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Disclaimer:

I own none of these shows. If I did I would not include those creepy perverted side characters in all of them. That is killing them. I'd also change their endings and make MCs have confidence sooner.

1st lets get some things straight.

I don't do self inserts as the MC of any of my stories at all. There would be no story at all if that was the case. I'd just make myself one punch man. But I will tell you if I did that so none will read it and can put anything I want.

I usually prefer the role of helpful friend to MC than be him.

I don't wank either. I'm just good at researching for my fics.

If people don't like my stories because it doesn't agree with their head canon, then nothing is keeping them here.

I won't say a character is only this level if I don't honestly think that, and that I researched it to back up my claims.

I only use obvious feats, calc scaling by power scalers (when a feat looks cool but don't know the required energy like Guy from Naruto or All Might from MHA), and lore.

Don't like scaling series. Then don't argue with scaling.

Rules of Verse's Power

1st attack potency doesn't always equal destructive capacity. A few tonnes of force destroys a building size of house. The yield and tensile strength of average steel is greater than that. Bullets can go though steel. Bullets can't destroy house buildings unless the bullet is huge. Cutting or splitting dimensions is universe feat, but not in range only AP. If it's not a hax ability, then it counts for strength, speed, and maybe durability if hit/survived direct hit with no real damage.

2nd Heat and Temperature have more to them then people think. As they mess with stuff on an atomic level.

3rd Anti Matter doesn't work on spirit powers like Haki, Chi, Mana, Chakra, Reiatsu, etc. As they aren't made of matter, and are something else entirely.

4th If a laser is made of photons it's light speed, if spirit power based than can be faster as it's not bound by physics.

5th If something is called lightning and not electricity than it moves at lightning speed. It just may not have the same power.

6th If someone can move at lightning speed then their punches are bare minimum in the 100 Mega tonne range(million tonne). This is mountain Tier.

7th If someone can move at light speed then their punches are bare minimum in the 25 Tera tonne range(trillion tonne). This is country Tier.

8th If someone is called a buster it doesn't always mean it they can destroy what they're suppose to bust. It could just mean they can fight people who can.

For example an island buster is actually an island Tier. Being the same Tier doesn't mean same range. People just like using buster more than Tier.

9th If someone get 3 times faster it means 9 times power in attacks. It because of the velocity square rule.

10th Saying a character in fiction is not beyond light speed because nothing is in our world is dumb. Also never seen an anime that said they can actually see at light speed naturally and not just see/move/react to it with something else. One piece and Dragon Ball are good examples with chi and haki.

11th someone can travel slower or faster than they can react. I don't see Bolt beating a heavy weight boxer is combat speed, only in stamina and travel speed does Bolt take a win. Boxers may be able keep pace in travel but only in bursts as that is how their trained. Bolt is trained only in stamina and travel where short fast moves are what boxers do.

I know from martial arts experience and fighting people who like to run away after hitting me, that punches are faster than running speed. I was only defending my self by the way, they would always try again until I hit them back harder and faster than they could react. Some guys tried running charges, but they weren't speedsters. Running fast doesn't mean you have fast hits. Kicks are the fastest and hardest hitting though. I was surprised to learn the fastest kick is 3 times the fastest punch. 60 m/s to only 20 m/s.

Look at Attack Potency chart, speed chart, and lifting chart on vs battle wiki. There the only things all verses communities agree are right. I sure don't agree with all their character scaling, but charts check out. Except for what is peak human and what is superhuman, as the record holders in strength and speed past the charts years ago. Those need an update really bad.

Below are the lowest Servant stats will go. But know feats makes them way higher. Lore makes these seem so low, these would be a joke.

Strength Stat: Current strongest lifting feat is over 1100 lb hundred, so I'm putting 1200 as Age Of Gods was slaying giant beast or die in most of their back stories. Greek specifically is what I mean. Times 10 bare minimum E rank Strength Stat. Strongest human attack is over 1200 lb to over 3 tons, so I'm using 1200. 1200 times 10 is 6 tons. I use 6 tonnes metric to be safe as Japan uses it. E rank is 6 tonnes in both lifting and striking.

