(Chapter 19): Fossil Edisater 2! Part 1! (The Sequel to Team Science!)
(Beware: Fakemon ahead! Read with caution!)
(Idea by Pksmashbros!)
As the Peach Creek Cul De Sac kidd were adventuring through the Bone Hills and exploring every inch of the area to capture more Pokémon and train their Newbie Pokémon. Edd decided to raise some pets such as his Cacturne, Jolteon, Hatterene but decides to raise them anyways. As for Ed, he's still cstching dozens of Pokémon on sight, so much he decides to take EVERY LAST ONE with him, but who knows, they all might come in handy.
"How many Pokémon can you catch?!" May complemented.
"I can catch whoever's missing!" Replied Ed. "I have lots of friends now!"
"My goodness, with this much Pokémon, we'll be able to fill the Pokédex!" Jimmy complemented.
Sarah turned away as she was jealous.
"Hey, Lumpy!" Eddy dared Ed. "I dare ya to choose 6 Pokémon and battle with them for the whole day!"
"Okay!" said Ed blindingly as he selects everyone and tries to cram them in six Pokéball.
"ED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Shouted Double D as he slaps away six Pokéballs.
"There!" Eddy crossed his arms and smirked. "There's your team for today!"
Ed's main Pokémon looked at him sad. Ed looked back with a sad face.
"I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS CHALLENGE, EDDY!" Ed screamed as he hugs Eddy.
"Well, you gotta do it, or you gotta put all those Pokémon in the PC!" Eddy explained. "You're filling up the space for the inventory..."
Ed looked at his freshly caught Pokémon as they looked back with the same expression as he sadly puts the Pokémon into the PC.
Ed suddenly tripped over something.
"Ow..." said Ed while he picked himself off the ground, even though he doesn't feel the pain. "Hey, funny noodle!"
"That's not a noodle, Ed." Replied Nazz. "That's a pipe!"
"Wait a minute!" Said Double D. "There are no civilizations nearby! Why should there be a pipe here?!"
"Calm down, Double D!" Sarah told Edd. "There's probably someone rich who probably lives here."
"Who would wanna live in THIS Dusty place?" Asked Lee.
"Probably someone crazy or a lonely old man." Replied Marie.
The Cul De Sac each took a step and felt that their feet tapped metal and some glass floors. Ed, however, pressed a button as he put his foot on what he thought was a living Geodude, and SHHOOOMM! A whole rope shot out and trapped the Cul De Sac Kids as Team Skull, Team Rocket Junior and Team Science came out.
"Weezing! Sleeping Gas!" Said a Team Science Grunt as a JNL Weezing blasts an odorful smoke. The Eds could feel someone touching their pockets before they fainted.
A few minutes later...
Ed was outside, in the sand, alone...
He wakes up.
"Guys? GUYS?!" Ed shouts as he looks everywhere. "EDDY! DOUBLE D?! ANYONE?! Anyone..." He begins to whimper as he looks to his Pokémon... But even they are gone... Ed whimpers even more. "No... They took my friends..."
(Team Peach Creek: Game Over?)
Suddenly, a Slowpoke came over from Ed's Bench Team. Ed looks at the Slowpoke as the Slowpoke taps on a King's Rock. Suddenly, he begins evolving.
"Slowking.." He yawns as he turns to Ed.
"Hey! Where did YOU ckme from?!" Shouted Ed as he hugs his Benched Pokémon.
After that every Pokémon popped out of the box, they all followed Ed around and copied every movement he did. Ed walked away and they followed.
(In Ed's mind they walked in slow motion as they followed him to the Geodude Button.)
"Don't worry, guys! Ed's here to rescue you!" Ed got tapped by a Dragonite, who he somehow caught. "I mean! Me and my SUPER MONSTERS!"
Ed's Given Pokémon:
1) Level 42 Female JNL Gardevoir (Ice/Fighting)
2) Level 45 Female Seviper (Poison)
3) Level 43 Male A Raichu (Electric/Psychic)
4) Level 46 Female Dragonite (Dragon/Flying)
5) Level 45 Male Slowking (Psychic/Water)
6) Level 45 Male Zangoose (Normal)
Bench Pokémon
7) Level 39 Male Sandaconda (Ground)
8) Level 42 Appletun (Grass/Dragon)
9) Level 43 JNL Ledian (Fighting/Flying)
10) Level 44 Lapras (Ice/Water)
11) Level 44 JNK Kangaskhan (Electric/Fighting)
12) Level 47 Arcanine (Fire)
Ed stepped on the Fake Geodude and out comes the nets to capture Ed.
