Sorry for wait, life happened. My HP Stream laptop kept running out of space, even thought it clearly still had room but kept saying it was out. Took forever to finally fix the problem.

I update all stories at least 1 or 2 times a month, more if I'm not busy. Also I got over 10 other stories coming out soon.

I edited the previous parts to reduce the bold in the top and bottom section, so you can go back and read them fine now. I didn't realize how blinding it really was, due to my really bright screen being on lowest brightness. I guess it was just too many words.


"I still can't believe you held the entire Cabbage Harvest for ransom Sk-," Aqua stopped before she made him mad again, "I mean Kazuma".

"What and give a bunch a rich snobs cheap materials for Skill Potions. I don't think so," Shirou said remembering the Clock Tower, "They horde the majority for themselves and give the common Adventures overpriced potions. Why would I give to the rich and not the common folk? Getting in business with that merchant will make us a lot of money. It's not like a didn't let people eat some too".

"I wanted to explode them all," Megumin said. "But at least we can eat like kings for life," she says while happily munching on food. "With the money we got we have enough to buy our own base or are we going to use it to travel?"

"We're still too low level to travel, but I'll look into good potential bases. By the way, Darkness did you max out your defenses yet?" Shirou asked, "You still need to do your offences".

"Yes, now I can take as much punishment as I want," Darkness said with a strange face.

"Remember what I said about your habit," Shirou reminded her.

"If I want to protect my loved ones then I must be prepared in case I'm the last 1 standing. Having good defense is good when it's 1 foe, but it's useless against strong wave style opponents attacking at every angle. Put my comrades 1st, and my desire 2nd. I will always remember," Darkness stated.

"That's good to hear," Shirou said smiling.

A few days later

"I've had with all this living in poverty! Kazuma why haven't you found a place yet?!" Aqua complained.

"You try finding a decent place that's not overpriced. Besides what's wrong with the stables?" Shirou asked.

"You know how bad it smells in there! How could a goddess like me keep living in such conditions!" Aqua wined.

"I've dealt with worse things than bad smells. It's not like I keep it dirty either," Shirou told her. "I guess we can go on a travel quest for once".

"Fine, it beats spending the night in that stable. But I'm picking it," Aqua told him before going to look.

"Will Aqua be alright?" Megumin asked. "I get the feeling she'll bring back some insane quest".

"I'd be okay with an reasonable quest!" Darkness told him.

"I'm sure she'll be..." Shirou didn't finish as he saw the quest Aqua decided on and dashed over to snatch it. "The whole party isn't ready for that yet."

"Fine, hey check this 1 out! The quality of the town's lake water has declined, and Brutal Alligators have started to live in it so I would like the water purified. The monsters will move to a different habitat if the lake is purified, so there's no need to kill them. The reward is 300,000 Eris," Aqua told him. "This is the perfect quest for me!"

"Okay lets do that 1," Shirou said. "How long will it take?"

"About half a day," Aqua told him.

"Then we should head out now," Shirou said. They all then pack up and go.

On the road

"Hey...are we really doing this?" Aqua asked nervously from the cage.

"Don't worry my plan is rock solid," Shirou assured her. "Plus that cage could never be broken by a Brutal Alligator".

"Get that...I just can't help but feel like some rare captured monster that's about to be sold," Aqua admitted.

"Well you kind of are a rare creature that's been put in a cage," Shirou told her. Aqua covered herself a bit frightened, "But I would never sell someone".

At the Lake

"Aqua we'll keep watch so don't worry! Also I left you a lunch box!" Shirou shouted from the far away tree.

"Okay, thank you!" Aqua shouted back. "I feel like a teabag of black tea being made into soup stock," Aqua mumbled. After about 2 hours she started to count iron bars.

"No monsters are showing up," Darkness stated.

"I noticed that too," Megumin said.

"Well that's new. You're being well behaved Megumin," Shirou said confusing her. "I thought you would've bragged about your power and try to blow the gators up".

"That's a good point. I thought the same thing," Darkness admitted.

"Is that what you guys think of me! That I'm that immature!" Megumin shouted feeling hurt,"I wouldn't do that. Besides why waste my power on mere gators?"

"Yet you have no problem doing it to everything else," Darkness/Shirou said at the same time.

"Hey Aqua do you need to use the bathroom!" Shirou asked her.

"What, I'm an Arch Priest! We don't need to go or anything!" Aqua replied embarrassed.

"She seems fine...by the way Crimson Demons don't use the bathrooms either," Megumin stated.

"Are you guys like robots or something?" Shirou joked.

"Actually, w..." Darkness couldn't even talk right as she needed to go.

