Smash Mansion; 12:30PM
It was a bright day at the Smash Mansion and it's surrounding environment. During this time, ten of the many Smashers had gone outside for a quick game of football. It was Team Mario vs Team Wolf. Team Mario consisted of Link, Fox, Captain Falcon, Donkey Kong, and Mario (it wouldn't be Team Mario without him). Team Wolf consisted of Richter, Ken, Dark Pit, Yoshi, and Wolf.
Fox: Prepare to get yo asses wooped!
Wolf: In your dreams Fox! Me and my stupid team will demolish you!
Yoshi: That's not very nice.
Richter: It's Wolf. When is he ever nice?
Wolf: Hey! Be thankful that you're on my team lizard breath! I was gonna find Falco but he had some business with Master Hand!
Link: The same goes for us. Pac Man was supposed to be here, but Master Hand needed him for something. So we got our good friend Donkey Kong. Ain't that right?
If you don't remember for whatever reason, Falco had gotten himself in hot water for spending all of the stashed money in Lucina's room on a gold jet ski and Pac Man was the cause of the events of the last episode by discovering the money with a misfired t-shirt cannon. Both of them along with Lucina (who had poorly hid the money in the fridge where Falco found it) had been escorted to Master Hand's office for their punishments.
Donkey Kong: Yep!
The gorilla then gave the Hylian a pat on the back, only to be a really hard one because of his strength, hurting Link
Link: OW!
Mario: OK, everyone-a ready?
Ken: I should be training with Ryu, but this is more fun!
Yoshi: OK! *prepares to snap the ball* Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four, hut five, hut six, hut seven, hut eight ,hut nine, hut ten, hut eleven, hut twelve...
Seven minutes later
Yoshi: Hut ninety seven, hut ninety eight, hut ninety nine-
Fox: OH MY GOD! IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE HELL UP!
The game then began when Yoshi snapped the ball (thank god) to Dark Pit, who gave it to Ken. The martial artist ran past Link and Donkey Kong before being tackled by Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon: I bet you witnessed my FALCON TACKLE!
Ken: Yeah, now FALCON get off of me!
Meanwhile in Master Hand's office, the hand had three fighters in front of them. The aviary pilot of Star Fox, Falco, the ghost eater, Pac Man, and the daughter of Chrom, Lucina. The three was in the floating hand's office for their own causes.
Master Hand: Now, I don't want to see too many faces today, so let's get this done. Starting with you! *points and looks at Falco* Because of you, all the money that was in Lucina's room is gone and not only that, there is a waste of space in the garage! *referring to the jet ski* Why would you even think about buying that thing?
Falco: Well, who doesn't want a jet ski? Besides, me, Red, Little Mac, and Bruce all decided on it. We had to spend it on something.
Pac Man: So you spent it on a gold jet ski?
Falco: It was either that or a gold plane but all that money couldn't afford it, so I made a wise decision.
Master Hand: Uh huh. A wise decision alright. As a result of your dumb decision on the money, I shall revoke your Arwing privliges for one week! And as a bonus, I want you to get that jet ski out of the mansion by the end of the week, or I'll extend the punishment!
Falco: Oh come on! How am I supposed to get to places faster?
Master Hand: Your species is one of the fastest birds in the world. I'm sure you can figure something out. And it's either that, or you raise ALL of the money you spent! Would you want that instead?
Falco: *sigh* No.
Master Hand: I didn't think so. As for you *points at Pac Man*, for causing property damage with your dumb t-shirt cannon, not only will you get rid of that contraption at once, you will also be responsible for cleaning the dishes after breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Pac Man: As long as they leave scraps of food, I'm fine with it.
Master Hand: *sigh* Of course you would. And for you *points at Lucina*, you hid the money at a poor place when I told you to hide it. Not only that, you let feather for brains take it!
Lucina: I panicked OK? It's not my fault people go in the fridge.
Master Hand: But...you and Pac Man did stop a mad man from stealing my precious Smash Balls and saved Olimar from captivity. So, as a token of my gratitude, I shall spare you from your punishment Lucina (for now) and I'll shorten Pac Man's punishment to only three days.
All three fighters eyes widen from that last part as Lucina and Pac Man share a short celebration while Falco on the other hand doesn't take the news well.
Falco: Are you serious? This is bullshit!
Master Hand: Another outburst like that Lombardi and I'll sentence you to toilet duty for two weeks!
Falco: ...
Master Hand: Much better. Now the three of you, OUT OF MY OFFICE! NOW!
In the main lobby
The two latest newcomers (or one if you put them together), Banjo and Kazooie, were having a conversation with Mario about each others adventures and the many things that happened in the mansion. Right now, the bear and bird duo was talking to the plumber about Sam and Sonic's assumption with them being undercover cops.
Mario: They-a thought you were cops?
Kazooie: Yeah. Can you believe those guys?
Banjo: The next day after that, they showed up to our room wearing prison uniforms and were asking for a trip to prison. Kazooie thought they were just salesman.
Kazooie: I cannot trust any salesman after the last time.
Mario: Mama-mia. I'm-a so sorry for Sam and Sonic's actions. They're one of the few fighters here that lack, well...intelligence.
Kazooie: I can tell. Heck, we saw one guy with wings that tried to jump as high as he could just so he could bet his ball down a tree. If he has wings, why doesn't he just fly?
Mario: You must be talking about Pit. Well, he has a small problem with flying.
Banjo: What problem?
Mario: Well, you see-
As Mario begins explaining Pit's flying 'disability', a few knockings and the doorbell ringing are heard at the door
Mario: Hold on you two. I'll get the door.