"Seviper and Zangoose used Slash of Doom!" Ed ordered.
As soon as the grunts as came in to battle Ed!
(OST: Diantha Champion Battle Theme!)
(WARNING! WARNING!)
(DISASTER AHEAD!)
(Team Skull, Team Rocket Jr and Team Science wants to battle as an army!)
(Evil Syndicate sends out -)
"Wait! Don't tell me!" Ed takes out a comic book and reads it. "The evil spacemen of the evil queen takes out their minions to battle! And the hero must survive what he has left to rescue the kids from an alien queen!"
"What was THAT?!" asked a Male Rocket Junior grunt. "Whatever! I'll smash a chump today!"
(Evil Syndicate sent out Scolipede, Magnezone, and Alolan Raticate!)
(Go! Zangoose! Seviper! And Gardevoir!)
"Weezing! Sleep Gas!" Ordered a Team Skull Grunt.
The Weezing blasts out an odorful sleeping gas! However, JNL Gardevoir used Safeguard!
(It had no effect...)
"Gardevoir! Glaciate!" Ordered Ed as the Gardevoir kissed out dozens of Ice Spears that dabbed into the Weezing!
(JNL Weezing 60% Frozen!)
"Weezing!" shouted the Grunt as his only Pokémon was useless now.
"Scolipede! Rollout!" Ordered the Rocket Junior Member.
"Zangoose! Counter!" Ordered Ed.
As Scolipede sped up to hit Zangoose with a lot of damage, Zangoose gave it nack only twice with a swiping kick!
(Zangoose 40%
Scolipede 0% KO!)
"S - Scolipede! Return!" The Grunt recalled his Pokémon. "NOT FAIR! I USED THE ROCK GEM!"
"No one can beat Spaceman King!" Ed yelled like Tarzan while pounding his chest as his Pokémon roared their battle cries.
"Whatever!" grunted a Team Science Grunt. "Magnezone! Discharge!"
Magnezone blasted an overcharge of electricity to its surroundings as everyone takes damage!
(Weezing 0% Critical Hit! KO!
Zangoose 0% Critical Hit! KO!
Seviper 20% Critical Hit
JNL Gardevoir 30% Critical Hit!)
"HEY! YOUR POKÉMON TOOK OUT MY POKÉMON!" Shouted the Team Skull Grunt.
"Stay focused, moron!" shouted the Team Rocket Member.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING MORON?!" Shouted the Skull Grunt. "That's it! I quit!"
(Team Skull Grunt Tom, surrendered!)
(Team Skull Grunt Jason joined!)
(Ed: 5 out of 6 Pokémon left.
TSkG: 0 out of 1!
TRJG: 1 out of 2!
TSciG: 3 out of 3!
New! TSkG: 4 out of 4!)
(Evil Syndicate sent out Golbat and Crabominable!)
Out comes a bat Pokémon with another Pokémon that look close to a crab with boxing glove like claws, but istead, has a foot print and looks like it has a few snow fur on it.
Suddenly!
"Golem! Explosion!" Shouted a Female Girl with a hardcore like tone.
A Pokémon that looked like a spotted boulder with legs and arms coming out of its body, with a head coming out as well, exploded with large amounts of energy and blasted all the opponents out of the way, leaving Ed in the dust!
(Disaster Battle over!)
"I'm a Sand Castle!" Ed commented randomly.
The girl looked at Ed as he shook the sand off him.
She has a leather jacket, leather boots, and black jeans, as well as a black undershirt with a Gastly and two bones crossed below it. The girl also had long red/orange hair and her skin was light skinned even though it looked like she got tanned for being in the sun for a long time. Her body shape may seem like she's chubby, but she's actually strong. Her eyes are red to represent how much she feels, such as anger, rage, and overconfidence.
She recalled and revived her Pokémon as she looked at Ed with a face that said 'Get out the way or I'll hurt you'.
Ed seemingly doesn't look at the girl like he's much of a girlphobic, but rather just said "Hi!" and waved.
The girl walked to Ed and held him by his shirt.
"Who are you and where are you from?!" she asked. Ed's mind is taking so long to process it. "ANSWER ME, YOU BIG PIG!"
Ed's still taking a long time to process things until his brain could transmit something.
"I like Pudding Skins!" He said randomnly.
"UGH!" The strong girl lifted Ed and kicked him aside. "WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME WITH A CLOWN! I'm here for my revenge for Team Rocket Junior for kicking me out!"
Ed stared as he pressed the Fake Geodude to the ground but the net shootets were out of Ammo, but also, a door opened up.
