9:30AM
In the hospital was the Mii Swordfighter, also known as Sam. He was lying in his bed, still recovering from his wounds at the hands of his friend and fellow Mii Brawler, Bruce, who at the time was mad for helping Pit pull a prank involving super glue. The aftermath left him with a couple of bruises and a broken leg which got him here in the first place. He had a few bandages on his face as well as a cast around his leg while it was hanging in the air from a strap. SOme of the fighters felt pity for him and sent him a few gifts. Link had given him a bag of rupees, Marth and Roy gave him a couple of manga books (mostly Roy, but Marth pitched in), Meta Knight only gave him a "Get Well Soon" card, and Sonic had brought Sam's laptop to him so he wouldn't be completely bored. Things were mostly quiet until the doctor walked in.
Doctor: Excuse me, Sam?
Sam: What do ya want?
Doctor: You have a visitor. Would you like to see them?
Sam: If it's Wario trying to give me those women magazines, just tell him to put them in my bedroom.
Doctor: No, it's someone named Gina.
Sam: *shocked* Uhh, yeah. She's a friend of mine. Let her in.
Doctor: Very well.
The doctor leaves the room nearly at the same time Gina enters, with flowers in hand
Sam: Well, didn't know you cared about me.
Gina: Oh shut up. I'm only here to see if you weren't dead.
Sam: All I got was a couple of bruises and a broken leg.
Gina: So, how are you doing?
Sam: OK, I guess. My leg is getting better though.
Gina: How long do you plan on lounging in a hospital bed?
Sam: Very funny. The doctors said I should be out of here in a few weeks. I wouldn't be here if that dumbass didn't pay me to help him with his dumb prank channel. Speaking of Pit, where is he now?
Gina: Beats me. Still can't believe Bruce did this to you. Then again, it's Bruce we're talking about. So I shouldn't be surprised.
Sam: I'm sure he's cooled off by now. And the food here is great.
Gina: I'm sure it is. Anyway, glad to see you're still alive. I should get back to the mansion. Later dork.
And with that, the Mii Gunner left the room, leaving Sam by himself
Sam: *sigh* Well, back to playing Minecraft.
At the mansion, it was still morning time, so most of the smashers were either waking up, snoozing around, or eating breakfast. Right now, Dark Pit was in the living room eating his syrup drenched pancakes while watching whatever was on the TV. For some reason, the dark doppelganger was in a happy mood, which was rare for the person we speak of and some of the smashers had noticed this.
Link: Well, somebody's in a good mood today.
Lucina: That's almost as strange as that one time I saw Luigi pour chocolate syrup all over his popcorn.
Luigi: But it adds-a the flavor to it. It's-a good. Daisy does it all the time-a.
Daisy: You're goddamn right!
Dark Pit: Oh? Well, I guess I'm just happy today.
Link: What's there to be happy about?
Erdrick: Maybe he got a girlfriend? I always knew that Phosphora lady had a thing for him.
This of course earns Erdrick a slap on the back of the head by Dark Pit
Dark Pit: I don't have a girlfriend nor do I need one you moron. And why would that dumb blonde even like me?
Erdrick: Ever heard of opposites attract? Just look at Luigi and Daisy.
It was then Luigi's and Daisy's turn to glare at the hero. Is he trying to get on everybody's bad side?
Dark Pit: You want to know why I'm in a good mood? It's because that pitstain isn't around to bother me.
Luigi: I wouldn't jinx it if I were you.
Dark Pit: Oh, I don't have to worry about it. Because he's busy moping in his room by himself.
Lucina: Why?
Link: Didn't you hear? Palutena grounded him. Told him not to leave his room till he learns his lesson, whatever that is.
Lucina: Grounded?
Daisy: I always knew that lady was his mom. Or is she?
Luigi: She's always cares for-a him, so I guess that makes her a mother to-a Pit.
Lucina: But what did he get grounded for?
Dark Pit: I heard he pranked the other Smashers just to upload them on his dumb Youtube channel. Some wise guy must have snitched on him.
