NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a story of love, lust, friendship, and heartbreak. Two star-crossed lovers are brought together in a sexy, hot, steamy, erotic endeavor that continues to haunt the halls of the American Music and Things Academy*. In this coming of age story, Edward and Samantha embark on a beautiful fucklationship that makes them challenge their morals, boundaries, and the rules of Twitter. I hope you enjoy reading this novel as much as I've enjoyed living it- I mean, writing it. Without further ado, I present you with "STEAMY EROTIC FANFIC ABOUT EDWARD DOBBY* AND SAMANTHA SAVASKO* BASED ON TRUE EVENTS".
*names have been changed
PROLOGUE
EDWARD.
"Fuck, late again." Edward muttered under his breath as he grabbed his black-and-red checkered backpack, filled with 3 bottles of vodka, and headed out the door. He didn't care that it was a Tuesday, he was ready for a night out. With his red silk robe draped over his shoulders, he moved with purpose as he made his way to room #817 at The Stmouseford Arms*. His friend Jillian Pellegrino* was having an 'AMTAPalooza' pre-party, and Edward never turned down an opportunity to get drunk with his hot friends.
"Open up, bitch!" he slurred as he pounded on the grey door of Jill's dorm room.
"OMG Hey! Sorry I'm literally still getting ready, but you guys can start drinking!" Jill said as she swung the door open and continued to curl her hair.
"Oh, is someone else here?" Edward asked, puzzled because he didn't remember Jill mentioning anyone else would be coming with them.
"Oh yeah!" She exclaimed, "Edward this is my roommate Sam, Sam this is Edward!"
SAMANTHA.
Her name was Samantha, but everyone called her Sam. At this point in AMTA history, she was only known around school as the girl who fucked Hairy Plum*, but she was more than her reputation. Despite her RBF and stoic voice, she was a girl who just wanted to make friends, and tonight was her night to do so. Her friend and roommate Jill had invited over Edward Dobby, a handsome man with an extravagant demeanor who was known for being a scandalous devil. Having been ready, Sam started ripping the gravity bong (a water bottle in a Yeti cup), when in the distance she heard footsteps. First one, then another. The frantic rhythm of shoes hitting the floor grew louder as Edward got closer and closer to the room.
"Open up, bitch!" Edward cried from the other side of the door.
"God dammit" Jill muttered under her breath, as she was in the middle of curling her hair.
The door swings open and Edward makes his way in, taking off his backpack and opening it to reveal 3 various bottles of Svedka.
"Hi Sam, nice to meet you! Guess we better start drinking!" He provoked.
She knew this would be one crazy night.