy Hand can perform better than you on a kazoo" Master Hand said. Everyone turns to Crazy Hand who's playing Through the fire and flames on the kazoo.
"I never said we were good at it," Terry said. "We're doing this to make sure that Sonic's-"
"Hey where's Sonic?" Pit from the crowd said. Everyone looked around and realized that he had run off.
"I'll go look for him," Snake said. He threw his guitar and he crushed a Mii. He ran off the stage.
"I never understood these sticks" Chrom said throwing his drumsticks before leaving as well.
"Come on guys I was onto something" Terry said following the two.
Later that day, the dads were in their meeting space.
"Well that could've gone better" Terry said.
"Well what did you expect?" Snake said. "None of know how to play instruments and Bowser bailed out last minute"
"I don't want to be seen on stage with you nerds" Bowser said. "You all sucked at playing instruments anyway"
"And that didn't help Sonic's case either" Snake said. "Now he won't even LOOK at me"
"I'm so sorry Snake" Chrom said patting his back. "Maybe we need a new plan. And I've got the perfect plan" Chrom said.
"Does it involve concerts?" Snake said.
"Nope" Chrom said. He huddled everyone together and whispered his plan.
"Are you sure that's gonna work?" Terry said.
"Just trust me on this one. We'll meet up at sunrise tomorrow" Chrom said. Snake rolled his eyes. Why did he join this club in the first place