The red plumber opens the door, only to be surprised by the visitor who happens to be the blonde Reploid in red and fellow Assist Trophy helper, Zero
Zero: Hey Mario.
Mario: Z-Zero? What are you doing here?
Zero: Well, I hate to say it but, Wario called me to get over here.
Mario: Wario? What does that-a-lazy pile of flab want with you?
Wario: HEY! I heard that!
The yellow rival of Mario appears behind him, not happy with the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom calling him a lazy pile of flab
Kazooie: Geez fatso. When was the last time you exercised?
Wario: EY! What's your deal chicken wings?
Mario: Wario, what is the meaning of this?
Wario: Like I'd tell you. Now Zero, I need you to come with me.
Zero: Uh...OK.
The reploid was already starting to regret answering that call as he and Wario walked somewhere
Kazooie: I won't be surprised if he doesn't find a girlfriend.
Banjo: Kazooie!
Kazooie: What? I'm being honest.
In the backyard
Zero: So, what purpose do you have that involved me coming here?
Wario: So, I have a question. Did you or did you not watch the news?
Zero: Uh, yes. Waluigi got arrested am I right?
Wario: Exactly. And so, that's where you come in. I need your help.
Zero: What do you mean?
Wario: I need you to break Waluigi out of prison.
Zero: WHAT!?
Wario covers Zero's mouth with his hands to prevent anyone nearby from hearing this
Wario: Quiet you useless walking bag of bolts!
Zero: Why the hell would you ask me? Why can't you do it?
Wario: Because of two reasons. One, I don't feel like paying Waluigi's bail out of my own pocket. And two, I don't want Master Hand to find out unless I want to get a really bad punishment, which Wario doesn't want! So I need you to do the work for me.
Zero: Well, even if I did, what's in it for me?
Wario: I'll pay you.
Zero: Really?
Wario: Yes.
Zero: Wario, the most greediest person in the mansion (Dedede being a close second), is offering me payment to bail out his friend?
Wario: Are you gonna do it or not?
Zero: Well...fine! But only so you can stop begging me!
Wario: Deal!
Zero reluctantly agrees and shakes hands with Wario, sealing the deal as the Reploid thinks
Zero: What have I gotten myself into.
1:30PM
Inside the kitchen, King K Rool had recently recovered from Peach knocking out the kremling king last episode for assaulting Lucina and decided to make a sandwich with whatever he could find. Unfortunately, he was being watched by Pit, Sam, Villager, Ness, Toon Link, Kirby, and Bowser Jr who was about to perform a prank on him.
Sam: So, repeat us the plan one more time?
Pit: OK, so what I'm going to do is this. I'm going to use this airhorn and blow it near K Rool and after that, the rest of you throw your water balloons at him.
Bowser Jr: Wait, we were supposed to use water balloons? I used itching powder.
Pit: Well, I guess we'll get better results. And Sam, you record the whole thing. OK?
Sam: Sure. It's better than teaching Sonic how to swim. He kept saying no and locked his door.
Ness: I wonder why.
Toon Link: This seems a little cruel guys.
Villager: I agree with Toon Link. I don't think we should do this.
Pit: But it's gonna be funny. And it's not like we're gonna hurt him. We're just using loud noises and water balloons. How much harm can they do?
Kirby: Poyo!
Pit: See? Kirby agrees.
Ness: Can you even understand him?
Pit: Of course I do. Me and Kirbs have been best friends ever since our adventures in the Subspace Emissary. Sam, make sure to focus the camera on us and try not to move a lot. We're gonna go prank K Rool okay?
Sam: Got it. *starts the camera* and we're live.
Pit: *talks to the camera* Ayo my viewers! It's your boy, Pit! And I'm joined by a couple of pals to help me pull a prank on him *points at King K Rool*. I'm going to blow this airhorn near him, and the rest are going to pelt him with water balloons.
Bowser Jr: And one itching powder balloon.
Meanwhile, King K Rool, unaware of what's about to happen to him, has finished his sandwich
King K Rool: Yes! I'm finished with my sandwich. All that's missing is a refreshment. *retrieves a soda can from the fridge* And now I can finally enjoy my snack in peace-
Pit leaps out of nowhere and blasts the airhorn near K Rool's ear, startling the croc and causing him to shriek and his crown to fall on the ground
King K Rool: GAH! WHAT THE HELL! YOU STUPID-
The rest of the pranksters leap out of the corner and assault the king of kremlings with water balloons and the one itching balloon while K Rool continues to panic on the floor until their water balloon runs dry
Kirby: Poyo!
Sam then comes into the kitchen, making sure not to slip on the watery floor surface to yell these words
Sam: You just got pranked!
Pit: Sorry we had to, err...balloon on your parade!
All but Pit and Kirby facepalm from the angel's corny and bad pun
Sam: Really Pit? That's the best pun you could think of?
Pit: Well that would you say?
Sam: I would have said something like,'you should have known the weather would be rain of terror' or something like that.
Pit: Hey, who planned this prank? Me or you?
While the two were arguing, the rest of the prankers saw that their prank victim was slowly getting up
Villager: Err, guys?
Ness: Now would be a good time to quit arguing.
King K Rool: Urgh. You...little...brats.
Sam: Just be thankful I recorded it, otherwise this would be a waste of time.
Pit: Fine. Let's just go before-
King K Rool: I'M GONNA GET Y'ALL!
K Rool had gotten up, and boy was he mad
Toon Link: RUN!
And then everybody ran in different directions. Villager and Kirby took the right, Ness, Bowser Junior, and Toon Link took the left, and Sam and Pit went straight as the now pissed off K Rool went after the latter group. After a chase around the mansion, K Rool thought enough was enough and had pulled out his Blunderbuss and shot a cannonball at the two who dodged it no problem, but the Blunderbuss had activated it's vacuuming effect and started to pull Sam and Pit.