Daisy: And that's good news to you because...
Dark Pit: I don't have to hear his stupid voice or see his dumb face for the rest of the day.
Erdrick: You know, you're being a jerk to your brother.
Dark Pit: He is not my brother! Nor will he ever be! *finishes his last pancake* Now, I need to go spend some quality time by myself.
The dark doppelganger leaves to another room as Corrin walks by
Corrin: Hello everyone. Fancy day were having?
Link: No, not really.
Erdrick: You look like you're going somewhere.
Corrin: Indeed, I am. Your's truly is going to Nohr to see my family. I shall return!
Corrin runs out the door not bothering to close the door, which proves to be a grave mistake as a green spider-like creature with a frowny face on its abdomen crawls through the door and enters the mansion. This was no ordinary spider as this is the String Spit Pokemon, Spinarak.
Lucina: I thought he was part of Hoshido.
Link: My thoughts exactly.
10:00AM
The arcade. Where most of the residents would hang out at. Filled nearly to the brim with arcade machines, pinball machines, claw machines, whatever you'd find at a regular arcade. However, in a few minutes, terror would strike as the Spinarak from before found it's way inside.
Young Link: Sonic, you've been playing PAC MAN for a while now. Could you let someone (preferably me) have a turn?
Sonic: Hold on. I gotta break this record first. Go play that battle royale game or something.
Young Link: Toon Link locked me out because he says I scream too much when I play Fortnite.
Fox: Hey! We don't speak of that in this place. Everyone knows that PUBG is better.
Greenie: Hey, wait a goddamn minute. Who says PUBG is better? APEX Legends is the king!
Roy: Uh, last time I checked, no one gives a flying f**k about APEX.
Greenie: Screw you Red Marth!
Young Link: Can't you hang out with Sam? I'm sure he'd be honored to try some dumb stuff.
Sonic: You know he's at the hospital! So I'm stayin' and there's nothing you can do about it.
Olimar: There's free chili dogs in the kitchen.
Sonic: ...Sweet! Chili dogs here I come! *speeds off*
Young Link: ...How?
Olimar: Works every time.
Young Link: Thanks. Now I can finally-
Lucas: SPIDER!
The blonde PSI kid yelled and pointed at Spinarak as it crawled onto the Super Mario Bros. game he was playing. That then sent a panic to some of the residents and ran for the door.
Luminary: Stand back! I got this!
Luminary then casted Snooze towards the Spinarak, only for it to dodge and hit instead King Dedede who was playing on the Kirby Dream Land game, causing the proclaimed king of Dream Land to fall asleep on the floor. The Spinarak then hops away and crawls out of the arcade.
Young Link: What just happened?
Olimar: I have no idea.
Shulk, who was reading a newspaper, looked up and noticed that the arcade was almost empty, not knowing the mayhem at what happened while Sonic returned from the kitchen
Shulk: Wait, where'd everybody go?
Sonic: YOU LIAR! There are no chili dogs!
Meanwhile in Master Hand's office
Bruce: OK, I understand that beating the crap out of Sam wasn't exactly the best idea for revenge or any sort of payback.
Master Hand: And I don't tolerate pain on others unless I'm doing the pain giving, if it's in battles, or if that person deserves it.
Bruce: But Sam did deserve it.
Master Hand: And Pit doesn't?
Bruce: Don't get me wrong, I still wanna punch the daylights out of Pit but I can't because Palutena won't let me or anyone lay a finger on him during his punishment.
Master Hand: Bruce, normally I would give you a punishment like the other three losers who step foot in my office (granted I let one of them go), but I can't think of any right now. So until then, you're off the hook for now. Now get out!
Bruce exits Master Hand's office, only to see the face of Gina
Gina: So how'd it go?
Bruce: He let me go this time. So what, you just wanted to see me get yelled at?
Gina: I'll never tell.
Bruce: So, how's the dummy doing?
Gina: Fine so far. And all of this happened just because of some dumb prank.
Bruce: It was Pit's fault! Don't try pinning this on me.
Gina: Whatever you say.