"Don't even try to say you don't either," Shirou said. "For you 2, this quest might take all day so it's only a matter of time". He Projects a porta-pody with a working sink, toilet paper, hand sanitizer, an actual running toilet, and a bunch of other stuff in there. After that he showed them 3 suitcase looking things. "You guy can use these, but there's no where to hide. Just know you can always admit you need to go".

Both were amazed at such useful inventions. They felt even more glad he was their leader. But there's a limit to one's patients, as Darkness said she needs to go then walks in the porta-pody. Shirou just watches as Megumin fidgets trying to decide if her pride is worth having a guy watch her do her business. Aqua shouted no fair. 4 hours later gators tried to attack Aqua, but the Runes on the cage activated and roasted them.

After another 7 hours Aqua finished. But when they reached town she still refused to leave the cage, as she relieved herself when the gators attacked and it wasn't from the front. She changed but was too embarrassed to leave. She also kept singing a disturbing song, making everyone stare.

"Hey Aqua we're in the city now, so please stop singing that song," Shirou asked her. "Just transporting a woman on her knees in a cage is already drawing too much attention from everyone here".

"Inside this cage is my sanctuary. I'm too ashamed, so I won't come out now," Aqua mumbled.

"She's completely holed herself up in there," Megumin said.

"Yeah, I hope she feels better soon," Darkness said.

"Lady Goddess! It's you isn't Lady Goddess!" A certain Gram wielding hero shouted. Good thing Shirou dismissed the Runes, as this guy pries the bars apart. This shocks Megumin and Darkness, but Shirou knows who he is already so he doesn't care. "What are you doing in such a place Lady Goddess?!"

"Hey, don't touch my comrade. Who are you?" Darkness said restraining his arm, while staring with sharp eyes.

"Oh, hey it's you! The Gram sword guy...sorry I forgot your name. I had a lot work that day, and other stuff happened later too. But yes I'm the Water Goddess Aqua. How may I be of service to you hero?" Aqua said making a fast recovery.

"I knew it, it's me Mitsurugi Kyouya," he said smiling. "It's been a while Aqua-sama. I've been working hard everyday as your chosen hero...By the way, why have you been locked in this cage?" After 1 long explanation. "You dragged the goddess into this world?! Then you locked her in a cage and dunked her in a lake! What in the world were you thinking!" He said while grabbing Shirou's clothes.

"Wait, I'm having lots of fun everyday and I'm not upset at him for bringing me here. It's Zelretch who I'm mad at," Aqua told him.

"I guess you're right. Still what inn are you staying at right now Aqua-sama?" Kyouya asked her.

"Um, in the stables," Aqua said.

"Uh, how can you let her stay in the stables?!" Kyouya shouted.

"Hey take your hands off him!" A now mad Darkness said. "Is there a limit to your rudeness?!"

"He's kinda making me want to blow him up," a mad Megumin said.

"You 2 are, a Crusader and Arch Wizard? I see you're blessed with wonderful party members," Kyouya told Aqua. "You have such excellent people here, yet you make Aqua-sama sleep in the stable. Have you no shame?" He told Shirou. "All of you should travel with me, a Sword Master from now on. I'll even buy you full sets of the high-grade equipment".

"Hey, this guy creeps me out," Aqua whispered to the girls. "He's the narcissistic type, and that scares me".

"I may be a masochist, but I want to punch him in the face," Darkness said.

"Can I blow him up?" Megumin said, "Can I blow him up?"

"Can I finally speak now?" Shirou said after being interrupted every time he tried to speak. "Look my party doesn't want to join, you're coming across as a creep, you aren't acting like a true hero would, and you're being rude to us all". This stunned Kyouya. "Also my cleaning of the stables makes it so clean you can literally eat off the floor. I would've bought a place, but there all too costly for too little worth. I don't want to waste mine or my party's hard earned money on unnecessary things".

"I see, I'm sorry for my rudeness," Kyuouya said bowing. "But I can't just leave without knowing if Aqua is in capable hands. Will you have a match with me? If I win Aqua joins my party, but if you win I'll agree to anything you ask of me".

"All right I accept, but allow us to turn in our quest 1st," Shirou replied. After getting their reward they all assembled in front of the city's gate, which was viewed by a huge crowd. Many were taking bets on who wins, their parties included.

When Kyouya drew Gram Shirou summoned a Caliburn blade without the skill. This made it just a sword equal to this Gram, and not a Noble Phantasm. "Before we begin I want to say I've reincarnated a lot. I've also seen and fought along side all the wielders of the other Gram. I would use it, but since you have the title of strongest swordsman and wield the weapon of someone dear to you I wanted do the same." Shirou told him. "This sword is the sword Caliburn, wielded by Altria and Arthur Pendragon. Both were comrades of mine. Altria was also my sword master and lover. I only earned the right to wield this sword because of her, as it was originally made so only the she and Arthur may wield it. As a King both she and Arthur had some faults. Altria always thought herself the best when it came to the sword, but had the skill and power to back it up. I also agree with her, so to have another claim that title irritates me".