Sam: We're not gonna make it!
Pit: Yes we are! As long as we have the footage we're good.
Pit shows the camera proving that he held onto it during the chase until the Blunderbuss had sucked up the camera
Sam: The camera!
Pit: Hey! We need that camera! Give it back
King K Rool: Well, you asked for it, so here you go!
K Rool switches the option on the Blunderbuss from suck to blow (that sounded so wrong) and launches the camera back at the angel and smashes right on his face, breaking it and sending Pit on an uncomfortable trip on the floor
King K Rool: Yeah! I'd like to see you twerps try and record my embarrassment now! *storms off*
Pit: Ow.
Sam: You alright Pit?
Pit: Yeah, I've taken worse blows than that. So, is the camera alright?
Sam: Uh, yeah, about that...
Sam points towards the now broken camera on the floor
Pit: NOOO! Not the camera! How are we supposed to record videos now?
Sam: Didn't Palutena give you an IPhone?
Pit: Uh, about that. I downloaded that Pokemon Go app and when I saw a Charmander on my bed, I threw my phone at it to try and catch it, but it broke.
Sam: *facepalms again* Perfect.
As both fighters lament about the wrecked camera, Ness, Toon Link, and Kirby walks towards the two, but no Villager nor Bowser Junior.
Ness: So, how'd it go?
Sam: *holds up the camera* Does this answer your question?
Toon Link: Uh...maybe?
Kirby: Oh wa. *sad face*
Ness: Great. Does any of you know someone who can fix it?
Sam: Oh, I know how to solve this issue. I can fix any problem.
Pit: Wait, you can fix the camera?
Sam: No, but I do know someone that's willing to do it for us.
Police Station 2:00PM
At the police station, Zero is about to bail out Waluigi for Wario as he bought along three other helpers, them being Isaac, Knuckles, and Ashley
Isaac: Why are we here Zero?
Zero: Because I promised Wario to bail out Waluigi and I'm not suffering alone.
Knuckles: Why bother helping him out anyway?
Zero: Because he wouldn't stop texting or calling me and he'd pay me when I get him out. How he got my number, I don't know.
Ashley: *scoffs* Wario paying someone to do his dirty work? Clearly he's just tricking you.
Zero: You'll never know if he pays or not Ashley...unless you made some kind of future reading potion.
Ashley: No, but thank you for reminding me.
Isaac: So what, were just gonna grab Waluigi and go?
Knuckles: Seems easy to me.
Zero: Look, let's just hurry up and get this simple job done. Because I do not want to look like a fool.
Isaac: Weren't you a fool to begin with?
Knuckles: OOOOOOH! BURN!
Zero: Oh, you think that's funny? How about the times you were a fool to let Doctor Eggman steal the Master Emerald?
Knuckles: ...
Zero: Oh burn! Alright let's get this over with.
Zero and the other three enters the police station and come face to face with a police officer
Officer: Hello. What can I do for you all?
Zero: Hello. My name is Zero, S-Class Maverick Hunter, best good look reploid here. We're here for Waluigi.
Officer: And why would you want to meet him?
Ashley: So we can bail him out.
Isaac: So, can we see him?
Officer: That depends. Do you have the money?
Knuckles: Money? Why would you expect an echidna, two blondes, and a witch to have money?
Officer: Because, you need to pay the bail, so we can let him go.
Zero: Well, how much is the bail?
The police officer points towards a billboard displaying a bunch of criminals with their bail listed below their mug shot (Waluigi being one of them).
Zero: Let's see...
Zero looks at the billboard to find Waluigi and his bail, which also leaves him with his mouth open and his eyes almost expanding to the size of tennis balls
Ashley: What's the matter?
Zero: $50,000 DOLLARS JUST TO GET HIM OUT!?
Knuckles: WHAT THE HELL!?
Ashley: Geez, and here I thought he would be almost completely worthless.
Isaac: Wait, didn't he get arrested just for stealing Smash Balls?
Zero: That can't be right! He has the HIGHEST bail just for some stupid robbery?
Officer: Oh no. He did more than just that. *pulls out a list* Let's see...we got multiple of cases of reckless driving, multiple cases of robbery, multiple cases of kidnapping, few cases of sports interference-
Isaac: OK, we get it. We know why Waluigi is in jail. OK, how about we make a deal? You let our friend go, and I'll throw in...
Isaac goes into his pockets and pulls out two treats and offers them to the police officer
Isaac: Some Tic Tacs and Rice Krispies?
Officer: ...No.
Ashley: We're gonna be here for a while. I can tell.
2:20PM
Meanwhile at the Smash Mansion, in the workshop room was a girl with brown hair in orange working on her weaponry. This girl's name is Gina, who happened to be the Mii Gunner of the Mii Trio, Bruce the Brawler, Sam the Swordfighter, and Gina the Gunner. Unlike the former two however, she happens to actually HAVE more brains being the smarter one of the trio. She soon would expect company...
*knock* *knock*
Gina: *sigh* Who could that be?
Gina opens the door to find Sam, Pit, Kirby, Ness, and Toon Link in front of her
Sam: Hey Gina. My fellow friend. We're kinda in a bit of a pickle so I was wondering if you-
Gina didn't even let her Swordfighter pal finish as she quickly shut the door on them
Gina: I'm not even gonna bother.
Sam: *knocks on the door* Gina. It's me, Sam. Could you let us in? We need your help.
Gina: And by help, you mean wasting my time. I'm busy.