D is 12 tonnes, C is 18 tonnes, B is 24 tonnes, A is 30 tonnes, A+ is 60 tonnes, A++ is 90 tonnes, A+++ is 120 tonnes, EX is 150 tonnes and above. This is only base with just natural strength and doesn't factor in speed stat multipliers, stat boost, or amount of spiritual power of verse. As the multipliers will be different depending on version.

Agility Stat: Fastest attack is 60 m/s. That times 10 is 600 m/s. E rank speed stat. Attack/Travel/Sight/Thought speed. It still obeys mass destructiveness of real world physics. But works similar to speedsters. It will only harm if users want it to, but craters and shock waves will still always destroy area. Craters and shock waves can be reduced with spiritual power, but never truly get rid of them. Meaning trails will be on ground if too fast, or can kill if moving to close.

E rank is 600 m/s, D is 1200 m/s, C is 1800 m/s, B is 24000 m/s, A is 3000 m/s, A+ is 6000 m/s, A++ is 9000 m/s, A+++ is 12000 m/s, EX is 15000 m/s and higher.

Mana Stat: E rank Mana is 10 times the spiritual power of the humans with highest record of what ever verse the character is in. Stronger the humans, the stronger the Mana stat.

Endurance Stat: Endurance is same as Mana, it's just natural stamina. I think, never seen a point in the stat though. It doesn't matter to blobs of Mana made alive.

Luck Stat: Luck is the amount higher than any human ever or alive. E is 10 times, D is 20 times, C is 30 times, B is 40 times, A is 50 times, A+ is 100 times, A++ is 150 times, A+++ is 200 times, and EX is 250 times and higher.

Servants E ranks all are 10 times the top tier humans of what ever verse their in. Use the Luck numbers listed above for how high.

NPs: Noble Phantasms are on a different scale entirely. EA is the anti world weapon, this means is has the range of any world. Muramasa has an infinite sword that slices everything from concepts to dimensions. They're both are EX, but the A++ Excalibur was able to block and deflect EA. This means the weapon types refer to their range, but are similar in power. Some just have more range than others. So E is 1/25 of EX. They be higher in power with more lore and feats, but EA is Planet level to Large Planet level at lowest possible scale. It takes the power of Gaia or mana reserves to do so.

Using EA makes them Planet to Large Planet, but Muramasa can make them Universal and beyond. All have different ranges, and feats/lore makes them higher. I'll state how strong weapons are.

EX is not always higher in scale, but offensive weapon/attack vs offensive weapon/attack is usually higher. It depends on abilities.

For example the A+ Balmung(FGO is EX) was losing to the EX Vasavi Shakti. They were clashing with pure power, as neither had an edge against each other in ability.

Anti Dragon(dragon are high in phantasmal beings) and Anti Divine(Divine being of some sort and higher) are similar, and high phantasmal being have some divine or demonic properties to them. The Bull of Heaven is a good example of a divine phantasmal being. Not all dragons are demonic.

The A+ Arkhilleus Kosmos was able to block the EX Vasavi Shakti because of the shield's Divine Construct attribute and having a small reality marble like construct inside it. Thus eating the blow for Sieg.

Final Ascensions are about a 5 and up times power boost. Depends on character.

Servants are like game characters, they will take damage base on rank of stat or weapon. Berserker Hercules is the only one that will be damaged by anything spiritual in nature that is of A rank or higher. For example mystic codes use a different ranking system than servants, but A rank and higher one still hurt him.

However Berserker Cu Alter tanked Karna's EX attack, Emiya Archer Alter tanked Jeanne Alter's A+ attack and Saber Alter's A++ attack, and Alexander in his adult Iskandar Rider form was still charging at Gilgamesh while eating many E rank and above nameless noble phantasms until he got stabbed with EA. But he was weaken for final blow. So some Servants can take more punishment than others.

