Chapter 3:

"So you want a smoke buddy," asked Duo as he handed him a cig.

"Nah I'm ok my nerves are too shot for that concept right now," said Heero.

"Oh so you know already," asked Duo.

"Know what,"

Duo couldn't believe that Heero was this clueless.

"I know that she's an expert at escaping her guards which I trained. And while doing so has been sleeping around enough to get pregnant," replied a pissed off Heero.

Duo's cig dropped out of his mouth as his chin practically hit the floor.

"Oh now your definitely fucking with me," replied Duo as he picked up his cigarette. "Heero buddy let me ask you something, and before you say anything I have my reasons for asking so don't get all pissy with me."

"Okay what can I help you with," asked an even more aggravated and annoyed Heero.

Duo proceeded with caution, "when was and who with was the last time you had sex,"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MATTER," suddenly as the last word spilled out of Heero Yuy's mouth it clicked.

"HOLY FUCK!" Heero yelled so loud he was convinced they could hear him on the helicopter landing.

"Yup, buddy you are gonna be a father," replied Duo with a big goofy grin yet again.

Heero didn't know how to feel all of a sudden. He had accused Relena of sleeping around, which was obviously not the case, and to top it off he was the father of the child she was carrying. All from a night about 2 and a half months ago. Heero's eyes went wide as his mind went spiraling.

"Hello! Heero, earth and colonies to Heero," said Duo as he waved his hand frivolously in front of his best friends face.

Heero then snapped out of it but still had a bewildered look upon his face.

"I'm here Duo I am just not sure I want to be," replied a confused Heero.

"Why wouldn't you want to be… Oh fuck, Heero what did you do?" Duo knew something was up and he also knew his best friend and something was not right.

"Duo, I fucked up so bad. Just as I told you about how I thought she was sleeping around I told her the same."

"YOU DID WHAT?"

That was the second time Duo's cigarette fell, only this time it burned his shirt. He quickly put out the burning ember on this shirt, not noticing that Heero had entered through the hospital doors yet again.

He looked up to see Heero was gone.