Gina walks away right before Bruce says something
Bruce: Wait.
Gina: What now?
Bruce: Could you drive me to the hospital for me?
Gina: What do I look like? A taxi?
Bruce: Please? I just want to say a few words to Sam.
Gina: *sigh* Fine, but just this once.
In the living room
Peach: MARIO! THERE'S A SPIDER IN HERE! KILL IT!
The Mushroom Kingdom princess had been having another one of her tea parties with Zelda when the Spinarak welcomed itself to the blonde's room before Mario showed up at the door with Link by his side
Mario: You-a called?
Link: Yo Zelda. I got your text. What's up?
Peach: There's a spider in the room! I need you to kill it!
Zelda: Get rid of it! Eradicate it at once!
Both heroes look down to see the Spinarak right there on the table where the tea was
Link: Oh cool. A spider.
Mario: Hello Mr-a Spider.
Peach: Why are you saying hi to it!? Doesn't it scare you?
The heroes only shook their heads as both had fought spiders through their adventures
Mario: Why don't we just let it out into the wild?
Zelda: Let it out!? Are you insane Mario? It could have laid eggs and it's children could break free!
Link: Aren't you two overreacting?
Zelda: OVERREACTING?! Spiders are one of the, if not, the most terrifying creatures on the face of the Earth!
Mario: Yeah, you know what? I think I hear-a Master Hand calling me. I should-a go.
Peach: Mario!
Mario: I'll exterminate-a it immediately!
Zelda: Link, you will help Mario get rid of it. Right?
Link: Uh, actually I have to-
Zelda: RIGHT LINK?!
Link: I mean, yes Zelda. Just go hide somewhere safe.
Taking the Hylian's advice, the princesses bolt out of the room, leaving him with the Spinarak
Mario: It's spaghetti time Link. You know what to do. *walks away*
Link: Now, what am I going to do with you?
Back at the hospital, Sam was on a "snooze cruise" on his hospital bed when the doctor enters the swordfighter's room
Doctor: Sam?
Sam: Go away. I'm trying to sleep.
Doctor: But you have friends that want to see you.
Sam: *sigh* Fine, let them in.
The doctor exits the room and after a short while, Gina would return, bringing Bruce along, the latter surprising Sam
Sam: Bruce? What the heck are you doing here?
Bruce: I just want to say something.
Sam: What? Did Erdrick find out it was me who put Goku posters all over his room?
Gina: Wait, that was you?
Sam: Uh, forget what I said.
Bruce: Whatever. Look Sam, the reason why I'm here is that I want to tell you...I'm sorry.
Sam: You're sorry?
Bruce: Yeah, I felt a little bad sending you to the hospital just because of some dumb prank. So I was hoping you would forgive me for that incident.
Sam: You really think I'm gonna believe you?
Bruce: Uh...yeah?
Sam: Well that's your answer. Of course I forgive you.
Gina: Oh shoot. You actually forgave him? I honestly thought you were gonna hold a grudge against him.
Bruce: Gina, not helping. *holds out his hand* Friends?
Sam: Till the end. *shakes his hand*
Gina: Welp, you two officially made up. Now let's blow this popsicle stand.
Bruce: Come on Sam. Let's go home.
Sam: I would, but uh...my leg?
Gina: Oh right. Well, looks like you'll have to chill here for a while still.
Bruce: Not really. I think I might know a way to speed it up.
Back at the mansion, Link was busy taking care of the Spinarak as he had surrounded it with pieces of furniture when Ike walked pass by and saw the mess
Ike: What the hell are you doing?
Link: Zelda ordered me to get rid of a spider, so I'm getting rid of it.
Ike: A spider?
Link: Yes, and I'm trying to devise a plan to take care of it.
Ike: Get a fly swatter then.
Link: It's not that easy Ike. The spider is about the size of a bicycle helmet.
Ike: Then use your sword to slay it.
Link: Are you kidding? The Master Sword is used for slaying monstrosities and beating beasts. Not as a mere exterminator tool.