"Well, thanks for the help, moron..." The girl left into the basement of the desert.
Ed recalled his Pokémon and went forward into basement.
(OST: MT Pyre (Inside) Theme: ORAS)
Ed could see all of the Pokémon being experimented on. Clones fusing and defusing, some not even making it to their own body parts. Ed was scared as he tipped over a plug, and luckily, the clones were just large TV's.
Suddenly, Ed's Gardevoir got up and sensed danger in the room!
She uses some sort of aura to talk to Ed.
"Your friends are still alive, but I doubt what we saw in the TV aren't true... Beware of ghosts..." She said.
Suddenly, Slowking came out as he uses his own Psychic Powers to communicate with Ed.
"Whatever you do, follow me, and do not lose sight of me." Slowking alarmed as he used his mind to opened up a Biohazard Zone full of ghosts and slimy Dittos that don't look friendly. (Monsters: Humanoids from BW2)
Slowking used Healing Bell to chime into a tune that let him pass. Gardevoir followed but this time, holding Ed by his cheek to make him follow.
Ed's eyes explores the wonders of the chaos that Team Science wrought. The groans of a Humanoid, the slimy sounds they make when they collide and faint, and then the groans as they walked by. But Ed did what he was told, not to leave sight and kept walking, but it was like a Haunted House or like a real action packed scary movie marathon.
Suddenly...
ED SNEEZED!
The Huamoids stared at Slowking, Gardevoir and Ed as Slowking ran out of Power Points for Heal Bell!
The Humanoids walked to them like some zombies and groaned for their brains.
"Cool!" said Ed!
"Hold on!" Slowking grabbed onto Gardevoir and Ed as he teleported them and himself to the other room to the other side. The Humanoids were about to capture their pray when they collided into nothing. "Ed! Are you alright?" He asked.
"How did you know my name?" Asked Ed.
"I can read your mind despite the fact it's small." said Slowking.
"Don't remind me about the size..." Gardevoir crossed her arms and looked away. "It doesn't matter! What matters is that you need to rescue your friends!"
Suddenly, they can hear screaming.
"Eddy! Double D!" Shouted Ed as he carried the two Pokémon and ran to the voices. He breaks open a perfectly impenetrable sealed door. "I'M HERE!"
(Ost: Team Galactic Laboratory)
"Took you long enough!" shouted Eddy as he and the rest of the Cul De Sac Kids were locked in a Cyber Room.
"Looks like we missed one..." Cara Liss chuckled grimmly. "No matter... We got everyone who's a bigger threat..." Caraliss takes the four Dinosaurs that the Cul De Sac kids carried and spliced them into a fossil machine. "My Fusion Machine can be able to splice any Pokémon I want without fail..."
"So! All of those zombies!" shouted a familiar voice as she came out of the shadows. "Those freakbags you call Pokémon! YOU did this to them!" The girl pounded a table so hard, it broke.
"Hello! Nice to see you again!" Ed waved.
"Not you again..." The girl facepalmed and grunted.
"You know her, Ed?" Asked Double D.
"No! He does not know me!" The girl shouted.
"Alison Swanson..." said Cara Liss. "How's your Pokémon doing?"
"You took my prized fossil and made it into some Monster! You define how they're doing!" Barked Alison.
Cara Liss chuckled to that. "You're now about to feel my wrath, and without -"
"MY POKÉMON!" Ed found the bag and regained all of his original Pokémon from a machine that looked like it was making clones.
"Well well well, looks like you're a threat after all." Cara Liss shook her head in disbelief.
"Oh please!" shouted Alison. "I single handedly defeated more Grunts than he did! What good is he now?! This chump doesn't look like anything who can hurt a fly!"
"Believe me, he's one big pain, alone..." Sighed Sarah.
"Now begins my plan!" Cara Liss takes out all of the spliced fossils and captured them in 6 Pokeballs. "And now begins the fun part of my plan! Destroying everyone in my path! You're about to feel the wrath of Team Science at full potential! We ARE the creators! Only we see our future's condition! And when we seek interest, we shall take it! Whether it be amusement, a discovery, or even, money..." Everyone grew sick of what Cara Liss just said. "I work for a bigger crime syndicate wpmore powerful than this one. If you truly think you can stop me, think again... Will you surrender now?"
(Yes or No)
"ED! DON'T GIVE UP!" shouted May.
"QUIET!" Cara Liss soundproofed the prisoner room. "So young man, what'll it be?"