Servants are all immune to modern weapons. Anything that is considered modern for whatever era they're in won't work. So all war heads in the world hitting them at once won't do a thing to them. Living servants are the exception as they have a physical body that isn't a servant body, but they can cloak themselves with their mana for same effect. Living Servants can be caught off guard, but are still beyond top humans in natural durability and power.

Mana or Magic Resistance makes them immune to soul and mind attacks, non physical attacks are resisted to immune/evaded, and regeneration healing factor. The last 2 listed above varies on rank.

Protection from Arrows and Bullet Proof Treatment skills makes user immune to projectiles of any kind by auto dodging or get outright nullified.

Not all Servants are really aware of how powerful they really are. A divine being might, but a Servant that was a normal human in life won't.

I made reinforcement always be a 20 times boost per 27 circuits to physical stats only (strength, agility, and endurance). His circuits will be high quality unless stated otherwise.

All stated above is true for all my work past, present, and future.

This will be in all my fics at very top from now on to avoid answering same questions about these topics. As some get confused without some clarification and ground rules for them. Also anything cringey or weird is done on purpose.

I will always plan to do all suggestions, it just takes time. The longer the show the longer it takes to turn into fic. Especially if I can't find a sub to watch, otherwise it's just off memory or will be a butchered shorter version of the dub.

I prefer dub, but subs are better for fic lines. Subbed shows are easy to do compared to trying to turn manga or tracking down the novel. They sure aren't cheap either, if one has other things that need to be payed.

I don't just copy, it's just some stuff needs no change. Why fix what's not broken?

Think Kazuma and Shirou Fused. This fusion is still very flawed, but they wouldn't be them without them. He grew up as Kazuma until he died at 16, but was Shirou in his past lives. Which is 24 years for Shirou and 14 at least for Kazuma. But he only remembered past his school lives until he died. He only knew little magecraft from dreams that only happen once in a while.

Prologue is more Kazuma. The rest is more like trying to be Shirou, but isn't quite used to it. Not OC or Gary Sue, he only seems is like that way until he fights something that is Servant tier and above. He will struggle every time he does so as well.

Being reborn isn't that bad. Especially when you don't start to remember your past life until right before puberty. Well besides going through that twice, knowing what you did wrong the first time helps making the whole thing easier. I even had a wealthy family and a childhood friend that promised to marry me when were older. I still wasn't that popular but I don't care. Everything was good until I found her with some other dude. I know we couldn't hang with each other as much due to clubs, but come on I wasn't even a bay guy or creep at all and had more money than everyone else in the private school. She even said the guy was more than a man than I would ever be in front of the whole crowd that gathered due to my shouting. I unknowingly taped into the Archer circuits part of me and gave my honest response...

"Are you kidding me? I literally am the best at everything at this school. From grades to the best body." Takes off shirt and pants to prove point. "I work my ass off in everything, help everyone here with all there problems, I even made more than enough time just for you, and my family has the most influence in the area. In what way or form do you see me as less than anyone here. I never wanted to outright say it but without me you all and this school are nothing. You want some pansy wanna be tough guy who treats you like shit fine be that way. I never needed you or anyone else. Have a nice life you dumb bitch."

I then walked away and went about my life. But a month later the pansy and bitch decided to get a bunch of their friends and some hired muscle to confront me as some kind of humiliation. Needless to say due to subconsciously using reinforcement for many years and private tutors I was master at over 50 martial arts. It was a one sided beat down. All I was slap them and they all went down even the girls as I believe in true equality. However, the school decided to side with them and kick me out.

When I told my parents we ruined everyone's reputations. The school realized that all present their were lazy or out cheated to pass. Without me to push them all they showed their true colors. Even had the staff that kicked me out fired due to them taking bribes for years. Like I didn't prep for this kind of shit. I may be young but past memories sure are helpful. After that mess I graduated early due to now remembering all the material and working harder. I mastered all martial arts on the planet and had the highest degree in every field. Why would I want so many? Cause I can still rub it in all those losers faces. Is it petty? Not really, it's also because the nagging feeling I always get to be helpful.