Ike: Wow, some hero you're supposed to be. You refuse to use your sword to get rid of a dumb bug, yet you use it to shatter pottery.
Link: Hey, breaking vases and pots happens to be the best way of farming rupees thank you very much. Besides, I don't see you coming up with ideas Ike.
Ike: That's because I'm not playing the one playing bug control.
Link: You use your sword then!
Ike: Fine. Guess I have to be the guy that saves the day.
The Radiant Hero unsheathed his sword and prepares to strike the Spinarak, only for the String Spit Pokemon to be a bit quicker by using String Shot on Ike's head and latching on to his face. Needless to say, he did what any other person would do...freak out.
Ike: AHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
Link: Hold still!
Link leaps onto Ike and attempts to pull Spinarak off of his face, just as Sonic walks in on them, causing the two to look at the hedgehog
Sonic: Oh, sorry if I'm interrupting something *takes a picture*.
Link: Sonic, you don't understand.
Sonic: Nope. I see how it is. You guys have fun. *walks out* Guys, I think Link is gay for Ike.
Link: Damn it Sonic! It ain't what it looks like.
Link runs after Sonic, forgetting the mission Zelda assigned him, leaving poor Ike to panic again with the Spinarak clinging on to him
Ike: GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Ike ran through parts of the mansion from the garden, to the kitchen, to even the bathrooms until he ended up in the arcade which was less packed thanks to Spinarak scaring away most of the residents. Two people were in the arcade, them being Simon and Richter near a vending machine.
Richter: Simon, for the hundredth time, you place the quarter in the machine and press the button it says on the snack to get it.
Simon: But what if I want the quarter back?
Richter: Then press the other button.
Simon: But what if I want the quarter and the snack?
Richter: You can't have both Simon. Unless you know how to hack or something.
Ike then runs in still screaming and trying to pry the Spinarak off of his face
Ike: GET THIS SON OF A DEMON OFF ME! ANYONE!
Simon: DEMON?! WHERE?!
Simon's instincts told him to look at Ike who was freaking out and the Spinarak who he thought was a monster. Needless to say, things were going towards a violent turn
Simon: I'LL SAVE YOU RADIANT HERO!
Simon lashes out at Ike with his signature whip hitting him from top to below missing the Spinarak every time before nailing Ike right in the crotch before the Spinarak jumped off
Simon: Did I get it?
Richter: First off, no. It's near the doorway. Second, I don't think that's a-
Simon: BEGONE!
Simon chases after the green arachnid as it crawls away into the hallway
Richter: Why do I even bother. You uh, need an ice pack Ike?
Ike: I'd appreciate it. Could you also get Dr. Mario in here?
At the Assist Hotel
Gina: Why are we here Bruce?
Bruce: I said I knew a way to speed up Sam's healing, and this was the first place that came into mind.
Gina: Who are we even here for?
Bruce: You'll see.
The brawler knocks on the door and after a few moments, it opens with the person at the door being Lyn
Bruce: Uh, hey Lyn.
Lyn: Hello to both of you. What brings you two here?
Bruce: I need Ashley to whip up a potion that can heal broken bones.
Lyn: And why?
Gina: He put his friend in the hospital.
Lyn stares at Bruce like he did something crazy, in which he did
Bruce: Don't look at me like that. It's a long story. Is she here or not?
Lyn: Yeah. Come in.
Lyn lets the two Mii Fighters inside the hotel, where many of its residents are either talking, watching tv, or doing something else
Bruce: Huh. This place kind of looks familiar to the mansion.
Lyn: Yeah, except it is a little less chaotic here.
Gina: *pinches her nose* What is that smell?
Lyn: Oh, that's just Kawasaki's cooking.
Kawasaki: Lunch will be ready in 30 minutes every one. Better prepare your taste buds.
Midna: So, uh, who's ordering pizza this time? Cause I ain't doing it.
Lyn: Ashley's in her room. It's on the third floor and is covered with stickers.
Gina: Alright, thanks lady.
Kawasaki: Hey you two. Wanna try my famous stew?