"I see, then it's an honor to have this match with the student of the King of Knights," Kyouya said.

Both got into their stances and charged. Unfortunately, Kyouya was no match for a veteran of war trained by the best. But that didn't stop him from giving it his all, as both then cloaked their weapons in beams. The continued to clash and fire beam attacks at each other. Until they both prepared their final attacks. In their beam struggle neither gave in, but Shirou's higher reserves proved too much for Kyouya.

When it was all over Shirou told him what he wanted. After making a lot of money on the fight, Shirou's party came to ask him what he was going to ask. He told them he asked Kyouya to help him get information on the world at large. Aqua may know some stuff, but she doesn't know anything new that has happen recently. So he gave Kyouya a survival kit, which contained a Jewelcraft communicator that he showed him how to use, a porta-poty that used Bounded Fields and Runes to change its size/weight, another gem that teleports to 1 of Shirou's Fields that he set up, and other modern things that Shirou felt were useful that didn't exist in this world yet.

They were disappointed that he chose that, but were glad Shirou won and made them a lot of money.

A few days later

Kyouya's party had left on another quest. Shirou still couldn't find somewhere to set up a base yet. Due to a Demon General moving close to the city all normal quest have been removed.

"What else can we do without quests for a while," Shirou said. "I guess I can work more on my inventions to sell in the future". As Shirou was an entrepreneur as Kazuma. Combing modern stuff with Magecraft was very useful to have in this world. Especially just having Earth stuff here is helpful, like say the portable toilet for long trips in the wild. Though a port-pody like his was something he didn't know how to mass produce for sale yet.

"Don't forget to find a base, and fast too!. I want to move out of the smelly stables already," Aqua told him.

"I'm going to train my explosion," Megumin said.

"Just be sure to do it far enough away from town and take someone with you," Shirou told her.

"Relax sempai, I got the perfect place in mind. Darkness could you help me?" Megumin asked.

"Of course," Darkness replied back to her. "But I'll be away for a week to visit my family".

"That's fine I'll get someone else to help when that happens," Megumin said.

Why does Shirou feel like this is going to come back to bite them. Maybe he's just being paranoid.

About a month later

"WHO THE FUCK KEEPS CARPET BOMBING MY CASTLE EVERY SINGLE DAY!" said the very pissed off Demon General.

"Dammit Megumin," Shirou said while pinching his nose. He was wondering where his Party kept going when he wasn't around.

"SERIOUSLY, WHO IN THE WORLD USES A HUGE ASS CASTLE FOR TARGET PRACTICE!" shouted the general

"It was I Megumin of Crimson Demon that attacked you!" Megumin shouted after stepping forward. While Shirou kept face palming. "I wanted to lure you out, so I could defeat you with the world's strongest magic!"

"That does it, I'm killing you all. You people think I'm some joke even after I spared your lives. Perhaps I was too merciful by letting this town live. I'm Dullahan the demon general...now let me give you a taste of my power," Dullahan said before he tried cursing Megumin.

Darkness and Shirou pushed Megumin out of the way, but Shiou use Rhio Aias to block his attack. "This may be a town of low levels, but my party still has the means to put up a fight against the likes of you," Shirou said.

"Well then if I don't want to be rude, allow me to show you all that I have to offer!" the general shouted before summoning his army. This reminded Shirou of his time fighting Angelica.

"We got this Kazuma!" Aqua shouted as her, Darkness, and Megumin take on his forces.

"In that case I can fight without worry," Shirou said as he drew his twin Falchions that looked like the married swords but weren't them. They were his new swords he made himself, as he wanted to not rely on their power like before. But he still liked duel wielding falchions more than other weapons.

Him and the general then clashed. 1 firing flames curses, while the other fired light and normal swords. Both were blurs to mostly everyone in town.

"You fight well. Too well for a mere low level," Dullahan said. "I'm guessing you reincarnated then. I don't know your Boon, but it won't matter. I'll still win".

"You're right about the 1st 2 things," Shirou said. "But this will be my party's victory".

Shirou used his new skills to mess with the terrain, to can trip up his adversary. But the general was too smart for that. He used wind to hide his weapons, but the general saw through it. Water and ice were block by his summons, earth was shattered, fire did little, light was dodged, wind wasn't strong enough for his level, and explosion may destroy the town or the crowd.

But at least Shirou's style made him untouchable. He had to finish this quickly though, but then he came up with a solution. Just like his Servant/Sword Master/Lover he will use his Mana Bursts to achieve victory. He charged his attacks, and let loose his power.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Dullahan said surprised by Shirou's sudden increase in power.

