"Hello fellow fighters!" Chrom said on the microphone. Everyone was focused on the game show set up on the battlefield. Three heart shaped game chairs were set up and Chrom was on a podium with a mic.
"Welcome one and all to the brand new game show, Smash's Luckiest Lovers. With your host, Me Chrome from teh fire embull. Let's bring out our contestants shall we?"
"Chrom how is holding a game show gonna help?" Snake said in the crowd.
"Listen Snake I know what I'm doing" Chrom said. "Now for our first contestant. My own daughter Lucina of Yissile" Chrom presses a button and a audience cheering is played as Lucina walks in a takes a seat in one of the heart chairs.
"Father this is embarrassing" Lucina said.
"Nonsense daughter I know what I'm doing" Chrom said. "Now here's our next contestant. You know her, you love her. Here's Princess Zelda of Hyrule" The audience cheering plays as Zelda takes a seat in the heart chair.
"Why am I here?" Zelda asked.
"Because you're looking for love" Chrom said. "And finally our last contestant. A grand girl that knows about relationships. Here's the Mii Gunner Katie" Katie walks on stage shaking a little and sat on the heart chair.
"I'm a little nervous about this whole thing," Katie said. "I hope he's cute"
"And now that we've introduced the ladies. It's time to reveal our lucky lad. Say hello to Sonic the Hedgehog '' Chrom said. Sonic walked on stage next to Chrom. Snake spit out his whiskey. A few fighters cheered. Some booed.
"Let's begin with our first question. Where does Sonic like to go on a date?" Chrom said. Zelda pressed the buzzer.
"Zelda?" Chrom said.
"Uh…. A restaurant?" Zelda said. The buzzer rang.
"Oh incorrect. Sonic, where do you like to go on a date?" Chrom asked. Sonic looked around, giving Snake the stink eye.
"This is stupid" Sonic said. Everyone gasped.
"Sorry Ladies this is stupid was the correct answer. Now onto the next question. What type of music does Sonic-"
"No, forget this. Forget all of you. I don't even like girls. I'M GAY" Sonic said before knocking the podium over, punching Chrom square in the gut and running off, tear in eyes. Snake and Terry chased after him. Chrom got up from the gut punching.
"We'll be right back after these messages" Chrom said. He ran off the stage as the lights dimmed.
Chrom was clutching his stomach and had an ice pack on his head during today's meeting.
"Snake I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know he was gay, honest. I just thought that maybe he needed someone else to love after his breakup." Chrom said.
"Yeah with a guy not a girl. Now he won't even be in the same room with me. You guys are terrible at plans. You're only making things worse" Snake said. Terry and Chrom sighed.
"We've done all that we could Snake," Terry said. "I'm afraid there's nothing else we can do"
"Why don't you just.. I don't know. Have a talk with him?" Bowser suddenly said. Everyone turned to face him.
"Of course" Chrom said.
"Why didn't we think of that?" Terry said. "Snake you should go have a talk with Sonic. And make sure you listen to whatever he says and make sure he feels better"
"Good idea," Snake said. "For once you all made a logical plan. I'll talk to him tomorrow"
"We're rooting for you Snake" Chrom said. Snake was glad to know all the dads had his back.