Sam: Don't make me break the door down!
Gina: Please, like you would have the guts to-
Gina didn't have time to finish her sentence as Sam had busted down the door with the help of Pit's Upperdash Arm attack
Sam: Who said I didn't have guts?
Gina: Damn it Sam! Is your job annoying the hell out of me? Because you're great at it. *sigh* What do you want?
Sam: Well, we need you to fix something for us.
Gina: Like what?
Sam snaps his fingers commanding Pit to show the broken camera to Gina
Gina: A camera? Why do you want me to fix a camera?
Pit: Well, I need it so that I can record videos and post them on my Youtube channel.
Gina: You have a Youtube channel?
Pit: Heck yeah! See for yourself.
Ness shows Gina his laptop which shows Pit's channel, also called GuardianAngel
Gina: OK, well what happened to the camera?
Pit: Oh, uh, I dropped it in the toilet.
Toon Link: K Rool smashed it.
Sam: So could you do us a favor and fix it for us? Maybe make it even better?
Gina: *sigh* If it'll make you guys leave me alone, then fine. Just give a couple of minutes.
Sam: Alright, thanks Gina!
The five smashers exit the workshop while Gina starts on the camera's repairs, but not before glancing at what used to be the door
Gina: *sigh* Now where am I gonna find another door?
Back at the police station, Isaac was still making offers to the cop to bail out Waluigi with Zero and Knuckles watching him. Ashley had gone to the bathroom, so she wasn't present in the room
Isaac: Uh...a foot massage?
Officer: No.
Issac: Uh...free food?
Officer: No.
Zero: Come on Isaac. We've been here for about half an hour. Let's go. We'll think of another plan.
Isaac: Nope. I ain't leaving until this guy releases Waluigi.
Ashley: *comes out* You're still not done?
Isaac: Fine then. You leave me no choice but to use...MY TRAP CARD!
The Venus Adept slams down a 'Get out of Jail Free' Monopoly card hoping for it to work
Officer: Sir please. If your not going to pay the bail, please exit the premises.
Ashley: Welp, this was a waste of time. Now can we go home?
Knuckles: HECK NO! You want something done right, I'LL SHOW YOU!
Knuckles does the unthinkable and leaps onto the counter and grabs the officer by the collar of his shirt
Knuckles: YOU LET WALUIGI GO OR I DO IT FOR YOU!
Zero: Knuckles, have you lost your mind?!
Ashley: Nope! I'm out. *goes through the exit*
Isaac: Why didn't I think of that before.
Isaac joins Knuckles and forms two hands from Psynergy while coming closer
Zero: We're so gonna get kicked out.
And like Zero said, the three were thrown out by security guards and banned from the police station
Ashley: So how'd it go? By the looks of it, not very well.
Knuckles: Shut it.
Zero: Well, if anyone has any ideas, we're open.
Isaac: Oh, I have another idea.
Ashley: Oh boy. More stupidity.
Isaac then spawns two Psynergy hands and grabs the three
Zero: What the- Isaac, what are you doing?
Knuckles: Get me out of this thing!
Isaac: Just trust me on this guys.
Ashley: Isaac, I swear to god when I get out of here, I'm going to-
The witch didn't get to finish as she, Zero and Knuckles were thrown into the air on to the roof with Zero landing just fine until Ashley crashed landed on him and Knuckles landing head first on the ground. Isaac then uses his Psynergy hands to lift him up on to the roof.
Zero: OK, so what exactly was your plan?
Knuckles: Cause if giving us brain damage as it then it's gonna take more than that.
Isaac: No. I plan to use this map I stole before we got kicked out to find the cells, which would lead to Waluigi.
Ashley: And how do we get to the cells IF WERE ON THE ROOF!?
Isaac: I'll think of something.
Ashley: I swear if we don't get out of this alive, I will turn you into a frog.
2:30PM; Back at the mansion
Gina: And done. Alright you guys, your camera is good as new.
Pit: Thanks Gina! Now we can continue on pulling more pranks. And I just so happen to have an idea. But do any of you have super glue?
Sam: As a matter of fact, I do.
Gina: Super glue? I thought that stuff was banned.
Toon Link: Since when was super glue banned from the mansion?
Ness: Oh, uh, funny story. You see, one time Villager's fishing rod broke and tried to use super glue to fix it. When he was done, he still had some glue on him and ended up sticking himself to random people around the mansion. And that was the end of it.
Pit: It's still funny to this day.
Gina: Yeah, you have fun with that. Now get out!
Sam: Alright Gina, we'll leave. But before you do, *holds out his hand* how about we put that whole door business aside and-
Gina: Sam, if you're gonna try and trick me into triggering your joy buzzer, you,re gonna have to try harder than that.
Sam: Ah, damn it.
The five exit the workshop and search for another target for their next prank which would eventually lead back to the kitchen, where they would find Sam's fist throwing friend, Bruce, also known as the Mii Brawler. Right now, he was making himself a burger on the grill.
Pit: OK, so here's how the prank is gonna work. Sam, you're gonna distract Bruce while I sneak behind him and put glue on the spatula.
Sam: Me? What am I supposed to say?
Pit: I don't know. Something that'll make him not look at me?
Ness: What do we do?
Pit: You and Toon Link can keep an eye out for something suspicious.
Toon Link: Something suspicious? Like what?
Pit: I don't know something.
Sam: But who's gonna hold the camera?
Kirby: Poyo!
Everyone looks at Kirby, who's stubby arms are holding the camera
Sam: Does he even know how to use that thing?
Ness: You're questioning a puffball who saves a planet countless times can he operate a camera?
