(Author's note): Some attacks I made up. You'll see such in this chapter. Now to begin another war.
(Chapter 8): What the Ed?!
The Eds were venturing off in Tiki Beach, when they see a young woman in a bikini dating a young boy (or the way to put it).
"Hey look Eddy!" Ed tugged on Eddy's shirt. "A bikini!"
"Yeah, Ed!" Eddy smacks Ed with his Town Map. "She's taken already! We gotta focus on defeating the next Gym Leader, Misty! Or whoever she is... Oh hello!" Eddy tries going to a group of girls in bikinis who have their Pokémon out and not a sign of a boy.
"Well, she could be one of these ladies you find around here." Edd replied looking at his Bulbapedia. It showed a young woman, red headed, in a Cerulean Bikini and with her ace, a Starmie. "Oh, my heart! It feels the sensation of lust and romance! Oh how I can't take the pressure!"
"What up babes?!" Eddy tried flirting withthe bikini girls, instead gets hit with Pokémon attacks.
"Oh a battle!" Ed takes the time to challenge each one of the Bikini girls.
(Ed won $9.60)
"Wow, Ed!" said Edd amazed. "You defeated every single one of them without a grass or electric Pokémon!"
"Heheh! Single! I get it!" chuckled Ed.
"I would battle you if I had more Pokémon!" A grumoy Bikini girl grumbled at Ed. "But at least I would get a boyfriend to defeat you!"
"Didn't you heard him? You're single!" Eddy shouted while rubbing his wounds with a towel.
And with that the girls ran away together to a Lifeguard.
"Misty! They're harassing us!" The bikini girl leader shouted.
"Oh not again!" 'Misty' grabbed her binoculars to look at where the leader is pointing to, the Eds. "Those guys SURE look like creeps! Don't worry! I'll handle them!"
Ed was lookimg at a group of Krabby and Crabrawler and decided to capture whichever came first. He got a Crabrawler.
"HEY YOU!" Shouted Misty.
"Oh hello, hot lady!" Said Ed in his dumb voice.
"What manners!" Misty said diagusted of Ed. "What are you guys doing on MY Beach!"
"YOU'RE BEACH!" Eddy shouted. "What makes ya thimk YOU own this beach?! Says who?!"
"Said we!" The bikini girls shouted with a couple of Beach Trainers surrounding the Eds.
The Eds backed up into each other as the crowd started summoning their Pokémon!
"GO!" Everyone called.
(Disaster Battle #2)
"I'll head em on!" A Bodybuilder called out. "Pummel them, Machoke!"
"Machoke!" The Machoke charged.
"Tsareena! Let's get those creeps!" Shouted a female volleyball player.
The Eds summoned all of their Pokémon and channeled their secret powers.
(Ed
Sligoo 100%
Quilava 100%
Crabrawler 100%
Petilil 100%
Vs
Tsareena 100%
Koffing 100%
Crabrawler 100%
Mawile 100%)
"Sligoo and Quilava! Dragon Firebreath!" Ed ordered.
Sligoo and Quilava held their breath and blasted a purple cloud of fire, engulfing Tsareena and Koffing.
(Tsareena 45%
Koffing 56%)
"Koffing! Poison Gas!" The Juggler ordered.
"Tsareena! Tropical Kick!" The Swimmer alerted.
"Petilil! Aromatherapy! Crabrawler! Counter that Tropical Kick!" Ed commanded.
Koffing's poisomous gas couldn't find its way with Petilil's aroma, and Tsareena ran into an uppercutting Crabrawler.
(Crabrawler 25%
Tsareena 0%)
(Edd
Dartrix 100%
Alolan Vulpix 100%
Jolteon 100%
Vs
Hitmontop 100%
Onix 100%
Dragonair 100%)
"Dragonair! Twister on Dartrix!" A female Dancer opposed Ed.
"Onix! Bind on Alolan Vulpix!" A Body Builder ordered.
"Hitmontop! Triple Kick on Jolteon!" A Surfer commanded.
"Jolteon! Afterclock!" Edd ordered. "Alolan Vulpix! Ice Beam on Onix! Dartrix! Razor Leaf!"