Bruce: ...
Gina: No thanks. I value my stomach.
The two entered the elevator and went up to the third floor where they would find a hallway of doors, one of them having stickers all over them saying "Caution" and "Keep out!"
Gina: You sure you want to do this?
Bruce: It's better than leaving Sam in the hospital.
Gina: *sigh* Let's just get this over with.
The gunner is about to knock on the door until it opens by itself, with the purple lanky man behind it, Waluigi
Waluigi: OK fine! I'll go bother someone else then. What the...
Bruce and Gina: Waluigi?
Waluigi: You two?
Bruce: Wait, how are you even here? Master Hand threw your stupid ass to the cops.
Waluigi: Yeah, and I almost became the prison's scapegoat thanks to you and your friends! Luckily, some friends of mine helped me escape.
Gina: You have friends?
Ashley: Ignore anything that comes out of his mouth. And for the record, we're not friends.
Waluigi: Ah, whatever. Out of my way! *storms off*
Gina: Well that just happened.
Bruce: Anyways, Ashley, we need your help-
Ashley: Let me guess. You need a potion from me. Am I right?
Bruce: ...How did you-
Ashley: The 50% of people that come to me usually want a potion to fix something or make it worse. So what do you need?
Gina: Something that'll heal broken bones?
Ashley reached into a drawer and retrieved a green potion and gave it to Gina
Gina: That was easy.
Bruce: Come on! We gotta get back to the hospital.
12:30 PM
Back at the mansion, Simon was now chasing Spinarak through the halls and this time, he had Toon Link and Luminary behind him launching arrows and magic spells at it with little success. The latter was also holding a bucket to keep it contained
Luminary: It keeps dodging our attacks!
Toon Link: Where did this thing even come from?
Simon: Come back you foul beast! I may not know what demon you are, but I will send you back to where you came from!
The three would end up following the Spinarak to the living room where Peach, Zelda, Daisy, Lucina, and Nana were chilling
Nana: And that's how Popo got us banned from the ice cream shop.
Zelda: All of that, just for a discount?
Daisy: I don't blame him. I mean, if my favorite ice cream flavor was overpriced I'd probably do the same.
Toon Link: GRAB IT!
Toon Link and Simon pounced at the Spinarak, only for it to be a little faster than them and slammed on the floor. Luminary however did the same and used the bucket to capture it.
Luminary: I got it!
Nana: What are you all doing here?
Toon Link: There's a spider creeping out everyone in the mansion, but don't worry. We got it.
Then out of nowhere, Red comes out panting and was holding his Pokedex
Red: I heard that a Spinarak was inside, where is it? I haven't completed my Pokedex yet.
Peach: That thing is still in the mansion!? Get rid of it!
Zelda: Wait a minute, I thought I told Link to dispose of it!
Speaking of Link, the Hero of the Wild came out of a hallway after having to talk Sonic out of something
Link: Did somebody call?
Zelda: Link, why isn't the spider dead yet?
Link: Well you see, I was trying to kill it, but then Ike came in and tried to do it, it attacked him, I tried to get it off, and Sonic came in and thought I was gay, so I had to tell him the story.
Everybody: What?
Link: It's a long story.
Leaf: How did it even get inside?
Just then, Corrin came through the door, returning from his trip to Nohr
Corrin: I'm back! What did I miss?
Everyone keeps staring at him for what seemed like hours until he broke the silence
Corrin: What?
Lucina: Corrin, you went outside didn't you?
Corrin: Correct.
Nana: And you did remember to close the door right?
Corrin: Uh, maybe.
Link: I thought so.
Toon Link: So you're the reason why this 8-legged creeper was crawling around the mansion.
Corrin: I don't see the problem.
Peach: Don't see the problem? That monstrosity has been terrorising us all day!
Luminary: So what do we do with it? Release it into the wild?
Link: I say we cook it and see what it tastes like.
Zelda having the thought of roasted arachnid almost made her throw up a little
Red: Cooking a Pokemon? That's inhumane! Unless you're Team Rocket.
