(This Chapter Contains Fake Forms)

Chapter 9: Play Ed Cool!

Misty sent out all of her Pokemon (Level 56 - 64) to show Edd she's not someone to be toyed with. This brought the Cul De Sac kids a bit of fear.

"Now will you get off my beach?!" Misty asked with a smirk.

"MISTY!" shouted a familiar voice, it was Mack Jackson, and his Alolan Sandlash and a weird Feraligatr colored Yellow.

"WHAT IS IT NOW, MACK?!" Misty shouted. "Can't you see I'm getting rid of these freaks?!"

"Freaks?!" Mack starts getting angry. "Oh, Misty, you and your girly girlish pack have gotten too far!" Mack turns around to look at the group. "May I have you three join?"

Mack selects Edd, Kevin, and Lee to join the battle.

Misty and her girly girl pack followed a line.

"What are you doing?!" Misty asked.

"I turned down Wake for you! And this is how you treat your challengers?! I dare say, what would Ash Ketchum think of you now, mate?" Mack asked.

"You leave him out of this!" Misty's girl pack leader barked.

"Just because you're Dustralian Champion, doesn't mean you can say all you want!" Another girl cheered for her group.

"Then let's battle! If I win, you give every single one of these trainers a Cerulean Badge and resign as Johnololan Gym Leader to Wake!" Mack offered.

"If I win, you get these creeps out of here!" Misty shouted.

"Wait a second..." Edd sent out his Dartrix! "Dartrix! Razor Leaf on Misty and her crew!"

"WHAT!?" The crew shouted.

Dartrix attacks the five girls, revealing what they truly are. Holograms!

"I knew it!" Edd pointed. "She isn't Misty! Misty may be a tomboy but she isn't mean!"

"Or a girly geek..." Eddy followed.

"Grr! Curse you, Cul De Sac Kids!" shouted the commander.

"I gotta say, you almost had me there, Team Rocket Junior's Commander Amber." Mack smiled and chuckled. "Now tell me, where is Misty!"

"As if we tell you!" The Commander started the battle with Misty's stolen Pokémon.

"You guys get her teammates! I'll handle Amber!" Mack ordered the Cul De Sac Kids. "Typhlosion! Feraligatr! Let's go!"

Typhlosion and Feraligatr roared as they're ready.

(Battle Begin!)

(Rocket Jr Grunts want to battle!)

(They sent out Golbat, Skuntank, and Johnololan Weezing!)

"Let's go! Dartrix!" Edd sent out. (Dartrix: Grass/Ghost)

"Go! Lopunny!" Lee sent out. (Johnololan (Dancing) Lopunny: Fighting/Normal)

"Go! Scrafty!" Kevin called out. (Johnololan (Hooded) Scrafty: Fighting/Dark) "Got a plan, Dork?!" Kevin asked Edd.

"Working on it... For now, Fight!" Explained Edd as he sweat from his brow. "Dartrix! Sweep them away with Razor Leaf!"

"Golbat! Counter attack with Air Cutter!" The first grunt ordered as Air Cutter hits Lee's Lopunny and Edd's Dartrix, and as Razor Leaf hits Golbat and Skuntank.

(Golbat 88%

Skuntank 79%

Dartrix 67%

JNL Lopunny 77%)

"Is that it?!" Replied Kevin. "Try this! Scrafty! Bullet Punch on Weezing!"

"Weezing! Attack with Fire Fang!" The third grunt ordered.

Kevin's Scrafty swiped fast but the JNL Weezing (Fire/Poison) bit his fist, which vaught fire.

(JNL Scrafty 65%

JNL Weezing 91%)

"Lopunny! Dizzy Punch Skuntank!" Lee ordered.

"Skuntank! Quick! Sucker Punch!" The second grunt ordered.

Skuntank kicks the JNL Lopunny with a spinning kick as Lopunny punched Skuntank in the face.

(JNL Lopunny 67%

Skuntank 52%)

"This is taking forever!" Eddy complained. "I'll watch what the champion's up to!"

"Lapras! Obey me! I own you now!" The commander ordered.

"It's no use! Your mean ways cannot influence a good heart!" Mack laughed that sounds like a cackle. "Typhlosion! Feraligatr! Dino Bite!"

"Pfft! Boring!" Eddy returned to the main battle, which spiced up as there were two Megas.

Mega JNL Lopunny, the bunny was a dancing bunny in pink and white. Her front paws have ribbons. (Ability: Quick Dance: Trades Defense for Speed.)

And Mega JNL Scrafty, the punk who carries a blade and a gun. (Ability: Weapon Balance: Attack and Sp Attack are the same.)

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Eddy asked.

"I don't know!" Replied Edd. "Kevin and Lee BOTH have MEGA POKÉMON!"

"This is the BOOT!" Kevin finished his turn. "Mega Scrafty! Gangster's Rage!"

Mega JNL Scrafty charged up and attacked Weezing with a full force robbery attack (Fighting/Dark).

(JNL Weezing 0% KO)

"Mega Lopunny! Spinning Dance!" Lee finished her turn. Mega JNL Lopunny twirls around her opponent and attacked with a super speedy kick of high force.

(Skuntank 0% KO)

"Golbat! Poison Fang on Dartrix!" The first grunt ordered as the Golbat bit Dartrix with Toxins.

(Dartrix 17% Poisoned)

"Dartrix!" Edd shouted.

"What are YOU gonna do?!" The first grunt teased.

"YEAH, DORK!" Kevin asked. Suddenly, Mack finished his battle with Amber.