I even started my own company that solved world hunger with a machine that made healthy food blocks that taste really good and can last up to 50 years left out. Even solved that homeless problem with building housing, giving them jobs, treating their illnesses and curing addictions. Drugs and other stuff aren't as cheap and addictive as the food blocks since none can resist my cuisine. Even if I used machines to make it. Company also made cures for genetic illness and disorders. Even made cloned body parts that are more healthy than originals. It's amazing what you can accomplish with money and research teams of super geniuses. I'm glad that it all worked out.

However, there was still this nagging feeling of something missing. I had everything and was happy, but I couldn't stop the feeling that I was destined for something else. It was like this was not meant to be my continued until while at my company's new fusion reactor plant. The old fission reactor plant near it went critical. I couldn't let the explosion happen. So with only 30 seconds from hearing about it to explosion I went as fast as possible and used what little magecraft I could use at the time to contain the blast. I blocked the radiation and contained it but the force was too much for my current body to take. So at the cost of saving the day I gave my life.

As I was being vaporized it all came to back to me. I was the hero of justice Shirou Emiya who failed to save his loved one when they counted on me. Several versions blended into one. I feel as though this is how it should be, me dying again alone to make up for my failures. At least I achieved my dream of being a hero who help change the world.

I did it Kiritsugu, I fulfilled your dream. This was the last thing that I thought before it all went blank.

At Aqua's Post

"Welcome, I'm the goddess Aqua and you are dead" Aqua said while eating chips. " You have been chosen to slay the demon king of a world not of Earth and bring peace back to the land Satou Kazuma. Now choose from any from this room that you desire as your boon to help aid you on your quest". A bunch of stuff appeared.

The blue haired girl seems legit with her mana levels, but it's hard to take her seriously when she keeps eating while talking. But I did what she said. There were many high quality mystic codes before me. Some of which had some impressive range to them and abilities. Though none on the level of noble phantasms. Some could become if they had wielders that became legends, which was their goal after all. As Kazuma I would have thought of them easy cheat items, but as Shriou they would be helpful tools that I could use. So copied them all and put them in UBW.

"I don't think I'll need any these since..." I tried to but was cut off.

"Of course someone like you needs them. You died by overexerting yourself. What could a pathetic weakling like you without them" Aqua states.

"Now hold on, I may have done that but it's not the only reason I died". I was already wanting to punch her.

"Doesn't matter what other reason. It just means you barely ever tried dong what you did like an idiot and payed for it". Aqua said with a sly smirk. "I bet you couldn't even last a day out there but if that is really what you want..."

My Kazuma and Archer where mixing, then I smirked. "You know what I choose you as my boon! You're goddess right, so you must have at least one ability that surpasses everything in this room!" I got her.

"Well of course I do! But you can't choose..." Aqua got cut off.

"Actually he can and will seeing as he's smart enough to figure out that people can if the goddess says so and I allow it". Zelretch states.

"Lord Zelretch!/Zelretch!" Both screamed.

"Yes it's I Zelretch ruler of all dimensions! Now I'll fix that little problem of yours Kazuma." Zelretch glows then I do.

I feel the several Archer limbs even throughout my being. Now if I need servant stats I can transform into Archer but with 10 times his stats and reinforce to be stronger! Well there over 35 of me and I did die about 10 times total trying to get with Sakura. Wait, I have over 1000 high quality magic circuits! Huh, there more than just mine. The me that grew up with Illya got the Emiya crest before he died! The me that was Miyu's brother also got used to Archer's power to the point where now transforming doesn't cost me anything. I still have Avalon, wait are those servant cards next to it! Hold on, if Zelretch gave me that much then...

"What type of threat is going to show up that would require EX stats?" I was now feeling terrified now. Right now I could take Goetia as I still won't be considered servant transformed, but as being he wasn't that far beyond servant level at his prime. Heck certain servants could solo him as long as he wasn't immune to their attacks. What could be worse.