"I'll have a Double Side Fries, Two Gravy Bowls, a cup of Pudding Skins, 3 Jawbreakers for my friends?" Ed begins to count. "NO! Gimme 30 Jawbreakers, and a large soda!"
Alison couldn't help but pretended to sneeze even though she ended up laughing at Ed.
Cara Liss got mad a bit as her mind said 'Is he serious?!' "Well, little hero. As soon as I'm finished with you, you'll join your friends along with your girlfriend!"
"Who are YOU calling girlfriend?!" shouted Alison. "You think I'll be friends with HIM?!"
"Oh dear..." said Double D. "Let's hope he can save us all..."
"We're doomed!" Shouted Eddy and Kevin as they looked at each other.
"LET THE CHIMERAS RULE THE LAND!" Shouted Cara Liss!
(Boss Theme: Lysandre's battle theme!)
(Villain (Team Science) Battle Begin!)
Above someone sees the battle and Alison runa to challenge him!
Ed got mistracked but came back to the battle!
(Team Science Cara Liss wants to battle!)
Ed's Team:
1) Quilava LV 35 (Fire)
2) Sligoo LV 37 (Dragon)
3) JNL Lilligant LV 38 (Ghost/Electric)
4) Thwackey LV 34 (Grass)
5) Slowking LV 45 (Water/Psychic)
6) ?
(Team Science Cara Liss sends out Artozolt and Dracovish!)
Out came the abominations. One of them was a part of a Yellow Velocizolt cut from the stomach and buried inside a light blue icey lower body of that of a mosa, specifically, Arctomosa. The top half shivers as if it's so cold. The other was the head of a fish, specifically Coelivish and the bottom which was a rear end of a dragon, specifically Dracosaurus. This time the tail of Dracosaurus became the neck of the abomination, making the cut the stomach.
"Go! Sligoo and Quilava!" Ordered Ed. "Beware of my Sun gods!"
"Like if a little combining hurts." Cara Liss warned. "Now watch as how a REAL ATTACK FUSION WORKS! Arctozolt! Thunder/Ice Punch! Dracovish! Dracovish! Water Meteor!"
(Cara Liss's Machine applied some mysterious power!)
(An Arcane Core lit up!)
"Sligoo! Quilava! Burn them with FIRE! Vaporize!" Ed ordered as the two Pokémon spat out two suns and inceased heat for the two Pokémon. Arctozolt became happy, but it couldn't produce electricity due to not being cold, so it hits with Ice Punch! As for Dracovish, the move Vaporized!
(Sligoo 50% Super effective!
Quilava 100%
Arctozolt 100%
Dracovish 100%)
"Not bad..." Cara Liss tipped her glasses.
"So this is it?! You combining Pokémon to unlock a stuoid tactic?!" Alison laughed.
"Focus on the battle, young girl..." said the Mysterious Man. "Watch as I sweep your Gyrados with just a Thunder Punch and a Rock Slide!"
"NO!" Shouted Alison as she recalled her Pokémon. "Gyrados! Return!"
"Quilava! Sligoo! Flamethrower!" Ed ordered with an ease of sorrow to the fossils who were blended out of their will.
(Arctozolt 0% KO!
Dracovish 20% Burn!)
"Arctozolt! Return!" Cara Liss recalled her fainted abomination. "Come out, Dracozolt!"
This abomination made the top half the Velocizolt, and the bottom, the bottom half of Dracosaurus, only this time, the tail wasn't a neck. The poor Pokémon looks like it's hungry.
"Dracozolt! Dragon Tail! Dracovish! Dragon Fang!" Cara Liss ordered as the Dracovish bites down on Dracozolt's tail and swings it around and throws them at the ally team!
(Sligoo 0% KO!
Quilava 0% Critical Hit! KO!)
"My monsters! Return!" shouted Ed as he recalled his two fallen Pokémon. As he tried picking up two (Seviper and Zangoose) he accidentally slips and drops them into the fuser. "NOOOOOO!" Ed looked at Cara Liss with an angry look. "YOU MURDERED MY MONSTERS! Thwackey! Lilligant! I choose you!"
Ed calls out his two third and fourth Pokémon. His Ghost Specie Plant and his Grass Type Starter Monkey.
Suddenly, Thwackey begins evolving!
His body became bigger and more muscular as his sticks became drum paddles or drum sticks. This Pokémon also has a lot of leaves on his back and he carries what seems to be a wooden drum. This Pokémon is known as Rillaboom!
Ed reads his Pokédex and understands it and also learned a new move. Jungle Beatdown (Grass)!