Sam: He's like 8 inches tall. How's he gonna get the action?
Toon Link: Can we hurry this up? I gotta go to the bathroom.
Pit: OK. Kirby, you go hide in the pantry and film us. OK?
Kirby: Poyo.
Pit: That sounded like a yes to me! OK Sam, go!
Sam: *sigh* Fine.
Sam walks in on Bruce's cooking and attempts to spark up a conversation for a distraction
Sam: H-Hey Bruce.
Bruce: Uh, hey Sam. You came here for a burger?
Sam: Uh no. I just came to tell you something. Can I ask you a question?
Bruce: OK, shoot.
Sam: So, to get on the other side.
Bruce: What?
Sam: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bruce: What the hell are you talking about?
While the two Mii Fighters were talking, Pit had snuck into the kitchen by crouching behind the counter. After checking on Sam, he tip toes towards the two and secretly applies super glue to the spatula and hides in the pantry where Kirby was recording
Sam: And that's why the easter bunny comes only once a year.
Bruce: Sam, you sound insane right now! Did you get into the flinstone gummies again?
Sam: No, I couldn't get the cap off.
Bruce: Sam, if you're gonna bother me while I cook, the door is right over there.
Bruce then picks up the spatula and flips his burger onto the bread and attempts to grab the ketchup, only for the spatula to stick on his hand
Bruce: W-what the- Get off of me!
Sam realizes that the prank had been done and attempted to not laugh, only for those attempts to go noticed by Bruce
Bruce: What's so funny Sam?
Sam: You just got pranked!
Bruce: Pranked? What do you mean?
Pit: I had Sam distract you so I could super glue your spatula to your hand.
Bruce: *now super pissed* SUPER GLUE!? How am I gonna get this off?
Sam: I don't know. Water?
Sam then looked at Bruce hoping to get a good reaction to the Brawler, only to see what he didn't want to see. Murder in his eyes. Bruce, took a few more steps towards the Swordfighter until he decided that having his life was more important than helping Pit and bolted out of the kitchen with Bruce chasing him.
Sam: Don't hurt me! It wasn't my idea I swear!
Bruce: C'mere you bastard!
Ness: Well, that just happened.
Toon Link: So, what now?
Pit: Oh, I know a great for my our next prank.
Ness: *sigh* I just hope Bruce doesn't murder Sam, or at least gravely injure him.
3:00PM
Back at the police station
Isaac: OK, according to this map...the jail cells should be right below us. Haha!
Zero: So how do we get inside?
Isaac: I don't have a clue to be honest. Hehe.
Ashley: What? You came up with the plan!
Isaac: This is the farthest I've gotten to coming up with a plan. Besides, name one person who can dig through stone.
Knuckles: Ahem.
Isaac: Oh, right. OK, do your thing.
Knuckles: Alright, here we go!
Knuckles uses his expert digging skills to tunnel through the roof and end up in a room as the other three jump down
Isaac: See? I told you I have great ideas.
Zero: Uh guys?
The other three look at Zero, who is finger pointing at a direction hinting that they should look around, only to find that they're in the same room they were kicked out of with the same police officer in there staring at what just happened.
Ashley: Uh...
Knuckles: CROTCH PUNCH!
The echidna throws a punch at the officer in the groin, crippling him on the floor in pain
Knuckles: Run!
Isaac: That works I guess.
The four assist trophy walks throughout the building without being detected by any guards as Issac would use his Psynergy hands to pound them into submission. The four would later be lead to an elevator with different floors labeled on the wall with Cells as B2 (Bottom Floor 2)
Zero: This seems easy. *presses a button*
Ashley: Yeah, a bit too easy.
The elevator opens, only to reveal not one, not two, but FOUR police officers inside as they stared at the four assist trophies for what seemed like a minute until Knuckles rushed in and took care of them knocking them unconscious.
Ashley: So, you're just gonna beat up every cop you see?
Knuckles: Yeah pretty much. In fact, I'll cause a distraction while you three go free that guy were looking for.
Isaac: His name is Waluigi-
Ashley: Nobody cares Isaac.
Zero: Wait a minute...*looks at the unconscious cops* I have a better idea.
A few minutes later, the Assist Gang is shown dressed up as cops using the police officer's uniforms who had been shoved in a closet. Then they go inside the elevator and soon walk into the cells. They walk around and soon stumble upon a cell with the purple lanky man himself.
Waluigi: This is unfair! Dark-a Samus got-a promoted. Isabelle got-a promoted. Why can't-a Waluigi get-a promoted?
Ashley: Because you're not important.
Waluigi: Shut up Ashley...wait a minute? Are my eyes decieving-a me? My prayers have been answered. I'm being rescued! Please, take me away from this accursed prison!
Knuckles: Normally I wouldn't. But that would be a waste of time coming here for nothing.
The echidna winds up a punch and strikes the cell door so hard it shatters like glass
Waluigi: Waa! I'm free at-a last! I knew you would miss mah sexy face.
Zero: No, not really. The only reason why I'm doing this is that Wario begged me to break you out. Come on. Let's go home.
Ashley: Finally!
However, the celebration would be cut short as the guard who Knuckles crotch punched had slowly crawled over to the desk and pressed a button, which sounded the alarm.
Isaac: Oh crap! Did they find out I peed in a plant?
Zero: No! That guard must have warned somebody!
Knuckles: Dang it! I knew I should've trash canned him.
Waluigi: What's that-a gonna do?
Knuckles: Put him in his place of course.
Ashley: You four shut up and let's get out of here!
Issac: Can't you use a spell to teleport us back to the Assist Hotel?
Waluigi: Yeah. You did it before, you'll do it again!