Daisy: Didn't you eat that curry with a Pokemon's tail for lunch?
Red: T-that's different.
Nana: Can we kill it already? I'm starting to get sick of hearing the word spider.
Just then, the bucket Luminary was holding down began to glow while none but he saw
Luminary: Uh guys?
Simon: We slay the beast from existence! End of story!
Peach: Well what are we waiting for?
The bucket then started to expand before cracking
Luminary: Guys, I think we might have another problem.
Toon Link: In a moment Luminary. We're kind of busy.
Zelda: What do you mean Sonic thought you were gay?
Link: Like I said, it's a long story. If you let me explain then it'll make sense.
Luminary: Everyone, if you don't hurry up we're all gonna be dead!
Daisy: What's that supposed to mean...oh. Well we're screwed
The bucket gives in and breaks apart as Spinarak grows larger and larger while looking a bit differently. Everyone stops bickering and sees whats happening with their eyes as the String Spit Pokemon grew larger as the glowing stopped to reveal a larger spider almost similar to Spinarak, but more redder. Peach had fainted from the sight of it and it was silence from that before Red spoke
Red: Well, that's what you call a sudden turn of events.
Link: Can anyone explain what just happened?
Leaf: Spinarak evolved into Ariados!
Toon Link: It looks a little stronger now.
Luminary: Do you think it's still mad at us for trying to hunt it down?
Ariados suddenly used Spider Web on Luminary and Red launching them away and trapping him in webbing
Nana: I guess that's your answer.
Simon: Fear not! No change of appearance shall strike fear in me-
Ariados shot Spider Web at Simon making him suffer the same fate as Luminary and Red as Mario entered the room alongside Cappy
Mario: I heard yelling from the other-a room. Is everything alright- DEAR SHINE SPRITES WHAT IS-A THAT?!
Zelda: That's the spider that you and Link were supposed to get rid of! Now look at it!
Cappy: Goodness! Look at the size of that thing!
Toon Link: Well, we're definitely not gonna be able to kill this thing now!
Link: We'll see about that!
Daisy: I ain't afraid of no itsy bitsy!
Nana: I should probably leave now. *drags unconscious Peach* Come on Princess.
Lucina: Just for the record, whatever gets broken isn't on us right?
Then Sheik appeared out of nowhere and got prepared to brawl
Daisy: Where the heck did you come from?
Sheik: Don't question it.
Mario: OK everyone. Let's exterminate this bug!
Everyone (even Cappy) groaned at the plumber's corny pun
Mario: What?
Leaf: Mario, just stop with the puns. You're almost as bad as Olimar.
Meanwhile at the hospital
Sam: For the last time, I don't want your damn medication. And I ain't filling in my information.
Doctor: Sir, please. I just need you to fill this form out. Everyone else has to do it.
Sam: Oh so you can send me a hospital bill? Not happening.
Suddenly, Bruce bashed through the door, almost knocking it off the hinges
Bruce: Sam! I got help!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but visitors aren't allowed right now.
Bruce: Yeah, well sometimes you can't give a damn. Now drink the potion Sam!
Sam: Wait Bru-
Sam couldn't talk as Bruce forced the entire potion into his mouth and started chugging it until the entire bottle was empty
Bruce: OK Sam. How do you feel?
Sam: What do you mean "how I feel"? And...why do I taste peppermint?
Bruce: Is that what this stuff tastes like? Look, I'm here to bust you out.
Sam: Uh, you do realize I'm down a leg right?
Bruce: Not anymore.
Sam is pulled from the bed and starts being dragged out of the hospital, fully recovered
Doctor: *sigh* There goes another one.
Sam: Wait, I need my stuff!
Sam rushed back in his former room to grab all of his things before leaving the hospital for good, but not without saying something to the doctor.
Sam: Don't send me the bill.
Outside at the parking lot, Gina was waiting for Bruce and Sam to come out while she had been on the phone
Gina: Repels? Uh, I hate to ask, but why?
Lucina: It's a long story. I'll explain it later.