(Jungle Beatdown: Grass: A Beat Up attack as the half of the levels of your Pokémon will be the total damage!)
"Rillaboom! Drum Kick on Dracozolt!" Shouted Ed as his Pokémon beat a sound wave by kicking his drum as a foot shaped soundwave hits both enemy Pokémon!
(Dracozolt 80%
Dracovish 0% KO!)
"Dracovish! Return!" Ordered Cara as she recalled her fallen Pokémon. "Come out Arctovish!"
This Pokémon by far is the WORSE looking abomination! Not only is the the top half the Coelivish, it's upside down. Ed has high doubts of eating with his brain before. The bottom half was the Artcomosa, only this time, it was fused the right side up.
(The sun died off!)
Lilligant took in what's last of the Extreme Sunlight to charge her Solar Pannel.
"Arctovish! Dracozolt! Thunderstorm!" Cara ordered.
(Thunder + Rain Dance = Thunderstorm: Water: A move that creates rain clouds and can either use Twister, Hurricane, or Thunder on Both enemies!)
(It rained harshly!)
And out from the skies came down two bolts of Lightning crashing on the two of Ed's Pokémon.
(JNL Lilligant 70%
Rillaboom 70%)
"Lilligant! Rillaboom! Attack Dracozolt! Jungle Beatdown and Solarbeam!" Ed ordered as his remaining Pokémon charged at the Dragon/Electric Foe.
(Dracozolt 20%
Arctovish 100%)
"Thunderstorm once more!" Said Cara Liss, gambling everything she has.
(The Storm produced Twister!)
Two small twisters blasted JNL Lilligant and Rillaboom.
(JNL Lilligant 30%
Rillaboom 30%)
"Let's defeat those evil creatures!" Shouted Ed as he ordered his final attack. "Thunder and Jungle Beatdown!"
The Pokémon attacked their opponents with immense energy as if it was the last blow!
(Dracozolt 0%
Arctovish 0%)
"Give it up! Cara Liss!" Alison ordered. "I gotcha right where I want ya!"
"Come back!" Cara recalled her last two Pokémon. "This match isn't over yet!"
"Is the Super Weapon ready yet?" asked the shadow man who revealed himself to be a middle aged man, wearing a black trenchcoat, black pants, black leather shoes and a red 'R' on his pocket protector.
"YOU!" Shouted Alison as Giovanni uses his Nidoqueen to finish off Alison's final Pokémon.
"Pathetic." Giovanni huffed as he recalls his Nidoqueen. "For a hardy Trainer from the Peach Creek, you proved to be quite harsh to your Pokémon. Even harsher than that wretched Ghetsis."
"Screw you!" Shouted Alison. "I just NEEDED more powerful Pokémon! That's all!"
"You don't raise your Monsters?!" Asked Ed.
"Well, I wouldn't waste time on some sucky Pokémon to begin with! That's what made me get past all those grunts!"
"And that's exactly what went wrong." said a familiar voice as he stepped out of the shadows.
"BIG BRO?!" Shouted Eddy inside the room.
"We gotta get out of here!" shouted Marie as she finds a vent and unlocks it. Everybody followed her and began finding a way out.
"Alison Swanson..." Said Eddy's Big Bro. "You treat Pokémon like tools of war as if your fat weight isn't enough."
"Why you little!" Alison tried punching Eddy's Bro but the Bro caught it single handedly and pushed her back.
"I predicted that with my Psychic, Gardevoir." said Bro. "According to her telepathy, you won those gambled Pokémon. As if training your fat arms to lift weights aren't enough, you might as well become a Pokémon yourself."
"How did you - ?!" Alison was shushed by Bro.
"Uh uh u-uh! The key to success is heart and treating your opponents like trash." Bro chuckled. "If you would've raised that Magikarp alone, that I gave you, you would've passed the Johnololan Challenge. But unfortunately, you are power hungry, not close to Ghetsis. EXACTLY how any villain would picture their Pokémon by demand!" Alison growled. Bro continued. "Now as we proceed to stop your cloning machine, I give you this last warning! Heed my words and surrender to me!"
Cara Liss cackled as she tips her glasses. "You do not SEE my vision of great Pokémon! You shall witness, the greatest creations of Team Science!"
Caraliss Dynamaxed a big Chimera Pokémon! The fusion of all 4! Not only one, but she Dynamaxed Two big Chimeras! They roared as they look down to their opponents!
As soon as the Cul De Sac Kids came out the vents, they came to see Ed's greatest doom...
(To be continued...)
A/N: Which of the four out of 12 gets to battle this disaster?! Ed needs help and gravy!