"I was trained by the best warriors that ever lived. This is nothing," Shirou said giving credit to the Servants he learned from.

His party finished with Dullahan's forces. All that's left was for him to give the finishing blow...that was until Aqua came and blasted the guy away with a flood. They all thought it was over until they heard a screech.

"Oh hell no! Why did 1 have to come already?!" Shirou shouted as everyone saw the beast in front of them.

"It's a Doom Beast!" Someone shouted. If the Demon King was house, then a Doom Beast was a whole planet. As none have ever managed to so much as keep up with a Doom Beast. Not even the strongest Adventures could harm 1, the Demon King knew not to mess with 1 for a reason.

"Nothing can kill that! Can't we have the Demon King instead!" Another shouted.

"Aqua use this shield to cover everyone! I got this!" Shirou shouted giving her a certain Demi-Shielder's weapon.

"Got it Kazuma!" Aqua said. Everyone else was worried that Shirou was trying to die giving them time to flee. Well his party was more than worried. "Relax everyone, Shirou was literally born in this world to kill these things!"

Everyone was surprised, but felt less worried. As his tired party went to take cover and guard everyone, Shirou got ready to if the power Zelretch gave him will be enough.

"TRACE INSTALL," Shirou shouted. All watched as Shirou change into Final Ascended Emyia Archer. Just in time for the Doom Beast(Think a gray, with blue mist, distorted, 1 Tailed Beast from Naruto with a build like the Kyuubi's. That's also 5 times the height of the city's wall, and has red glowing eyes.) to charge at them.

Shirou managed to barely block it's charge. After that he used the married swords to try and slash it, unfortunately it seemed like it had something like God Hand. He tried many weapons that were higher than C rank. But the Doom Beast smacked him across the field, and into the air while slamming him into a crater. Shirou managed to kick it off him, but even with his increased power he still has several broken ribs. Thankfully Avalon still works, even faster than normal actually.

Man...if it's this strong than how strong is the real deal? No wonder an average Servant couldn't do anything against these things. Thought Shirou while he got another weapon ready.

But that shattered so he tried to not use a weapon at all. Which actually worked, like the beast's armor is actually weak to no weapon attacks. Then he tried to use an EX rank Balmung on it, but it didn't touch it.

So that's why my attacks don't work. It can't be harmed with weapons. Shirou thought realizing he was just wasting energy until now. I guess now my life as Kazuma will really help me out.

Shirou then went into a series of punches and kicks. Maybe styles made to fight humans wasn't the best idea against a Kaiju like being, as he was sent flying by its tail. He couldn't grab it either, just outright hit it.

Ya, maybe I should just Berserker this...why didn't I start with his style? Shirou thought as he started to fight like Hercules. Which really helped, until the Doom Beast powered up. Oh come on!

Shirou started to then fight it for what seemed like days, but it was just a blur and explosions to everyone else. The 2 kept going further away from the city, but the force felt was like legendary weapons firing 1 after another.

The battle raged on, with Shirou mostly getting smacked around. He would go for it's joints, but it seemed to be more like 1 solid piece.

Maybe I should just go Alter, it would work better with this style. Shirou thought before changing. But he realized a problem...he couldn't control this form at all. It was like it had Madness Enhancement. But at least Shirou is now going Hercules vs the titans on this thing, as he now overpowers it and manages to finally rip it apart. This caused it to fade away.

Shirou had jumped back to everyone else and reverted back to looking like Kazuma. When people saw the smoke clear in the crater they were at 1st relieved, until they saw the many swords keeping Shirou together. Who was covered in blood and so many injuries. It looked like he was crushed by a boulder, which was close to what actually happened. Shirou then passed put on the ground. When this happened his party was the 1st to be at his side, and Aqua healed all his wounds. But Shirou was still out cold, so they had to wait for him to wake up.

After waiting for days Shirou woke up. "Uh, where am I?" Shirou muttered. But as soon as he got up his crying party hugged him while giving him an earful about almost leaving them all behind. He really needs to stop worrying his loved ones. "So how long was I out?"

"You were out for a 5 days, and your body got a tan too," Aqua told him.

"Ya, you got white hair too," Megumin said showing him a mirror. Now he had the same white as when he kept using Emiya's card.

"Yes it's quite surprising. Still take it easy for now, we can wait as long you need to recover," Darkness told him.

Shirou was glad he had his party, and maybe a break from all the chaos was a idea.

End of Chapter


Sorry if battles seemed too short, he's op due to max stats against Konosuba verse and he only fought a wild beast. I would've called them Danger Beast but that's taken by Akame Ga Kill. His Servant form in this 1 is more feats and lore based, as if people can shoot light then some can dodge it. So using bare minimum stats wouldn't work here.