Ashley: I didn't bring my wand with me!
Isaac: Why?
Ashley: I didn't think we would need it until now!
Knuckles: Let's just bolt for the exit!
The Assist Gang and Waluigi then head for the elevator on the way to the exit
3:30PM
Meanwhile at the mansion, Sam and Bruce had continued there chase throughout the mansion since Bruce had not cooled down from the super glue prank and having a spatula stuck to his hand. The chase would eventually lead to the 3rd floor balcony where Sam was on the edge of falling as Bruce approached him.
Sam: Uh, is it too late to say sorry?
Bruce: No, it's too late for-
Sam: OK, I'm sorry for helping Pit prank you. OK, I said it. So, we cool right?
Bruce: You didn't let me finish. What I meant to say was, it's too late for apologizes.
Sam: ...Oh dear.
Bruce had charged towards Sam and grabbed him as they both fell towards the floor with Bruce landing on poor Sam as the Brawler started smacking Sam with a spatula one too many times. He would have done more damage if it weren't for Lucario and Meta Knight pulling him away from the badly beaten Swordfighter.
Lucario: Bruce, what is your problem?
Bruce: My problem is him! He thinks it's funny to stick a spatula to my hand!
Sam: But it wasn't me. It was Pit. He told me to distract you so he could put super glue on the spatula.
Meta Knight: And why would he do that?
Sam: He wanted help for his Youtube channel so he could post his prank videos. I thought helping him wouldn't be so bad...
Bruce: And yet, here we are.
Meta Knight: Well, that explains my bed being taped on the ceiling.
Lucario: And my room floor being covered in marbles.
Bruce: Now, I need to go find some glue remover. Maybe Gina might have some.
Bruce walks away while Lucario and Meta Knight check on Sam's injuries
Lucario: Are you okay Sam?
Meta Knight: It looks like Bruce didn't do too much damage.
Sam: I think my leg is broken.
Meta Knight: I stand corrected.
Lucario: *sigh* I'll call the ambulance.
Speaking of Pit, the angel along with his accomplices had been pulling pranks on a few of the residents of the Smash Mansion. Besides the pranks Lucario and Meta Knight mentioned, he had also had littered legos in Corrin's room (since he doesn't bother wearing shoes) and playing fart sounds making people think he farted. Right now, he was in the bathroom applying superglue to one of the toilets.
Ness: Why of all places are we here Pit?
Pit: Because it's gonna be funny when someone sits on the toilet.
Toon Link: Why are we even doing pranks? There's more than just prank videos Pit.
Pit: But prank videos are best videos.
Ness: Whatever you say. Kirby, are you done putting the camera up?
Kirby: Poyo! *points to a camera at a corner*
The youngsters smashers leave the bathroom as Wario enters to use the can. Little did he know, he was going to be in a sticky situation.
Wario: Oh man. I knew I shouldn't had eaten all of those spicy chicken wings!
Wario then ploped on the toilet seat, pulled down his pants and...well you know what happens. Nothing was heard but splashing and farting. Soon, the carnage ended.
Wario: OK. I think I'm done. Time to leave.
The greedy man attempts to get off the toilet, only to be unsuccessful as the super glue does it's work and keeps him from leaving.
Wario: What the...Butt, let go of the toilet. Let go right now! *sigh* Well, it appears that I am stuck to the toilet. Let's try flying off.
Wario tries to use the force within him and jump off the toilet, but that doesn't work
Wario: Darn it. That didn't work. OK, Plan B. HELP! HELP I'M STUCK! AND I CAN'T GET UP!
Help would soon arrive in the form of Captain Falcon
Cap Falcon: Wario, what are you doing here- *smells the toxic air* DEAR GOD! *covers his nose* It smells like crap in here.
Wario: Well, when you eat about 30 spicy chicken wings, you end up making a baby, and not a good one. Anyway Falcon, it's good you came. I have urgent news to share with you,
Cap Falcon: Well hurry up. I don't want to be in here.
Wario: I and the toilet seat have become one.
Cap Falcon: What?
Wario: I knew this day was coming for a long time, I just didn't know it would be now.
Cap Falcon: What the hell are you saying?
Wario: My butt has attached itself to the toilet seat.
Cap Falcon: Wario, quit playing games. Just get up.
Wario: I can't. *tries to get up* See?
Cap Falcon: OK, let me see if I can pull you out.
The Blue Falcon driver grabs Wario by the arm and tries to pull him off the toilet seat to no avail.
Wario: That didn't work either.
Cap Falcon: Well I don't know what to do- *notices the glue* Hey, it looks like there's glue on the seat.
Wario: Waa? That's ridiculous. I was not up all night playing arts and crafts.
Cap Falcon: Well, I don't know why there would be glue on the toilet seat.
Wario: I did not sit in glue. We need to do something about this. What do you suggest we do?
Cap Falcon: I don't know. I'll try to get help.
While 'things' were happening at the mansion, the same could be said for Zero, Knuckles, Isaac, Ashley, and Waluigi as the five of them were trying their best to outrun the cops who were behind them.
Ashley: This is all your fault!
Waluigi: How is this Waluigi's fault?
Ashley: If you hadn't came up with that stupid scheme, we wouldn't be here!
Waluigi: But then I would have to spend more time in a jail cell! And I do not belong in there!
Zero: Could you two argue at another time?
Knuckles: We need to get out of here, NOW! We can start a new life somewhere far away! Goodbye Shadow! Goodbye Smash!
While the five were avoiding the police, Isaac looked around while he was running and found himself staring at a costume store. Feeling that he had a plan, he separated himself from the group and went to the store with everyone not noticing this but Knuckles.
