saitama: yawns time to go fight some bad guys. huh i have to find a key just to open a pathway. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. monster: play with the game look above only 5 lives. im her to kill you. saitama: okay ill one punch you, ONE PUNCHHHHHH!!!!!!. its supposed to kill you. monster hits. Game: YOU LOSE. Saitama:okay... take a deep breath... huhuhuhuh now i relized that im in a game, hmmmm NOT FAIR. I CANT ONE PUNCH, HELP!!!!!!! monster: you have to hit me atleast 3 times then you kill me but me one time. saitama:what am i 3 hit man or one death punch or one punch death I'm supposed to be one punch man. monster: not my problom. saitama lost 3 more lifes. then one punch man theme song comes up. saitama: im feeling it oh yeah now my boost one punch. saitama one punched the monster and stole the key. computer : YOU WIN 99 MORE LEVELS TO GO. saitama : NOOOOOOO THE HELL IS THIS. saitama one punched through the game crashing it. sadly he is stuck there forever. until he woke up. saitama is sweating in his pajamas. saitama: luckly that that was a dream. he wakes up noticing it's the game bed . saitama yells to much and crashes the game and actually wakes up. saitama: time for some noodles.