Jolteon clocked speed after tackling Hitmontop's foot,preventing more than one hit. Onix ran into Vulpix's Ice Beam headfirst and Dartrix gets hit with the twister with his leaves.
(Onix 0% KO
Jolteon 95%
Hitmontop 67%
Vulpix 100%
Dragonair 98%
Dartrix 85%)
(Eddy
Golbat 100%
Prinplup 100%
Luxio 100%
Vs
Staryu 100%
Ledyba 100%
Azumarill 100%)
"Staryu! Hydro Pump on Luxio!" A Female Swimmer ordered.
"Ledyba! Comet Punch on Luxio!" A toddler followed.
"Azumarill! Bubblebeam on Luxio!" A photographer finished the order.
"What's with you guys bulkying an innocent Pokémon?! It's just a little lightning!" Eddy taunted. "Luxio! Protect!" Luxio shielded herself from any attacks incoming. "Prinplup! Ice Beam on all of them! Golbat! Go help the others with Air Slash!"
Prinplup blasted the enemy Pokémon with ice while Golbat looks at who's in trouble.
It seems as Edd needs help so it attacks from the CENTER!
(Hitmontop 0% KO
Dragonair 69%)
"Petilil! Assist Eddy with Razor Leaf!" Ed told his Pokémon.
Petilil attacked from the CENTER!
(Staryu 0% KO
Ledyba 95%
Azumarill 67%)
The beach people summonded more and more of their Pokémon.
Meanwhile, in the bushes, Jimmy was hiding, looking at the beach attackimg the Eds. The fear of losing a battle with everyone attacking.
' It's unfair!' Said Jimmy's mind. ' They're attacking the Eds! Three versus a hundred! '
' Jimmy! Leave them! They're the Eds! ' Jimmy's mind started arguing with itself. ' Besides, these are the guys who cause trouble, they deserve it! '
' But look at them! They look scared! Yet they fight! '
' That's because... '
" I CHOOSE TO FIGHT!" Jimmy told his mind while taking out a Pokeball.
(Jimmy's Team:
Lopunny: Normal LV 20
Roserade: Grass/Poison LV 20
Growlithe: Fire LV 20
Golisopod: Water/Bug LV 20)
The crowd looks at Jimmy taking out his Pokémon and siding with the Eds.
"Hey! You leave them alone!" Jimmy ordered with his comcern.
"Ew! NERD!" A bodybuilder taunted Jimmy.
"Jimmy?! What are you doing here?!" Eddy told Jimmy while battling his opponents.
"I was looking for you to stop you!" Jimmy told Eddy. "Why are these guys bullying you?!"
"They're mad because Ed defeated a bunch of girls!" Eddy gritted his teeth.
"JIMMY!" shouted Sarah from the Jungle and into the beach, seeing Jimmy in trouble, she went with the Eds. "I was looking for you! HEY GUYS! HE'S OVER HERE!"
The rest of the Cul De Sac gathered around the Eds but away from the Beach Bullies.
"What are they?!" A beach girl asked with disgust.
"They look disgusting!" The bodybuilder flinched.
"This I won't forget!" The photographer took pictures of the Cul De Sac kids.
The Kankers arrived with Nazz and Kevin running to the Eds and their team members.
"You guys alright?!" Marie asked.
"Never been better..." Said Edd sighing of relief.
"Alright! You wanna battle, you get a battle!" shouted Kevin as everyone started an army battle.
It all stopped as Misty gets through the crowd to face the Cul De Sac kids alone.
"Alright! I had enough of this! One of you battle me! Whoever wins gets to stay!" Shouted Misty holding her Pokeball.
Kevin was about to volunteer but Edd appeared in front of him.
"Hello there, Misty." Said Edd. "We're here for your Cerulean Badge. Do as you please, but we'll defeat you and your army, regardless of Pokémon strength!"
"Alright! Challenger! It's a deal!" Misty Challenged.
(To Be Continued)
(Author's Note): Sorry if I got lazy again. Procrastination hurts when you have writer's block. I'm also working on other fanfics as well, so sorry about my delay...