Isaac: No Knuckles! Wait!
Knuckles: Isaac, where are you going?
Isaac: Follow me! I have an idea!
Knuckles: It better be a good one for ditching us! *follows Isaac*
At the costume store
Knuckles: What are we even doing here?
Isaac: I figured that if they won't stop until they get Waluigi, then we can give them Waluigi. But not really.
Knuckles: You're not making any sense bro.
Isaac: What I'm saying is that we need to make a fake Waluigi.
Knuckles: Well, how are we gonna do that?
Isaac responds by pointing at what appears to be a costume resembling Waluigi and a mannequin
Knuckles: Oh.
Back at the mansion, Wario was still stuck on the toilet while Captain Falcon went out trying to find somebody to help. After a while, Falcon would return to the bathroom alongside someone he thought would help.
Gina: So let me get this straight. There was glue on the toilet and Wario sat in it and now he's stuck?
Cap Falcon: Well, I brought you here for a reason. So, what would you do?
Gina: I don't know. I guess...get something to peel him off with.
Wario: I mean, it's fine. I can just spend the rest of my life on the toilet.
Gina: Why?
Wario: Well, I'm here for about 80% of the day. So I can just eat food and let it flow right through me.
Cap Falcon: You're not staying in the bathroom for the rest of your life. Well Gina, what would you suggest we use?
Gina: Maybe something like a spatula or a shovel? Something.
While talking, Falcon sees Bruce walks by the bathroom, still having a spatula stuck to his hand. This then gives him an idea.
Cap Falcon: Hey Bruce, can you come in here?
Bruce: What? You need something?
Cap Falcon: Well, we need your help since you have a spatula.
Bruce: Why do you need a spatula? I can't even give it to you because it's stuck to my damn hand.
Gina: Wait, it is?
Bruce: Yeah, that stupid brat, Pit glued it and now it's stuck.
Gina: Wait, Pit did that?
Cap Falcon: Well guess what? Wario is glued to the toilet seat.
Bruce: W-what? He is?
Wario: Yeah, right here.
Bruce: It must have been him! Can't wait until I get my hands on him.
Cap Falcon: OK, so what I need you to do is get that spatula and put it onto his ass. Like taking gum from under a desk.
Bruce: What? I don't want to touch his ass.
Wario: Well I don't want you touching it either Bruce.
Bruce: You know what? I'm just gonna get this over with.
Bruce inserts the spatula between Wario and the toilet and using his strength, he successfully peels him off
Wario: Waaha! Free at last!
Bruce: Well, you're free. I'm not! I still have a spatula on my hand!
Gina: I think I have something that'll help.
Bruce: Really? OK, show me.
Cap Falcon: So Gina, when you're done with Bruce, how about you and me-
Gina: F**k off Falcon.
4:00PM
Meanwhile, the remaining assist gang were still on the run by the cops while Isaac and Knuckles were doing something. The chase went on for a while until Zero, Ashley, and Waluigi came upon a cliff with the view of atrain that's about to pass.
Zero: We gotta get on that train!
Waluigi: And how do you suppose we get on it?
Zero: I have a plan, but you might not like it.
Ashley: Don't even think about doing what Isaac did-
Ashley was interrupted when she felt Zero grabbing her by the head while Waluigi was grabbed by the arm
Zero: Trust me guys!
Zero leaps from the cliff being held by Ashley and Waluigi for dear life as they surprisingly crash through the window
Waluigi: I-Is it-a over?
Ashley: Well, were still wanted by the police. So I'm guessing no.
?: Oh hey guys. I didn't know we were meeting up.
The three turn their heads to find Isaac and Knuckles, with what appears to be a mannequin wearing a Waluigi costume with a horribly painted face of him and is wearing orange NIKE shoes
Zero: Where the hell have you two been?
Waluigi: And who is that sexy person?
Ashley: You idiot. That's clearly a mannequin that's dressed as you. As for you two, did you seriously ditch us just to play dress up?
Knuckles: Sort of. Isaac thought that if we made a fake Waluigi, then we could fool the cops by pretending that this is the real Waluigi.
Zero: What are the odds of that working?
Isaac: There are no odds.
Isaac opens the window and throws the fake Waluigi out of the window as it somehow lands on it's feet, but not before the cops surround it
Cop 1: Put your hands up in the air! We have you surrounded!
The Fake Waluigi cannot respond and falls over while something falls out with it looking like a gun
Cop 2: HE'S GOT A GUN! CUFF HIM!
The cops then dog pile on the fake Waluigi and then arrest him while the Assist Gang looks surprised at what happened
Ashley: My god. We actually lost them.
Isaac: Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.
Waluigi: Yes! Waluigi is free at last!...So uh, now what do we do?
Knuckles:...I'm hungry.
Back at the mansion, on the front yard
Pit: So guys, who should we prank next?
Toon Link: I don't know. Maybe we should- OH MY GOD!
In front of Pit and the others were a few of the other smashers and an ambulance truck. But what caught the most attention was Sam who was being carried by two people with a stretcher trolley to the truck.
Ness: Sam, what happened?
Sam: It was Bruce. Remember that super glue prank? He beat me up and broke my leg because of it!
Toon Link: Super glue?
Ness, Toon Link, and even Kirby turn to stare at the angel, who was to blame since it was his idea
Pit: How was I supposed to know that he was gonna get beat up?
Sam: Pit, if I get out of this, you're dead.
Sam is carried to the truck before the doors shut and is taken to the hospital
Sonic: I'll send you a postcard!
Pit: Well, that could've gone worse.
Ness: You know what Pit, I think it's best if I don't help you anymore.