"Feraligatr! Light Hyrdo Cannon! Typhlosion! Light Blast Burn!" Mack ordered.

The power of a fusion core lit within Edd's pocket. Now's the chance.

"Dartrix! Razor Leaf!" Edd ordered his final turn.

(Hyrdo Cannon + Blast Burn + Razor Leaf =

Water + Fire + Grass =

MINI PLEDGE!)

"Dartrix! Mini Pledge!" Edd finished.

Dartrix begins to change form as he was battling.

The Cul De Sac kids and the crowd watvhed as an evolution began.

Dartrix became Decidueye, as he shoots leaves from his wings to mix with the fire and water amd blasts Golbat from full health. It's Super Ultra Effective!

(Golbat 0% KO)

(Team Cul De Sac wins!)

(Prize: $1.20 and 3000 EXP)

"Oh no!" Shouted Amber.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Shouted a familiar voice. It was the real Misty. "It was YOU who took my Pokémon!"

"Aw, KEEP YOUR CRUDDY POKÉMON!" Amber threw back the Pokeballs. "They disobeyed me in battle! Note to self: Never use orher people's Pokémon..."

And with that, Team Rocket Jr was gone.

"Thank you, Champ." Misty shook hands with Mack.

"Don't thank me, thank these guys." Mack introduced the Cul De Sac kids.

"Um, any other you would like me to thank?" Misty stopped to look at the wierd, misgrouped kids as if she felt disgusted just looking at them.

"Well, they're here for your badge." Mack answered.

"I kind of feel tired from being tied up." Misty yawns. "But I suppose one challenge is good enough. So who is it gonna be?"

The Cul De Sac uproared with hope to collect the badge when suddenly.

"Ah! Hello there!" Said an old man's voice.

"Professor?!" The Eds shouted.

"Ed Edd and Eddy." Professor Oak chuckled at their names in joy. "Are you here to enjoy the beach? Or challege Misty to a Gym Match?"

"I was just about to battle." Kevin replied pushing the Eds away.

"But we started to start our own adventures." Jimmy continued. "It felt kind of lonely in the Cul De Sac as days went on."

"I heard about you kids." Replied Oak.

"You have?!" Everyone asked.

"Why, you're the noisy kids from the Cul De Sac of Goldenrod City, everyday we have to close the windows during our talk shows." Oak chuckled more. "Oh the memories."

"You KNEW all of us?! US?!" Eddy asked.

"I selected you three to start the journey alone. But it seems as if your friendship bonds over everyone you knew couldn't bare as if one of you goes missing, the lights won't turn on. Other words, you all can't get well without one another." Oak explained.

"Not likely, old geezer.." Kevin crossed his arms.

"I guess so..." Replied Jimmy. "I guess the Eds were part of our Cul De Sac home, even if they are trouble makers."

"Awwwwww." Said the crowd.

"So I guess you all should venture out altogether!" Oak suggested.

"ME?! With these dorks?! Not a chance!" Kevin huffed.

"Well, we better stay together since we all trained to be better than Ed, Edd and Eddy. Maybe we can train with them." Nazz suggested.

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR BOYS!" Marie hissed.

"Hey! Calm down! We're not dating!" Nazz held her hands up.

"I CHOOSE THE TALL GUY!" Misty interupted the talk. "THERE, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!"

"ALRIGHT!" Ed shouted.

"OH NO!" The group gasped in fear. Ed has two type disadvantages.

(Gym Leader Battle Begin)

(Ost Playing: Kanto Gym Leader Battle Theme : Pokemon Black and White 2)

"Let's start off quickly!" Misty suggested. "Starmie! And Wishiwashi!"

Misty sends out her ace as well as a gaint school of fish that looked like a giant one.

They roared with rage.

"Well then! Quilava and Sligoo! I choose you!" Ed called out.

"I chose well!" Misty smirked but then was puzzled. "Where did you learn that phrase?"

"I made it myself." Ed replied.

"Whatever! Starmie! Wishiwashi! Double Bubblebeam!" Misty ordered.

An Arcane Core lit up in Ed's Pocket.

"Quilava! Sligoo! Vaporize!" Ed ordered.

(Sunny Day + Fire = Vaporize)

(The field resists Water Types. It fully powers Fire Types. And it fully KO's Grass Types.)

"WHAT?!" Everyone starred, and suddenly felt the urge to cool off because of the intense heat.

The Water Types could hardly move.

"Quilava! Sligoo! Attack with Flamethrower non stop!" Ed ordered.

Misty tried calling attacks, but the field turns the water into instant steam. Until finally, the water types were fully done.

(Wishiwashi 0% KO

Starmie 0% KO)

(Ed wins)

"WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE! Oh well, I give up..." Misty surrendered.

(Prize: $2, 1000 EXP, Cerulean Badge. TM 209 Bubble Bath)

"YAY! I GOT THE BADGE!" Ed cheered as he puts the Badge on his shirt.

"Whatever, I'm gonna go to bed..." Misty left.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Kevin asked.

"Double D told me Fire evaporates Water. It works, doesn't it?" Ed explained. The Cul De Sac kids looked at Edd.

"I, didn't know he was going to put that into battle..." Edd chuckled nervously.

"Well, I guess training with these dorks ain't gonna be bad." Kevin chuckled proudly.

"What did I win?" Ed asked.

(A/N): Yes! I'm back and better than ever! I'm up and happy to fight the weariness! Ed Edd N Eddy are back! This time with the Cul De Sac! The group are altogether now! Stick around for what this lovely gang got in store as they discover the secrets of the planned Movusion and as they solve the mysteries of Johnololan Pokémon.