You are Batman, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to. Suddenly, you hear a gunshot behind you. "Who's there?" A voice asks from behind you. "I'm here."

The man is holding a shotgun and pointing it at your head. "What do you want with me?" You say, getting out of the way as he fires. The bullet hits your chest and shatters through your heart. Your body falls lifelessly to the ground. "You can't just walk away from this!" He says, as he walks over to you. "This isn't fair! I thought we were supposed to be married!"

"Yeah, well that was before you decided to cheat on me!" You reply. "Don't talk about my ex-wife like that! She was an idiot who couldn't see what a worthless piece of... Well whatever she used to be. Now, let's go back to our game."

You grab him by the throat and slam him into the ground. "Hah! You think you can take me? Ha ha ha!" He laughs. "No, no, I'll show you how bad I am! Let's play!"

You grab his legs and start pulling them apart. "Ohh... Ohhh..." He moans. "Ahhhh... Ahhhhh!" "Ha ha! Yes! YESSSS!" He screams. "Awwwww... Don't cry... It's okay..." He says. "AAAAAAAH!" He cries. You turn around and walk away. You walk up to him and grab his head with your hands. Then you pull out a syringe filled with some sort of liquid. You put it in his mouth and slowly push down on the plunger until he gags and begins coughing blood. idubbz jumps in and yells "I'm gay" You laugh at this and then begin pumping more of the drug into his body. This goes on for about an hour before you decide that enough is enough and shoot him in the face. You then turn to iDubbz and start to pump the drug into him. He's a witness, and you cant have any witnesses. You quickly inject him with the drug and he starts to fall unconscious. You take your gun off him and throw him on the floor where he lies there motionless. You turn back around and see no one watching. You pick up the syringe and inject yourself again. This time you feel nothing so you continue injecting yourself until you feel like you're going to pass out or pass out from pain.

You hear a loud noise and look up to see Sonichu walking towards you holding a shotgun. Sonichu asks for your name and you tell him "my name Jeff." Sonichu looks at you confused, but still doesn't question what you just said. You drop the syringe and run as fast as you can through the streets of Norwester. You don't stop running until you find a place to hide. When you get there, you go into shock and collapse on the ground sobbing uncontrollably.

You wake up and realize that you've had sexual relations with your dead friend. It feels really good, and you feel like you deserve a reward. You think about how much fun it would be to kill someone else while having them do all the work.

You hear a loud noise and look up to see Sonichu walking towards you holding a shotgun. You tell sonichu he's gay, leading to him shooting himself with the shotgun. You walk over to sonichu who has fallen backwards onto the ground. You try to talk to him, but he doesn't respond. You call out for him, but he doesn't answer either. The only thing you know is that you want to die right here and now. You grab sonichu's limp body and pull him closer to you. You wrap your legs around his waist and begin to kiss him passionately. You push your tongue inside his mouth and suck on it hard. You bite down on his neck several times, causing him to scream out in pain. You continue kissing sonichu and biting him, before finally taking your hands off of him completely. You stand up slowly and then kneel down in front of sonichu's body. You lick your lips and say "I love you sonichu."