Gina: Fine. Just let me pick up Sam and I'll get some repels on the way.
Bruce and Sam exit the hospital
Bruce: Alright. We're done. Let's go.
Gina: Did the potion work?
Sam: Hell yeah it did. Now I'm back on my own two feet. Anyway, can we go home now?
Gina: Uh, two things. One, this kart only holds two people. Two, I have to stop at the store to get some repels for whatever reason Lucina needs them.
Sam: Uh...Oh, I have an idea.
3 minutes later, Gina and Bruce were about ready to go with repels in hand, and so was Sam who was inside a shopping cart tied to the back of the Mii Gunner's kart
Gina: This is the stupidest plan you've come up with.
Bruce: Trust me, I've seen stupider.
Sam: Hey, you said that your kart wasn't a three seater. So this is the best plan I could come up with. Now are you gonna drive back to the mansion or what? Cause I'm starting to get a little cramped back here.
Gina: *sigh* I really should get a car. Fine. But if you start getting sick or something, that's your fault.
1:00 PM
With that, Gina pressed on the pedal and away the Mii Fighters went. Back at the mansion, Mario, Sheik, Leaf, Daisy, and Lucina were busy fighting against the really ticked off Ariados which was once a Spinarak. Link and Toon Link were helping, but they both were caught in Ariados' web like what happened to Luminary and Simon.
Daisy: How is this thing still standing?
Leaf: It's better not to question it.
Lucina: I got it!
Lucina attempts to attack it from the back, only for her to get hit by Spider Web, trapping her in a web cocoon
Lucina: Never mind.
Mario: Take-a-this!
Mario jumps on Ariados' head while dodging a Poison Sting attack as Sheik kicks it to the side, Charizard used Flamethrower, and Daisy throws turnips
Daisy: I think we've almost beaten it.
Leaf: Are you sure about that? We've been beating this thing for how long and it doesn't look like it'll be stopping,
Mario: Oh, I-a-have a better idea!
Mario takes off his hat and gets into a throwing stance
Mario: Cappy, I choose you! *throws Cappy*
Cappy: Wha? I'm not a Pokemon!
As Cappy approaches Ariados, it uses Spider Web, trapping Cappy in a web cocoon
Cappy: MARIO!
Sheik: Did you really think that was gonna work?
Mario: No, but it was-a-worth a shot.
Leaf: Red, we could use your help right now?
Red: How about you help us instead?
Simon: Somebody better do something! Because I have no intention of becoming this demon's main supper!
Link: Luminary, use that move that blows you up to get us out of this stuff.
Luminary: Kamikazee? Heck no! That is a highly risky move okay? I can't do that. Besides, how would I do that when I'm tied up?
Toon Link: Well we can't just sit here and play mummy.
While the chaos continued, the front door opened and entering the lobby was Bruce, repels in hand
Bruce: We're back from the hospital...Uh, did Halloween come early?
Ariados noticed Bruce behind him and aimed Spider Web at him
Bruce: OH JESUS! *ducks under the web* Well, now we know why you guys needed repels.
Sooner, Gina and Sam both entered the mansion, both with shocked looks for the same reason
Gina: Why is there a huge spider in the mansion?
Sam: Why is there spider webs everywhere? What is this, the next Spiderman movie?
Daisy: Thank god you guys are here. We need to get that thing out of here pronto!
Sam: How?
Bruce replies with a few shakes to the bag of repels he's holding
Sam: Oh.
Gina: How are you going to shoo that 8-legged monstrosity out of the mansion with a couple of cans of repels?
Bruce: Watch and learn.
Bruce ran behind Ariados before jumping over it and pulled out two Repels and sprayed Ariados in the eyes, blinding it in agony
Bruce: Not so funny anymore huh!
He kept spraying until Ariados couldn't take it and bolted out of the door into the wild
Lucina: Hey, my idea worked!
Sheik: Well, my job's done. See ya.
And with that, Sheik vanished into thin air right before Zelda reappeared from a nearby hallway
Sam: Oh Zelda. You just missed it. An Ariados attacked us and Bruce sprayed repels at it and ran away. You missed Sheik by the way.