"Oh, since that Earth you were just at had no supernatural beings or magi left on it Type Mercury and Primate Murder got fused and got brought to this new world by the real holy grail. They have been sealed for some time now and won't be awoken for awhile so find some friends. That void in you right now is the yearning for companionship. It will help you in the long run, doesn't matter if they're powerful or not. Just give them Clarent to give them at least E rank physical stats and use the mystic codes you have or runes to boost them later." Zelrecth said calmly.

"Well dam, I guess I'm stuck with this then. Are there any other threats in this new world?" I sure hope not.

"There are certain servant threat level being that are also there. I gave you the ability to transform not only into your normal Archer but the Alter Archer as well. That form can take A+ and A++ level attacks without a scratch on him. You know full well A++ can clash and deflect EA. Both will be in the final ascended forms, meaning that they will be 5 times stronger than normal. The normal Archer has both stats combined times 50 and 50 again for Alter. EX rank can't scratch you but you can lose your self in the Madness EX I gave Alter so be careful. Seems too much, but you'll need it as threats may get powered up by the Type Grail Murder. Also try to make your own weapons for a change as you are decedent from Muramasa. You are the living sword and forge. The new world won't try to fight you on projections of any kind, so go nuts. Be grateful that you were the second and weren't the first Shriou I did this, as he had it worse before I even showed up and fused him with rest of you." Zelretch explained with detail.

"What happened with him? What could be worse? Did he have to fight Primate Murder empowered by the real, lesser, and greater grail by himself? While only knowing reinforcement and alteration. Only winning due some OP armor?" He couldn't have right?

"Yes, then he went on to fight Type Mercury empowered the remaining the grail found in the rumble of what was left the Chaldea base and Moon Cell. They really suck with no MC. He did so with only the (better than original) mech Strike Freedom Gundam and new Supreme Noble Phantasm that you all will make. Yes you heard right, the end all be all, get wrecked everyone else type of power that may or may not end you as well. Also you all do realize that being a E rank luck MC is still infinitely better than being no name cannon fodder right? Even with better powers, MCs beat all except other MCs. Also if you entertain me enough I'll give you the same deal I gave the first you, to bring some of your old loved ones back to you." Zelretch explained.

"Holy shit, what a guy. Wait, did he get a little sister?" I always wondered why I was so into that. Illya, Miyu, Kuro, and Sakura what have you all done to me. I blame Rin because I know she felt the same with Sakura, just afraid she would be hated by Sakura more than she thought.

"Yes and relation doesn't matter with as he was genetic modified to the point no blood relations at all. Even separated around birth, so no relationship prior meeting as teens later. What a yandere that Shriou was with her." Zelretch says as I go to my knees and punch the ground.

"LUCKY BASTARD!" Why was I the only one without a little sister type in my life. Stupid childhood friend type bitch ruining everything for me. Heard her life went to total shit, serves her right.

"Now off you 2 go... is she still breaking down in tears? Guess she is called Aqua for reason. Now see you soon hero." Zelretch was about to send us but...

"Wait what was with me being sent to the Earth in the first place? And with high luck?" Makes no sense as he could have directly put me in new world with new body.

"Cause I felt like that's why. It is what I'm known form after all. Also to be different than the last time. Now see you later." Zelretch zaps me and Aqua away.

Shirou seem too OP. He won't seem as OP later because as he'll stick with Konosuba verse abilities, except tracing and reinforcement, for now. He will definitely need the other powers with the random heroic spirit (servant) level threats that will be too much for even just one servant. Type Mercury and Primate Murder are beyond servant threats level by themselves. Even Zelretch said the Nasuverse Earth has to wait 100 years just to take on TM.

Grail + Servant = Need Servant Squad | (Type M. above) 27 ancestors + everyone else | (T.M. above) Servants (P.M. above)

Give them grail buff and they're all screwed.

Now why be Kazuma at first? So he can be both a mad man like Kazuma and still have all his best Shirou qualities.

Yes, all Shirou fics are connected unless stated in summary.

Also I'm doing 5 stories at a time. So new chapter or story will be out soon.