i was working diligently for him that day
the day i saw her
i was doing my usual business
powering his jaw
first i fill his skin cells with my calories
then i power the nerves that the brain sends signals to
(btw i also power that)
then i fill his gums with my energy so he has full chomping abilities
my calorific skill goes unmatched to any who dare to face me
then i saw her
that witch
she believes she can take my ethanol away from me
lemon
i bet her calorie count isnt even 69,000
like mine
she will never serve him as well as i
how dare he
how dare taste another
even when he knows i can power him for weeks on end
how dare he cheat me like this
i can feel my fury powering through him
slowly he loses control of his jaw
i bite his tongue off
good riddance