Zelda: Judging by the amount of spider webs in the room, I could tell.
Link: Uh, I hate to ask, but can somebody let us out? My back is starting to itch.
The residents in the room then cooperated and tore off the webbing on the captured fighters which left one thing on their mind.
Luminary: So, uh...who's gonna clean up the mess?
Mario: Eh, just get Mr. Game and-a Watch to do it.
Then out of nowhere, Pit appeared looking happy
Pit: Hey, I heard that Spiderman here. Where is he?
Daisy: Two things. One, it wasn't Spiderman and it's gone. Two, aren't you supposed to be grounded right now?
Pit: Lady Palutena let me out early for good behavior. Oh hey Sam. I didn't know you were here.
Sam suddenly felt rage from the sight of Pit and would have attacked him if Bruce weren't holding him back by the back of his shirt
Bruce: Sam, please. I know you're still mad at him for sending you to the hospital but-
Pit: Wait, weren't you the guy who broke his leg in the first place from the prank?
Bruce: ...I changed my mind. Break a leg.
Bruce released his grip as Sam slowly stomped towards the angel while he unsheathed his sword
Pit: Sam? Sam, are you OK? You're not still mad are you? It was just a prank bro. Just a prank.
The more talking Pit did, the more Sam would walks towards him before the inevitable happened
Pit: We're still cool right?
Sam: YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F**K UP!
Toon Link: Uh oh.
And with that, Sam immediately dashed towards Pit in a fit of rage as the angel began running for his life while the Mii Swordfighter kept chasing him
Leaf: Uh, I believe this is the part where you two try to stop your friend's rampage. Right?
Bruce: Nah. That twerp should've seen that coming.
Gina: I have nothing to do with this. Nor am I getting involved.
The doors of the lobby suddenly opened and entered three people. One person being a blonde muscular dude wearing a red jacket, a white t-shirt, a pair of jeans and a hat with the words Fatal Fury. The other two were dressed in medieval like clothes and have emerald colored hair, though one was male and one was a female. If you know these three, I don't even need to say their names.
Zelda: Um, can we help you people?
Terry: Quick question. Is this the famed Smash Mansion?
Gina: Yes. Yes it is.
Byleth: Looks like we're in the right place.
Simon: Do you people have some type of business here? Because whoever comes here usually has a letter with the Smash logo on it.
Terry: You mean this?
The three newcomers hold up their own envelope with what appears to be the Smash symbol
Bruce: Well, I'll be damned. Hey Master Hand, you got visitors.
Within a blink of an eye, Master Hand teleported into the lobby
Master Hand: Visitors? What kind of visitors are we talkin'- OH! I didn't know you would be arriving so soon.
Beresu: Well, you have our taxi driver to thank.
Outside in the taxi was B.D Joe, who had driven the three to the mansion
B.D. Joe: Anytime y'all need a ride, I'm your guy. Later. *drives off*
Byleth: *talking to Sothis* Oh, he wasn't that bad Sothis.
Luminary: Are we missing something?
Master Hand: Everyone, I would like to introduce you to our latest residents to Smash, Terry Bogard, Byleth, and Beresu. Make sure to treat them with kindness!
Link: ...This oughta be interesting.
Meanwhile in another part of the mansion, Dark Pit and Lucario was walking down the hallway, the former enjoying a creamsicle from the kitchen
Lucario: So I heard that Pit got off his punishment for good behavior.
Dark Pit: Yeah, I'm gonna miss the peace and quietness. But good things can't last forever.
Lucario: I'm sure you'll get over this sooner or later.
Then a scream was heard which started to become louder and louder until the source of the noise was Pit who was running for his life
Pit: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Lucario: Pit?
Sam: Get over here you bastard! I'll clip every last feather you have!
Sam had still been chasing Pit throughout the mansion and ran past Lucario and Dark Pit. The latter then started to smile however.
Lucario: What's with the smile?
Dark Pit: Somehow, I feel like my day just got better.