Pit: What? Why?
Toon Link: Did you not see Sam on the stretcher? I'm not risking being sent to the hospital because of you! Come on Ness.
Pit: But guys...
The illiterate angel knew he screwed up as both the boys left him behind
Pit: *sigh* Well, at least I have you Kirby...Kirby?
Pit looks around to see no sight of Kirby, until he looked far enough to find the Star Warrior running after a passing ice cream truck
Pit: Oh come on! Well, at least I still have the footage.
Unknowingly to Pit, someone had been watching him from behind and vanishes without a trace. Back inside the mansion, Wario was in his room looking at a bag with something only he knew about.
Wario: There we go. That oughta be enough.
*ding* *dong*
Wario: That must be them.
Wario heads towards the door and opens it to find Zero, Isaac, Knuckles, and Ashley with Waluigi in tow.
Waluigi: It's-a me!
Wario: Ey! You actually did it. I must say, I am impressed that you went through it.
Zero: Well, it wasn't easy.
Isaac: Yeah, we were running from the police and I had to disguise a mannequin as Waluigi.
Wario: What?
Knuckles: Yeah, it was crazy.
Ashley: Anyway, cut to the crap. Zero mentioned something about payment. So where is it?
Wario: Well, I wasn't expecting more of you to come, but here you go!
Wario tosses the bag towards the Assist Trophies and they open it to find what they didn't expect...Rupees.
Zero: Uh, are these rupees?
Wario: Yep. Stole them myself- I mean, found them myself.
Ashley: What makes you think we would want Rupees?
Isaac: Well, it's better than nothing. I mean, he could have given us pennies.
Waluigi: At least be-a thankful that YOU get paid!
Wario: I do pay you! You just be greedy for what you get! Anyways, bye bye. Don't come back.
The Assist Gang leaves with there payment as Wario mentally celebrates that he didn't have to spend his own money to bail out his friend.
Link: HEY! WHERE ARE MY RUPEES!?
Wario: Uh oh. *runs away*
Near the workshop
Bruce: Thanks for getting that spatula off me.
Gina: Your welcome. I guess.
?: Hey you!
Both Mii Fighters turn to see Bowser, alongside Corrin, Lucario, Ike, Luigi, and Richter
Bruce: What do you want?
Bowser: I'm gonna make this quick! Where's that twerp, Pit?
Bruce: How should I know? I was just about to look for him!
Gina: Why are all of you looking for him anyway?
Richter: We have a bone to pick with him.
Luigi: He's been-a pranking the whole mansion nonstop.
Ike: So we're all going to find him and teach him a lesson.
Corrin: He put legos in my room!
Lucario: I keep telling you to put some shoes on or some kind of footwear.
Corrin: I refuse to wear those torturing footwear!
?: I know where he is.
Everyone turns around to see none other than the genetic Pokemon, Mewtwo
Mewtwo: He's in the computer room getting ready to upload the footage of you all falling for practical jokes.
Bowser: And you didn't bother to stop him?
Mewtwo: I refuse to get involved with anybody's stupidity.
Richter: To the computer room!
4:30
At the computer room, Pit had just got done editing the footage together and was now waiting for the video to be uploaded, not knowing that he's about to get busted.
Pit: OK, just a few more minutes until I start getting subscribers!
But then, Ike busts through the door with company behind him
Ike: FREEZE DIRTBAG!
Lucario: Ike, you don't have to yell like a police officer.
Ike: I know. I just wanted to say that.
Richter: Pit, turn off the computer and delete the footage!
Pit: Never!
Corrin: You shall not show people my embarrassment!
Corrin lunges at Pit who side steps out of the way, but knocks down the computer instead. And to make sure the damage was done, the Nohr prince kept using his Dragon Lunge and stabbed the computer one too many times, poking so many holes. Talk about overkill.
Bowser: Corrin stop! You're doing it wrong! You gotta be more aggressive!
Bowser joins in as he stomps on the computer, which is pretty much destroyed by now while
Ike: Are you guys done?
Luigi: Or do you need five more minutes of being crazy?
Bowser: I'm making sure that video doesn't see the light of day!
Richter: So, who's going to buy another computer?
While they were momentarily distracted, Pit grabbed the camera and tried to sneak out of the room, only for Lucario to be one step ahead and snatch the camera from the angel using Extreme Speed
Pit: Hey! Give that back!
Bruce: You want it?
Bruce then pulls out a Shot Put and drops it on the camera, breaking it once again
Bruce: Now you can have it.
Pit: Oh come on! Not again! I worked so hard on that!
Corrin: Well, maybe you should think twice before you stick legos on me!
Bowser: Why don't you just wear shoes?
Lucario: Thank you!
Pit: Why do you have to be so rude? You don't have control over me.
Ike: Yeah, I know. But she does.
Ike points towards the door with a person standing there; That person being the Goddess of Light, Palutena. By the look on Pit's face, he was pretty much terrified.
Palutena: Pit, why am I hearing from the other residents that you've been on a nonstop pranking spree?
Pit: Uh...uh...because I thought it would be funny?
Palutena: Pit, it's rude to pull jokes on people, even if it's funny. I also heard that one of your pranks put poor Sam in the hospital!
Pit: That wasn't me. It was Bruce!
Bruce: Oh wow. Blaming it on the tough guy eh?
Pit: But-
Pit tried to respond, only to be grabbed painfully by the ear by Palutena and dragged away from the computer room
Palutena: Looks like you need to be disciplined more.
Pit: But I am disciplined.
Palutena: Clearly not enough!
Once the two were gone, things were quiet until Bowser broke the silence
Bowser: So...uh, what's for dinner?