Hey! This has been awkward so far, I know, but if you stick around, things might get better

"Oh! Uhh, Hi! Umm... I shoulda done this from the start, but the stupid writer couldn't make up his mind about stuff... but oh well. My name is Allen Juan. I know, it's a terrible name, but the writer intended for it to be some sort of pun or some shit. Anyways, let me explain to you what happened to me..."

*audible breath*

"Okay, so first off, I don't even know why I'm here. The last thing I did, as mentioned before, was making an essay about space time crap for my science subject. What I probably didn't point out was that when the topic came up, I suddenly remembered Pokemon Platinum, because of Dialga and Palkia."

"It was a Friday, and we were supposed to submit it next week, so that night, instead of researching about the subject like any good old boring student would do, I took out my prehistoric nds console and downloaded a Platinum rom hack named 'Renegade Platinum' made by a guy called Dray or something."

"Hahh... And so yeah, I binge played it, had a lot of fun, grinded my team to nigh perfection and gave Cynthia's ass a good pummeling. Took me a while, but I got there eventually, and before I even noticed, it was already Monday night, the night before the deadline. I thought to myself 'I am so screwed', but then I remembered, 'since when did I ever NOT procrastinate my projects?' "

"And so I quickly opened my laptop and badabing badaboom, I finished that thing by 12 o'clock. Shit was a masterpiece. And so after that I just left printing on hold for tomorrow and decided to shut my eyes."

"I honestly didn't know that I would somehow end up in something that should only happen in games and anime. So there I was, waking up to an unfamiliar place (my bed hair was probably sticking out too). And then blah blah blah you read about my interaction with the so called 'voice from nowhere', right? Okay? Great. Now we all know that was |Arceus|, cause I mean, who else would fit the bill? But anyway, now, I got thrown in to a game like world of Pokemon which honestly, I don't really have any complaints about. I have a feeling this is gonna be like a JRPG kind of style what with all the quests and all."

*ponders for a moment*

"And oh! another thing I found out when I was exploring the ~MENU~ and reading up on the ~HELP~ section, is that I have three bars. The first one, color red, is obviously my ~HEALTH~. There aren't any numbers or anything that I can use to measure it, just one big, red colored bar. Directly beneath that is a blue bar, which I'm guessing is something like ~MANA~. Ya know? That thing used to cast magic? Again, no numbers, so I can't measure it either. The third and last one is Yellow."

"Now I'm not really sure about this one, but in some of the games I've played before, another source of attacks and skills was ~STAMINA~. If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Stamina to go with physical attacks, and Mana to use special type ones. Now I know it might sound confusing, but it's actually very simple. Or at least, that's what I've understood so far."

"Soooo yeah. I got my first ~MAIN QUEST~ which was to fill an =Empty Crystal= with 'energy'. I don't really know what that means, so I'm just gonna wait for the plot to unravel itself. I also picked up a belt. It didn't really looked like much, aside from being old and dusty, but hey, a key item is usually useful later on in the story, so I'm just waiting for it to do it's thing."

*stares into space, then chuckles*

"Haha... Oh yeah I forgot to mention. A while ago, while I was exploring the new environment like a puppy in a park, I came across a waterfall. The waterfall itself wasn't anything special, but there was something in it that was. A really good something."

"Tantadadan~ It was a girl. A hot, half naked girl bathing in the water. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S LIKE A ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE?! So I came in to get a closer look. I was so busy admiring her curves, I didn't notice she was already running towards me, so like what any good peeping tom would do, I ran."

"Man, you would NOT believe how fast my legs were. I felt like I could outrun Usain Bolt in his top condition. But I guess that was all just in my head cause the sucker actually went ahead of me. She knocked me out cold right then and there. The next thing I knew, I was bound to a freaking tree, quite poorly I might add. But she was so much prettier up close."

"She looked like a Japanese teen. Her ruby colored eyes were sparkling, and I just couldn't help thinking about the way she looked bare. Her beige colored hair was strikingly beautiful, but the sight of toned muscles and abs were what shookt me the most. Boobs were suddenly no longer the most attractive part of the female anatomy. I was both awe struck and afraid at the same time, but then she jabbed me good in the stomach, and that brought me back to my senses."

"I then found myself looking for a way out, but I had zero options. I was desperate, but then a stupid idea popped into my head. 'If this is a game, then maybe I can pause it', I thought. So I tried it. I screamed 'PAUSE' like an idiot, but that didn't do shit. I thought my short lived life was about to flash before my eyes, but instead... you already know what happened next."

"Now here at the present, it's night time. Sleeping beauty here has yet to awaken, and I'd rather not do anymore things I'll only come to regret. So I- Oh would you look at that."

The faint smell of Rawst and Aspear berries hung in the air. A light stir from the woman's sleeping form signaled that she was about to awake.

The first few blinks were somewhat painful, but after getting her eyes used to the sensation, the first thing she could make out was a pot of bubbling liquid sitting atop a small camp fire. When she turned her head to the other side, she was met with a sheepish smile and an annoying face.

"Hey! Uh... did you enjoy your nap?"

If you're wondering about the name, the intended pun was "All-en-juan" or "All-in-one". that's gonna mean something later on. see ya!